I rate "The Darkness"

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This band fucking blows period.....

http://www.wolvescivic.co.uk/images/bands/gigguide/darkness-photo.jpg

And if you like this dogshit, your a bigger fuking idiot than their lead singer....

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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The Darkness period.....

Cannot stress enough how bad I wish my six girls would beat their asses.....

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

adrian, if only you were half as cool as the darkness, then some girls would actually want to be in your band.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 22 April 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, I wish you would give me your adddress so that I could beat the shit out of you and slap my big cock all across your face for saying this shit....

I hate this band and I wish they got in a plane crash like Aaliyah and they died instead of her.Does'nt seen clear that to you that there a just a bucnh of annoying fucking faggots trying to bring back the annoying rock of the past?

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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Yep, their really a bunch of sissy ass mutherfuckers alright.....

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 23 April 2004 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

my face is covered in razor blades, adrian, so i don't suggest you slap your cock across it. as for the darkness, who cares what you think of them? the truth is you are jealous of justin hawkins because you do not look as dashing in a jumpsuit as he does. i suspect this jealousy is just repressed lust. the sooner you admit to yourself that you want to get on your knees and suck justin's wang, the happier you will feel. trust me. don't bottle up your desire anymore adrian, or you might explode.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 23 April 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/shropshire/music/2003/07/images/thedarkness_270.jpg

http://www.drownedinsound.com/images/2056.jpg

http://www.netplugged.com/photos/justin_hawkins_kerrang.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39319000/jpg/_39319320_justin_pa.jpg

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/d/the_darkness/darkness.jpg

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 23 April 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Me and Elisabeth realised we may well end up buying that Darkness album sometime the other day, "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" is proving too good. I thought the "touching you/touching me" bit was a whole other chorus! Such songsmanship!

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 23 April 2004 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Adrian, can we see some pictures of you now, for comparison?

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

get it on vinyl, andrew! it comes with a lovely big poster!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Last time I asked you didn't like the Darkness, Andrew! I am again sorely disappointed in you. I think that means I don't know ANYONE else who dislikes them (rationally, Adrian doesn't count). Oh well, I'll survive I guess.

― Livvie (Livvie), Saturday, 24 April 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

they aren't too popular on ilm, livvie. and lemmy from motorhead hates them.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 April 2004 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

He hates them because their fucking gay thats why....

And it figures you have razor sharp blades on your face, only a filthy dyke would say some shit like that.....

And besides, my cock is so huge it be like a whale landing on a porcupine.My cock would only feel a slight tingle.....

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 24 April 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ENCORE! ENCORE!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

my cock is so huge it be like a whale landing on a porcupine

have you ever wondered why no-one will have sex with you?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Pfft, ILM. Lemmy is something though I guess.

― Livvie (Livvie), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

including spines a porcupine is about the same size, if not bigger than a human head, so your cock is actually the size of a whale-hmmm
quite an image--I'd imagine you are one of those people you sometimes see in Jerry Springer's studio..well more accurately on a live video feed to Jerry's Studio, since you can't get out of bed or something weird like that.--it might be the huge cock that puts women off but are your balls rhino or elephant size to match the proportions..this also means that, similar to some whales you would produce about 15 gallons or so of ejaculate per pop-shot, so I cant imagine women would enjoy getting their front-bums rinsed with that amount of spoof, especially from something the size of a whale inside them.. can only imagine what kind of women you go after.
The Darkness dress quite strangely for a band named as such and the lead singer has a scarily high voice and apart from that I dont feel strongly one way or the other, Im more interested in this guy with the cock as big as a whale.. do you have big ears, a magic trumpet (ahem) and eat SnozzcumbersÉ (meant to be a question mark, but my keyboards fucked)
-Hamish

― Hamish Mactavish (duffath), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

they suck

― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck you idiots, Lady, your a dumb dyke, and you never seen a penis so you don't know shit out of your ass.....get over it, they all suck...I am real "Darkness" not some joke like these fuckers....

