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Option	Votes
Lingonberry	2
Lintberg	2
A. Lingbert	1
Blingbert	1
Lingly	1
Lingy	1
L.B.	0
Lingbe4rt	0
Lingblurt	0

― lxy, Saturday, 26 May 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Freudian slip...

― Lingbert, Saturday, 26 May 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

this shit is mad lingy

― Confounded, Saturday, 26 May 2007 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

no, for real

― Confounded, Saturday, 26 May 2007 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.shimmeringgraphix.com/glittertext_myspace/created/3tgfHZcjoD.gif

― am0n, Saturday, 26 May 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ancestry.com/learn/facts/Fact.aspx?fid=5&yr=0&ln=Blingbert

― sanskrit, Sunday, 27 May 2007 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

i once gave blingbertAThotmail.com as my email address for a grocery store club card

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/lost-highway/lost-highway-2.jpg

― Lingbert, Sunday, 3 June 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

LingBert = pound for pound , post for post, top ilxor

― jergïns, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

waht he doing

― chaki, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

watching lxy drink i bet

― jergïns, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)

tru

― lxy, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 07:16 (eighteen years ago)

in a predatory manner?

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

― am0n, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://scifimilitary.com/MAA/AlP.gif
l-r: lxy, lingbert

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Rasheed Wallace called Larry Brown "Pound for Pound". Not because of the old phrase "pound for pound, the best ____ in the world", but because his initials were LB.

― jergïns, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

(big or small)

― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://toons.artie.com/gifs/arg-walleye-full-sm.gif

― am0n, Saturday, 4 August 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://pics.livejournal.com/yantalak/pic/00004xyh.jpg

― Lingbert, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

i love that picture so much

― Lingbert, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

wtffjdsakldsfl

― am0n, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i've been preferring the simple 'Lingy' lately. in my head(s).

― jergïns, Thursday, 30 August 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

Lintberg

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 31 August 2007 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

Langford

― chaki, Friday, 31 August 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

lil'bert is my new favorite.

― lxy, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

linglebert humperling

― Lingbert, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

sprungbert

― jergïns, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

BIG BERT aka the lingdriver

― gr8080, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

Linkbird

― am0n, Saturday, 1 September 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

lingbert have you ever seen a tree with schweinitzii root and butt disease

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

Why does Lingbert sound like a name that parent would give their child after about 50 hits in the head with a frying pan?

― pkt (unregistered), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

it's possible i have seen Schweinitzii Root & Butt Rot before. there are tons of douglas-firs up here, and Douglas-fir is by far the most common host. All conifers are susceptible, though especially to butt rot.

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.fs.fed.us/r1-r4/spf/fhp/field_guide/largeimages/fig130-x.jpg
Figure 130. An old conk resembles a bovine manure pile in size and color.

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

Why does Lingbert sound like a name that parent would give their child after about 50 hits in the head with a frying pan?

― poncho altamonte (jergins), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

did your parents hit you in the head with a frying pan 50 times before they named you?

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

old conk sounds like a name you would call a cantankerous old man

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

Figure 129. Brown cubical decay in the butt end of the first log is the most common indication of schweinitzii root and butt rot.

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

did your parents get butt rot 50 times before they named you?

― poncho altamonte (jergins), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

Why does Lingbert sound like a name that parent would give their child after about 50 hits in the head with a frying pan?

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

tell us

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

what other trees or animals get butt rot?

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

harbl i hope you get butt rot you old conk

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

is that the emoticon for brown cubical decay.

― estela, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

that's my dark red resinous heart

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

fgh

― jergins, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

i get unregistered confused with unregistered all the time :(

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:51 (seventeen years ago)

log out and see :)

― jergins, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

no thanks it is a mystery

― я рилли (harbl), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

my mom googled my birth name ("unregistered"), she now thinks I have rootin' butt disease

,will no longer look me in the eye :( :( :(

― blimey (unregistered), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

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― rootin' butt (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

Weighty comma. You must to read.

― jergins, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

butt_rootin

― blimey (unregistered), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

butt tootin'

― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cAvBbEaUmEA/SgkLlmQvJZI/AAAAAAAAAKE/58tQZOhc_Ms/S660/Lingy%27s+inner+soul.jpg

― tehresa, Saturday, 11 July 2009 09:27 (sixteen years ago)

winner 2008
http://lingamish.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/lingy-2008-s1.jpg

― tehresa, Saturday, 11 July 2009 09:30 (sixteen years ago)

ringbelt

― harbl, Saturday, 11 July 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

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― lxy, Saturday, 11 July 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

girlbent

― harbl, Saturday, 11 July 2009 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

lingy
a.
Abounding in heaths; heathy; heathery.

― harbl, Saturday, 11 July 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

pingy-lingy

Synonym for penis, used by parents in conversation with young children. First heard in the late 1950s-early '60s. Unknown if term was or is in use outside greater Providence, Rhode Island.
"Before you get out of the tub, make sure to clean your pingy-lingy."

― harbl, Saturday, 11 July 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

oh look you can get this definition on a mug http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_mug-168960413483071892

― harbl, Saturday, 11 July 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

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