Album Cover Photos of Artists Looking Like Mildly Disappointed Dads - now with captions!!

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"Are you trying to tell me you’ve been gallivanting around town this entire time with NO oil in the Hyundai?"

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"Wait. Start from the beginning. You and Will were driving with the parking brake on. Then what happened?"

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"Why is the lawnmower on the sidewalk?"

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link

D'oh! That's Mildly Disappointed Dads. Carry on.

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

And I misspelled "disappointed" too. What a disaster this thread is already

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link

i'll open this one up for caption

http://the-toast.net/okay/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1366921055-11682_prince-1979.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link

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"Wait a minute, you're telling me that you mis-spelled 'mildly' and 'disappointed'?"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link

"It's the weekend, I have my old lounging-about-the-house clothes on, I don't have time to deal with this!"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link

"Like, I've only been awake for ten minutes. And maybe you could explain why I suddenly seem to have Peter Gabriel's haircut?"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

http://the-toast.net/okay/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1366921055-11682_prince-1979.jpg
"I played practically all the instruments on this album, and you can't even iron my damn shirt."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:14 (ten years ago) link

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"How hard is it to edge a lawn properly? Seriously, your little step brother here could do a better job."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Elton_John_-_Honky_Ch%C3%A2teau.jpg
"Wait a minute, you lost me in the middle there. So you're telling me that Jimmy had a party at his parents' house because they're out of town, right? And at two in the morning the neighbours called the police about the noise? And while the cops were there, they noticed the expired tax disc on the Range Rover? Goddammit!"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

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"Some random guy you never saw before scratched the paint and then ran off, huh? I don't believe that story for a second, try again."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Jobriath_Creatures_of_the_Street_album_cover.jpg
"Did you remember to put the lid on the trash can properly this time?"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/CloseAsYouGetCover.jpg
"This is exactly the reason I didn't want to lend you one of my guitars, but you just 'borrowed' one anyway."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

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"Do I wish you had told me you were flunking out of school back when we might've been able to do something about it?
...Well, yeah."

some dude, Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Bryan_Ferry-These_Foolish_Things_%28album_cover%29.jpg
"So some of your friends from school said they thought I looked like Shakin' Stevens, huh?"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/BrettAndersonCD.jpg
"I just got in from work. At least wait until I've had a cigarette and a drink before you tell me you got suspended from school for suspected arson again."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link

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"I suppose I should be used to you taking your mother's side by now, but this family never fails to surprise me"

some dude, Saturday, 12 April 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link

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"You haven't been drinking? Do you even know who you're talking to?"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/IggyPopTheIdiot.jpg
"You see this hand right here? You fuck up one more time and I'm gonna hit you with this hand."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/ImagineCover.jpg
"Seriously, don't even try using one of those weak bullshit excuses."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

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"You know, I was going to have a nice relaxing evening. Eat dinner, watch TV with a six pack of beer, have sex with your mother. But no, now I've got to come down the police station and bail your stupid dumb ass."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:09 (ten years ago) link

Marc Almond and his extended flamenco mix are really not pulling that caption off

some dude, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/AndyBell_ElectricBlue.jpg
"Your step mother found your porn stash."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

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"This is what you call having 'a few friends over'? Do you know what it's like getting a call in the middle of a fundraiser?"

That's So (Eazy), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

Wait wait that was supposed to be

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That's So (Eazy), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

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"Really? I drink more than that for breakfast. Now clean that rug up before it dries."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Robbie-williams-the-best-so-far.jpg
"Not only did you get busted for selling weed at college, but what really gets me is that you weren't even making any profit!"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/11_Tracks_of_Whack(Walter_Becker_album)_coverart.jpg
"You're such an idiot, sometimes I find it hard to believe that you got half your DNA from me."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

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"Don't let me catch you listening to that dubstep shit again!"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link

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"...and that's why your old man still gets more action than you."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:45 (ten years ago) link

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"My head looks enormous? What? Have you been dropping acid again?"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:57 (ten years ago) link

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"Honestly. And in my new Jaguar."

Assholes on Boats: A Billy Zane Retrospective (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:05 (ten years ago) link

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"Sure, your dad and I would - yawn - love to see another performance of your play."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/MorphTheCat.jpg

"I knew I shouldn't have cheaped out on the condoms the night you were conceived."

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:07 (ten years ago) link

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"Did you look at her like this?"

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:53 (ten years ago) link

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from right to left, mildly disappointed dad, mildly upset mother, mildly amused older brother

soref, Sunday, 13 April 2014 08:31 (ten years ago) link

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"You've said you're sorry already. That doesn't change what you did."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link

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"There's a lot that I can accept from you, but I draw the line at Brony."

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:28 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Ol%27_Yellow_Eyes_is_Back_album_cover.jpg
"Ooooooohhhhh shit. You wrecked the car where? Veri-what III?"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Gene_Simmons_%28album%29_cover.jpg/220px-Gene_Simmons_%28album%29_cover.jpg
"Don't let me catch you trying to sneak out of the house not wearing make up again!"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Ace_frehley_solo_album_cover.jpg/220px-Ace_frehley_solo_album_cover.jpg
"Dude, this situation is just fucked up. And remember, it's me you're talking to here."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

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"Dammit, I was just about to go and play golf. Alright, but this is the last time I explain differential calculus, I'm not your math teacher."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/1023/cover_3331426112010.jpg
"You call that dirt on your top lip a moustache? Try it again once you've started shaving every day."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-87wb2hQ6tzU/UaNZMT9FkgI/AAAAAAAAWqk/uQ1zXtx3yO4/s1600/liberace.jpg
"I know I'm smiling, that's because if you don't stop lying to me, I'll choke the living shit out of you!"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link

http://www.fade2grey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mick-ronson-play-dont-worry-front..jpg
"For the last time, get your arse out that door and mow the fucking lawn!"

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link

http://www.m-magazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Gary-Numan-Cars-cover.jpg
"...and before you brake, you check the rear view mirror LIKE THIS. That way you can see if some tailgating SOB is likely to rear-end you."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link

http://www.thewho.info/images/SYHATW-LP-Autograhed2ss-UK-John_Entwistle.jpg
"If you don't stop smoking, your lungs are gonna look like this."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link

http://www.thewho.info/images/06TSOTM-KM.jpg
"I'd say it's a bit fucking late to decide that you don't want to be a pageboy at your sister's wedding."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519Cg8zT9%2BL.jpg
"Honestly, I'm considering just letting the police keep you in the drunk tank overnight."

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link


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