If You Could Divert Your Poop to Another Orifice Besides Your Butt....

....where would you send it?

to your mouth

ban Cattle Grind

what have I done

uhhhh wtf

erica, temp ban or perma ban this dude

can this pls signal the end of the poop thread era

j0rdan, i saw your pic and you look kinda like Beeker from the muppets

hmm i don't see it

Well the spirit of the board is a place to talk about whatever things that ppl wouldn't really discuss elsewhere but this is getting pretty ridiculous. Can we just agree to cool it with the poop related threads for a while?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LeCIpeSxhsM/SuHrAPrEn_I/AAAAAAAAA94/1OL5CvZDee8/s400/beeker.jpg

http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ban_hammer.jpg

clearly this is just bad trolling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo&feature=player_embedded

I mean last time I checked this board was I <3 TMI not Board wherein every single new thread talks about real or hypothetical poop issues. I won't ban him if he agrees not stop with the shit talk - at least for a while.

i mean, who cares? ignore or discuss, imo.

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_poop_tshirt-p235165263066381819qrja_400.jpg

i've actually been meaning to start a non-poop thread here. maybe i will get around to it now.

if someone gets banned for posting something gross about poop on TMI, that is sort of stupid, tbh.

http://www.big-t-shirts.com/ProdImages/big/792.jpg

and to where???

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g216/Temmi_2006/poop_i_love_you.jpg

it's more like banning someone for being purposefully annoying aka trolling

I mean last time I checked this board was I <3 TMI not Board wherein every single new thread talks about real or hypothetical poop issues.

in what universe is poop not a category of TMI?

Well the spirit of the board is a place to talk about whatever things that ppl wouldn't really discuss elsewhere but this is getting pretty ridiculous. Can we just agree to cool it with the poop related threads for a while?

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Monday, April 12, 2010 1:26 AM

By "pretty ridiculous" do you mean it is starting to get to be too TMI? lol

It's the every single new thread thing. Like Jordan said it just seems like really bad trolling but if others aren't annoyed then let the poop talk commence.

xpost
a universe where poop is just the right amount of information

this is too TOO much.

The concept of TMI getting to be a little too much is funny

i love poo much information

http://www.ecardsystem.com/images/greatjob.jpg

Nijoli I think you're misinterpreting what I was trying to say. It's not the topics or discussions etc. but this dude has started numerous threads about poop in a way that really just screams intentionally annoying troll. But if others don't find the trolling annoying than that's cool.

Man I am all about imaginative potential but IMO if Kirk Cameron made some video like "even atheists agree God came up with a just-fine system for pooping and no one should ponder alternatives" this here atheist would be like, "You know Mr. Cameron, here I agree with you."

If you want threads about something else then start threads about something else, ya'll.

Cattle Grind posted:

The first post

and

A post telling J0rdan he looks like Beaker

Can we lock this?

suggest ban is likely going to take care of Cattle Grind sooner or later

it just doesn't seem like a good-faith attempt to start an interesting discussion, and honestly this board is better when ppl are sincere

maybe ignore stupid posts and let them die. then start valid posts of things other than poop and discuss them instead. just an idea.

I really doubt there's a way people could be sincere in any way by saying the anus was an evolutionary failure. I can't.

^hard to argue with this

http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080917/full/news.2008.1117.html

http://www.xepisodes.com/episodes/608/Red-Hot-Catholic-Love.html

turtles still only have one opening for everything (males too) :|

God does not play dice with universe. holes are made for, enter and exit. macro holes are seen and discussed where as micro holes perform without discussion but there has to be a hole for exit too. who made anus ? probably the same creator who made mouth.

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* 2008-09-20 01:07:58 PM
* Posted by: surya kumar Tripathi

In the Protostomia, which constitute the vast majority of animal species, the mouth comes from the blastophore which is the first opening to develop in ontogeny. In the Protostomia, this opening becomes the mouth as the name implies. In the Echinoderms and the Chordates, including ourselves, the blastophore is associated with the future anus, which is why these two phyla are members of the Deuterostomia. Mouth becomes anus. It is difficult to imagine any more fundamental differences, isn?t it? These differences certainly can?t be dismissed lightly as insignificant; rather they suggest a polyphyletic origin of life. Cheers, Peter

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* 2008-09-23 05:36:24 AM
* Posted by: peter borger

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Protovsdeuterostomes.svg/577px-Protovsdeuterostomes.svg.png

i can't believe the appeal of ILX meta threads is to the point where we have spirited discussions about whether we ironically talk about shit too much

lol yeah youve never called out a dumb thread before

radical cleavage!

nijoli's frustrated mod ambitions itt!!!

lol

well at least there seems to be some actual discussion going on now, I think?

Semi-tempted to rename this board "Cattle Grind Loves Poop"

That would be so sad.

Poop def seems to be his thing.

idk abt the whole "start another thread" idea...like does the world really need a thread about whatever comes to mind? This is why I didn't start a Buck Angel thread.

cattle grind, poop

http://timedsg.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cattle-decapitation-humanure.jpg

nijoli's frustrated mod ambitions itt!!!

― tbrrprint (2) HD (zvookster), Monday, April 12, 2010 2:23 AM (10 hours ago

I was waiting on someone to say that! I'M SO FRUSTRATED!!

wtf latebloomer

"Humanure" really does tear it. No more. Non plus. Cut it out.

How I long for the innocent days of
http://blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/60-foot-phallus-2.jpg

Hey guys I'm sorry about this thread. I wasn't trying to troll, I just have a weird and outlandish sense of humor and sometimes I forget that I'm the only person that finds some things funny. And should keep to myself.

I'm done with the poop threads! Honest!

Also sorry J0rdan for calling you Beeker.