Alcohol and sex

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Hi Mr. Drunk, long tiem listneer first time cal..err..typist

So when im drunk n i am havin sex sometimes i accidentally pee on my g/f how do i stop this or incorporate it into my act?

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

An intriguing question. Normally one refrains from the sensual act when one over the fourteen, naturally. No-one desires the reputation of a tope-and-poker, nor the concomitant poor reviews. But should the situation occur, how best to respond?

I would imagine shouting WHEEEEEE in the voice of Dr Ian Paisley should suffice, but that may just be me.

― Matt, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Extra condoms anchored 'round the base of your manhood with several dozen extra-strength rubber bands should prevent any further embarrassment.

On general principle, I also agree with Matt.

― Michael White, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link

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