The thread where we replace the last line of a song's chorus with "Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco spit!"

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eg:

Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather,
Whiplash girlchild in the dark,
She comes in furs, your servant don't forsake him,
Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit,

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link

*chews tobacco*

*spits it at m0stlyClean's feet*

*flags post*

imago, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

he means that he is taking his truck on all those old back roads and kicking up alot of dust because of how fast he is going

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PhetamineGrrrn (wins), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if I'm the only ilxor that ever chewed tobacco

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

nope

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

surely not

PhetamineGrrrn (wins), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

i tried a big wad of it once and almost puked. then i went and shot guns at targets with pictures of khomeni and qaddafi on em

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

I'm on the top of the world,
I'm looking down on creation,
And the only explanation I can find,
Is the love that I've found,
Ever since you've been around,
Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit,

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link


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