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http://www.msstate.edu/org/fsfa/images/Halal%20Logo-1.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

?

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

more like HELLal, infidel

gershy, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Helal means crescent

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

what\dat?

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Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link

?

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 1:06 AM (26 minutes ago)

hay theres this new site called wikipedia

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.fryedmedia.com/1forimages/Halal.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I know what Halal means silly boy, I'm Muslim myself.

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link

?

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link

wowowowowow

Confounded, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link

u_u

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 10:24 (sixteen years ago) link

yo this aint funnay 2 real rcho fans like chaki chackster ; _ ;
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chaki, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 11:21 (sixteen years ago) link

And I say, "Hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah."
I said, "Hey, what's going on?"

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link

it's the 1-2-3: filipino, tasty, halal

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jergïns, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I know what Halal means silly boy, I'm Muslim myself.

-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 1:38 AM (17 hours ago)

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relevant because "she likes big black sausages"

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, August 26, 2007 2:54 PM (1 week ago)

am0n, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

that only shows that i'm a bad boy

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link

are cumfiestas considered halal?

am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

dude! that came up in GIS for sausages

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

OTL

am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

:D

W4LTER, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

halol

jergïns, Thursday, 6 September 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

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sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

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sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

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sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link

A+++ site:
http://www.non-halal.com/

sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

senseless antagonism morelike

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd browse that site over henfap.com any day.

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link

isnt halal the smae as kosher? basically? someone help me out here. does it mean you're vegan??!??
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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Kosher meat is halal, but halal meat isn't kosher

Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm sorry, but i'm still lost.

gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:26 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

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W4LTER, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

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             ( ゚∀゚) キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ halal!!!!!
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am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link

yelp scumbag likes it
http://www.yelp.com/biz/halal-food-cart-baltimore

am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Cuisine: Mediterranean
Halal authenticity: Halal certificate on display
Price: $ out of $$$$
Payment accepted: http://www.zabihah.com/images/pay_cash.gif
Hours: 10 am to 6 pm
Phone: No phone available
Website: No website available
Email: No email available

am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

healthy for you as well

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i want to go on a tour de halal and eat all the kebabs

harbl, Friday, 23 October 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Kabobbi

am0n, Friday, 23 October 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

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bamcquern, Saturday, 24 October 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Dukem II > Halal II > Nino's II

harbl, Monday, 26 October 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Halal Dating

It is a common thing to see a white woman marrying a man from a Muslim country. A question arises as to how they met each other before their marriage? Was it a marriage arranged by their parents?

They had probably met at work and dated each other. In the past Muslims did not date because of arranged marriages. Are parents in North America going to arrange the marriages of their young children as is done in some Islamic countries?

In Islamic countries there are matrimonial brokers and agents who work to match the brides and bridegroom. Parents have the support of the community in finding spouses for their children. Relatives, networking, social gatherings particularly weddings, make arranging marriages easier. In the United States, parents are left alone and cut off from these networks.

The more educated the girl becomes, the less contented a parent feels in arranging for her marriage. African-American Muslims, as well as Arab and Asian immigrants from cultures that practice arranged marriages--are now unenthusiastic to do the same for their own children.

In an arranged marriage, a Muslim family usually investigates the prospective candidate further - talking with teachers, professors, employers, friends, family, Imams, colleagues, etc. to learn about his or her character.

It is a well-known fact that Islamic religious or cultural events are often segregated by gender? So how are the young North American Muslims supposed to meet and marry each other?

"Young American Muslims have come up with creative solutions to dating--and they fall into roughly three categories. The first group is "Strict Muslims" who date halal (in an Islamically permissible style). The second group I call "Eid Muslims," because many are not strict in practice and attend mosques only on holidays. While technically they are dating haram (unlawfully in Islam), without chaperones, they're keeping physical intimacy to a minimum and parental involvement at a maximum. The third group dates "Sex and the City"-style (definitely haram), openly and freely leading a non-Islamic lifestyle, having premarital sex sometimes in a series of monogamous relationships. " (2)

"This "Sex and the City" group consists mostly of Muslim men who date non-Muslim women. These non-Muslim women sometimes convert to Islam and marry their Muslim boyfriends. But some are unceremoniously dumped when the man's parents arrange a halal marriage. The woman's family is naturally upset at how she has been treated, resulting in a misconception that Muslim men treat women poorly. Ironically, the "Sex and the City" Muslim man can date freely without risking his standing in the community, while a Muslim woman with the same dating pattern would not only gain a bad reputation but risk losing a good arranged marriage proposal. This double standard and poor treatment of women is not endorsed by Islam but by a general patriarchy that pervades many world cultures, including America. " (3)

"Upon getting serious with a woman they're dating, though, some of these "Sex and the City" men suddenly reassert their strict Wahhabi upbringing. They insist that their girlfriends, with whom they once openly had sex, will now have to wear a cover and stay at home, and that their dating relationship was haram. A friend of mine who had such an experience broke off the engagement with the Muslim man but retained her commitment to Islam. She said many of her friends were surprised that she didn't return to the party-girl lifestyle once her Muslim fiancé was out of the picture. But she told me she is now committed to waiting to have sex again till she marries." (4)

