Nocturnal emissions c/d

This used to happen a bunch as a teenager,not so much these days,but every once in awhile it still does.
Classic in that they can feel really good but dud because it's such a mess.

Maybe 3 or 4 times since age 12 or 13, and not in the last decade iirc. I keep the pipes clean in my waking life.

"Aerosol"

do the ladies get something like this or is it just a guy thing?

yes they do Aerosol

I keep the pipes clean in my waking life.

Read that as 'wanking life'.

do the ladies get something like this or is it just a guy thing?

― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 8:31 AM (1 hour ago) [IP: 63.83.48.133] Bookmark

Yes.

Ladies' Aerosol

When i get these they’re usually accompanied by a fairly lucid dream and there is almost always a point where I can make a decision, either to just let it happen or wake up right before.

i rarely have sex dreams anymore. mostly now i dream about being a spy.

http://www.wetdreamforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3973

Only time I've reached emission is when I crashed in a friend's bed and woke up spooning her.

Several female friends say they regularly climax during sex dreams.

Never had one of these.

The only question I remember asking in sex ed was whether women did.

this has never happened to me

Me either

never had this happen either. though my "sex dreams" are pretty Bunuel-ian. either constantly searching for a place to fuck or lady turns into a poodle or a table or something before things can get started.

this has never happened to me

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 2:50 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

mostly a relic of the days when people were discouraged from polishing the bishop, presumably

Which is interesting because as far as I can tell that correlation doesn't exist for ladies. Not that I've taken a formal survey but, uh, you know. I wonder if it isn't just myth?

Or way - if we look at orgasm and ejaculation as two different things (which they are right?) maybe guys are Oing in their sleep all the time too but just not realizing it.

errr should have been Or "wait"

Like I said as a teenager it would happen often and not for any lack of takin care of myself that’s for damn sure.

it will happen quite rarely now, like maybe a few times a year.

I know that the frequency of sex dreams markedly increases when I'm not having regular orgasms.

I talk about sex and orgasms far more with my female friends, but for myself orgasm and ejaculation always go together.

Strange in my case is that I mostly never remember my dreams but the sexy ones I almost always do remember.

Just to clarify, I didn't mean to imply that this happens all the time but ime a couple times a year is sorta avg and when it does it's pretty damn awesome. Except that one time where it was provoked by a dream involving Demi Moore but not normal hot Demi Moore, GI Jane Demi Moore. That was sorta disturbing.

I have never had the coveted "wet dream," and I assume it's because I usually take care of any... um... buildup long before it gets to that point. Psychically, physically, both.

maybe guys are Oing in their sleep all the time too but just not realizing it.

Believe me, we'd know.

I've had pretty vivid sex dreams but none that resulted in wet pants

dude, "coveted"?

in no way awesome, just messy.

"coveted the bishop" vs. "converted the bishop"

i wonder if people actually rub one out or fuck their bed during this.

i've woken up with some raging stingers in my life time though

we were about 22-23 my best (male) friend came bouncing into my room one morning with a big stupid grin on his face: he had just experienced his first nocturnal emission and was completely impressed with himself.

yeah baby i just busted a nut in my tighties, what up.

dude, we're out of paper towels.

That brilliant Ashton Kutcher comedy movie, 'Dude, Where's My Cumrag?'

thats called his career/wife.

Leviticus 15 would say dud
I say classic
Not so much a concern for women, but nocturnal orgasms are maybe the best kind? Like a true gift for good behavior. The first time I had one, I dreamt that I won a Playstation, and the moment I was handed the Playstation, i was woken up by a powerful sensation!

omg there is a whole bonkers forum about this

Best dream! Yeah for women they're pretty much awesome.

x-post oh dear

I have some book that alleges 1% of women had their first orgasm this way.

wondering if any paternity cases have revolved around the defense "We didn't do it! I had a wet dream!"

The first time I had one, I dreamt that I won a Playstation, and the moment I was handed the Playstation, i was woken up by a powerful sensation!

If someone had a nocturnal orgasm while dreaming about the Nintendo 64, would they remember, since the N64 controller doesn't allow the rumblepak and the memort card to be plugged in at the same time?

At least the controller has a prong for each hole.

But an N64 controller has three prongs?

two in the pink.

This happened to me only once, abt 7 or so years ago, but the sad part is that I wasn't even having hot sex or winning prizes in the dream, I was just taking a bath and masturbating :(

this only happened to me once and I don't think I was dreaming anything.

This has never happened to me.

It's happened to me about four times. The second dream was about seeing butterflies in a garden, the third dream was about Christmas, and the fourth dream I forget.

dude, "coveted"?

Just saw this. And yes, why the big question mark? Coveting something is wishing for it, longingly. So my use of the word was an exaggeration for effect, but not a misuse.

