Justin Timberlake in 2013

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JT and Timbo go Las Vegas. I kinda like it though, Jiggaboo and all.

future kendricks (longneck), Monday, 14 January 2013 09:19 (eleven years ago) link

i quite like that he's gone with this type of song for his big comeback, and the song itself isn't bad at all, but the intro and jay-z need to be cut out so badly

lex pretend, Monday, 14 January 2013 09:25 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, heard the intro, thought 'why the fuck has he released a skit' Got me worried for a minute. Got a lovely vibe, bit Inspiration Information.

owenf, Monday, 14 January 2013 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

Jiggaboo

uh

The Reverend, Monday, 14 January 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

really sorry about that - pretty inexcusable - i was thinking along the lines of jigga being the huge r&b single's best friend (boo) but it came out 100% wrong.

future kendricks (longneck), Monday, 14 January 2013 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

pretty lightweight summer joint, sounds fine to me

sort of expecting something along the lines of "your drums, your love" though

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 January 2013 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

not possible to be MORE lightweight than alunageorge

lex pretend, Monday, 14 January 2013 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

haha i was waiting for that, or something like that

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 January 2013 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

Loving the new jam

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 14 January 2013 11:33 (eleven years ago) link

I was expecting something very bad after the first reactions but I just listened to it and it's pretty smooth.
nothing amazing/big comeback but really nice.
I think this could grow on me.
anyway, I don't really see how he could have came up with something that meets the expectations after such a long time.

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 14 January 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

This is precisely what Alfred means when he calls something B+.

He means C+.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

lol otm

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

Eric, you're hired as my ghost writer.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

You pay me in ghosts.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 14 January 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

as if the intro and hook weren't weak enough, then comes a Jay-Z verse. why? why?!?!!?

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

surfboard p coming out of retirement for this one, damn

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

Would've loved Gucci Mane on this. Or T.I.. Even Drake! ANYONE BUT JAY-Z.

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

or NO GUEST AT ALL

but i bet i hated "sexy back" at first and then the album was brilliant so still holdin out hope.

there was so much on Futuresex that hinted to some awesome territory for him. why can't he go further into the sound he hinted at on the title track and "sexy ladies" etc

this is a step backward

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

also, Justin timberlake is excited about getting dressed up in a suit. you're a fucking adult millionaire dude. get over it

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

whatever, i like this, jay-z verse apart. underwhelming as a single, though.

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

also this feels like timbo doing neptunes

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

nobody loves this song, they just want to scold people who hate it

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

nobody loves this song, they just want to scold people who hate it

― some dude, Monday, January 14, 2013 4:28 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha, that's probably true. I don't mind it at all though. And Jay-Z is mostly there to let the world that this is a big and important song. I think he does an alright job. No guest at all would be preferable though.

an idiot (longneck), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

also, Justin timberlake is excited about getting dressed up in a suit. you're a fucking adult millionaire dude. get over it

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, January 14, 2013 11:23 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

word

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

lmao at the idea of gucci mane or drake on this song

i bet drake's on the album tho

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

surfboards is right about "sexyback" tho

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i've never loved that song but i can appreciate it as a lead single, especially now

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i feel totally different about that song now than i did even three years ago

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

sexy back got much better after the album came out and you heard "my love" and you were like oh this sexyback is jsut a club song not like the statement

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

"LoveStoned" is the only track I feel like listening to these days

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

"sexyback" is the best song on FS/LS

lex pretend, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

and always was

lex pretend, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

apart from when it wasn't.

tsrobodo, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

which was most of the time.

tsrobodo, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

I heard "Until The End of Time" last summer for the first time since late '07 and thought it wasn't as limp as I once thought

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

As we get older, our standards of what qualifies as limp get frequently revised.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

well that's depressing

DJP, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

"Until" was the jam

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

"sexyback" is the best song on FS/LS

― lex pretend, Monday, January 14, 2013 12:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yep

"Sexyback" was almost the best song on FS/LS.

"What Goes Around.../...Comes Around" was the best.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 January 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

Take away Jay-Z and the intro and I basically love this. Isleys vibes.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 14 January 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

for historical accuracy's sake

SEXY BACK??? IS THIS A GOOD JUSTIN COMEBACK??

The Reverend, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

i will dance to this song while all the haters pout in the corner

― max (maxreax), Thursday, July 6, 2006 6:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

max was the otm person in that thread tho

The Reverend, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

let the record show that i was otm about the kanye west daft punk song too

max, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

This thing reminds me of Don't Disturb The System for some reason

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

It left me pretty cold this morning and I still can't get passed the intro and Jay-Z verse to fully recommend it but I like its mild electrogroove.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

it feels like it should be facile to bring up the other white R&B guy but there really are like 20 Robin Thicke songs that do this exact vibe a million times better

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

not sure Thicke would be above using the line about dinner and the oven though

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

Tom Waits def not above using it

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

I def get Thicke vibes from this.

queef ka queef (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

thin mix ithough

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

but jt begat thicke in the first place

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

not really, nothing about Thicke's sound is derived from JT in any way

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

<img src="http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/T/Alan-Thicke-227603-1-402.jpg";>

begs 2 differ

but anyway i think thicke recorded his first record before Justified came out?

xp

keef qua keef (Jordan), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

i mean maybe you could make an argument that he set a precedent career-wise but the nature of Thicke's success and what his biggest songs sound like don't line up xp

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i mean career-wise, vocal style wise, even, not song-wise

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7K7orMOHqY

never forget

DJP, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

that song is ridiculous but dope

voice-wise they can be similar, especially in falsetto. but i think it speaks volumes that Thicke's big breakthrough came out less than a month after FS/LS but "SexyBack" and "Lost Without U" represent such vastly different approaches that only the hackiest hack would've dwelled on the comparison for too long.

some dude, Monday, 14 January 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

If you compare "Justified" to "A beautiful World" the comparison bears even less scrutiny.

tsrobodo, Monday, 14 January 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

after about 15 listens, I've decided it's not a disaster. i'm ok with it. fingers are crossed for the album to make me forget about it

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

i actually really did hate sexyback in the beginning! definitely on the low end of that album for me

i like the beginning of "suit and tie" a lot but the thick(e) of the song is generic, kind of sounds like he's doing beyonce on first listen

surm, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

it's not miles off from "love on top" or "lay up under me" territory

The Reverend, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

after a few spins I still find the track pretty fun but it's true that Jay's verse is much too long and meh.
as someone said, the structure of the song is weird, especially for a single, but why not.
it's a pocket rnb symphony !
"sexyback" was great (but less than "my love").

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

yeah exactly xp

surm, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

but 'love on top' is amazing (although it probably wouldn't stick out as much without those key changes)

keef qua keef (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

This is pretty great, clunker of an intro expected. His voice is really different!

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahahaha that intro really terrified me but once it got past that, dope

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

but 'love on top' is amazing (although it probably wouldn't stick out as much without those key changes)

― keef qua keef (Jordan), Tuesday, January 15, 2013 1:03 PM Bookmark

I wasn't equating them quality-wise, just saying they're both working similar aesthetics.

The Reverend, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

very similar, with JT throwing in some avalanches for good measure

doesn't seem to quite make up for the insignificance of the tune tho

surm, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

It was great to listen to "suit" this morning, in the bus, with the sun shining on the Seine !
I don't mind the intro now.
only jay's part is still boring. that said, he wasn't helped by the fact they made him rap on the slow part. I think it wouldn't be that boring if his rap was on the funky part.
anyway, glad JT's back !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

reminds me of that thing someone said like he could have been the new MJ and he decided to be the new ashton kutcher...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 11:29 (eleven years ago) link

heard this in the car today, very early 90s sounding, sounds like the bridge of "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss"

Euler, Thursday, 17 January 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's funny cuz like, i always want modern modern modern from Justin, so that's big time throwing me

surm, Thursday, 17 January 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

I love about three and a half minutes of this track.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Friday, 18 January 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/justin-timberlakes-album-will-be-out-on.html

March 19, y'all

Roz, Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol "Justin Timberlake's album will be out on HTML"

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

Hey if Beck can do sheet music.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Suit and Tie" #5 this week.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

THAI SHIT THAI SHIT

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 28 January 2013 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

haha

The Reverend, Monday, 28 January 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

zoot & thai shit

lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/49463-justin-timberlake-shares-2020-experience-tracklist-artwork/

Kinda like that this is gonna be just a 10-track thing, rather than the sort of bloated "event" record we usually get.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

Me too. I hope it's a really solid, brief album instead of a murky long-distance run with more valleys than peaks.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

ILX-precovers or what !?

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 7 February 2013 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

as for the number of tracks/length, yeah, I agree.
that's one of the things I like about the MBV album.

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 7 February 2013 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

OK, if there's an ILX-precovers, I can already hear "blue ocean floor" !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 7 February 2013 11:35 (eleven years ago) link

err... wasn't it supposed to have 20 tracks, though ?

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 7 February 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

haters to the left

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

"mirrors"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_QZPcNoXGw

uberweiss, Monday, 11 February 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

can't shake the feeling he's recorded an album of wedding songs

Roz, Monday, 11 February 2013 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

This is terrible. Same stock Ryan Tedder bullshit that's been recorded by 100 different singers over the past 10 years. Fuck this.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 February 2013 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

JT did absolutely nothing to get out from the bottom of my Mickey Mouse Club Actor power rankings.

Cunga, Monday, 11 February 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

i like this song

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 February 2013 06:09 (eleven years ago) link

Reading that just made me sad.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 February 2013 06:10 (eleven years ago) link

i can hear your criticisms in it tho... i mean it's not GREAT or anything. it's a pretty solid JT sounding song, i'm not mad at it. i think it's kinda cool to hear him over tim's beatboxing again actually.

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 February 2013 06:13 (eleven years ago) link

i just want "strawberry bubblegum" to be a smash because it sounds like a prince song title

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 February 2013 06:14 (eleven years ago) link

this song is a real disappointment

thistle supporter (mcoll), Monday, 11 February 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

that album sleeve..

http://www.petshopboys.co.uk/media/article_images/300/1325.jpg

piscesx, Monday, 11 February 2013 08:29 (eleven years ago) link

I like the coda, but the first part is awful. :(

The Reverend, Monday, 11 February 2013 08:38 (eleven years ago) link

wow this is so autopilot

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 09:58 (eleven years ago) link

like, the timbas had already written this song 947438 times by the time "what goes around" and "rehab" came out OVER HALF A DECADE AGO, but at least those had really stirring melodies

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 09:59 (eleven years ago) link

let's see if the "epic" length fools anyone into breathlessness

the coda is the best bit obv but it also doesn't need to pad out the song for three minutes

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:00 (eleven years ago) link

also it isn't worth the six minutes it takes to get to it. -_-

Roz, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

i've gone more lukewarm on "suit & tie" than when i first heard it but it's much better than this

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

as for the album cover the thing that sprang to mind immediately was BIONIC, which is not exactly a good sign

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

The fact that i'm finding Bieber >>>>> Timberlake at this very moment is extremely depressing ;_;

Roz, Monday, 11 February 2013 10:10 (eleven years ago) link

This song is terrible.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

Man, just yesterday I was listening to "Tim's Bio" for the first time in years, and boy, that guy used to be on fire.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

i really enjoyed the new song he played last night but then again i was pretty drunk

now i'm hungover and "mirrors" is the absolute worst

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Both of his new songs sound like Robin Thicke b-sides.

Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah.

skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

I do fux with the new song he played at the Grammys.

The Reverend, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

really hope he's burying the lead with these first singles

keef qua keef (Jordan), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

Man, this is like the Depeche Mode thread. Why the hell would he do that? "Ha, my new album is awesome, so I am going to release two songs that suck!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

"That'll throw them off, ha ha!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

well, thinking of it, people (including me) shouldn't be expecting too much from this.
after all, it's just an old star/has been coming back in his 30s...
how many times has it happened before and often, the coming back album was far from being as good as the prime era albums...
reminds me of the thread comparing babyboomers Vs 90s ageing stars.
in a way, it's normal that bieber is more exciting than JT now (I have never heard a bieber song but hey, I'm old !).
it's just another generation !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

Don't care much for Mirrors, other than maybe the ending, but I liked the new one her performed last night.

MarkoP, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

JT is a whopping 32. It's only been six years since the last album, which had several hits and a big tour, so call it less than six years. He's hardly a has-been but has had all the time and money and talent to do better than what we're getting now.

I don't think Bieber is more exciting than JT because I have absolutely zero expectations for Bieber. He's no more exciting than any other pop automaton. JT has a spark, though, which is what makes him so likable. He can act, he's funny, he can sing and dance OK, and his two albums have been great.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

He massively transcends lil kid entertainment, in other words. I haven't seen Bieber live yet, but I bet the crowd on average is a lot more limited in age than what you'd find at a JT show, unless you're counting all the parents waiting in cars outside.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

Timberlake is a "has-been"?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

So said AlXTC from Paris.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

AlXTC from Paris called the Pope a has-been last week, and look what happened to him.

brogue element (seandalai), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

Time for an Unplugged EP.

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

ahah. the thing is I really like JT and quite excited by this !
but I'm just trying to take some perspective and see that JT is not the huge star he was in 2006 anymore (7 years, that's the whole beatles' career !)?

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

to stay with the beatles comparison, Lennon was releasing mind games by 32.
and MJ was releasing dangerous.
both nice albums... but far from their respective peaks !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

he kept in the public eye pretty well with movies/SNL/occasional collaborations. he still has the starpower to be huge in 2013, it's just a matter of whether he'll be held back by apparently having zero new ideas in the last 6 years or any inclination to catch up with the times or present anything especially fresh or exciting.

BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Bieber is more exciting than JT because I have absolutely zero expectations for Bieber. He's no more exciting than any other pop automaton.

exactly the same sort of thing that would have been written about timberlake at bieber's age (while his own age-limited demographic were going mental at nsync shows)

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

someone tweeted earlier that they think timberlake still doesn't have any burning desire to return to music, he's only here because myspace flopped. JT coming back with a great album was (and might still be) just as likely as JT coming back with a dud, i don't think comebacks follow any "rules" as such. but he gave every indication that the long hiatus was down to disinterest in the first place, and laying ~renewed interest~ on so thick in that first teaser clip should have rung some alarm bells in retrospect.

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

not to derail thread but I can't imagine calling Dangerous "nice"

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

also roz otm on the evidence presented to us over the past year bieber is making WAY more exciting music than timberlake

alxtc you should listen to "as long as you love me" and "boyfriend"

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Bieber is more exciting than JT because I have absolutely zero expectations for Bieber. He's no more exciting than any other pop automaton.

exactly the same sort of thing that would have been written about timberlake at bieber's age (while his own age-limited demographic were going mental at nsync shows)

otm.
although, again, I have never heard a bieber song (thanks for the suggestions, Lex, thoug !).

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

not to derail thread but I can't imagine calling Dangerous "nice"

well, personally, I have never liked this album (and I was a HUUUGE MJ fan when I was a kid and Thriller was released).
But since many people seem to like it, I just put "nice" to not get into arguments about that !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

exactly the same sort of thing that would have been written about timberlake at bieber's age (while his own age-limited demographic were going mental at nsync shows)

Fair enough. I still think Bieber comes off like a total doorknob, though. JT never seemed like a total doofus moron, and c. "Celebrity" he was getting tons of credit for N*Sync's best moments - literally, too, since he's all over the songwriting, and not bundled along with a half dozen collaborator cushions like the Beeb is. Granted, it took "Justified" to really anchor him as a creative force, but he at least seemed like he was building toward that. If anything, Bieber seems to be getting dumber and less ambitious. But maybe he'll blossom into a grown-ass man.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

JT never seemed like a total doofus moron

pls revisit the 'nsync videography

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

JT has never really stopped seeming like a doofus moron, just one with better hair

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Bieber's whole career is based upon setting up as many Timberlake parallels as possible and it's all kind of unconvincing and sad, most of all because that's probably not what appeals to his fanbase and they should just let him take his own path. JT's arc worked for him because it was a little unprecedented (or at least didn't feel like some kind of transparent aping of George Michael's career or whatever) and felt like him being himself and following his passion.

BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

his "passion"? hmmmm. it was a convincing move but even at the time it was a pretty obvious way to transition to a credible, adult career out of a teenpop one (and v much in line with what britney had been doing already)

bieber's yet to make a song that makes me care about HIM, but a couple of pretty great bangers is a good first step

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

xposting I mean in interviews and how he carries himself. JT seems like a doofus, but a charming doofus, with some degree (real or affected) of humility, and not a moron. Bieber is a doofus, but an unctuous, irritating one, because he is a moron.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Like, when Timberlake won that video award over Johnny Cash, then demanded a recount or whatever and talked about how much he admired Cash? I would not be shocked if Bieber had no idea who Johnny Cash was.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

“Thank you. (Cheers and applause) Um, this is a travesty. I demand a recount. And I just want to say two things real quick. It’s an honor to be in a category with people like Eminem and 50 Cent and people that I admire. John Mayer as well. But also my grandfather raised me on Johnny Cash. I’m from Tennessee. (Cheers and applause) and I think he deserves this more than any of us in here tonight. So I guess in some cool way I share this award with him. He deserves a round of applause. Thank you MTV. Thank you.”

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

You were recently on an ad during the Super Bowl break with Ozzy Osborne. Any advice from the Prince of Darkness? Jane Playdon, London

“He…(Laughs) not really. Usher’s given me advice. He said to have fun with what I’m doing, and always don’t take myself to seriously and Drake told me to make sure I behave. But Ozzy was a nice guy. He’s settled down a lot over the years (smiles). But I like Black Sabbath, you know, some of the stuff. I like – what is it – School’s Out For Summer? (Q points out that it’s not by Black Sabbath) He did that song! (Q says it’s by Alice Cooper) No, he did that song! I like rock music, man. I like Guns N’Roses and Metallica. The Beatles. I like (Metallica’s) Fade To Black, and One. It’s edgy and emotional with those instruments and electric guitars and stuff.”

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

lol see that's the part that depresses me - I don't know, this might be unfair on Bieber, but I don't attribute his best work to him the way I do for Timberlake. I think a lot of the good songs that Bieber's recorded so far seem like happy accidents rather than sounds that he specifically pursued, whereas with JT it was very obvious what he wanted to do when he went solo (I've always seen NSYNC's breakup as a result of creative differences btw - there's that tension on 'Celebrity' with JT going urban/R&B and JC going more towards 2-step/dance music).

JT has always showed at the very least, a really good ear for pop music and I don't think I buy the idea that that goes away as soon as you hit your 30s. I just think a lot of what we've been hearing so far this year sounds really lazy and he knows better.

Roz, Monday, 11 February 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

Lots of young people know JOHNNY CASH is the name of a Famous Person; it may not mean familiarity with his music.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

If JT says his grandfather raised him on Johnny Cash, I have a feeling he is familiar with his music.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

Doofus!

BTW, did JT '13 get his hair straightened?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

haha

I like his current hair btw, best he's looked in a while

Roz, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

He looked great last night. The music was another story.

Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

his "passion"? hmmmm. it was a convincing move but even at the time it was a pretty obvious way to transition to a credible, adult career out of a teenpop one (and v much in line with what britney had been doing already)

eh as soon as Justin started writing N Sync songs they were leaning in an R&B direction (and not just Britney-style Neptunes production = R&B influence shorthand). i think he does like R&B and what his solo career sounds like than the early N Sync sound or, like, some pop/rock type sound he could've gone with a la Nick Carter.

BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Monday, 11 February 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

I don't like the idea that Timberlake "matured," as if adult = mature. He really hasn't changed much since "Gone."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

10 years ago we had bob hope, steve jobs and a pop sensation who was aware of johnny cash. now we have no hope, no jobs and justin bieber

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 February 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

The problem might be Timbaland, but for the moment this is off to a poor start.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

new song is pretty great, the one from the grammy's last night was horse shit

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

'suit and tie' is becoming p unimpeachable

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

Josh in Chicago killin it ITT

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

i thought "Pusher Love Girl" sounded pretty good and "Suit & Tie" just gets worse and worse

BIG REUSS aka the fun.driver (some dude), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda love "mirrors"... i think it's a really fantastic vocal performance

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

i really can't even begin to give a fuck about another "cry me a river"/"what goes around" type song

some dude, Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

it genuinely bums me out that THAT is the quickie 2nd single hail mary to "Suit & Tie"

some dude, Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

i'm honestly not even sure why i think this, but i think "cry me a river" and "what goes around" are so distinctive that i'm okay with the idea of them adding to them for a sort of trilogy thing. i def initially felt like they were just playing out the formula or whatever but i think this song is pretty good on its own and idk i guess i've just really warmed to the idea of them making that song again.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

also, again, i think it's a really fantastic vocal performance

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

i think it's a octology or something once you factor in all the songs justin has written/produced in that template

some dude, Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

i will have to go back to "mirrors" with a fresh set of ears at some point though

some dude, Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it's also that i'm not really feeling the direction of "suit & tie"/"pusher love girl" so i'm just gobbling this wheelhouse shit up

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

i think jt does the best he can with the sub-chris cornell scream guitar arpeggio that tim provides

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

lmao you took it there

some dude, Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

the guitar sounds like so much dogshit

i can't even with this song

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

if "strawberry bubblegum" and "spaceship coupe" are bad i'm gonna be heartbroken

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2013 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

i could take them rewriting the same song for the millionth time (lol at "trilogy") if they'd bothered to write a melody as affecting as "rehab" (which was a good song despite the formula being way played out even then)

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

at this point i'll just be happy if we get a couple of legit decent jams off this album

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:40 (eleven years ago) link

i have mirrors going in my headphones now and i'm having trouble making myself pay attention to it.

goole, Thursday, 21 February 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

eight minutes??

goole, Thursday, 21 February 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

we only got four minutes to save the song

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 February 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

^^a better song than "mirrors"

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

student played me "Mirrors" for the first time today and imo it's fucking amazing

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I'm feeling Mirrors and Suit & Tie (although I haven't really admitted the latter to anyone until now). I really want to hear the full album though. Futuresex/Lovesounds ‎was explicitly an LP, I wonder whether I even feel differently about those tracks in that context.

MikoMcha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

rorschach test of some kind maybe but 'mirrors' seems like total autopilot to me

goole, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

There's more than a bit of nostalgia to it, for sure.

MikoMcha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

futuresex/lovenoztalgia

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

there's a bit of nostalgia to all this excitement but liking poor imitations of a 6-7 yr old just out of nostalgia seems sad

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

it's just really important as a music fan to know when the magic has gone from my favourite artists' work

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Ciara - One Woman Army (2012)

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

I'm reserving my full declaration of sadness.

MikoMcha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

i love poor cici's new stuff as much as anything at her peak, and not because it sounds like it

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

if anything's magnifying ciara for me in 2012-13 it's that NO ONE ELSE is dancing so she seems way more unique than she should perhaps

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if JT solo ever really switched things up? It's basically been about stretching out the Timbaland/Neptunes era R&B urban sound into increasingly epic variations...

MikoMcha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol j0rd

乒乓, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

^^

some dude, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

taking on the One Stan Army

some dude, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

hmm i think i can tell when ciara puts out substandard rehashes of her old stuff eg "sorry"

not sure how loving "livin' it up" or "wake up, no make-up" is nostalgia for old cici though

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

The only way all this was ever going to really excite is if he'd gone in a discernibly new direction and Timbaland aint it.

tsrobodo, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

do yall actually have a point or is this just whiney style throwing every zing at the wall

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

suit and tie is pretty good, but, again, 5 and a half minutes?

goole, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

I've grown to really like jay's verse and the switch-up but the intro has got to go

乒乓, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

the verses on "Mirrors" might be auto-Timb but the way they turn into that massive AOR chorus is really nice imo

tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

The only way all this was ever going to really excite is if he'd gone in a discernibly new direction and Timbaland aint it.

This is also probably true.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1191964/timbaland-gettin-down-o.gif

MikoMcha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

I like the introduction but that chorus forces him to strain his vocal chords.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

hehe @ One Stan Army

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

there's more than one of us i met the other remaining ciara stan in this country two weeks ago -_-

lex pretend, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://countdown.justintimberlake.com/

$449

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

i would want an actual suit & tie not to mention JT naked in my bed for that money

also lol @ the idea of anyone who'd shell out $449 somehow not having an mp3 of "mirrors" already

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

I can't see what that is right now, what does $449 get you?

kendrick delmar - good kid, f.U.C.k. you (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

e Collector's Bundle

The 20/20 Experience Album (Both CD AND Vinyl) *
Instant MP3 download of "Mirrors"
Exclusive, Limited Edition black JT Silhouette T-shirt
Exclusive, Limited Edition JT Icon poster (24" x 36")
Exclusive, Limited Edition The 20/20 Experience Button pack, with 5 specially designed The 20/20 Experience buttons
JT Suit and Tie Regal Logo T-shirt
A timeless, 11" x 17" high quality, photographic print of Justin performing at the Hollywood Palladium, on Grammy night, Feb 10th, 2013, in Hollywood, CA. The image itself was hand picked by Justin Timberlake to be included in this Limited Edition rare collector's bundle. Each specialty archival print is numbered 1 through 100, and is signed by Justin.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus H Christ

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

that seems like it's worth about $150 at most.

kendrick delmar - good kid, f.U.C.k. you (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

less than that, really

kendrick delmar - good kid, f.U.C.k. you (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

- two copies of the album
- an mp3
- two T-shirts (which are hardly going to be the best cut/material)
- a poster
- some badges
- a photo

four hundred and forty-nine dollars

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, $150 max.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tLiLa5p.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

Amanda Palmer, what have you done

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

for $449 those shirts better be the finest egyptian cotton

kendrick delmar - good kid, f.U.C.k. you (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

corn will also be served

乒乓, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

how much of this stuff is JT going to chew on

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

also included are a set of j.t.'s used panties

乒乓, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

Justin didn't even chew on any of this merchandise, smh.

Ulna (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

how much of this stuff is JT going to chew on

wrong thread, sailor

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

i'm totally back on the bandwagon for this album

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

dissed kanye during "suit & tie" performance on snl too

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

haha how

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

changed one of the lyrics to "my hit's so slick for rappers acting dramatic"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:56 (eleven years ago) link

er, "my hit's so slick got rappers acting dramatic" i guess it was

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

i can't tell if jay is taking his normal "lol kanye is a nutjob" stance or if he's silently co-signing timberlake

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 06:00 (eleven years ago) link

it would be hilarious if this was how a jay/ye rift started

has anyone else heard radio stations cut off the "suit & tie" intro and just start right at the tempo change? an improvement obviously but it's lol that i've heard stations go to the trouble of cutting off that part.

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 06:01 (eleven years ago) link

kinda amazed the intro was even put out to radio, seemed an obv album segue when i first heard it, enough so i thought ppl were overreacting in their hatred.

balls, Sunday, 10 March 2013 07:28 (eleven years ago) link

love his hair

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 March 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone else heard radio stations cut off the "suit & tie" intro and just start right at the tempo change? an improvement obviously but it's lol that i've heard stations go to the trouble of cutting off that part.

― some dude, Sunday, March 10, 2013 1:01 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

fully onboard

乒乓, Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

i dont even care that it's a straight robin thicke rip... sometimes you gotta admit that JT does thicke better than thicke does thicke =)

乒乓, Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

maybe... they are just playing the version of the song called (Radio Edit) http://open.spotify.com/track/4mQVHEjrnuUd7G5IVhSYTk

乒乓, Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

Thicke has like 30 songs in this style that are better

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

YEAH RIGHT

乒乓, Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

Robin Thicke has released 4 albums since FutureSex/LoveSounds that all range from good to great

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

i listened to love after war a few times after the ilm collective gushed over it WHAT A BORE also im pretty sick of him talking to the media about how great having sex with paula poundstone all the time is

乒乓, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8h1vdRo4w1qjh8ax.jpg

as long as I got my suit & tie, I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

i dont even care that it's a straight robin thicke rip... sometimes you gotta admit that JT does thicke better than thicke does thicke =)

― 乒乓, Sunday, 10 March 2013 13:15 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

preach

thicke is a gross lil dweeb, there's literally nothing jt can do that wouldnt automatically be superior

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

i like JT but i don't really understand worship of him, he's very very fallible

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

i mean it's nice to have a monoculture superstar who's more likable than beyonce, but he's never been on some musical level far above everyone else

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

i wouldnt dispute that

u have misread my emphasis if that was directed at me

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

JT ain't got shit on Thicke.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

eh general comment

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

i mean i guess the album is out this week so i guess i'll wait and see if the world's regard for JT is still incredibly generous compared to his actual music after that

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

next week

maura, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

right yeah

some dude, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

JT has his moments but I don't see him making this automatically superior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkWWwwXBsPI

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/P36S7bE.gif

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

jt would make that one better actually, he'd introduce sense of persuasive playful (but not snl skit) wit

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

come to think of it 'dick in a box' is probably thicke's career high

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

That's very nice and all (putting aside the irony of the snl thing) but he wouldn't exactly be able to sing it better.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

it doesnt exist in a vacuum of technique tho

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

True, and I've taken that into account.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

i'm okay with "suit & tie" being a very good robin thicke song... i have enough room in my life for that. i definitely don't think that thicke -- as much as i like his stuff -- is on timberlake's level as an overall artist tho

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

"i have enough room in my life for that"

r|t|c, Sunday, 10 March 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

i do! in fact maybe it would be cool if justin timberlake made a "robin thicke album that america actually cares about"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

i can't work out what JT did that inspired j0rdan's bump of this thread

i like thicke BUT timberlake is def the way superior artist BUT not, so far, in this campaign

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

wel he performed on SNL last night

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

oh right

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Sunday, 10 March 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'm okay with "suit & tie" being a very good robin thicke song... i have enough room in my life for that. i definitely don't think that thicke -- as much as i like his stuff -- is on timberlake's level as an overall artist tho

― J0rdan S., Sunday, March 10, 2013 9:25 AM Bookmark

yeah, this is p much my opinion

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 March 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

on another note, I just realized the other day how much I love "All Tied Up"

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 March 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Love After War (ping pong take note) is def his weakest album other than maybe the first tho, which I've never heard. Something Else is his best altho The Evolution of Robin Thicke is maybe his most definitive

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

The idea of Timberlake being a distinct step up from Thicke doesn't really wash with me. Timberlake is the better entertainer and is infectiously charming but Thicke is the superior vocalist and has a better grasp on the sensuous.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I could unhear Mirrors.

thicke has some jams and his albums are all very solid and he's definitely underrated in a general sense, but dude's not holding a candle to FS/LS or the singles off 'justified'

this is kind of an insane conversation to even have imo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

isn't the point that timberlake doing second rate thicke is exactly what's disappointing, given that he's the superior artist?

r&b morcilla (lex pretend), Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i think that's a totally valid argument

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

you made it a hot line, I made it a hot song

乒乓, Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

Its little more than a matter of preference.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

well discussing matters of preference is boring

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

Well its either that or I'm insane.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

So I was just looking at the track listing with track lengths today. I knew the album the album had only 10 tracks, but I didn't realize how long they were gonna be:
http://www.sonymusic.de/Justin-Timberlake/The-20-20-Experience/P/2827790/D/1

MarkoP, Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

Justin Timberlake - Let The Groove Get In 07:12

let's hope so

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

Can you give us a preview of the new album?

