I Hate Stoners

stoners are the third most irritating segment of society, behind fundementalists and people that think communism is a good idea.

love me

1. If you have a job, rush home from it without going anywhere except your dealer's house, although preferably s/he's your housemate
2. You must have a huge TV in your living room and at least one video game machine
3. Stories that you think are funny while stoned must be repeated to everyone who comes into your house for at least 3 months
4. Got any money? NO, man, I'm broke. My job sucks. Hey, pass me that bong. (pulls out 1/2 oz of weed.)
5. Yeah, I've been thinking about going back to school. (for 6 years now). Dude, I'm totally jealous that you graduated.
6. Yeah, man, I'd love to come check out your new place, since I never came over to your last place. My car's fucked, though, it needs a $40 belt and I'm afraid to drive it. I can't afford to fix it (pulls out 3/4 oz of weed) hey, let's twist one.
7. Dude, the Simpsons is on.
8. Dude, the Simpsons is on (puts in videotape with every episode from the beginning, for the 463rd time).
9. No, man, I can't afford to go out, I'm just going to chill at my pad. Seriously, though, you should stop by.
9. Man, I never get any play. I don't fuckin' get it. I never meet any cool chicks/guys.

Repeat ad infinitum.

1st of all, you only hate stoners because you hate a cirtain stoner, or group of stoners. I smoke weed, but am not a stoner. Weed can be fun, and weed can be dumb, its up to the chooser to be a user or abuser (I fucking hate fucking rap) If everyone on earth would get high on weeed at the same time, there would be world peace.

Besides...Ive been around all kinds of drugs all my life. Yes cirtain stoners especially burn outs whose life revolve around the shit are quite annoying, I have never heard of anyone to smoke a bowl, get redneck, and go shoot someone else. Where as I have with Alcahol, DXM, LSD, and a very very verry long list of various other drugs.

You wanna hate someone for the drugs they choose, hate fucking crack heads, theyre the ones who suck dick three times for a penny endlessly until they have enough to go buy a rock so they can finish decaying theyre mind and body. Who likes robotussin.

Where as I am a very negative person when it comes to alot of things...without mentioning anyones name with all do respect some people who visit this site need to chill the fuck out.

Did I mention I am the anti-christ?

alcohol causes more injuries than all drugs combined.

and nobody has died of weed poisoning

(420 is the police code for marijuana possession, i believe)

How many times have you seen a angry, belligerent stoner? How many fights were caused by people being too stoned? When's the last time you woke up w/a pounding headache from a weed hangover? I'm just defending the herb, not attacking those who drink (as I do occasionaly)

-Bill Hicks

'Nuff Said.

Unless it's a member of Anthrax the band that was misdelivered to your house. So I guess it's just a risk your going to have to take.

-He told me he thinks "Nacirema" is a great band name

-He couldn't remember the arrangements we came up with last time

-He came up with bizarre and convoluted count-off/cue ideas that didn't make sense and couldn't be followed

-He didn't notice as his beer erupted all over the place, and then when I yelled to get his attention, he still failed to clean up the spill, which was dripping onto some recording equipment (not ours). I had to yell at him to get him to clean it.

That is such a load of shit. I know so many people who are absolute dicks on weed. Some people just become more self-obsessed and childish when they're stoned.

happy belated birthday dom u rong

4. Got any money? NO, man, I'm broke. My job sucks. Hey, pass me that bong. (pulls out 1/2 oz of weed.)
5. Yeah, I've been thinking about going back to school. (for 6 years now). Dude, I'm totally jealous that you graduated.
6. Yeah, man, I'd love to come check out your new place, since I never came over to your last place. My car's fucked, though, it needs a $40 belt and I'm afraid to drive it. I can't afford to fix it (pulls out 3/4 oz of weed) hey, let's twist one.

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9. No, man, I can't afford to go out, I'm just going to chill at my pad. Seriously, though, you should stop by.

omg my life for one unfortunate semester

The most boring drug addicts.

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doing mixdowns on the doob is up there with my favourite experiences of all time

(until i hear the songs the next day)

My housemate was at this bust reporting on it

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/national/5m-cannabis-plantation-near-byron-shut-down/2008/01/31/1201714136449.html

He said it was pretty amazing.

All the stoners broke ribs when they saw that giant mouse come through the wall in that Doritos commercial.

I mean, it was funny, but they were having trouble breathing.

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this should get dom a ban from 1p3

Real talk: weed gives me stomache ache anyway, which is why I only do coke.

i couldn't imagine coke without weed

i couldnt imagine 1p3 without weed

stoners over cokeheads any day of the fucking week

I think I've bugged worse on weed than coke

but it was PRIVATE AFFAIR

labs otm

Stoners are fine with me. I mean, they usually have friends, if'n you know what I mean WINK WINK NOD NOD.

JSenlib

He told me he thinks "Nacirema" is a great band name

A+

Pot makes you dumb.

not really

It's a chicken/egg thing. Is the person who smokes tons of weed all day and watches reruns of Family Guy dumb because he smokes tons of weed, or does he smoke tons of weed all day and watch reruns of Family Guy because he is dumb?

i enjoy weed and family guy sometimes, both in small doses, never together.

Damn You All!

i've never met this person, but i don't meet a lot of people either, so i'll trust you. xxpost

I guess what I'm really saying is: I hate my roommate :C

haha