I never remember my dreams. Not a single one.

been a v. long time since any emissions, but sex dreams are a+++

<3 the vital stats for each member on wetdreamforum.com

kliteastwood

Location: Texas, USA
Current Number of Consecutive Days Abstainence: 5
Date of Last Masturbation: 27 November 2010
Age of First Wet Dream: 15
Masturbation Frequency When Not Abstaining: Every other day
Age of First Masturbation: 14
Record for Abstinence: 62 days
Date Record for Abstinence was Set: July 2007
Last Wet Dream: Oct 2009
Previous Number of Consecutive Days Abstainence: 2

Posts: 31
Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:26 am
Age: 30
Number of wet dreams you've experienced: 20
Circumcised or Uncut?: Circumcised (Cut)
Precum Production: Lots of Precum (more than 4 drops before ejaculation)
Average time to ejaculation when masturbating normally: 10
Underwear during wet dreams: Boxers
Have you ever had a spontaneous ejaculation?: yes
If you've had a wet dream before, when did it occur after falling asleep?: 2-3 hours
Date that you last masturbated to ejaculation: 31 Aug 2010
Sex: Male

it would be cool if the next wikileak was a bunch of heretofore secret nocturnal emission statlogs

o_O

good lord, kliteastwood's abstinence journal (to charge up for an intense nighttime boner explosion I guess) is a profile in courage:

The last time i masturbated was 31 September 2010 and im ready for a good dream. So im on my fourth day.

made it through the night. I was tossing and turning all night because i was really horny. hard to sleep. Ive began day five

Still on day five. I was in the shower a bit ago and the water hit my shaft and it felt so good. Then i felt like busting a nut, but i held back from it. Hope i make it though the night

Thanks for the encouragement. I finished day five and starting day six this morning. Gotta go to college so I cant look at all the hotties there or i might pop a boner lol

Starting day 7...feeling good

Finished a week, now im on day eight.

Day 9 is here and it feels alot easier than it did at the beginning.

On my 10th day

On day 11, cant wait to make it two weeks.

My sac must be full, because I was urinating this morning and after a squirt of what appeared to be semen came out.

On day 12 B)

On day 13

Made it two weeks after today is completed. The hornyness is not that bad anymore.

Made it 2 weeks and im on day 15. I almost MB last night but i fought it.

Day 18. I was horny through the night but i made it...

On Day 20 :D

Im on day 25 and i wanted to jack off so bad today. I have alot of pre cum throughout the day and had a small release of cum after peeing. No wet dreams yet though but im ready to go the distan

30 days down without MB. No wet dreams happened though. Going to keep going.

On day 36, had some good dreams but no wet dreams yet. Hopefully im gettin close. The horniness is not as bad anymore unless I see something too hot for my eyeballs...lol

Im on day 51. No wet dreams yet, but I guess Ill just keep going. It feels good not to waste time MB and use my time doing useful things instead of looking at porn or something.

I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB. Im gonna try again

that's the last entry, from Nov 11. he would be on about day 97 by now. love the earnest encouragement from his forum colleagues

I can't decide which is the better encouragement from others on the forum:

"Keep sharp. Week 2 takes just as much concentration and dedication."

or

"Your powering through those days kliteastwood :D See if you can beat my previous score of AB'ing which was 26 days lol. Im thinking you can go the distance :D Keep on it!"

acronyms are grebt

http://i56.tinypic.com/2iqzdow.jpg

i hope someone options that as a screenplay

omg the turn this thread has taken

i almost stole the same bit for my username hahahaha

I knew about the orgasm denial and prolonged abstinence fetishes, but not this one. Looks interesting.

klit eastwood?!?!

I went 62 days without WD and then fell back to MB. Im gonna try again

Dude, why don't you try talking to girls.

I read that there's no correlation between not masturbating & # of wet dreams anyway.

Yeah, that's what I was saying the other day.

I also read there was a positive correlation between having more years of education & having more wet dreams...that I am more incredulous about.

It's now happened with me for the third time in last 2 months. I workout daily and have a personal trainer. After a heavy workout, he normally makes me stretch so that there's no body ache. He has me lie on my stomach and pulls my hands behind - it's been for the third time today that I got really hard in seconds and all the cum jus came out gushing from my penis. It created a big spot on my tracks and it was terribly embarrassing though it felt really good. When this happens I just tell him that I need to relax and stay in that position for a while and when he strolls away, get up while covering the spot with my T-shirt and steal away, holding my sack in front.

Going to bed.

I get these a few times a year.

xxp:

o_O

holding my sack in front.

i rarely have sex dreams anymore. mostly now i dream about being a spy.

― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink