oh right
https://i.imgur.com/FaIbUD3.jpg
― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 27 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
https://www.gwern.net/docs/biology/1995-watanabe.pdf
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 06:06 (three years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pnin#/media/File:Pnin.jpg
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 8 April 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pnin#/media/File:Pnin.jpg
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 8 April 2021 10:49 (three years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/TheyreAWeirdMob.jpg
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 8 April 2021 10:51 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bivE6atKiPo
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 April 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Summer_of_Fear_1st_edition.png
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 09:55 (three years ago) link
i used to love lois duncan books
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 June 2021 03:28 (three years ago) link
my folks had the Culotta in that edition, and the equivalent one of No Cava For Johnny
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 17 June 2021 10:19 (three years ago) link
Someone in the UK has to start a music genre called Wally Funk.
― Soundtracked by an eco jazz mixtape. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 09:40 (two years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51iSqaLr4UL._AC_SY580_.jpg
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/237992745_2112709408869148_5490644221558805401_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=qb8KmzfnCV4AX9vvuI7&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=6fc2f2bd131cd7fa775dfa41428d0068&oe=611F9A60
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link
riphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWD_VPiMlso
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Sunday, 2 January 2022 03:34 (two years ago) link
love that video
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Sunday, 2 January 2022 03:36 (two years ago) link
pure joy
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Sunday, 2 January 2022 16:17 (two years ago) link
THE BIIIIGEEEESST
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Sunday, 2 January 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link
please don't read if you hate me
i used to have this idea in high school about music in public restrooms. i thought it would be a good idea for the volume to be as loud as possible. to cover up the noise of the shitting and grunting and paper over the resonating sound of piss slapping up against the back of a urinal as the man stands there, staring forward, blinking on occasion, trying not to be weird. i came up with a playlist of songs that were intended to bury all of this under powerful noise.
but now i realize that my whole approach to the "problem" of public restrooms was instead just revealing of my fears and expectations of other men. if i were asked to come up with a musical setting for a nonbinary or women's restroom, i wouldn't think to bury everything under noise. it would be a nice little jazzy playlist, i think. or maybe like sakamoto's Kajitsu playlist, along those lines. but when it comes, to men's restrooms, i'm immediately back at that beer festival in tianjin, in the dark "bathroom" tent, which was really just dozens of dudes pissing in total blackout conditions, and the grass in there was soaking wet. or in a trough at wrigley field in a cardinals jersey, and everyone's wasted. or just any men's restroom, which always features a giant puddle where you have to stand and it's always not 100% piss
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 March 2022 03:49 (two years ago) link
the appropriate sound for that kind of situation for me is total noise. obliterate everything or at least make the entire room and situation a secondary concern
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 March 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link
There's a guy with a chainsaw sitting on top of a tree outside my window (I'm three floors up) and lo0ping bits off and it's making me kind of queasy... oh thank God, he's just climbed down.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Monday, 16 May 2022 09:12 (two years ago) link
lopping not loOping
https://i.imgur.com/2XQIqL8.png
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WcLYzMy.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/GI6HPVJ.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/viaXrnW.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/UQy5hhs.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/zZlum1B.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/avRLZ5g.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/VlyTiQk.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/0nems6S.png
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WC3tg5T.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 19:38 (one year ago) link
THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link
I just imagined my father's brother being married to my mother's sister, and boy did I have a hearty laugh with myself over that one.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
Karl Malone bringing the Cursed Content
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
You know
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link
I bet they have.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2022/08/24/virginia-twins-married-salyers/
“Both of us always knew that we wanted to marry twins,” said Jeremy, noting that with their close relationship, it just made sense.“We’d decided that if we couldn’t find twins to marry, then we just wouldn’t get married,” he said.
“We’d decided that if we couldn’t find twins to marry, then we just wouldn’t get married,” he said.
this is an extremely strange form of logic
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link
Yeah, they definitely have then.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link
the best part is, none of you noticed that i switched the faces around on every single image above
ok i made that up. but it could have been true. they could be switching around on a daily basis, even hourly. that's why they wear the same clothes
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link
xp you bet your ass they have, and they did it in a mirror maze
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
"I know," they all said together in an eerie monotone, smiling with unblinking eyes, "what if for this one we synchronized, so as to create a mirror image of each other?"
― Evan, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link
i want to see them do a laser show and acrobatic stunts, and a song and dance revue as well
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link
“I was attracted to Briana and Josh was attracted to Brittany,” said Jeremy.
https://i.imgur.com/omFVjxy.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link
Kinda into this idea of going to the Twins Convention to pick up some chicks.
I dunno, Karl, even though I'm like 15 years older than you, maybe we look enough like third cousins to head up there and try it out.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link
sure, i'm probably free!
life subgoal: get thrown out of the twins convention for fraud
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 21:17 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H96v0zFw-tA
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 August 2022 04:54 (one year ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/6c1df7322e78f08cd86042766a37f8bf1ff349d6/0_249_3650_2192/master/3650.jpg?width=620&quality=85&dpr=1&s=none
https://assets.classicfm.com/2009/05/dmitri-shostakovich-1233767711-editorial-long-form-0.jpg
Oldish Bernard Sumner looks a lot like oldish Dmitri Shostakovich
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 2 February 2023 06:57 (one year ago) link
Nobody know how water enter coconut
― (ㅇㅇ) (+ +), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 11:18 (one year ago) link
https://scontent.fbrs4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/327139421_1258812181694065_297271056189656729_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=lTE1WqMiG18AX-R3zGd&_nc_ht=scontent.fbrs4-2.fna&oh=00_AfCzk1lNVRhv5pIRRWH2wdevEIHUNk5EWyvgHvWQp6Hu-Q&oe=63E7780D
― (ㅇㅇ) (+ +), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 11:20 (one year ago) link
http://i.etsystatic.com/13373834/r/il/30d198/4335978927/il_fullxfull.4335978927_6m6c.jpg
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 10:43 (one year ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:30 (six months ago) bookmarkflaglink
lmao
― imago, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 11:00 (one year ago) link
i had completely forgotten about all...that! "twins and the twins they love" would be a good name for something.
i was actually coming to this thread to say that, if you're ever in a car with someone for like 5-10 hours, one cool move is to ask other people in the car if they have something they want to listen to, rather than commandeering the playlist for the entire ride. not sure who needs to hear it, but it's come up multiple times in the last year and i was thinking this thread might be a indirect way to change someone's life
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:19 (one year ago) link
But... I made this 11-hour playlist, synched to the mile markers!
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:22 (one year ago) link
Hours exploring Google Maps, timing it just right where "Biddies In the BK Lounge" comes on right as we're driving past the King of Prussia Burger King.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:23 (one year ago) link
a seemingly innocuous road sign for the famous tri-county fair Mirror Maze appears
i try to determine if i would die if i roll out of the vehicle and into the ditch
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:26 (one year ago) link
asda
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Sunday, 5 March 2023 10:53 (one year ago) link
Fans at the festival were likely reacting to the alleged online beef among Gomez, Kylie Jenner and Hailey Bieber, which began late last month with an alleged laminated eyebrow diss.
― ledge, Friday, 10 March 2023 09:53 (one year ago) link
32. Franklin D. Roosevelt pic.twitter.com/QujunzIISR— Cam Harless (@hamcarless) March 13, 2023
I can't unsee this. You're welcome.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 13:47 (one year ago) link