whatever that means to you.does anyone else have a fleshlight/tenga/etc?i bought one (fleshlight) because i've been really into masturbating instead of fucking recently and it's great. i understand what people with vaginas are talking about now when they're like "they're ok but i have a vibrator at home". i actually feel...changed. more confident somehow. i was googling about how to clean it and it's apparently really popular with PUA dudes and they recommend it for practicing with 'edging', which means jerking off until you're about to cum and then stopping, then repeating. i've been edging for years! they recommend edging as sex stamina practice. i just do it because i love fucking more than coming.
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 06:01 (nine years ago) link
one of my best male friends drunkenly bought an anal fleshlight and says it's the best thing ever. While that might be the case, I will never not think it arriving a couple days later and him having no recollection of ordering it is p much the funniest thing ever.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link
an anal fleshlight
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
yep
who knew?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
simulating the constrictions of a sphincter is a technological feat I hadn't anticipated
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link
does it come flanked with buttocks
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
Possible answer to indulgent dating problems subthread: how the fuck do i connect with someone ?
― 龜, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnvhgBFeVVg
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I do not know. Will inquire.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link
kind of want one tbh
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
wait they're like 70 bucks? hehehe gtfo
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link
*thinks about life* soap in the shower is working well enough for special occasions
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no, you do
― stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
i'd call that the most impenetrable zing i've yet shipped but that's probably not the right word on this thread
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
oh wait i get it haha, the word 'come'
whiney!
― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
bookmarking this thread for when I'm drunk someday and feel like entertaining
― mh, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
a friend had recommended a tenga but so $$$$
― clouds, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
Put it on your xmas list
― fgti, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
that's not what you put it on
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
Not only $$$$, but for some reason it can only be used once. All I can say is it better feel really good....
― and in his absence, she (Lee626), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
Wait, there's a sex toy that's $70 and SINGLE USE? I went to the website but it's remarkably obtuse about how the thing actually works.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
No, I just looked into it. There are single use versions apparently though. The single use ones cost like 10 bucks. 70 definitely isn't a crazy price for sex toys though.
― how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.
― een, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
check out the fitting guide: http://www.tenga-global.com/fitting
― and in his absence, she (Lee626), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
they break easily
Braggin' 2014
; )
― 龜, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
it depends
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/fleshlightEMAIL.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:38 (nine years ago) link
i paid 99 USD for mine btw, because i bought it at an adult bookstore (impulse buy, not drunk though). i bought a cheapo rubber pocket pussy thing at a truckshop adult emporium for 30 bucks years ago and it was absurdly small. not bragging, i have a completely average penis girth. it was like it was designed to build the confidence of the thindicked. i got a mild cocksprain from it and threw it away eventually.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:44 (nine years ago) link
Think you meant to post that in wall o' gina xp
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link
― een, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 5:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they only make slurping noises if you leave the end cap on. my only beef with it is that it needs a ton of lube and it's hard to lube it up deep enough (again not bragging).
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link
also if the whole hook is that it's supposed to be mistaken for a flashlight would it have been so hard to put a phony on/off switch on it somewhere.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link
Your fleshlight has hooks? Kinky
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
n.b. i'm poor, $20 is expensive. the tenga fitting guide, however, is priceless.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link
is that... a coin slot
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:15 (nine years ago) link
also "eventually" made me lol
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link
they have this shit too...even male sex toys are not immune to baconizationhttp://blog.fleshlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/FREAKSline.png
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oAC4xr0.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link
http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/spaceship-apollo-6.jpg
― bollnality of weevil (brownie), Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link
Liftoff achieved
― 龜, Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link
Anyway looks like somebody took a Mario castle level and turned it into a sex toy xp
little tip i got from a movie i watched recently with some buddies: freshly baked apple pie. ymmv...
(i believe the movie was called "american pie")
just my $0.02
― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Thursday, 6 November 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link
Is this the Bait My Fliphole thread?
― StanM, Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
Wait what is the fleshlight that just looks like a coinslot, i mean I haven't exactly seen hundreds of vaginas in my life but I never seen one that looks like that so
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
it's for those of us who've always wanted to fuck a a space harrier arcade game
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
that's called the "non-descript". it's been discontinued.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
the AnerosAneros (and other prostate massagers) fascinates me
http://i.imgur.com/cVyseNQ.jpg
but I feel like it would be very easy to hurt yourself with one of these things
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Saturday, 8 November 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link
(Aneros, that is)
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Saturday, 8 November 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link