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Join the Mentally Unstable today and worry people all over the world!!

― Hamish Mactavish (duffath), Friday, 7 May 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you're right, adrian, i am a dumb dyke who has never seen a penis. but my strapon's bigger than your penis and unlike your appendage it actually gives pleasure.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 May 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm still impressed by the fact the Darkness blow period. not every band does.

― ichigo pan desu (i am strawberry bread), Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

lol. good answer

― CAss (CAss), Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Di, did you know they're doing their new record w/Mutt Lange?

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 May 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

YES!!!!!!!!!

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Monday, 10 May 2004 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

possibly.

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Monday, 10 May 2004 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-18157/leppard/pictures/pictures/lep2.jpg

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Monday, 10 May 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah andrew, anthony told me about it on livejournal. fucking wicked shit A.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 10 May 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Whats with your responses huh? The Lady MS I'm a stupid piece of shit with no good taste?

I saw The Darkness live, they were on stage performing sex acts with each other and shoving drumsticks up their asses.... goes to show what happens when idiots get into a rock band....

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 15 May 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

They weren't son. You really need to sort out the difference between your fantasies and really life. Your mother and I are very worried about you.

― Dad, Saturday, 15 May 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

the video for "love is only a feeling" is uncharacteristically lowkey.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"This band fucking blows period", that's unsqueamish of them

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 24 May 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe in a thing called love came on at 9:15am when I was at work and since I had the doors shut still I turned it up really loud and danced around the shop a bit. It was cool.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 24 May 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

elisabeth that makes me want to hug you.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

E, where do you work? Or should I stop being lazy and look it up on your webdiary?

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I work at a video store in ponsonby! it's like 5 mins from my house. Laziest job ever.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean The Source? I think Andrew Scott used to work there.

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah! I remember you saying so ages ago, I'd totally forgotten.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, apparently he used to bully my little brother into getting Andrew-type movies instead of Ghostbusters or whatever he had picked originally. You wouldn't indulge in that kind of behaviour, would you?

― Minty (Minty), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ghostbusters" IS an Andrew-type movie, this Scott guy doesn't know what he's doing etc etc

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we get Ghostbusters this weekend??

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Like I need to ask.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes we can! Haha I just remembered that's BADEN isn't it? I'm gonna get him, no-one calls me a nerd

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 27 May 2004 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You're gonna get him? Well, he might be at Sonic Youth, I still think that was a fair call tho.

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 27 May 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It'll be fuckin WWF SMACKDOWN at the St James man

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 27 May 2004 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Still want to get this record

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

is anyone doing that C4 competition where you do a Darkness video?

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

my flatmates and i went "oh hey wouldn't that be cool" and then we decided it would involve getting off the sofa. so no.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

adrian was right (i've decided)

― doo rag, Friday, 25 June 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

how come?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

the darkness are no good

― dooRAG, Saturday, 26 June 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

these olden tymes threads on IRE confuse me - anybody care to give a brief history of this board?

― gershy, Sunday, 30 December 2007 07:55 (eighteen years ago)

summer 02 - summer 03: I hate everything/ adrian mccoy clubhouse? (why did it change from hate to rate?)
summer 03 - fall 05: i rate everything/ nz/aus tittytwister board? ILE away from ILE? ???
fall 05 - spring 06: dead
spring 06 - guess papers gets bumped
summer, fall 06: jaimee, bam psycho, daisy mcintosh, most of the current IRE crew. ask dr. phil, myspace passwords
winter 06: sandbox
2007: oink invites, no more unregistered posting, nu-code screwing up googling, polls, etc.
2008: ?????????????????????????????????????

― gr8080, Sunday, 30 December 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

awesome!

― gershy, Sunday, 30 December 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

i've spent maybe a half hour looking for a thread about the IHE>IRE name change-there has to be one, right?-and couldn't find anything. dom? pash?

― jergïns, Sunday, 30 December 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Board was attracting too many trolls

― Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

I thought that was the point.

― a╓by's (╓abies), Friday, 16 October 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)

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