There are 10 songs on this one, but the average length of each song is seven, eight minutes. We made it to listen from top to bottom. It's not so much a narrative or a story, but sonically we really made it to listen from top to bottom.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

haha how is that even a surprise at this point xxp

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 March 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

The album is streaming on iTunes, just fyi.

Greer, Monday, 11 March 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

well damn

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

hey cool "pusher love girl" is nice

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Strawberry Bubblegum is really lush.

Greer, Monday, 11 March 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

"strawberry bubblegum" surprisingly kinda lives up to its title

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

"don't hold the wall" is ugly as hell though

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

return of the "is that your chick" beat on "tunnel vision"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

this album sounds damn good to me

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

Let The Groove Get In is kind of a welcome shot into the arm after the stretch from Tunnel Vision to That Girl had me ready to take a small nap.

Greer, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ the guitar solo in "spaceship coupe"

lol

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

initial reaction about halfway through is that it's lots better than i was expecting but not very "whoa"

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

make love on the moon bruh

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

but

this album sounds damn good to me

i gotta agree

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

it's definitely more of a ~vibe~ than anything else and while it's a pretty good vibe, something about that makes me sigh

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

i've been wondering if FS/LS has gotten a bit too revered as everyone has waited for a new album. i mean that album is hot but it's not, you know, thriller or some shit. which is basically what this album would have to be for anyone to consider it better than FS/LS.

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, gasfaced at that guitar solo.

Greer, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

this album def has a heavy "wow i'm so in love, i'm married" vibe too it which i can dig

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

i've been wondering if FS/LS has gotten a bit too revered as everyone has waited for a new album.

it was overly revered as soon as it came out

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

this guitar solo def has some andre 3000 swag to it -_-

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

this album def has a heavy "wow i'm so in love, i'm married" vibe too it which i can dig

i'm getting this too, in light of this it seems really weird that the entire pre-release angle has been "JT rekindles his love affair with music" when framing it as a love album about a person is a more attractive proposition

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

the "spaceship coupe" outro is really dope

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, "that girl"

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

really enjoyed the endlessness of "strawberry bubblegum"/"tunnel vision"

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

"spaceship coupe" getting serious side-eye though, ugh those lyrics, it's like "walking on the moon" but more boring

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

ha i think the outro redeems that song tho

"that girl" is fucking perfect tho

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

will say that on a few of the songs something sounds off, the beats sound overstuffed and overcompressed and seem to communicate through foam, especially right now on "let the groove get in"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

but the liftoff moment on "let the groove get in" is pretty awesome i gotta say

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

also ahaha i really enjoyed "spaceship coupe," the guitar solo is just stupid enough to work for me

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

ha i think the outro redeems that song tho

i hadn't got to the outro at that point. now i have. based on your posts i was expecting something with...some actual things

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

i just thought the melody was really nice

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

oh man the outro of "let the groove get in"

i feel really bad liveblogging this bc i think i'm mostly surprised that i don't hate this, that i actually find it sonically pleasant at points, and that's causing me to overrate it, especially this deep in

but oh man

the outro

of "let the groove get in"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

UGH "MIRRORS" JUST STARTED AND IT IS STILL DIRE

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

i feel really bad liveblogging this bc i think i'm mostly surprised that i don't hate this, that i actually find it sonically pleasant at points, and that's causing me to overrate it, especially this deep in

ha this sums up what i'm feeling, but as with all first listen liveblogs this is for sure not a final judgment

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

haha "that girl" is super-cheesy, this really is JT at his most thickean yet

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

Blue Ocean Floor is kinda affecting or I imagine it would be to folks who maybe have a heart.

Greer, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

"let the groove get in" is very, like, "hate that you love me"

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

mixed with gloria estefan of course

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

hey Greer, are you justin timberlake? how did you know the album was streaming before any website in the world had it linked

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

like you posted that, then i went on itunes and didn't see anything, googled "justin timberlake 20/20 experience stream itunes" and saw a link to justin's official website with the announcement posted "3 minutes ago"

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/chin_scratch.gif

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

right this is actually the first time i've ever listened to one of these pre-release streams that are just one track and what with every song having separate intros/outros and also lasting a million years long each, i'm not sure whether these songs are actually structureless or if i'm just being confused

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

i guess my other big problem with "mirrors" is that it sounds like he can't quite sing the chorus, it's painful

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

it's weird because they don't even function as segues, so they're just songs with 2-3 distinct parts

so prog

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

i really love that song... i think it's a great vocal performance. it IS a bit strained, but i think that's the point? it's kinda raw, like he can't physically express the strength of his love etc

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

i'll never forgive johnny fever for dropping the ryan tedder bomb on that song even tho i've managed to shake it

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

this album is basically JT jamming kinda aimlessly about jessica biel over music which sounds occasionally lovely. the songiest songs are probably the worst, actually

maybe it's his worldwide underground

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

open your heart, lex

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

<i>like you posted that, then i went on itunes and didn't see anything, googled "justin timberlake 20/20 experience stream itunes" and saw a link to justin's official website with the announcement posted "3 minutes ago"</i>

Well you see what had happened was...*flees*

Greer, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

it's kinda raw, like he can't physically express the strength of his love etc

he sounds bored and i know how he feels

thought i'd give this another chance in album context, turns out...i won't be doing that right now, anyway

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

this album def has a heavy "wow i'm so in love, i'm married" vibe too it which i can dig

lol I was totally watching SNL and thought to myself "why is JT single? poor JT." having COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN the dude just got married a few months ago.

i'll never forgive johnny fever for dropping the ryan tedder bomb on that song

True is true, man.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

i've been wondering if FS/LS has gotten a bit too revered as everyone has waited for a new album.

it was overly revered as soon as it came out

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, March 11, 2013 3:07 PM Bookmark

If anything it feel like its esteem has cooled in the intervening years. I see way more repping for Justified these days.

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

that shit is wild tho justified is pretty weak

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

justified singles destroy fs/ls though

balls, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

you can start to see the genesis of jimmy buffet pharrell drinking out of a coconut basslines and shit on that album

dopest singles ever tho

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

justified singles destroy fs/ls though

― balls, Monday, March 11, 2013 6:40 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes this has long been my position

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

justified singles also destroy this new one, that i can definitely say, first listen or not

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's true but i mean that's a pretty unfair bar. how many albums since justified have had singles as good as "like i love you"/"cry me a river"/"seniorita"

basically none

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

There's a few ehhhhhh tracks on Justified but it has some dope album tracks too (mostly the Neptunes ones) don't front

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

it's only recently that the Justified album tracks exist for me. I can get with the Justified >>> FS/LS love but it's funny: I love the later FS/LS singles more than the early ones ("Summer Love," "Lovestoned," "Until the End of Time").

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just relieved this album isn't a disaster tbh, happy to have him around, happy it's not guetta/harris even if it is timba2013. thought 'suit and tie' sounded alright on snl, if nothing amazing (i read someone, maybe vulture, calling it a janelle monae tribute which read 'wow you have heard zero r&b huh' but was still true enough to condemn it). 'mirror' sounded fucking dire though, my first hearing was on snl but can't imagine studio version suddenly turns that into a good song.

balls, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

Blue Ocean Floor is kinda affecting or I imagine it would be to folks who maybe have a heart.

my god i think i'm with jt on this one

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

'right for me'!!

xp

queeple qua queeple (Jordan), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

I love the later FS/LS singles more than the early ones ("Summer Love," "Lovestoned," "Until the End of Time"). - agree w/ this wholeheartedly, what i would've never predicted at the time is that 'sexyback' would sound so much better than 'my love' to me now.

balls, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like "Until the End of Time" has had a renaissance lately. I keep hearing it and also the newish Brenmar remix is dope.

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

I love the later FS/LS singles more than the early ones ("Summer Love," "Lovestoned," "Until the End of Time"). - agree w/ this wholeheartedly, what i would've never predicted at the time is that 'sexyback' would sound so much better than 'my love' to me now.

― balls, Monday, March 11, 2013 6:46 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark

^^ this entire post

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah otm as hell

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

like you posted that, then i went on itunes and didn't see anything, googled "justin timberlake 20/20 experience stream itunes" and saw a link to justin's official website with the announcement posted "3 minutes ago"

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 11, 2013 6:25 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

do like the idea of a JT street team hipping ILX to livestream before national release to drum up buzz but I got on my buzza and Beyoncé 2013: "I'm more powerful than my mind can even digest and understand."

乒乓, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

a janelle monae tribute

what in the world...

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like "Until the End of Time" has had a renaissance lately. I keep hearing it and also the newish Brenmar remix is dope.

― radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, March 11, 2013 6:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

word it probably didn't help at the time that the single was released like an entire year after the album came out. prob flew under the radar a bit.

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

the Greer post on Beyonce totally reads like JT could have written it!

some dude, Monday, 11 March 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the album's marketing inspired my awe more than the album itself: a classic eighties blockbuster with many singles charting more than a year after release.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

for ages i was only into the justified singles but i pretty much love the whole thing now; conversely i have no time for anything that comes after "chop me up" on FS/LS

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

.... SUMMER LOVE, LEX.

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

T-T-T-T-T-TAKE ME NOOOOW

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

for ages i was only into the justified singles but i pretty much love the whole thing now; conversely i have no time for anything that comes after "chop me up" on FS/LS

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, March 11, 2013 6:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

:-(

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

the "bob at my job" song is a bit -_- but otherwise that album ends really well

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

.... SUMMER LOVE, LEX.

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, March 11, 2013 10:51 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so boring

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

still lol at bob and his job

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

I'm a sucker for "Another Song" i dunno

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

T-T-T-T-T-TAKE ME NOOOOW

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, March 11, 2013 10:51 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for ages i had no idea that was janet on that song!! i love it

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

"Summer Love" seemed slight at first but it was absolutely perfect to drive around in the summer to.

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeessss

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

I made that same defense.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

i still maintain that every single one of those singles sounds way better in the context of the album and they're done no favors when compared to the justified singles (which imo tower over everything else)

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

so boring

brb *rides off in imaginary car windows down*

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

<3 "Another Song" + my friend's description of it as JT's "crying at the piano with his whiskey joint"

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the album's marketing inspired my awe more than the album itself: a classic eighties blockbuster with many singles charting more than a year after release.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, March 11, 2013 10:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think my general scepticism about JT projects despite the fact that i mostly love his music is pretty much down to the fact that he's really impressed with "classic" signifiers of artistry and really adept at marketing himself along those lines, and i couldn't care less - i have to ignore how he sells his albums, really.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

god I even liked the Tiesto remix of "LoveStoned."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

like you just KNOW he thinks eight-minute tracks mean he's artier

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

Yep. In Timberlakian circles.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

xp of course he does, but there's really nothing wrong with that

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah that's totally true.

personally i'm a sucker for that kind of stuff tho (it's one of the reasons why i was so drunk on LTTP)

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

love how this is the ILE gays thread now

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but even you must know it's nonsense right?

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

haha yes. welcome, brad.

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

like, 8 minute songs really don't mean they're more impressive in any way, unless the actual music is

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

(that was an xp to soto)

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://youtu.be/PKivFKqLasA

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

conversely i have no time for anything that comes after "chop me up" on FS/LS

nice of them to front-load the best 7+ tracks then! that's a real solid run. honestly i'm into 'damn girl' too. if that came out as a teaser single for this new record i'd be excited.

xp

queeple qua queeple (Jordan), Monday, 11 March 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but even you must know it's nonsense right?

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, March 11, 2013 6:58 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark

well sure... i think he does well here, though.

like a counter example would be 'my beautiful dark twisted fantasy' which is just long and art-y and pretentious in a super self-involved way (duh) but to little or no end

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but even you must know it's nonsense right?

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, March 11, 2013 3:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure, but it doesn't really matter either way (nb: i haven't heard the new album yet). "lovestoned" and "what goes around" didn't suffer for their length

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

ugh i forgot that will.i.am does a vocal on 'damn girl'

queeple qua queeple (Jordan), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

like a counter example would be 'my beautiful dark twisted fantasy' which is just long and art-y and pretentious in a super self-involved way (duh) but to little or no end

― J0rdan S., Monday, March 11, 2013 4:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

"Mirrors" tries for the same synactic and thematic leap as "Lovestoned" but sounds malnourished and even sloppy, like he and Timbaland Had Ideas but no song.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

soto otm about "mirrors" which can go alongside MBDTF in this regard

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

btw "Take Me Now" is a classic wtf jukebox delight.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link

decided to listen to this again, never not gonna grimace at the intro of "suit and tie" and the awkward juxtaposition of "shit tie shit tie"

but dang "pusher love girl" is strong

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if I like That Girl or like its signifiers.

Greer, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

I've got no patience for any man -- pop star or chimney sweep -- who uses "mama" as a term of affection in 2013.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

what about "mamacita"?

balls, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

mama poker face

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

soto otm about "mirrors" which can go alongside MBDTF in this regard

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, March 11, 2013 4:03 PM Bookmark

it's only the coda of this song that's any good tho

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

like... the extended structure is not what's wrong with "Mirrors" at all

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

fuck, that Four Tet remix is incredible!

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 11 March 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

well I was definitely wrong about Timbo.

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

songs are a bit long, more like the 24/7 experience who's with me

buenos noches, do not approach us (uberweiss), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol it's all one long song to me, but i'm not paying tons of attention tho

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

dude sure likes strawberry bubblegum amitite

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

anyway this will take a couple listens to really sink in

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

guys HIS WINDOWS ARE SPECIAL TINTED

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

Some of these outros/segues are breathtaking... i love the end of "don't hold the wall"

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

it's like "if you haven't already started to dance we're gonna turn up the drums and bass and fucking MAKE you"

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

ok in album context i can totally hang with "Mirror"

i like this album but it's like i've been listening to it all damn day

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

one of these songs has a total Kid A intro

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

OK, I feel like an idiot. How do I listen to this thing? I followed links to iTunes, but it just opens up a page that says JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE next to a photo of JT, and there's nothing to click on.

jaymc, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

This is way better than I expected it to be.

jaymc - click on the bottom of the album cover art to the left

i kant believe it's not buffon (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

i got that too, and assume it's because i haven't downloaded the supposedly terrible latest iTunes update. have decided i'm fine w/ waiting to hear the JT. (xp)

some dude, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

ps the stream won't work if you're on your phone -- has to be computer or ipad

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

Actually it wasn't working on my desktop computer (not sure what the issue is -- I just upgraded last week), but I see it is working on my iPad.

jaymc, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

if you've downloaded too much hentai it won't work iirc

balls, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

why need you connect? we can hum it

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

one of these songs has a total Kid A intro

― Raymond Cummings, Monday, March 11, 2013 7:40 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't.

Harlem vs Alabama (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

we're waiting for the New Yorker to point out "Mirrors"'s resemblances to "How to Disappear Completely."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

this guy really likes metaphors

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

In case it hasn't been mentioned already, JT is Jimmy Fallon's co-host on Late Night all week long.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

is he the musical guest every night as well?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

this kick drum sound on "spaceship coupe" that sounds like a whip being cracked is really dope

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder how many times JT will play Dead Robin Gibb this week

some dude, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

what if they do a "history of rap" every night and by friday they're doing oj da juiceman's xxl freestyle

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

my theory is Justin is going to use this week to take away Tonight Show hosting prospects from Fallon, so he never has to make an album again

some dude, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

justified is pretty weak
― J0rdan S., Monday, March 11, 2013 6:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

does not compute
i feel like the people saying this haven't heard it in 5+ years

billstevejim, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 08:40 (eleven years ago) link

relistening in cold light of morning. WHY DOES SO MUCH OF THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE A REALLY FUN INTERLUDE STRETCHED OUT TO SEVEN MINUTES THOUGH???

"tunnel vision" is the one. possibly the only one, but it's def where the languorous, unhurried feel clicks with me, i love all the little details in the production.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

tell you what, it makes goldenheart seem really concise and unsprawling by comparison

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

agree with "let the groove get in" being a really welcome shot in the arm but...it's just JT vamping for like 7 minutes. why is it not 3 minutes long? there is no reason for this. you are not erykah.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

okay not skipping "mirrors" this time. i get exactly what it's meant to be, it's JT pulling out what's meant to be the album's Classic Song towards the end of an album that's not been big on songcraft. like, look, verses, a chorus, structure, all that jazz. too bad it SUCKS SO MUCH AND IS SUCH AN IDEAS VOID. its big "climax" when all the music except the cavernous drum beat drops out is so embarrassing, JT why is your big emotional peak on this song such a vocally limpdick mess?

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

STONER LOTHARIO CUTS ALL-INTERLUDE R&B ALBUM

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

new itunes is worth upgrading al

max, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFKCpuwCQAAZXd7.png

sisilafami, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think i've upgraded itunes for years.

queeple qua queeple (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

Harlem vs Alabama (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

i really like the outro of "don't hold the wall"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

Gotta say, I love Mirrors, and his performance of it on SNL was awesome (it helped that the band and backup singers all looked like they were having a blast). The lyrics are goofy as ever (what else is new), but it's hooky and and and. I just like it.

schwantz, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Was not expecting this album to be so good

Evan R, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

6 minutes into pusher love girl right now

http://i.imgur.com/PwDQq.gif

r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

hehe

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

this is supposed to hypnotise me into a half-assed album right

r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

The album felt a little tedious on my inaugural listen, which was probably inevitable given the song lengths. But that hasn't bothered me so much on subsequent listens; the whole thing really hangs together well imo

Evan R, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

i think every outro on this is fantastic

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

don't really feel i have to hear the rest of this tbh, the form it takes will be irrelevant

it's gonna trade hard on general happiness just to hang w/ jt again, and no one's really gonna mind

r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

"Suit and Tie" and "Pusher Love Girl" are easily the worst songs on the album. It's a shame it starts with those two

matt2, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

this entire campaign is about buying into JT as a cultural great rather than the music specifically - the music is just the soundtrack to it (an efficiently tailored soundtrack, though, there's no disjoint here at all)

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I know ILM has issues with Perpetua, but this piece of his seems pretty on point:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/justin-timberlake-is-a-luxury-brand

jaymc, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

i really hope that the inevitable people who will get starry-eyed about how beautiful and hypnotising "blue ocean floor" is will at least admit that literally nothing happens in it, no tune, no development, nothing

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

u__________u

ok how much longer of this album, i can't

r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

Keep hope alive, Lex. ;)

schwantz, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

i've got strawberry bubblegum on repeat. mini-hooks galore

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

mini-hooks but not much structure

(the "don't hold the wall" thru "tunnel vision" stretch is my favourite but i wouldn't call any of those good songs)

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

finally listening to this fucking thing. really really really want to think JT led with "Pusher Love" as a blatant self-correction to "Love Dealer"

katherine, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

NEVER FORGET (actually I don't hate this, but again, THIS is what Justin Timberlake is zomgcomingback from):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO6wG1hNZJw

katherine, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

my god this album is a nightmare.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

don't nightmares wake you up tho

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

as I feared, there is little groove in "Let The Groove Get In" -- it's a white guy shouting catchphrases in the hopes of animating a moribund rhythm program/section.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.aeropop.be/post/45195900138/justin-timberlake-suit-tie-aeroplane-remix

a bit Aeroplane-by-numbers, but pretty sweet - love that they kept the horns in this.

Roz, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

for SEVEN MINUTES

if it was a 1-min interlude as nature intended i'd probably really like it!

xp

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

listening to this album on a plane while sitting beside an ugly man reading The Weekly Standard gives a new meaning to the term trans-continental stress

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

can someone give me a quick refresher as to "who" aeroplane is at this stage

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

"suit & tie" is much better aeroplaneised

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

yeah this remix is the shit

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

the four tet remix is pretty shit though

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

Nice! I haven't thought of Aeroplane since their Kathy Diamond collab.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Jordan: Aeroplane is the guy in the hat. The other one is how The Magician.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Is now*

Gukbe, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

thanks

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

i think every outro on this is fantastic

agreed

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

i think "blue ocean floor" is pretty zzzzzZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzz

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

hey i finally finished listening to this

http://i.imgur.com/6BPIz62.gif

r|t|c, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

everything about this album makes 100% more sense when you imagine the girl is a stand-in for his audience

katherine, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

the girl from I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry?

some dude, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

i love the four tet remix

queeple qua queeple (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

lol sarge really buying into JT's "I'm from Memphis and Memphis soul is my primary influence" schtick

some dude, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

well i didn't say that

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno you said "Its sound is rooted both in Memphis soul and Timberlake/Timbaland's own forever-futuristic sonic experimentatio" as if that's 50% of the formula

some dude, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

i guess if you interpret "both" to mean "half this, half that"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

in any event i'm not even sure if that would be wrong. i don't know what shtick it is you're talking about, anyway.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

my first thought about those impulse reviews was the dizzying amount of frank ocean references which seems offtm in a way i can't exactly pinpoint

anyway someone should've hired rtc who is having the most reasonable reaction to this record

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

there's a languidness to the album that is comparable to channel orange, but also a lot of other things

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno i just think "Memphis soul" is a pretty specific subgenre out of dozens of types of R&B that Justin may or may not draw from, and that it only gets mentioned, by him and other people, because he was born in Memphis, not because of anything you hear in the music. personal pet peeve of mine is all.

some dude, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

this aeroplane remix is a plate of ass but i'll probably listen to it again

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Well it is Bootylicious

Gukbe, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

done. gonna go out clubbing with neil strauss now, chances are I'll be negged less

katherine, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

"forever futuristic" REALLY j0rdan?

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

I think I've learned to love "Mirrors". It's "Losing My Way" Part 2.

danzig, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

he def lost his way

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

Anybody know if Tim did this on his own? Or does he have a new Danja in his camp or something?

Def touches on pre-Danja Tim sounds and tricks more than anything he's done (or I've noticed!) in a bit.

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

Or does he have a new Danja in his camp or something?

seems like it was co-produced by a guy named j-roc

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

"forever futuristic" REALLY j0rdan?

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i was using the term there as a descriptor, not necessarily as an indicator of quality.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

this aeroplane remix is a plate of ass but i'll probably listen to it again

― 乒乓, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:11 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

imma 180 on this

乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

what a shock

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 13 March 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

tbh i just needed something with cool value to post to my thisismyjam acct

乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

tru

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 13 March 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol I posted it to mine too

jaymc, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

I realized watching him on SNL and Fallon this week that I think I like watching him perform better than just listening to him sing? I found the album kinda dull...it's okay, but not the wow I was expecting. but I really dig the songs I've seen him do live. It's weird, I've never really encountered that before.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

charisma/cuetness helps I guess

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago) link

This album is mostly dope and only falls off in the last two songs. People be tripping.

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, even "Mirrors" sounded better here than in isolation.

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

Except for the last track none of the long-ass songs feel long-ass and I love the languid, cozy feel of the rest.

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

"forever futuristic" REALLY j0rdan?

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 7:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i was using the term there as a descriptor, not necessarily as an indicator of quality.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 13, 2013 1:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but it doesn't work as a descriptor. the album doesn't sound futuristic. timbaland hasn't sounded futuristic in over a decade.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 07:48 (eleven years ago) link

PresentSex/LoveSounds

radric: the guccining (The Reverend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 07:54 (eleven years ago) link

my first thought about those impulse reviews was the dizzying amount of frank ocean references which seems offtm in a way i can't exactly pinpoint

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FO is always on the outside while JT is generally on the inside of things?

Anyway, I think I like this album. Need to listen more though.

longneck, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

He just wants to entertain. On “Saturday Night Live” recently he put his musical gifts to wide use, impersonating Elton John eulogizing Hugo Chávez in song, reprising his partnership with Andy Samberg as sensual early-’90s white R&B goons for a dating show sketch, and dressed up as a piece of tofu, hawking a vegan restaurant by singing health-friendly versions of Chic’s “Le Freak,” Trinidad James’s “All Gold Everything” and more.

He sounded more at home and vocally present in those moments than when singing his new songs, or almost anywhere on “The 20/20 Experience.” Forget the album; go see the show, or whatever else Mr. Timberlake applies his talents to. He’s learned how to be a musician who has no need to make records, the perfect solution to the modern economy.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

thumbs up to pretty much every point in that review, inc re the one great song

The result is a smallness of purpose, with only slight variation throughout, like the deeply wholesome soul of “That Girl” or the drowsy “Blue Ocean Floor,” which had it been released two or three years ago, might have been called chillwave’s pop breakthrough. [...]
Seven of the 10 songs are more than seven minutes. In an era of Frank Ocean soul meditation, this could pass for artistry, but really it’s a gesture of conservatism, an argument for the album as a whole over whatever abbreviated singles will eventually be shipped to radio. It also harks back to ’70s soul, Prince’s funk breakdowns and Michael Jackson’s hyper-ornate pop. It is Mr. Timberlake radiating seriousness, lest you think his music making is frivolous.

w/r/t this - He gets a tremendous amount of mileage just for being a cool guy who’s willing to hang out with regular folk - it's true, but he's a luxe brand at the same time...it's very canny positioning, this sort of bridge between the increasingly remote gilded-cage opulence of kanye and jay-z, and "ordinariness". aspirationalism as classic film comfort blanket, shorn of the weird hard cold edges and triumphalism of his friends.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

also, he's white

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i meant to imply that with actual words rather than just in my mind, lol

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

Really it’s a gesture of conservatism, an argument for the album as a whole over whatever abbreviated singles will eventually be shipped to radio.

I don't get why that's conservative. There are lots of reasons to enjoy long songs and coherent albums that aren't "I <3 the 70s".

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

i think caramanica's argument - which would be mine too - is that in this case the song lengths really don't serve much purpose other than for the sake of just Being Long - they don't benefit the material and it doesn't feel needed.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

I can see it's badly done, but I don't read it as automatically "conservative" - it's just a failure of execution. I hate the idea that long ambitious tracks (quality aside) are somehow more conservative than radio-ready pop hits. Both forms have existed for decades. It feels a bit like "Albums are over guys. Get with the bold new digital age," which I find very boring and limiting.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

this is the most impressive line: "He’s learned how to be a musician who has no need to make records."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

I'd also question this claim: "FutureSex/ LoveSounds, Mr. Timberlake’s follow-up, aimed lower aesthetically [than Justified]"

Did it really?

But it's a good review, dubious claims and all.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

ha i really appreciate that lil offhand challop (with which i wholly agree)

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

I can understand someone thinking it ended up lower aesthetically (I prefer Justified) but its aims were obviously grand.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

it aimed bigger but not nec higher

justified was more low-key about its ambition and didn't wrap it up in an overarching marketing thing but i think the music on justified - both the range and the peaks - was far more of a daring statement in 2002 than FS/LS was in 2006

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

What you seem to be saying is that a pop star with a slightly skewed musical sensibility seems more daring the first time he executes that vision than he does the second time.

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

if I remember well, justified was more about getting in sync (sic !) with the (arguably) most exciting music and producers of the time while FS/LS was something else which was then copied by most afterward (not to say the sound didn't exist before, just that it wasn't already big as opposed to the sound on justified).

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

I've come around to thinking both albums contain the same number of songs I skip.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

I like more non singles tracks on FS/LS than on Justified (which is easy since I don't like any album track on the latter !).

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Agree with (the non-parenthetic part of) that but the singles on Justified are way more all-time.

Tim F, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

def don't understand dismissing all of the non-singles on justified

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

my favorite track of his is between "rock your body", "sexyback" (which I like a lot more now than then) and "My love".
I had zero hope he could make another track of that level in his new album so I won't be disppointed when I listen to it !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Killer album tracks:

(And She Said) Take Me Now
Right For Me
Let's Take a Ride
Nothin' Else

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

well, I have nothing against them, I just never particularly liked them...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

actually, I just checked FS/LS and I hadn't realized almost all the album was released as singles !
I don't care much for the tracks that weren't except for FS/LS itself and summer love.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, back to the new album, I guess I will be waiting for the official release to listen to it.
so far, "suit" is fine but far from his best stuff.
"mirrors" is meh although the chorus is ok (except the "oh oh" parts which I hate).
so 2 not great tracks out of 10 is not a great ratio for high expectations !
but maybe it's an album based on other things than strong singles which could be fine...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

This album is mostly dope and only falls off in the last two songs

all right i'm officially with rev on this now

i even like how "blue ocean floor" prettily meanders

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

"mirrors" is meh to me because it reminds me too much of former glories, while at least the others sound (more) like new unique songs, not retreads of classics

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

especially since it was already a bit boring by "what goes around" !
that said, I'm not certain "mirrors" is worse than "what goes around". I've never loved that song. except the coda "comes around" which is great.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

1. Its very difficult to play whackamole on a single metaphor for 8 minutes without belabouring the point.

2. Still think people were so terrified by the initial implications of the glitterball-sludge opening that the rest is automatically given the botd.

3. This might have legs in the long run though as far as bangers go it flatters to deceive.

4. Great song to hold the wall to but bubblegum ruins the pie.

5. Bemused double-take at the 05 grime beat, proving that I either lack imagination or didn't leave London soon enough.

6. Because Terius Nash of all people was in desperate need of an ego boost.

7. Almost makes you wish he he hadn't grown conscious of his Memphis roots... Almost.

8. Somewhere between Rio, Happy Feet, Shark Tale and Lionel Richie.

9. In loving memory of NSYNC (1995-2002) #NEVER4GET

10. Can't shake the Jesse Boykins III & Full Crate similarities and I'd probably prefer it if it hadn't overstayed its welcome.

