Welp, I kinda of have a crush on [NAME DELETED] and [NAME DELETED]. But [NAME DELETED] really makes me bar up and I would [ACTION DELETED] the flag. Oh, and would smash [NAME DELETED], [NAME DELETED] and [NAME DELETED]. Also, [NAME DELETED] if [NAME DELETED] watched.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link
in other words:
Welp, I kinda have a ______ on ___________ and ________. But ________ really makes me _______ and verb proper noun noun noun verb I would _________ the flag. Oh, and would _________ ____________, _________ and ____________. verb verb proper noun noun proper nounAlso, ___________ if ____________ watched.
Also, ___________ if ____________ watched.
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
In retaliation for banning all the Britishes from his domain, I've just banned KBT from TMI. Seems only fair.
― Mad Libs Police, Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
we should definitely do KBP mad libs.
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Why should I try? even the people I thought were friends are against me.
I need to kill all crushes. All of them. People are only even vaguely tolerant towards me out of pity or fear.
― Evren Kader (Masonic Boom), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link
shit ok that was in response to pato's post and now that's gone, yikes
I had a crush on you rox, until you started those disgusting image threads a few hours ago. We're through!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 30 August 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link
oh, you love them
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 08:52 (fourteen years ago) link
all those gross pictures elsewhere on the board and this is the thread that most made me want to barf today
― earthbound & down (nickalicious), Sunday, 30 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Internet renewed crush on ex-fiancee from years and years ago. Neither of us ever got married.
― alimosina, Sunday, 13 September 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Probably has a crush on you too.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 13 September 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Sure hope so.
― alimosina, Sunday, 13 September 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRusbYIyRNI
― brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
into it
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 05:39 (eight years ago) link
I think I finally broke the habit of getting internet crushes on women after the last one which ended in a broken engagement after a whirlwind courtship that, looking back on it, made ZERO sense. I'm basically asexual online and off at this point.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
For years I was like "Wah! I get internet crushes on people and they never get internet crushes on meeee!" But then this past year I became the focus of a really quite intense internet crush by someone else. Which went Horribly Wrong and led to 4 months of stalking culminating in harassment and doxxing to the point where I had to get the police involved. So now if I see anything on social media with even a whiff of flirting I get paranoid and freak out and insist on shutting that down FAST. Which probably isn't any healthier a behaviour than walking about with giant heaving crushes on everyone.
So you know *shrug emoji* and no more crushes and concentrating my energy on the idea of sex with robots.
― Dröhn Rock (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 10:29 (eight years ago) link