backpacks are so fucking ugly

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i will grudgingly admit that in sunnier weather my lack of a bag can be somewhat, uh, challenging. and by challenging i mean i look like i'm smuggling lego sets in my pockets.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Unless I'm wearing jeans, like CA said, no pockets in most of my outfits. My husband only carries a briefcase to work if he's bringing lunch, pockets otherwise, but his job doesn't require technology & he's not a photographer. He has a locker to store his coat/scarf/etc.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

I have an office and my employer provides coffee and water (and tea and ice) and all our work stuff is ~~in the cloud~~ but I still bring a bag because 1) I work remotely two or three days/week and while I sometimes work from home, I sometimes work from other exotic locales like my couch or a coffee shop and no matter how adamantly I insist, Starbucks won't keep a computer there for me to use so I take my laptop home with me most of the time and 2) I bring lunch/snacks most days and it's actually easier to throw everything in a cross-body bag (one of these - http://www.queenbee-creations.com/items?category_id=38) and have my hands free than it is to bother with a grocery bag. Plus also no pockets and the need to carry an umbrella, reading material, wallet, phone, house keys, sunglasses, etc.

carl agatha, Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone solved the camera-bag-that-can-be-worn-with-a-suit problem for under $200?

― chinavision!, Thursday, May 2, 2013 11:11 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

i think the domkes made out of ballistic nylon (iirc domkes use the good kind) are nice, all the reviews say it's really hard to make them look beat up

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

i will grudgingly admit that in sunnier weather my lack of a bag can be somewhat, uh, challenging. and by challenging i mean i look like i'm smuggling lego sets in my pockets.

ah, the truth comes out

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

in london that's only 2 days out of the year, tbf, once in late april/early may and once more in september

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

itt tracer teaches you how to be a man.

(on weekends and in evenings sometimes I can get it together enough to not take a bag with me. walking around the city without one feels goddamn luxurious.)

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

idk I just feel like when the apocalypse comes or aliums attack or the rain of toads happens, I'll be happy that I have my bag full of stuff that everyone thinks is so 'useless' or 'nonessential' or 'ugly'

good luck with yr pockets tracer

:)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

whenever I do carry a real bag, I just wind up with, like, four books that I'm not even reading, a bunch of papers I'm not working on, random crumpled up papers and receipts, an umbrella when it's not raining, etc. I guess I could just clean out my bag more often, but no, fuck you.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I'm kind of a 'what if I need this' packrat

every now and then I'll simply things and pare down my purse to only the essentials and then a week later I'm back to a halfton load again

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

*simply = simplify

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone solved the camera-bag-that-can-be-worn-with-a-suit problem for under $200?

― chinavision!, Thursday, May 2, 2013 10:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do it weggles-style
http://www.topphotographyfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/William-Eggleston.jpg

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

(i assume that's just a case on his shoulder)

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

brb buying 'architect glasses'

chinavision!, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.trakke.co.uk/product/bairn

this could work as a camera bag, but it's pretty expensive. could just also make one?

this is a p cool backpack, too, but hella big http://www.trakke.co.uk/product/krukke

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

just noticed ol' bill isn't even using a camera strap at all. I would be guaranteed to drop the camera at some point using that method.

chinavision!, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

is that an x100

the late great, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

XD

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

that a buddha ear m3 with a leica 50mm collapsible 'cron

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

*dies alone*

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

We Angelenos don't need backpacks.

crdbl (admrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

Honestly I'm surprised when I see people out wearing socks

crdbl (admrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.gartner.com/newsroom/id/2466615

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 May 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

I never expected a Gartner article to be linked in this thread.

Jeff, Friday, 3 May 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

take it to ILE

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, 3 May 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

www.gartner.com is currently unavailable due to scheduled maintenance.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 May 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

"Yiur grandfather and I had to carry three or four books at a time, plus notebooks for taking notes!"

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 4 May 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/tOWL55f.jpg

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

TURTLE POWER

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

one thing I've always complained about re: backpacks is that they don't look enough like kevlar vests; finally someone gets it

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

spotted one of those in the wild today, on a 275lb man wearing khakis

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

what are you supposed to keep in it though

magazines, documents, envelopes, maybe a pizza

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://pics.streetpeeper.com/sites/default/files/meredith-wendell-backpack.jpg

this backpack is not fucking ugly at all. actually ME WANT.

phil-two, Monday, 24 June 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

I inherited this Swiss Gear backpack from my kid last year and thankfully one of the main zippers has shit the bed. I hated this goddamn thing so much.

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link

I think the secret is to buy sporty backpacks ie ones specifically made by athletic brands, like I have two identical adidas backpacks that I really love & I think are p fly

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 October 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

I need external water bottle pockets, but I don't really need any other kind of pocket, is my deal. I carry a book or two, a small lunch, and over-ear headphones. Sometimes some paperwork.

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

Whereas my current Jansport doesn't have enough different pockets. There is no such thing as enough different pockets for me.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 14 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

mil-spec normcore

http://www.lapolicegear.com/backpacks.html

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/policestuff_2439_19305397273

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

I know right

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

https://www.peakdesign.com/product/bags

i like the look of these, though they are aggressively trendy and expensive

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

those look ok and less than what i just spent. :|

the strap on my giant digital-dj backpack ripped in two, and duct tape is only working to hold it together temporarily. i'm not going to sew it together right now, i don't have the time or the stuff or the skills. i really should learn how to do that. anyway i ordered a new backpack from amazon yesterday. it took two hours of looking and caused way too much anxiety. there are a lot of ugly-ass bags out there. i ended up spending $50 more that i don't really have on a travel/gym under armour bag instead of going for the really inexpensive stuff with brand names like Vitalismo and Kaka.

it's got that under armour bro-core thing going on but i feel somewhat more confident i'll be happy with it

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41ImaylkF0L._SY300_.jpg

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

xp to la cop tombot

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

"nice" bags get out of my price range like instantly

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

and god help me i will never own something with the word "OGIO" on it

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

or FUL.

with the line over the U

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, the last one I had (also inherited from my son) was FUL, and I felt like one.

how's life, Friday, 14 October 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ZewkQj5.jpg

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link

i feel this way about running shoes

http://i.imgur.com/S7cqevn.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link


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