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

the second of the bonus tracks 'body count' reminds me of justified in a very good way. like half like i love you and half senorita as produced by timbaland.

i mean, the rest of it is growing on me although it's not AMAZING but srsly a bit more of sleaze and sleekness and funk would not have killed him, esp. since he can still pull it off.

twinkin' and drinkin' and ready to fly (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

"body count" is great

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 March 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

the fact that nobody is talking about the fake authenticity here (JT AND THE TENNESSEE KIDS, YE GODS) is actually bugging me

katherine, Thursday, 14 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

ha, the JT & the Tennessee Kids thing seemed just kind of "roll eyes, move along"

only built 4 cuban twinx... (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 March 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago) link

is The Tennessee Kids some public access show he did before the Mickey Mouse Club?

some dude, Thursday, 14 March 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

heyyyyyyy now

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 March 2013 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

thought the "let the groove get in" performance on fallon tonight had some real nice moments but the vibe was really weirding me out... it was like watching the climactic scene of a film where the plot is a white pop singer goes down to the carribean and saves a village by teaching it the joy of music

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 March 2013 06:36 (eleven years ago) link

yiiiiiikes

only built 4 cuban twinx... (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 March 2013 06:37 (eleven years ago) link

they even had questlove off in the corner shaking maracas and stiltedly mouthing the hook like he was just picking up english

J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 March 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

Naw, it didn't read like that to me at all. Thought it was a better song live than on record, too.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 March 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

Damn. What a dead-on Elton impersonation on SNL.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 March 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really see how the performance carried any more of that vibe than, say, the "Senorita" video, or any number of JT performances

some dude, Thursday, 14 March 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

I was listening to "suit&tie" this morning with the sun in the bus and it was very smooth.
I really like that song now !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 14 March 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

The problem with "Mirrors" is that for most of its length it doesn't give you a place to land: it's all chorus and climax, and exhausting.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 March 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

lot of problems with "mirrors," but that's otm. i also think it's so overstuffed that it sounds unmixed

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

but also "suit & tie" is in my head at every station of my life now so who knows maybe one day it'll slip in

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

'let the groove in' on fallon is the best one i've heard so far. i haven't heard the studio record yet though, just these live versions.

shit tie (Jordan), Thursday, 14 March 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

loved "suit and tie" on SNL, esp the choreography

Plasmon, Thursday, 14 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

<i>it was like watching the climactic scene of a film where the plot is a white pop singer goes down to the carribean and saves a village by teaching it the joy of music</i>

well, yeah -- but it comes across on the album too. to be fair part of this might be the PR seeping in (but what ever isn't), but, like, not expecting much else from a Justin Timberlake song called "Let the Groove Get In" described as having "Latin beats." plus with timbo bringing back the whole "let's sample/'sample' Middle Eastern pop to sound ~*dangerous and exotic*~" early-'00s schtick...

katherine, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

so is everybody coming around to loving suit and tie now? i was here first *ahem*

乒乓, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

I don't mind it, i.e. still a middling grade. Jay-Z gets a D- though.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

I've come around to Jay's verse. I like that it adds a more personal touch to the song.

only built 4 cuban twinx... (The Reverend), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

it isn't the worst thing on the album but kanye is still correct

katherine, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

i really like the breakdown that occurs prior to jay's verse

乒乓, Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Don't mind Suit and Tie, just wished the album had it's own SexyBack.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

who hits the prince guitar solo 3:48 into "spaceship coupe"? damn

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 15 March 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

Listening to "Strawberry Bubblegum" for the first time, on Fallon, right now. There is an influence from Stevie Wonder's "All Day Sucker" here.

There's also a career similarity, a similar personality as well, between Kobe Bryant and JT.

Cunga, Friday, 15 March 2013 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

I hate to say it but I've had "mirrors"' chorus in my head since this morning...

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 15 March 2013 10:47 (eleven years ago) link

There's also a career similarity, a similar personality as well, between Kobe Bryant and JT.

you're gonna have to expand on this one

Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

the stretch from "don't hold the wall" to "let the groove in" is heavenly

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

is the sample on "tunnel vision" meant to sound like it's saying "i know she lies"?

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

it's a vocal sample going "i know you lie"

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's just weirdly at odds with the song's sentiment

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

yea other than like phenom @ a young age or something? i dont see a kobe/jt parallel @ all

johnny crunch, Friday, 15 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was "i know you like"

J0rdan S., Friday, 15 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i think it's "i know you liii-i-ke it" now that i listen closer

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Friday, 15 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

you're gonna have to expand on this one

Okay, fair enough. This was a drowsy night thought but when I thought about it the comparison held up.

Ages: Kobe is 34, Justin is 32
Both have child-star or child-actor qualities. Kobe is the son of Joe "Jellybean" Bryant, a former LA Clipper. Since he was little he's been a basketball prodigy and grew up believing that he would be a super star one day. Justin was a child actor on the Disney Channel and has always had child-actor precociousness about him. Neither one stumbled on their career ambitions but both were raised, almost from birth, to excel in their fields.

Breakout year for both was 1996 (Kobe entered the NBA Draft, and 1996 was the first year NSync charted)

Both had a squeaky clean image that they abandoned. Kobe in 2003, after his rape case (previously he smiled for magazine covers -- now he scowled and got some tattoos). Timberlake tried, some might even say successfully, to act tougher and more like le bad boy circa 2002, with his album Justified. The Jackson Jackson half-time show nipple scandal -- a kind of rape (of the innocent).

They both "broke up the band" so they could finally receive all the glory for themselves. Kobe getting Shaq traded in 2004 so he could chase scoring titles (which he wouldn't have been able to do with O'Neal as a team-mater), and Justin in 2001 by going solo and ending N Sync.

Those are a bunch of side-by-side comparisons that are hard to disagree with, but I have criticisms that are obviously more subjective. Kobe and Justin's squeaky clean personas never fit either one of them. They're both incredibly hard workers whose ambitions were always greater than their talents (though they're both obv talented). Kobe should've played more like a SF earlier in his career rather than try to be like Jordan, a SG. Timberlake's on-screen presence is always bizarre and his comedy is always forced. Kobe is a ball hog, Justin is a camera hog. Kobe has his kind of hilarious "psychopath" face that he makes when things are getting intense out there, Justin has his male model lust face. Both are forced. Neither dude is ever subtle ("Call me the Black Mamba -- that's my new nickname")

And Kobe has done everything he can to make people compare him to Jordan. Timberlake wanted everyone to compare him to Michael Jackson. the effort was always obvious

Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

To underscore Kobe Bryant's child-star personality: he has no conception of money. If you're his bodyguard, or in his Kobe posse, and you're hungry-- want to run into McDonalds -- Kobe will hand you a $100. "Kobe, I want an iPod" you'll ask, and he'll just hand you $100. "But Kobe, an iPod is worth $200-$400" and he'll just say "Oh, here you go," and give you three more Ben Franklin sheets.

Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9QVNbUPzgM

Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

timberlake is actually p capable @ comedy imo

i honestly dk abt how all n'sync ended but if jt's ego was involved or w/e then i truly think hes outgrown it & seems p well adjusted now

johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 March 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and hid in a warehouse, Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and hid in a theater!

only built 4 cuban twinx... (The Reverend), Saturday, 16 March 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

a lot of that conjecture about kobe is completely off-base fwiw.

Clay, Saturday, 16 March 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

Assuming you guys don't want to hear my Chris Kirkpatrick-Derek Fisher analogies.

Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link

I just heard "let the groove in" : it's very good ! love the... groove !

AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 16 March 2013 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

i enjoyed the last 'history of rap' on Fallon, mainly for JT doing "All Good Everything" with "don't believe me just watch jimmyjimmyjimmy"

some dude, Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

Uh, I don't think Nipplegate is comparable to rape.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Saturday, 16 March 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

Janet Jackson's nipple raped the minds of America's children.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 16 March 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

the hits medley on Fallon is fire. i love a huge, expensive, well-rehearsed pop band.

shit tie (Jordan), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

Cry Me A River!

yeah that medley was awesome. Fully on the JT train now. Ignore my earlier statement re new album boringness - I am in lurve & On. Board.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

the horns sounded fantastic on some of those tracks

J0rdan S., Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that was a mighty backing band

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

JC was awesome when I saw him tour behind that album.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

that whole article should just be those 2 pictures and the caption "this is what JC's hair looked like when he launched his solo career"

some dude, Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

lol otm

johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

omg yes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

† ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) †
1 day ago
✞ Only God can judge me ✞

That's bullshit (yeah I'm addressing you and your fake accounts).

JC only never made it because he never made a pact with the new world order. All these illuminati filth enablers will rule the world, but will burn in hell. JC is better left out of this insidious industry, while his peer JT will have to sacrifice his love life (Britney) for his career (Cry me a river). This is truly a disgusting world †

teledyldonix, Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

This is truly a disgusting world †

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

Wow. It's not that I doubt Joey Fatone knows what he speaks of re: NWO, but you just wonder about the timing.

Cunga, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

ok that's hilarious that JC is writing Backstreet Boys songs now

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

"i admire the balls it took to make this record. cause he coulda easily urshurd his work in and made diplo his teddy riley to 20/20's dangerous instead of sticking with timb's Quincy. feel me?"

i admit i like it when ?uest writes like he's on ilx

If Boehner's boner ever had a boner for another boner (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

jc found his true calling as a judge on america's best dance crew

kaygee, Sunday, 17 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

off the air now isn't it?

If Boehner's boner ever had a boner for another boner (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

that is horrible news. i thought they were casting the next season soon.

kaygee, Monday, 18 March 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

heard the record at a friend's house today, sounded better than i expected but i still gotta sit down with it one-on-one.

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Monday, 18 March 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

most of the record is in my head more or less all of the time now

the stretch from "don't hold the wall" to "let the groove in" is heavenly

otm

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 18 March 2013 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bsliywu.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

He didn't discuss the music much.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

so...how is that JC album?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

waited til today to listen to this in full

'mirrors' remains amazing

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

because that billboard article makes it sound kind of amazing

k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

xp

k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

one of the great lost singles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cNRd7lUBrk

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

is that the one cowritten with JT?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

according to a quick google search, yeah

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

GOD I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH

maura, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

omgggg everyone who hasn't heard the jc chasez album needs to do so immediately

epic single ("mirrors" can suck this song's dick)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Yd1iOAzBA

basement jaxx on production

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWMpiEsQXTk

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

for me it's "100 ways" == "some girls dance with women"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

It's been hard to get past his hair.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

I'm waiting for the I think about sex song to get good.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

the JC songs are undeniably cool & bizarre & interesting but he's so weak as a lead vocalist that it's not surprising at all that his solo career never got off the ground

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

BNB FML

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

He's ugly and can't sing. It's obvious why he didn't have a career, no?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

yep

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he's kinda gross

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

until yesterday is really good

but I wish JT sang it (ducks)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

During the 1999-2000 era – before the Long Frosted Bangs Phase – he was the cutest imo

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

Those JC cover images look like fake ones made for a movie whose main character is pop star "JC Chasez."

your fretless ways (Eazy), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

what do "JC" stand for – Jesus Christ?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

huh i'd never heard "until yesterday" before! seems like it was the lead single from the still-unreleased second album

JC was kinda skeevy, that's def true and i seem to remember comparing him unfavourably to JT at the time for this, but his vocals aren't especially weak? his solo career didn't take off because he wasn't as charismatic (and throughout the entire history of nsync it was obv that JT was the chosen one) but also because he was working in more dance/electronic styles that weren't as trendy back in 2004. pretty sure he could've got a hit in the UK with the right push - well, he kind of did with this INCREDIBLE basement jaxx single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHA4vqHfbIg

i forgot he co-wrote this brilliant girls aloud album track, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fup8-HRPPYk

certainly think JC was the more musically adventurous - JT is way way way in thrall to the idea of the "classic" to ever really surprise any more

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

shocked JT's career survived these looks:

http://www4.pictures.stylebistro.com/mp/bXcOq7At7gol.jpg

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

oh lol the cornrows ugghh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

I always thought it was funny how Ned and Dan P. used to stan for JC Chasez while making digs at JT.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

jt confirmed there'll be a 20/20 experience part 2 later this year and said it is inspired by thom yorke and will be in the vein of "blue ocean floor"

someone wants another p4k bnm

prolego, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

'plug it in' is my main reference point for JC, not my favorite cut from that record but he's good on it.

shit tie (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

said it is inspired by thom yorke and will be in the vein of "blue ocean floor"

dang, i was hoping it'd be nonstop "body count"s

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

i'm digging this.

it's kinda "jammy"! but i guess you can't call something that's constructed on computers etc "jammy" but it feels jammy

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

more like toe jammy

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

oh you totally can

xp

shit tie (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

the govt mule of android R&B!

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

suit & tie has grown on me so much i love it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

20/20 vol. 2 will be justin's live rust

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

jt confirmed there'll be a 20/20 experience part 2 later this year and said it is inspired by thom yorke and will be in the vein of "blue ocean floor"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. bye boy.

dang, i was hoping it'd be nonstop "body count"s

have you heard "like i love you"? it's a good song.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol you got me

"body count" is still real good

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'dd settle for Justin's Trans. He could rock "Computer Age."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

i really hope that when i'm 80 and the archives for the 80s come out, neil gives another synth half of trans that could have made it one of his greatest albums :/

actually spaceship coupe even has a guitar solo! steve stevens type ish

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

"body count" is obviously just some offcut they did while thinking about "like i love you", i mean it's not actively offensive to the ears but there's nothing there to rep for

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

i mean that's cool, but i love it

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

Yesterday I tried drawing battle lines as to which ILM contingent disliked the record but gave up

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

are ppl not liking this? huh i figured y'all would like this but i can never tell w/the ilm pop music crit contingent what y'all are gonna like :/

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

I don't, alas.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

i do but I'm just a pleb :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

some people like it, some people hate it, some people are in between, i would guess that since it's only been out a week none of us have made our final judgments yet

i definitely think anyone unreservedly repping for it is insane though

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

that'd be me

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

i'm def not on the "album inspired by thom yorke" wave but nov. is a long ways away

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

me too

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

j0rdan you hear no massive flaws in this album?

i mean it certainly has its moments but...it just doesn't work on any level at several points and it's pretty impossibly to buy into the overall conceit

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

massive flaws on this record: the anchorlessness of "mirrors" (identified by alfred), the rap on "pusher lover girl"

... eh, i mean after that, i just don't care, i enjoy getting lost in the sprawl, also i'm corny as fuck

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

massive flaws? naw

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

it's not perfect or anything but on the spectrum of "massively flawed" to "impeccable" i'm much more towards the latter than the former

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

i could see ppl getting annoyed cuz all the songs are SO LONG

but i dunno, they all tend to go in kooky directions and kinda surprise me and why not? let your freak flag fly justin

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

but this might be easier to dig if you have no particular investment in timberlake

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

it's not perfect or anything but on the spectrum of "massively flawed" to "impeccable" i'm much more towards the latter than the former

sure but must it be this spectrum? Can it be "flawed but worthwhile" to "flawed"?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

Your review and score didn't correlate, btw, but it was ever thus. You were saying "I'm fond of this flawed, long, kooky record."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

the lack of real kook and freakiness is what makes the album seem so lifeless

near-total lack of songcraft and failure to create a particularly interesting vibe to compensate is the most major flaw

"spaceship coupe", "that girl", "mirrors" and "blue ocean floor" are all straight-up bad, bad tracks. "pusher love girl" is merely extremely dull. everything else has its moments but in every case is at least 2 minutes too long

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

i also realized how much i missed timbo's classic *mouth fart* chicka chicka chicka *mouth fart* *hand clap* drums

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

Your review and score didn't correlate, btw, but it was ever thus. You were saying "I'm fond of this flawed, long, kooky record."

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:42 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

me??

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

well, let's not pretend 90% of the praise for the album isn't based on "i missed that sound" nostalgia

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's how it read.

xpost

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Part of me wishes there were some real *jams* on the album, but I like the sound and production enough to find pleasure in immersing myself in it for 70 minutes.

jaymc, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

the review translated to a low 7 to me but I'm not good at the semiotics of PFM scoring

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't write the pitchfork review!

