Worst Thing In This Daily Telegraph "10 ways Britpop changed modern manhood" Article

^am given to understand they changed the name to the far more dignified 'The Ferret'

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I don’t mean that tedious “wahey, boobz and bantz!” kind of laddishess.

I mean an old-fashioned, faintly roguish joy in just being a cheeky tearaway who likes football, beer, rock music and male bonding. Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Etc.

You couldn't get a fucking fag paper between these stereotypes. Does Liam Gallagher stopping a huge gig and refusing to play until he sees a "bird with her tits out" on the big screen count as "wahey, boobs and bantz" or "roguish mad fer it cheeky tearaway"?

I voted for blood sausage in accordance with my duty as a British ilxor.

If that was the Oasis gig I went to (Wembley, the one on the Video), she had already. Liam asking for something that was already there...

I was going to vote for food, it's always a good idea to have some.

Then I read the 'entry' um....

Great article

mad fer it!

etc

wallop! etc

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pukka!

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this wastemans twitter feed is the most abject shit imaginable, nexus of aging landfill media cunts retweeting each others tryhand bantz about the worthless british culture of their youth, every single one of them is human faeces

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nothing but contempt and immense disapproval of everyone i know who tacitly approves of that shit

On the 'ead!

Fancy a ruby? Man on!

Are we gannin down the pub or wot?

jfc stfu with this

kmt

Hang on, I've only just realised this is a Daily Telegraph article which tacitly endorses cocaine.

John Niven is the worst of these cocks, there's this poisonous mix of casual racism and sub-Frankie Boyle shit whenever he's called out on it.

wallop! etc.

ReferEEE!

'Avin it LARRRGE

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE

fuckinell you're literally as bad as the cunt who wrote this

Yeah, shut up with the top bantz everyone.

lol lex if you don't want to deal with people having some fun ripping on this loser why the FUCK did you click on this thread?

lex's intriguing ILX style strikes again

i'm all for seeing everyone rip on him but this isn't that

IMITATION IS NOT SATIRE

He Wants to "deal with" etc.

xpost in some cases it is.

actually in quite a few cases, it is.

in fact i'd like to see an example of satire which has no grounding in imitation what so ever.

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lex in terms of people sarcastically talking like this guy ITT thread would it be fair you say that you are NOT, in fact, mad fer it, parklife etc?

I'm gonna whack my ol' man right up 'is alley. Oi oi!

pretending to hate the bants = classic m8

Gertcha!

Fackin love Chas n Dave, fackin legends

i literally have no idea what the fuck you ppl are talking about

and

i'm mad fer it tbh

i'm listening to sleaford mods now and i love it but i understand less than 50 percent of what this tosser is on about

Cool it mat, we're only havin a laugh mate. It's just a laugh mate.

Sleaford Mods are kind of the antithesis of this crap.

yes

Earl Brutus, the ghosts at the Britpop feast

Sleaford Mods are kind of the antithesis of this crap.

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oh i know! they rule!

just they drop a lot of references and slang i don't know.

is not understanding references and slang such a big deal for you? when i hear US slang in rap songs i get over it or perhaps learn something, rather than going OH LOL AMERICANS ARE SO WACKY AND WEIRD