"My friend wants to engage in halal dating--a practice gaining much popularity in the American Muslim community both among Strict Muslims and Eid Muslims. Halal dating is the first cousin of arranged marriage, with young people finding their own mates--within the guidelines of Islam--instead of their parents arranging marriages for them. Because the Qur'an advocates equality between the sexes, it does not permit premarital sex--since all the negative consequences fall upon the woman, including pregnancy, the social stigma, and the raising of the child. Premarital sex is also forbidden for other reasons, including learning to discipline oneself and practice self-control. Under Islam, when a man has sex with a woman to whom he is not married, he is being disrespectful of her, whether she is consensually participating or not. So young Muslims who engage in halal dating seek a commitment first and are vigilant about staying true to their religion." (5)

"For both Strict and Eid Muslims, couples are introduced to each other, either by parents or friends. (Less often they meet at school or in their local community.) They spend time talking over the phone or on the Internet and even going on dates, though for Strict Muslims, a chaperone is always present. Once they have decided they like each other, the couple is married under Islamic law by signing a marriage contract. This event, called the nikah, is as binding as a marriage. However, the couple is seen as engaged in most Islamic cultures and in American-Islamic culture. The signing of the agreement allows them to spend more time together. Strict Muslims still have a chaperone present and do not even hold hands." (6)

Halal dating fosters a clear understanding between the man and the woman that they are committed to marrying each other. One views the other as a life partner, not a hot prom date. Eventually they will marry in a ceremony attended by their friends and family members.
Sometimes, though, the betrothal may break up, but, because the couple was engaged in halal dating, no disgrace attaches to them. Many Muslims marry non-Muslim women who convert as a result of halal dating. Another example of halal dating that resulted in marriage is that of a divorced non-Muslimah, who met a Muslim of Pakistani descent in her medical school class. The Pakistani husband even adopted her daughter from a previous marriage.

"Islamic law itself can be fluid in matters of the heart, depending on who is wielding the gavel. Many non-Muslims see Islam as a gigantic, static monolith, when, in fact, Islam can be very dynamic. Shi'ite Muslims, for instance, sometimes use the device of muta to facilitate dating. A muta is a temporary marriage recognized under Shi'ite practice. An agreement, oral or written, is created between the man and woman, securing for the woman certain rights in the event of pregnancy or at the termination of the marriage. I recently heard of a young Muslim couple living together before their formal wedding ceremony. Their parents could not bear their children living together unmarried so they secured a muta fatwa [an Islamic legal ruling that a temporary marriage was taking place between them] for them. Their living together was then halal. "As for me, I look at it this way: Whether the use of muta is right or wrong, whether halal dating is indeed halal or not isn't the issue. In the end, we Muslims believe that God will decide, as He is the final judge of us all. " (7)

velko, Monday, 28 December 2009 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my dad said he wanted to buy one of those hunks of meat they have on the autodoner. i tried to tell him that was like wanting to get mcdonalds hamburger meat but he didn't get it.

harbl, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddGjV51Edok

♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i love dum maro dum but why is it halal

harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

post of missing lahore kabab house
rip
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harbl, Thursday, 21 January 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link

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paberton (Pablo A), Thursday, 21 January 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

"Why should the people of Roubaix be forced to go to Lille or elsewhere to find bacon?" Franck Berton, the mayor's lawyer, told Reuters.

noted schloar (dyao), Sunday, 28 February 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh FFS. They're going to let people choose between halal and, er, infidel meat but since the two have to be prepared on different grills not all restaurants have had the opportunity to rebuild/extend their kitchen infrastructure yet.

StanM, Sunday, 28 February 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

the two have to be prepared on different grills

kind of lol that fast food chains, well known for their ethics when it comes to the, ah, content of their meat, are playing down the line on this.

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Sunday, 28 February 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/gowanus_halal.jpg

the descent of mayne (am0n), Sunday, 28 February 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

halal, how are you?

Slacker Bilk (S-), Monday, 1 March 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

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wilter, Monday, 1 March 2010 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

*eats kabob*

harbl, Friday, 26 March 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

harbl, Friday, 26 March 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

it's back http://www.citypaper.com/eat/review.asp?rid=16081

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah i also wanted to add that i saw the halal food cart being towed behind a van, i think it was on its way home. it was cute.

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

    
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harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

new steve shasta display name?

Face Book (dyao), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

"You're waiting on a kabob?" one sturdy-looking fellow with a tattooed neck asked his co-worker with barely disguised contempt before returning to their pickup truck.

are kabobs gay or somethign

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

food cart http://www.citypaper.com/eat/review.asp?rid=16170

Hans-Jörg Butt (harbl), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I saw halal Mexican and I was like wtf but I forgot to take a picture.

bamcquern, Monday, 19 July 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.imhalal.com/beta/

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 13 September 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

NEXT LEVEL - HALAL CLOTHING

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con suelo, Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

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am0n, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...
four weeks pass...

http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif theres a halal cart outside my work now http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/donair.gif

am0n, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

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am0n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

are cumfiestas considered halal?

― am0n, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 9:19 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flopson, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
two months pass...

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-settles-suit-over-halal-meat-2013-1

HA LOL

am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

Cool Niceman @dogboner
*gallops by on horse* "Bitch your pussy smell like halal food" *shoots pistol in the air* "AND THEM TITTIES LOOK LIKE TWO FRIED EGGS"

乒乓, Saturday, 26 January 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

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乒乓, Friday, 25 October 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

RESOURCE http://www.zabihah.com

friend to all animals (anky), Sunday, 26 January 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link

Great resoure :)

sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...

This restaurant people are cheater. Food is not Halal. They just buy from regular store. Very rude people.

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flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

lol

نكبة (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

i need a halal caterer!

spun ra (anky), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

i went inside here http://www.bismillahbaltimore.com/ and "the place had all single men and was not very welcoming"

wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

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ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (am0n), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link


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