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

oh right Domb@l. my bad.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

well, let's not pretend 90% of the praise for the album isn't based on "i missed that sound" nostalgia

oh okay i guess one thing that doesn't particularly thrill me about this record is timbaland restriking some "essentially timbaland" notes (essentially what any review will pin as "middle eastern" sounding vocal samples or whatever); for instance i was pretty dispirited when i initially listened to "let the groove get in," before the chorus hit. but that's just it, a lot of the incidental things i dislike about this record are lifted away immediately, or transformed meaningfully, in the same song

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

this album is his george michael-esque "back to the basics of legit soul music" moment, right?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

not really, at least to me

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

massive flaws on this record: the anchorlessness of "mirrors" (identified by alfred), the rap on "pusher lover girl"

... eh, i mean after that, i just don't care, i enjoy getting lost in the sprawl, also i'm corny as fuck

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:36 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

i was pretty surprised that you hated mirrors so much, it's the corniest track on here! (and therefore best)

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

i like it well enough. he's aging gracefully at least!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

well i don't hate it as much now, but the chorus still feels directionless to me, and oh my god i hate that guitar sound

xpost

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

this album is his george michael-esque "back to the basics of legit soul music" moment, right?

on like two or three tracks, sure

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i don't see what's back to basics about "spaceship coupe" or "tunnel vision"

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

next album looks to be a listen w/o prejudice move. timberlake nowhere near as rockist/reverent/retro/hung up on being an 'artist'/touchy about being a himbo as george michael otoh timberlake nowhere near the singer george michael was ie. timberlake would never have the impulse to cover 'they won't go when i go' nor would he have the chops to pull it off if he did.

balls, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

I always thought it was funny how Ned and Dan P. used to stan for JC Chasez while making digs at JT

I stand by those judgments at the time -- and I freely admit I was incredibly irritated that in the context of a particular ILX culture that was one of the best places if not the best place for resisting older musical canons people were busy constructing a new one so much that if someone ventured a contrary opinion the result was often just as kneejerk as if you went into Jann Wenner's office and started puncturing some of his favorites.

Timberlake as someone with some sense of laughing at himself is his saving grace in my eyes, whatever impulse drives it. I'll always take someone who's at least a little self-aware. But just because he's become unavoidable over the years doesn't mean I have to suddenly go "Oh I take back everything" over someone who I STILL do not feel any stronger relevance or reverence towards. I've tried, and it ain't happening. Seriously, you want your poptimist messiah, you can have the guy.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

I just kinda felt like JT was better at conveying some additional charisma in his singing than JC. But I never really liked JC anyway so my argument might be deeply biased

might = is

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

re: the back to basics idea: even "pusher lover girl" is a lush curtis mayfield-ish thing pulled forward by the production. one thing i thought dombal correctly identified in the p4k review is that push-and-pull, where the references cycle from "retro" to "ten years ago" to "nowish"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

should add that i don't really have a grasp on what i mean by "nowish" in terms of what sounds are contained in this record

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not sure how much 'nowish' i hear tbh but that's a plus for me. silver lining of working w/ timbaland again was 'ok so it's probably not gonna be an edm move', that the final production is surprisingly solid is a bonus. curious what the singles are, nothing strikes me as obvious (which is probably a clear enough argument for this being inferior to fs/ls or justified i guess). interesting he makes his most r&b album at a time r&b has more trouble crossing over to pop than since before reagan was shot.

balls, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not sure how much 'nowish' i hear tbh but that's a plus for me

yeah, i was getting mislead by dombal's thesis ("It's then, it's now, it's the type of song that'll be around for a long while," which, oof).

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

mind you 'mirrors' is my worst case scenario of what timberlake-timbaland 2013 would sound like. i can vaguely understand why it's the second single, it sounds like a second single, it just sounds awful. on most of the album i think the weakness comes more from the songs than the production but man w/ 'mirrors' the weakness is just coming from all directions.

balls, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Yesterday I tried drawing battle lines as to which ILM contingent disliked the record but gave up

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 10:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the MORON contingent *contributes to meaningful discourse*

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Two notes:

For all the talk of the retro moves on this record, he quite intentionally undercuts every one of them with some tic that could only be modern in origin.

I've never really understood people who get all aggy about looser songwriting styles. A good percentage of my favorite records take that particular tack.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

otm & same

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

"looser songwriting style" is a compliment that JT doesn't deserve. These things are mostly grooveless or lack melodies that make me wanna listen more than two minutes.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

ehhhh @ "grooveless"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get aggy about looser songwriting styles. i'm just saying that on most of these songs the music does not merit the length and is a negative.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

Not much of a comparison but I'm listening to "(Not Just) Knee Deep." It's fifteen minutes long.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

my experience of this album is pretty much: begin listening to song that i mildly enjoy, drift off for what feels like 10 minutes, come to, wonder why the fuck that song is not only still happening but still has two minutes to go

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

like i said: dude is not exactly erykah badu here.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ erykah badu for lex's ref

balls, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

she does really long songs! and they are great!

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

song that i mildly enjoy

^^ certainly what I think about "Strawberry Bubblegum" and "Tunnel Vision."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

For me, the songs all feel much shorter than they are!

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

And these songs (except the last two, I guess) are hardly grooveless.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

I don't understand how so many people are trying to tell me a record that sounds so good is in fact awful.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

"tunnel vision" is prob the only one that really comes to life beyond vaguely pleasant groove that lasts several decades

"let the groove get in" and "don't hold the wall" do have good grooves but absolutely no development at all

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

it's not awful, it's just underdone and mediocre - on the terms in which it was puffed up it totally collapses though

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

clever of JT and Timbo to record a song called "Tunnel Vision" whose sound/conceit/arrangement approximates the experience of listening to it.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

"let the groove get in" has those weird house piano diversions! the second half is distinct from the first and is a p natural development!

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

i know lex, i'm just laughing that yr go to for 'epic jams' is erykah badu. much prefer the long tracks that wander off into some digression to the ones that just keep going (does anything here even attempt epic, except maybe 'mirrors'? fs/ls had some honest attempts at epics and 'cry me a river' actually managed to be an epic in under five minutes), might've been more palatable and more a call back to tradition if he had done 'strawberry bubblegum pt. 1 & pt. 2' etc., or if he had done some editing and cut back tracks to 4-5min than something like 'mirrors' might've come off like a forgiveable misstep instead of my beautiful dark 20/20 experience. i like the album but do agree as a failure it could've been more interesting, half finished songs blown up into meandering epics can still be inspired (hello marvin gaye).

balls, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

you people

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

Here, My Dear and In Our Lifetime had unexpected synth fills and always grooved, but I guess a groove will always be subjective.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

but, rev, do you still love us?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just laughing that yr go to for 'epic jams' is erykah badu

idg why it's funny :(

'cry me a river' actually managed to be an epic in under five minutes

RIGHT?

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

idg why it's funny :(

i laughed bc it's very you

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

the second half is distinct from the first

oh yes all these aimless non-song non-grooves all have much-vaunted "outros" that never quite have the impact they should because when they turn up i'm like...hang on but we're only just done with the intro where is the song

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

but, rev, do you still love us?

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

lol idk the first half of "let the groove get in" much as it seems a pure vamp coheres pretty easily into a song for me

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

the entire thing is just a vamp! it's a pretty good vamp. WHY IS IT EIGHT MINUTES LONG.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

again, the outros are actually the best part of the album

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

this jt album is way too long and directionless... *listens to goldenheart*

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

lol

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.fascsafety.org/buckle1.jpg

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

this jt album is way too long and directionless... *listens to goldenheart*

― 乒乓, Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WAHAHAHHA

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

hyuk hyuk hyuk aren't you all amusing

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

IT COULD WORK THE OTHER WAY ROUND FYI

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

again, the outros are actually the best part of the album

also how is this a compliment

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

outros are ppl too

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

was talking to maura about this record earlier today and she characterized the outros (which she finds too numerous and long) as "funhouse mirror interpretations" which otm

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

in fact, it's rockist if i may say so, to value canonical song-parts like choruses and verses over outros

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

"funhouse mirror interpretations" which otm

in the stooges sense!

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

go tell that to someone who was saying that

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

i just told u

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

also how is this a compliment

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 5:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

because it refutes the myth that they're aimless/unnecessary

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

i think "the outros are the best part" totally makes sense as a compliment bc the outros take the songs to complicated and distinct and surprising places

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

i just told u

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 9:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wasn't saying that

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

do you have short term memory loss?

again, the outros are actually the best part of the album

also how is this a compliment

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 4:03 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

if it can't be a compliment, then the outros being the best part surely must be a flaw

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

"the outro is the best part" implies that the main bit of the song is not as good

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

thread is starting to look like funhouse mirror

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

every song has a best part

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

tunnel vision itt

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Sprawl seems kinda MBDTF influenced but a little more purposeful.

Heez, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

i have had no compulsion whatsoever to ever hear this album again

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

have you heard "like i love you"? it's a good song.

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, March 19, 2013 10:22 AM Bookmark

I'd like to point out for the official record that the outro of "Like I Love You" is the best part.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

An outro is the butt of a song so it's a compliment just like sayin damn look@the caboose on that timberlake song

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

Timberlake's caboose is pretty damn tight these days imo

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

mmhmmm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

just starting the album, pusher love girl is pretty nice

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

He's got an outro that just won't quit

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

a strange man asks you if you saw the outro on that one

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

it's weird that the length of the songs and intro/outros is such a big discussion point, since FutureSex had several songs in the 6-7 minute range and lots of outros and transitions, only real difference being they were denoted in the tracklist. this seems like just a mild and totally unsurprising step further in that direction.

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

fs/ls had two songs out of twelve over seven minutes, 20/20 has seven out of ten over seven minutes. the combined run time of the first two singles from fs/ls was only thirty three seconds longer than the run time for 'mirrors' alone.

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

how many blockbuster pop albums of the past decade have multiple 7-minute songs though? FS/LS was already notable for lengthy song/suites is all i'm saying.

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

and if you change it to 6-7 minute range it becomes 3 out of 12 for fs/ls (25%), 8 out of 10 for 20/20 (80%); this is w/ interludes/preludes/quaaludes folded in to fs/ls runtimes.

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 06:35 (eleven years ago) link

difference between two big epic attempts that possibly require/warrant long running time vs nearly every song drags on forever (if i asked you two longest songs on fs/ls the answers pretty easy to guess, whereas w/ 20/20 even 'blue ocean floor' goes long for whatever reason), even if there isn't a gesture toward epic. cf appetite for destruction vs use yr illusion, late registration vs mbdtf, though tbf the culprit doesn't seem to be cocaine or even ambition here, this feels more like the average runtimes on michael jackson tracks get longer each album, though to be fair to mj this is occurring w/ introduction of cds and it never gets as crazy out of hand as it has here.

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link

it would be more interesting if this was JT's coke album rather than JT's brand-shoring, reverential and essentially uncreative crit-baiting move

no one complained about the FS/LS songs' length because it served the songs really well - each of the interludes is a narrative or sonic twist on the "main" song. on 20/20 it's just like oh you switched up the beat slightly and the song still has 2 minutes left to run, even the outros outstay their welcome! like cf terius switching up the beat of "fancy" at the last minute but ONLY FOR THIRTY SECONDS before the song ended and how amazing that was. or indeed "fancy" as a song which used every single bit of its epic length to incredible effect

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, these songs go on incessantly with fairly weak timbo outros. The core of most of the tracks are solid enough that I don't really care though.

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 08:10 (eleven years ago) link

each of the interludes is a narrative or sonic twist on the "main" song

to me this is an apt description of the 20/20 interludes except for maybe "pusher lover girl" and "don't hold the wall"

outros on futuresex are exactly "switched up the beat slightly and the song still has 2 minutes left to run," on both "lovestoned" and "what goes around," they also manage to be a narrative or sonic twist on the main song

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

new theory

outro=butt
chorus=boobs
verse= V or P depending on gender of the song

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

new theory

outro=butt
chorus=boobs
verse= V or P depending on gender of the song

― ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:23 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Every song needs three things"

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

I haven't read the whole thread so idk if this has been floated already -but is it just me or does Spaceship Coupe sound like a 2:30AM song (ie the Samberg/timberlake duo)

I've listened to it a few times now and I'm convinced it was a discarded sketch that he dug up and sung straight

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

I have listened to the album a few times now and although there are many parts I still have to work out I like it a lot overall.
the grooves, sounds, ambiances and feels are good.
"let the groove get in" is a monster and in my head a lot (and I even find the mood of "Ocean" beautiful !).
the whole thing will certainly grow on me but for now it's already MUCH BETTER than I expected from JT, 7 years after FS/LS.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

Excellent video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZE_IRwLNI

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

still doesn't make the song any better

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

wow i like this a lot!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

floria sigismondi going full-lynch, it's pretty compelling

jt's dance routine at the end is goofy as hell but endearingly so

nearly makes me like the song

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

"new theory

outro=butt
chorus=boobs
verse= V or P depending on gender of the song"

you know what this justin timberlake critical reception needed, MORE SEXISM

katherine, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

the dance routine is def a little corny but I like the old-timey nostalgia-ness of it, like an awkward Astaire reference. It comes from a nice place

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

and I like the song!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

katherine my dumb internet jokes hardly constitute any part of this album's critical reception. sorry for the post.

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

now yr an ass, tee hee :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

i prefer the term "outro"

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

irl lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

The structurelessness of these songs is being *way* overstated, but that's not to say most of them would lose much from having three minutes lopped off the end. If anything they're not freaky enough to justify the length. I wonder if Timbaland is part of the problem here, maybe Justin would have benefited from taking '4' as his cue and going further down the live instrumentation route. It certainly would have suited a fair few of these songs.

That said, I enjoyed this on first listen, although Mirrors and especially Blue Ocean Floor are pretty insipid. The run from Strawberry Bubblegum through to Let The Groove Get In sounded best. It's not a disaster, but there aren't many wow moments either.

Compare and contrast with the last Beyonce album though and it just feels like Justin is (musically at least) fluffing his lines when it comes to being a global blockbuster pop star. FutureSex/LoveSounds got maybe 2/3rds of the way towards what he was trying to achieve, this one manages less than that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

katherine st asaph nailing it again

http://www.mtvhive.com/2013/03/20/justin-timberlake-20-20-experience/

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

His wife's not inspiring enough? What the fuck kind of criticism even is that?

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

damn good criticism imo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Half the things people say are wrong with this record I don't even hear or are just patently wrongheaded and most of the rest of its supposedly flaws don't bother me. I feel like so many people are grasping at straws to damn this record it's ridiculous.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

it's better criticism than the empty "o we are so in awe of your classy vibes" encomiums about it

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

no one needs to grasp at straws to damn this album, the list of things wrong with it is as long as it feels

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

i think that's a gr8 review but before i proceed i would be interested in katherine's take on robin thicke if available

reason i ask is cos the lyric dissection (and subsequent conclusion) imo rather rests on the unspoken understanding of charm in delivery via persona moreso than their value as lines in themselves; jt's always been cheesy on paper so it's not really quite the right vector to attack this album with i'd say

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

i def didn't know what encomium means

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

my favourite terrible JT lyric will always be "you're out of this world except you're not green"

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

haha on that we can agree, at least.

wait does "katherine" here = kt st. a?

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

the lyrics on 20/20 are pretty bad but they didn't really bother me except "spaceship coupe" and also the horrifying way the metaphor of "strawberry bubblegum" gradually dawns on you and then reaches its grimly inevitable "blueberry lollipop" conclusion

otherwise they pretty much blur into the blah of the songs, whatever

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

yep

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

my favourite terrible JT lyric will always be "you're out of this world except you're not green"

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 6:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

oh god there's so so many of them

on bubba sparxxx's "hootenanny" he says "i could go #1 ten times" and idk how you sing that line without immediately thinking about piss

or the entirety of his "i can't believe it remix" -- stupid lyrics are kinda the point of that song, but still

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah the image of justin timberlake with a blue dick is a regrettable one

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

JT's lyrics have been bad more often than they've been good and I generally just ignore them.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

on bubba sparxxx's "hootenanny" he says "i could go #1 ten times" and idk how you sing that line without immediately thinking about piss

i have actually never thought this. THX J0RDAN -_-

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

I don't care for the biographical glossing but it's one of my favorite negative reviews (the cursive line is a scream).

