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Please let me know how I can get Standard Practice Papers.

I need Standard Practice Papers.

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 18 March 2007 02:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

creepy tentacle photo

― Lingbert, Monday, 19 March 2007 06:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

lingy wtf

― Confounded, Monday, 19 March 2007 15:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

that photo came up in an image search for something (I can't remember what, but it had nothing to do with tentacles). thought i'd share it with my good friends here. turns out the photographer was actually just in seattle last weekend for the seattle erotic art festival. I didn't attend though.

― Lingbert, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

cool lip-ring though.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

wtf band-aid on elbow?

― Lingbert, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

I got this in my gmail inbox the other day:

While we have had some fun artwork submitted for our Triple Play Mascot contest we haven't hit something that is usable as a commerial logo. We will be giving out some free concert tickets to some of the honerable mentions.

That being said we are looking for an up and coming Furry artist who would like to add a corporate mascot to their portfolio. The owners want this project yesterday. If you are Furry artist or capable of producing Furry art contact **** **** immediately. For a sample of what we mean by Furry art visit http://furries.frithcat.com/

This is probably not the right opportunity for a very established Furry artist but would be an excellent opportunity for an up and comer looking for a nice corporate piece. Triple Play has the potential to be franchised into multiple locations. We will compensate the right artist very well for their time, but due to the economics involved in this project it will probably have to be a work for hire project. Anything that requires complicated lawyer licensing will be a deal breaker. We will however be more than glad to provide the artist with credit for the work and excellent references for future work. Again this is an excellent opportunity for an up and comer to be involved in the Mascot design for a company that has enormous growth potential

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 March 2007 21:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

lingbert = next level internet

― am0n, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://www.allfurfun.com/index.php?p=who

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Teeka

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

Genitalia
Your genitalia can be informally described as "what's in your pants". Since this, in the fandom, can range from a penis, to a vagina, to varying combinations of the two. In this fandom, genetalia includes dicknipples, tailcocks, pricktongues, and so on. Above all, it must be oversized, and it must be able to make objects of your affection fall at your crotch if you so desire. Logic, practicality, and the laws of space and time are no barrier to your almight humps. Your sexy little lumps. Your lovely furry lump.

Your clothes have no bearing on your genitalia. Fursonas, as mentioned earlier, have the miraculous ability to make any piece of clothing stretch to accomadate their junk. They can even make ordinarly loose clothing tight around the crotch and/or breasts. For the purposes of this tutorial, several non-reproductive areas are catagorized as genitalia.

Penis
One's penis must either be realistically sized, or stretching up to-or past-one's abs. Uke's are usually realistic. Semes are usually not. In fact, if you're a seme, being able to touch your nipples with your dick is known as "undersized". And don't worry that you'll be accused of "compensating". All furries have small dicks. Dickgirls are also expected to have large dicks. The better to buttpunch you with, my dear. [director commentary]

For no reason, a penis the size of a limb can be stored in a nearly-invisible sheath. Several herms' junks are actually effectively invisible unless they're aroused.

Vagina
Eyes are drawn to it, even through clothes. Always dripping and/or moist. Always. Even through pants. Said pants can also hold penises large enough to require an extra airline seat.
Breasts
Always D-cups or larger.

Waist/abs
On girls, dickgirls and Ukes, slim and girlish. In both herms and Semes, rippling with muscle.

Hair
For no real reason, the hair on furs head is often completely different from that on the rest of the body. Usually of differing colour and/or length, regarless of whether the given species even has hair on their body. Most common is Sephiroth-style hair or emo hair, to match one's t-shirt. It is entirely possible for one's hair to have biological-streaks, with no aid of dye.

Eyes
Either "soul-piercing", "smoking", "deep" and/or "mysterious", "pain-filled", or "entrancing". Heck, try 'em all.

Once you've combined these into a suitable fur, it's time to determine one's fetishes.

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Hey! I'd like to get my hands on some of these Standard Practice Papers. Any advice? :)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

thank you respectful sir for free question sample papers karachi anna university

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

you can take the standard out of the practice papers, but you can't take the practice papers out of the standard

xoxo
AIEEE + BITS

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 22:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

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― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=standard+practice+papers

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

ILX: The mark of quality

― Confounded, Friday, 6 April 2007 02:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

Other names she has been known by include Quicksilver, Lunarsong, Ariana Solara, and DJ Vix-N.

― Confounded, Friday, 6 April 2007 02:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:FurryGamesMidwestFurFest2006GreenReaper.jpg

― Confounded, Friday, 6 April 2007 02:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

look what you fuckers got me looking at

http://observantpeon.com/peon/images/lizardman.jpg

― Confounded, Friday, 6 April 2007 02:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

http://www.stalkingcat.net/

― Confounded, Friday, 6 April 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

― Lingbert, Friday, 6 April 2007 03:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh so i guess ilx 2.1 limits the size of an image

― Lingbert, Friday, 6 April 2007 03:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol WULF

― Lingbert, Friday, 6 April 2007 03:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

― Lingbert, Sunday, 8 April 2007 05:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

sleepy after studying all my standard practice papers:

― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 06:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

where do you even start with that image?

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 15:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'd start with the sac, but that's just me

― jergïns, Thursday, 31 May 2007 02:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

pwnd?

― Confounded, Thursday, 31 May 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

PLAYFUR vs DARFUR

― am0n, Thursday, 31 May 2007 05:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

what's nsfw about this thread?

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 2 June 2007 16:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

creepy tentacle photos

― gr8080, Sunday, 4 November 2007 00:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

― jergïns, Sunday, 4 November 2007 00:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

creepy tentacle photos

― gr8080, Sunday, 4 November 2007 00:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

why

― Lingbert, Sunday, 4 November 2007 03:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

hello

― Abbott, Sunday, 4 November 2007 05:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

― Abbott, Sunday, 4 November 2007 05:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

― Abbott, Sunday, 4 November 2007 05:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Standard Practice Machine

― gr8080, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

drewpickles.com

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://thebarneybunch.tripod.com/id1.html

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fursona?

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

― gr8080, Saturday, 1 March 2008 19:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

http://www.melodiegore.com/temp/characterfiction/main/images/octo/index.html

― gr8080, Sunday, 23 March 2008 03:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

i enjoyed the first photo on the thread for wtfness until i came to gr8080's variation on the theme, which ruined it by association for life

― remy bean, Sunday, 23 March 2008 03:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

Drew Pickles grew up as a gay child. When he was just born, his cock was five feet long. It grew much bigger every second when he was very young. Drew liked to masturbate to The Wiggles, SpongeBob and Dragon Tales. His dick got very hard, and much longer. When Drew was the age of five years old, he started his first day of school, with a twenty mile long cock hiding in his pants. He always fucked the kids in the classroom, and splooged on the teacher, and he's destroyed some school propety with his large cock. Things were getting out of control. Drew fucked about 5,000 kids at his school and the kids got all horny and fucked everything in the school, and then they cummed all over eachother and made a swimming pool in their school of cum. When Drew was 10 years old, he liked to poop on his dad (who is now called Grandpa Louis) all day. In fact, Drew skipped lots of school because he wanted to stick dildos up his ass and poop on his Grandpa all day. When Drew was 11, he got this own computer with the Internet installed. Drew jacked off to Wiggles hentai and Arthur scat porn. He couldn't stop. He couldn't go to sleep for almost a whole week, just sitting there, jacking off to the pornographic Wiggles images on his computer. He couldn't stop! He started getting erections all the time from SpongeBob and Barney, so Drew visited the gay bar twice a day to strip for gay old men, and Drew received lots of money to buy dildos to stick up his ass all day. Drew was a gay stripper for twenty years. When Drew was about thirty-five, he was married with Charolette. Drew didn't want to be married with a woman, but Drew was tired of men for that period. But then Drew decided to fuck men instead of women, so he raped men every night when Charolette is sleeping. Drew does not want Charolette to know he rapes men at nighttime. Sometimes Drew raped Angelica in the ass all day, he said it was oodles of fun, so he did it all the time. Drew entered himself in the Boner Baseball League, and won every boner baseball game. He won the championship of the Boner Baseball League every year. Drew was sent to Barney's Penis World to play the worldwide Boner Baseball Superbowl! He did successful in this superbowl, and he even performed in the halftime show by doing magic tricks with his dick.

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Drew Pickles starred in over 67,000 pornos. Most of the pornos had Big Bird, Wiggles, Stu Pickles or Barney in it. Drew Pickles made over eight-hundred million dollars for creating this pornos. Drew Pickles produced, directed and starred in all of his pornos. Some of Drew's pornos were over fifteen days long, and sometimes each porno DVD case included a free tissue when you cum too much. You can buy Drew Pickles' hawt pornos at your local Blockbuster!

Here's a list of some of Drew's famous pornos! Drew Pickles and the Goatse Gang (2001)
Drew Pickles Penor Party (1999)
Anal Juices Waterpark (1993)
Cocksuckers from Cuba (1990)
Gay Old Time (2000)
Drew Pickles Space Sex (2002)
Asshole Lovers' Adventures (2003)
Gay Gay Gay Men (2004)
Holy Shit He's Huge (1998)
Poopy Butt Sex (1994)
Homo Scat Party (1991)
Pickles and more penis pickles (1995)
Going Downtown to Testicle Town (2005)
Ass Invaders from Planet XXX (1997)
Treasures Buried in a Fat Man's Ass (2001)
Dicksicles on Ice (1996)
The Biggest Cock in the Universe (2005)
Kneel Before Your Penisy God (1989)

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 23 March 2008 04:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ban

― am0n, Sunday, 23 March 2008 18:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 01:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

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