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

even "walkin' on the beach our toes in the sand" is silly. Where else would your toes be?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

JT's lyrics have been bad more often than they've been good and I generally just ignore them.

yep

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

you can get pebble beaches

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

I've been trying to lalalala in my head through the strawberry bubblegum metaphor but it doesn't work and ugggh

I like the song but RUINED 4 eva

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

generally I like him when his natural dorkiness ("She's freaky and she knows it!") overcomes his hamfisted attempts at suavity.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

I mean he's got a song with the hook DAMN GIRL DAMN GIRL DAMN GIRL

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

that also features will.i.am

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

it worked for Shaggy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

did it?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

my favorite timberlake lyrics are all on "shades"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

xpost well, okay no

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

and i agree with alfred about how his dorkiness overcoming his hamfistedness = his strongest lyrical moments, but i don't mind the pure hamfisted suave bro either; it doesn't exactly get in the way

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

it's a dialectic, right? He's a believable suave fuck cuz he's a dork.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

lmao @ blueberry lollipop http://i.imgur.com/l6bFsnS.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

I like the album; don't LOVE it...but I think it's mostly because it wants to slip into the background all the time. It's a lot less attention-grabbing than I expected.

also I've been listening to Miguel for like 2 weeks straight and so poor JT def suffers in comparison to that.

but there's some nice high spots. I like the way the first 2 tracks work together.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

the guy also wrote a complaint in song about us bitching about the ice around his neck

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

i think maybe an ultimate failure of "suit & tie" is that rap verses on timberlake singles (clipse, t.i.) have been smooth in a real and effective way ("at the mall kids ask how the chain glow / point at her say, wow that's the same glow / point to me, i say yeah that's the same dough") which helps play up timberlake's endearing goofiness. jay-z is just as bumbling on "suit & tie" tho.

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

blueberry lollipop
me = gasface

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

Yep. Nothing worse than a purported suave dude not noticing the mud puddle.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

revisited the "suit & tie" video today and it's way appropriate that jay's performing his verse while sitting down, like guy is gonna straight up nap at any time during this verse

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

"get out your seat, hov"

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

h to the zzzzz o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

He's a believable suave fuck cuz he's a dork.

word

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

i think maybe an ultimate failure of "suit & tie" is that rap verses on timberlake singles (clipse, t.i.) have been smooth in a real and effective way ("at the mall kids ask how the chain glow / point at her say, wow that's the same glow / point to me, i say yeah that's the same dough") which helps play up timberlake's endearing goofiness. jay-z is just as bumbling on "suit & tie" tho.

― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, March 20, 2013 6:24 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

hah I kind of hear an inverse - like jay is rapping "this is truffle season / time for tuxedos for no reason", tryna deliver a real michelin 3-star verse, but jt is singing "so thick i now know why they call it a fatty"

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

has jay had a good verse on like anything in years? i can't really remember one

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

he has a handful of genuinely good verses on 'watch the throne'

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

his stuff on "otis", "niggas in paris" and "gotta have it" is all pretty great

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

uggghhh that fatty line

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

xp wellllllll.....

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

i think jay's awesome on "suit and tie"

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

^

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

"wait does "katherine" here = kt st. a?"

yeah that's me. so:

- re: the biographical criticism stuff, probably could've gone into more detail on that (but it was toward the end and I'd already blown way, way past my word count). the thing is I've read a lot of reviews with tossed-off statements like "you can really sense how happy Justin Timberlake is after marrying Jessica Biel, this album is like a wedding gift" (no shots, I'm paraphrasing, I've read so many reviews I've forgotten who wrote what), and it seems... weirdly hollow. like, I kind of feel like if you did a side-by-side comparison of the amount critics cared about Justin Timberlake's marriage to Jessica Biel, or really about Jessica Biel at all, before and after this album, the bar graph would be pretty skewed.

I can see why they're in there, though; the album's pretty clearly trying to do the thing where the artist bakes whatever biographical details are available into the album, as branding (sigh) and to give it more oomph (more gravitas or more buzziness, depending on who it is; compare this to, say, Unapologetic. same idea, different outcomes.) take Beyonce's recent... thing; the only way it works is if you care about Beyonce as a public figure and her marriage to Jay-Z as a public thing, otherwise a line like "don't think I'm just his little wife" comes off like, I dunno, a chopped-and-screwed Nellie McKay song? and I think Timberlake's trying to do the same thing, but just taking it as a given that his marriage is a Sufficently Big Deal to elevate hismaterial. on "Mirrors," say, the difference between "self-indulgent and weirdly narcissistic song supposedly about love" and "paean to Justin Timberlake's newlywed bliss" is primarily whether you accept that biographical criticism.

- re: lyrics: I pretty consistently care more about them than most people, but even so the ones here are so bad they fall right past "ignorable" to "so bad they're actively distracting and break whatever spell might've happened." (it's not a coincidence that "Cry Me a River" and "What Goes Around" get so much praise; they're the ones without any stupid shit.) and again, if this is supposed to be a happy-marriage album it should, at minimum, evoke a marriage one might like to be in? right?

- re: robin thicke, I don't really have a strong opinion either way (haven't heard the new song); he exists, he's getting probably the right level of praise for what he does, good for him

katherine, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

I kind of feel like if you did a side-by-side comparison of the amount critics cared about Justin Timberlake's marriage to Jessica Biel, or really about Jessica Biel at all, before and after this album, the bar graph would be pretty skewed.

otom

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

*otm rather

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

i honestly am still not 100% sure who jessica biel is or what she has been in or what she looks like

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

she's known for the wb

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

she was in stealth

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

she's known for not being the actress you think she is when you hear her name

(in my experience, anyway)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

she played lt. kara wade in stealth

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

or, actually, better (and blindingly obvious) example: "Cry Me a River" got so big in part because people thought "holy shit, this is about Britney Spears." it's a good song, but if you're a pop artist the difference between a good song and a classic song is often decided by stuff like that.

katherine, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

sam shepard played capt. george cummings in stealth, does that help lex?

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

lol balls

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

on my first listen to 20/20 i did wonder whether "this is a love album for my wife" would be a more palatable angle than "this album signifies my return to my first love...MUSIC" but by my second listen i didn't care

never even heard of stealth or the wb :/

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

lol. well to be more specific she was on seventh heaven, a show on the wb , like dawsons creek & c

乒乓, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

i guess what i'm trying to (perhaps thwartedly) say is bad lyrics can and often are carried off with a degree of panache and that panache gets right to the heart of jt's essential appeal - what this album gambles big on. it's totally not a question of ignorable and i would v much dispute the implication jt's popular acceptance is based on his most sensible cuts as stated ('what goes', 'cmar')

thicke comparison can be disregarded now since he totally just faced me

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

haven't/won't read any reviews of this but could imagine any 'o he's married' angle to new album beyond lazy auteurism/rockism (i mean ppl do these bio heavy readings if the angle even remotely presents itself)(ray of light, blood on the tracks, taylor swift) being he sounds relaxed, happy, newlywed. album the sound more of a guy bringing home wife flowers or emailing her on a shoot than desperate single looking to bed some girl at the club or throw shade at some girl at the club he bedded last week.

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

Flowerzsex/Lovetulipz

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

I just don't think JT has that kind of panache, though. showmanship, sure, but he's more believable when he's trying to be a bit of a lech. (obviously I'm in the minority generally on this point.)

katherine, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

urgent and key

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z9VOS3CnYQ

totally changed the way i hear 'i'm on a beach' or whatever.

balls, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

tbf the only genre where 'i'm happy, married, let's stay in and watch scandal' consistently yields more compelling results than 'i'm horny, single, let's go out and try to nail some chick that looks like kerry washington in the right light' is country music, even w/ grown ass adults r&b it's a 50/50 proposition. pop music (and as much as this is pretty r&b for timberlake and very r&b for a pop artist in 2013 this is still a pop record, at least as much as faith was, more so than bedtime stories) can very very very rarely have someone even attempt it, nevermind pull it off (madonna looked like she might but she freaked out over a wrinkle or something one day and we've had her + timberlake or her + nicki ever since, she's turned into lauren hutton in once bitten).

balls, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

But Justin Timberlake is that kind of star where his brand and his person and his art melts together. Like, his life is part of his album, which is in some way just an excuse to go on SNL and Fallon and to tour. A pseuso-biographical reading is def okay, since the album is about JT the star anyway. It's a weird star-thing... It's like... it's perhaps a bit like The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance: In some ways James Stewart and John Wayne are way too old to play their characters, but them playing these roles mean a lot because of all the baggage they have from earlier. Like, some people have a star-brand, and how they handle that brand is a big bart of what their stuff is all about.

Sorry, if it's a bit confused, but I'm slightly drunk.

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

Reverend = OTM; Lex = (uncharacteristically) OFFTM. Dunno why - can I preemptively predict that Lex will hate the Knife album?

the so-called socialista (dowd), Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

Feel like it's pretty easy to ignore (or not be aware in the first place) that this is his marriage record, tbh.
I never dig deep on JT lyrics (why bother?) and these don't seem any different from whatever he was singing on the first two albums.

Who's hyped about framing this as a "real" album about "adult marriage" anyway? JT or journos? I haven't seen any interviews w JT (again...why bother?), but a lot of the reviews mention Biel and his bid for being taken seriously (via long songs).

Listening to it, I just don't hear it as a bid for "authentic importance" or as a love letter to J Biel... seems a fun pop trifle like the others. Maybe I'm missing something?

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

songs too long to be trifles

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

trifle has nothing to do with song length though.

there are a million trifles by *pick your pop singer* that are twice as long as "important" songs by *pick your acknowledged cultural music hero*.

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

trifle season!

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Thursday, 21 March 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

let's get timberlake's stance on it:

"When we were making the record I said, 'If Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin can do 10-minute songs and Queen can do 10-minute songs then why can't we?' We'll figure out the radio edits later.''

katherine, Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

wow. that's pretty goofy.

ah well!

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

Is that supposed to be damning? My opinion of those bands ranges from love to, at worst, ambivalence, none of which has any bearing on this album. What he's doing isn't really in any way similar to what those bands were up to, in spite of what he says. And since when is an artist the most reliable person to critique their own work?

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

Song lengths weren't a thing for me.

Look at the length of the tracks on Prince's 1999... (also, if you wanna talk about outros)

And, I don't know, the first track on Songs in the Key of Life is over 7 minutes long, and final track is over 8 minutes.

Now this ain't one of those albums but I don't know, I felt what he was going for.

Popture, Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/289889/intentional-fallacy

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

tbh i'm still not even sure if you need to hear this album as being about his marriage; everybody itt sort of acknowledges that JT is a horrible lyricist and that, maybe CMAR aside, we didn't really enjoy his songs for his lyrical content. with bey it's def different, right, especially because her vocal performance is front and center of every song and she explicitly addresses her haters! but I don't really hear JT doing anything at all similar. the echo chamber w/r/t his marriage in the press around this album seems more the product of laziness/trying to meet wordcounts before rushing off to review the bowie album. idk.

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

what was the biographical subtext of FS/LS? was there one. did JT get a time machine

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

No, it's not different for bey, because we don't judge her songs by assuming her intent or purpose.

Popture, Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

there isn't really any echo chamber around JT's marriage? it wasn't part of the marketing angle or promo blurbs. it's arisen because this album is full of quite devotional, comfortable love songs

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

like it's about the only recurring angle based on the actual music

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

"When we were making the record I said, 'If Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin can do 10-minute songs and Queen can do 10-minute songs then why can't we?' We'll figure out the radio edits later.''

also, while rev otm that who cares what artists say, this is relevant because it bolsters the argument that JT wants to do 10-minute songs because he thinks that's what you do to be a credible canonical artist, not because the songs demand it. or as katherine put it so concisely and correctly in her review - "It’s runtime solely as conspicuous consumption — and as rockist cred"

operative word is SOLELY - his intentions wouldn't matter if the songs benefited from this decision but they.just.don't.at.all.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

I don't see Tunnel Vision or Let The Groove Get In or Don't Hold The Wall being any more devotional or comfortable than Lovestoned or Summer Love or whatever.

Plus, FS/LV has 4 songs w love in the title vs 20's 1. Settled.

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

well an album can be full of love songs without requiring critics to then make the leap to saying 'oh they must be about his marriage!!' but critics did

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

and rihanna can make an album full of songs about dangerous doomed love featuring chris brown without requiring people to assume "oh they must be about her relationship" i guess, idk biographical criticism is dodgy ground but the sotosian line of considering it irrelevant at all times is equally dubious imo

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

what was the biographical subtext of FS/LS? was there one. did JT get a time machine

about having sex in the future

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

I just don't hear anything in these lyrics that wasn't already there before. Same vague platitudes you'd get on lots of pop albums.
What leads you to imagine an autobiographical slant?

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

for sure! i think it's a useful angle to take at times, but at other times criticism from that angle feels for a lack of effervescence, as it does here. i don't subscribe to the strong position of the intentional fallacy btw. i do think that it's a deceptively comfortable position to take w/r/t tons of art, where youre like, well i dont quite know how to verbalize my reaction to the art itself... so let me talk about the artist and her life for 500 words!! i can wikipedia that. and people can relate, it'll be a human interest story.

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

yes, the "Access Hollywood" approach to art, which is reductive and almost always goes with calling the artist by first name

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, how is a song with the word 'groove' in the title intentional too long in some elaborate attempt at rockist canonization rather than being just, you know, wanting to jam for as long as they wanted because who's going to stop them?

Popture, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

hell if I could I'd call Prince "Nelson."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

the thing is most (good) reviews of both rihanna and JT albums talked about the bio stuff for a bit and ALSO talked about the general positioning and ALSO crucially talked about the music quite a lot (as katherine did), so acting like everyone's just lazily landing on the gossip angle for clicks is just...did you even read it

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

ha – I said katherine's article was one of my favorites for precisely that reason

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

yes, and I pointed out what I didn't agree with! what are you angry about, lex

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

yes, the "Access Hollywood" approach to art, which is reductive and almost always goes with calling the artist by first name

it's just as reductive to pretend you can divorce the music and personal lives of most big pop artists, especially now, when their private lives are as much a part of their brand as the clothes they wear or the music they make,

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not angry, i'm vaguely irritated at your perennial habit of twisting the stuff you criticise into something that it's not so your own case is stronger (which you just did again by calling me angry)

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit I realized I am the only person to do have ever done that on ILX

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

Bowie's not a Big Pop Artist anymore but this review is exactly the kind of let's say formalist take that works and doesn't even mention biography.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

you are definitely not the only person to do that

xp

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

alfred would you seriously review, say, "nobody's business" by rihanna ft. chris brown without once mentioning biography. like really? it's totally irrelevant? you gotta be formalist at all times? the artists' lives have no bearing on how that song was released and received by fans?

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

it might be irrelevant to YOU and that's fine & dandy but that's just an ivory tower position

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

You're stacking the deck in that case, but, yes, I'd allude to their, er, fraught relationship – in the same way that I'd mention George Jones and Tammy Wynette's or Tim McGraw and Faith Hill's. I object, though, to dismissing Brown because he's an asshole. He's an asshole who makes dull or worse music. If I liked the material, then we're in Lou Reed territory.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

You could argue the Rih track is begging for that kinda reading though, no?

I just don't see anything lyrically that references how ppl view JT and JB on his record.

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link

formalist, new criticism angles are just another tool in the critic's toolbox! like authorial intent. choose the one that makes the record jump and twitch for you. no need to be a martinet about these things.

乒乓, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

I think formalism can be overly dry, but I also could have done without the decade of Depeche Mode reviews that were only about Dave Gahan's herion addiction.

Part of me also suspects that a bunch of this is a reaction to this is a pop album and bio is tabloid and marriage rather than say... Ian Curtis died, should I mention that in this review of.. hey what's their new band called?

Popture, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

Bowie's not a Big Pop Artist anymore but this review is exactly the kind of let's say formalist take that works and doesn't even mention biography.

That's because a) even people who like Bowie don't care about his personal life in 2013 and b) he's so established that there's no point in raking over old ground. Writing about Bowie in the 70s without mentioning any biographical detail strikes me as faintly ridiculous though.

I agree that Justin's marriage is not particularly interesting though. Did we bang on endlessly about Cameron Diaz when FutureSex/LoveSounds came out? I can't remember.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

but no one is actually banging on about his marriage apart from the people yelling about how we shouldn't imagine it

it's been mentioned tangentially in a few reviews, and in fact, perhaps surprisingly, was not part of the marketing blurb

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

ok.

let's go back to talking about the long songs then. ;)

mr.raffles, Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Did we bang on endlessly about Cameron Diaz when FutureSex/LoveSounds came out? I can't remember.

I remember thinking "oh he wants to marry her" when I heard "My Love" and then they broke up

Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

Big sales.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

alfred is your position actually that biography = irrelevant? i personally think biographical readings tend to be boring and lazy; katherine's isn't bc it identifies it as a narrative through which the album fails

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

Again, I said yesterday that katherine's review is my favorite of the pans.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

My position is that I hesitate before alluding to biography.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah i was just trying to clarify your position and then also figure out my own

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

I don't really see the point in focusing on the bio of the artist, especially in the case of a pop star like JT where it's not like he's got a particularly interesting life or part in History with capital "H"...
and anyway, in any form of art, I don't care about the author's life, personality, etc (the old debate about the artist/the art, especially in cases like Celine, etc).
for me, only the art matters.
most of the times I don't know anything about the personal life of the artists.
and if for some reason I get particularly interested in the artist I can dig up to know more about him/her but that's something else.
anyway, back to 20/20, I can totally enjoy it without knowing/caring whatsoever about the context of its creation...
it's only popmusic (and I like it) !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 21 March 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

This thread is bringing back fond memories of all the times I've argued with Alfred about the relevance of biography.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

normally I don't like focusing on the bio of an artist (or writer, filmmaker, whatever), and it results in a lot of bullshit generally and distraction from what artists are really doing, but with celebrities (which Justin is) you almost have to -- to a certain extent -- because they do.

katherine, Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm reading one on Isherwood now!

xpost

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

Four or five spins later: i can't get with Suit and Tie or Spaceship Coupe or Mirrors or Blue Ocean Floor but the rest of the album is loads of fun, fuck tha haters

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

you named like half the album

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really see how this album can be viewed through any lens but marriage, but that's just me. the fact that it's to a famous actress is irrelevant tho, there's nothing interesting about their relationship.

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

The arrangements (esp the vocals) are amazing and gorgeous. I think that's where "Mirrors" (too stiff and bombastic) and "Blue Ocean Floor" (too bare) fall down by comparison to the rest of the record.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Thursday, 21 March 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

i named like 40% of the album; the six other tracks are quite good and some of them are excellent
so a more reasonable title might be 20/260 Vision

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

But I love how the bombasticness of Mirror collapses in the quite lovely outro. I really think that song is made better by it's length.

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

the more I listen to the album, the more I like it.
I know (almost) everybody finds it awful but I think "blue ocean" might be the most moving song he's done yet !
simple and beautiful.
obviously this album can't be compared to the previous ones as far as "hits" are concerned but as an album I think it's my favorite, now.
it's very smooth.

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 22 March 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

as bad as i feel for janet for the bs surrounding the super bowl incident but the cw that's arisen that it's responsible for killing her career is somewhat off imo - her career needed a defibrillator at that point already, the incident just made a true comeback that much more difficult (madonna might've been able to spin it, but someone like janet was never gonna be able to as the following months proved). i'm not sure how much damita jo (which came out a couple of months later anyway) would've been a hit under the best of circumstances. she was nearly 40 and this wasn't the 80s when the radio had plenty of time for middle aged folk. i remember at the time wondering if timberlake's reaction (which was pretty understandable - survival's the first instinct - and if he didn't 'defend' her or whatever he didn't exactly throw her under the bus entirely) would have any serious negative impact for him, it might've helped him that it came in a down point in the cycle for him post-justified and pre-fs/ls. have just been assuming he's a likely super bowl performer (though it being in new jersey next year probably = bon jovi right?), i guess it's possible his attachment to that incident would cause the league to block him though considering they didn't blink at the outrage over beyonce's performance this year i think they've moved on as well.

balls, Friday, 22 March 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

One can argue that Jackson was in the beginning of a career decline that no wardrobe malfunction would have decelerated and still think he cut his losses pretty ruthlessly.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

it ain't show friends

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

but how quickly one dismisses T-Lake depends on how much you think he sucks already (I don't).

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

I really really don't think JT was clearly paying attention to channel orange, though. nothing here is even remotely like channel orange. (not even Blue Ocean Floor!)

katherine, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

Don't know if I buy that Janet's career needed a defibrillator at that point. My opinions aside on what All For You would go on to represent for her later period musical output, it was at the time a well-received album critically and commercially and the singles did very well for the most part, so it seems odd to say her career was in need of resuscitation following that album. I don't think it's a coincidence that she went from having three top 5 hits with tons of radio support to having all the singles from Damita Jo save for one failing to even chart on the Hot 100 and received very limited radio support, especially when the only thing to happen between these two album releases was the Superbowl incident. The first single from Damita Jo was even released the very next day after the Superbowl, so I think it's fair to say it had a serious negative effect.

Greer, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I don't like how CO has become a shorthand for "long electronic introspective music."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i wasn't on board w/ jt immediately, i always favored bsb plus i remember him kissing and telling about britney on stern and was offended (reminded me of the kennedy quote about nixon: 'no class'), think it took til the third hearing of 'like i love you' to buy in. dude shot an awful movie in town here a year or so ago - everyone i know who dealt w/ him had nothing but good things to say about him and he gave the record store i used to work at a shoutout on twitter so totally believe dude really is a bro. at the same time have always wished he could sing half as well as usher.

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure if you said, "Hey, bro, I love you but you're no Usher" he'd agree and wouldn't look like Nixon thanking Ike for something.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

Have to agree with the linked piece in that the urgency with which some folks are eager to crown him is a bit...disquieting. Especially the weird postracial warm and fuzzies feeling he apparently inspires in those who feel compelled to write about him so breathlessly. Rolling Stone had already crowned him new king of pop in 2003 when he only had Justified under his belt. But clever marketing is a hell of a drug.

Greer, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

damita jo still went platinum (which is fucking amazing tbh), all for you had crazy promotional muscle behind it and only went double platinum, following up the velvet rope which with even more promotional muscle (SIX videos) only went triple platinum - half of what janet and rhythm nation sold (a damn shame as velvet rope might be her best album). i could buy that the super bowl incident caused the label to cut their losses earlier than they might've otherwise, but arguably so did her failing to recover (she didn't do snl til april) or her career already on a downward slope or just yknow she was middle aged in a market that had very little time for middle aged artists. also yknow damita jo was her weakest post-control album by far at that point.

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

rolling stone declared rock back on the basis of the vines first album

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

it's funny when there was that questlove quote about timberlake not doing like mj hooking up w/ teddy riley and sticking w/ his 'quincy' in timbaland instead of working w/ say diplo i blanched at the thought of timberlake working w/ diplo and then remembered o right i fucking loved 'climax'. but timberlake couldn't pull off 'climax'.

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

JT just seems like an avatar for 30somethings who miss when chart pop USED to be cool and can't be bothered to figure out if there have been any worthwhile producers since the heyday of Tim/Neptunes

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

I just caught a bit of the album release special on the CW and JT gave me a vibe of... edward norton

乒乓, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

at his dorkiest he gives me a Norton vibe. From "The Honeymooners."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsiIPY_vzFU

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

I didnt ask for it

乒乓, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

i miss edward norton

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

what is coke snortin'

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

well played

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

o man remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbaW0HZ_Qy8

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

the era when actors boasted Clinton hair.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

this didn't actually happen but i'm gonna just outright lie here and say that griel marcus did a riff on norton's character in primal fear as a clinton analogue in a real life top ten from back then.

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

you could've brought Greil Marcus a chocolate brownie in the shape of Willa Cather and he would've seen Bill Clinton.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

anybody read his doors book? lex you read that thing?

balls, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

Cather's?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone heard "Mirrors" on the radio yet? 2nd single and it's hanging out in the twenties on the Hot 100. I think it really works as a single through after the five-minute mark (which is pretty awesome), but not really with the three minute or so coda.

timellison, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

"Suit & Tie" has kinda surprisingly turned out to have some legs on radio so i think it'll be at least a month or two before "Mirrors" really gets heavy airplay

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

S&T has been "Adorn"-like down here in how quietly it's become omnipresent.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

bite your tongue

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

"Mirrors" is really well-written. There are only two verses! And then three times through the chorus, but the thing is fifty seconds long!

Love that they pull off doing the third time through the chorus with the instrument dropouts and the handclaps. And the "whoa-oa" background vocal is from some Buggles song and maybe some other '80s song.

timellison, Saturday, 23 March 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

bite your tongue

― Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude),

point your toes

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

A+

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 March 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Wonder if Trevor Horn has heard it yet.

timellison, Saturday, 23 March 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

Checked and the Buggles song is "Elstree."

timellison, Saturday, 23 March 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

kinda diggin' this Justin Timberlake is the personal representative of Dr. Yakub on Earth interp tbh

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Saturday, 23 March 2013 06:31 (eleven years ago) link

I do feel obligated to say that Damita Jo is kinda underrated and had some jams tho

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Saturday, 23 March 2013 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god I've just noticed the squishy mouth noises on Strawberry Bubblegum. Like at least Beyonce had the good grace to let Kanye shit all over what was already the worst track on 4, but Strawberry Bubblegum is sonically gorgeous and just ruined by so many 'eww god no' moments.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

looking more and more like JT's New Jersey.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

Tbf strawberry bounce. >>>>>>> strawberry bubblegum

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Just to add to what I said last night, if "Mirrors" was 5:30 and ended after that awesome coda, I think it's classic songwriting (verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus) and it IS anchored by that sixteen-line, fifty second chorus.

Also like the repeating second half of the verse, how it's contrasting like it's a section unto itself and is a refrain of its own (especially the way it starts with that "pocket full of soap" line), as though the chorus didn't already provide enough repeating hooks.

timellison, Saturday, 23 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

"mirrors" is #1 in the UK

music television is caning the brit awards performance, a maximalist one of strain & effort & punchiness besides which the og sounds like ambient chillout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXtEnURrlBY

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol tf with that pedestrian beat on mirrors

fauxmarc, Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, mirrors strikes me as the most generic and boring cut on the album, like he needed to put in one bruno mars-ish track to stay down with the kids and this was it

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

midtempo power ballads are really the new threat to everything

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

I want to agree that Bruno Mars proved that middling New Wave "homages" are a threat. Be afraid of Trey Songz trying his own "New World Man."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

that=but

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Live performance just emphasizes how over the top that thing is imo.

timellison, Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure what the trend I'm describing has to do with new wave. If anything, "Locked Out of Heaven" is the one big Bruno Mars hit that circumvents that issue. And MMTS has already fell victim to the power ballad trend. This is has been on the radio here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foZLo_sSnkk

It just feels like this is replacing EDM-pop as the standard default-to.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

ha I was just making a crack. Thin-voiced crooners doing New Wave would force me to swim out to sea in the hopes of being attacked by sharks.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

after about ten listens, i've boiled this down to Pusher Love Girl/Tunnel Vision/Let the Groove Get In
and 2 minutes apiece of Don't Hold the Wall/That Girl + the coda on Strawberry Bubblegum
that's a solid 30 minute EP and enough for me to rep for this IMO

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

i think the songs i like all are based around casiotone presets!

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

Thin-voiced crooners

Like Smokey Robinson or Al Green?

timellison, Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

yes exactly like Smokey and Al Green.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know why anyone would attribute "Mirrors" to the influence/competition of Bruno Mars when it sounds EXACTLY like hits from Justin's previous albums

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

idk it fits very neatly into this post-adele karaoke reality tv moment whereby the mid-tempo power ballad is the perfect form for belting it out while packing in sentimentality, all retro'd up

don't call it a cloud rap i've been high for years (zvookster), Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

it's not really a power ballad? shipz otm i don't feel like it has anything to do with "this moment" at all

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i mean i listen to Bruno's "When I Was Your Man" and Rihanna's "Stay" and i think the label DEFINITELY had visions of "Someone Like You" when they released them as singles. i don't think "Mirrors" or much of anything on this album couldn't have been written 5 years ago.

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

that's kind of my theory about long-gestating albums -- usually when someone takes 5+ years to follow-up a record, the result isn't really any more of an aesthetic leap from the previous record than if they'd just cranked it out in 2 years

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Saturday, 23 March 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

mirrors doesn't remind me of old JT in any way but i may just have mentally skipped over anything that sounded like that at the time? got a comparison track there?

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

The way the chorus starts - that's classic power ballad sound.

timellison, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg

乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

mirrors sounds absolutely nothing like any of Justin's old hits and I am actually confused as to how anyone even hears that

katherine, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

it doesn't resemble "What Goes Around" or "Cry Me A River" to you guys at all?

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

I think you are being sarcastic maybe? It does not sound even a little like either of those songs to me.

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

not being sarcastic at all!

Stephen Thomas Duttywine (some dude), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

Huh. Ok then, we are hearing it different then.

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

"then"

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

i'm with ship

乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

all three move like they're on rails, inexorably towards a conclusion

乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

"Mirrors" is on a cattle car burdened with cow manure though.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

the production to me is very 00's boy band stylee, while the song itself is p blah and not as well written or dynamic as that kind of stuff usually was

sleepingbag, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

The vocal arrangements and melodic progression also scream "boy band".

tsrobodo, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Still a boring, unadventurous vanilla cookie as the NY Times pegged him last Sunday

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

i also always think of the og "cry" where ethan says the song is too much like "are you that somebody" which i don't really agree with but it does bring to mind how often timbo is just rearranging the same rhythmic and melodic elements in slightly different forms over and over: justin - cry me a river

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

I could argue he's doing what Jam-Lewis were up to in 90 or '91 but Jam-Lewis were aesthetically in better shape.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

your mom was in better shape

乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

when my dick lifted her.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

what the

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

lololol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha wait... how does "mirrors" not sound EXACTLY like "what comes around goes around"

i mean i love "mirrors" but it's intentionally overt

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 March 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know about exactly. Tempos are about the same, but "Mirrors" is in a major key in the intro and the chorus and the nature of the chorus is very different in both songs.

timellison, Sunday, 24 March 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

it's a blatantly obvious callback. this is an absurd conversation.

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 March 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not saying it isn't a callback, but it's not the same song at all.

timellison, Sunday, 24 March 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

nobody is saying it's the same song or same melody. the resemblance can still be striking despite clear differences.

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago) link

thanks to this thread I listened to "Mirrors" again. the new york unemployment office would probably classify that as work.

anyway it still sounds far more like "Halo" than it does "What Goes Around." the verses are a little similar but I think maybe Justin just has very limited melodic shapes to work with. around the second (long) iteration of the chorus this basically falls apart.

fairly obvious elements of "What Goes Around" you'd think would be referenced if this were a callback: the riff at the beginning, the strings that go with the riff, the entire second half (no, the staccato "you are the love of my life" bit doesn't count, you have to stretch to hear it as a deliberate callback rather than "hey syncopation is cool let's try that again"), the entire storyline at all (if I were Justin Timberlake and writing a callback to "What Goes Around" I'd at least put a "came right back around" line in there somewhere; after all, if Britney can manage that so would I dammit.)

the hilarious thing is if there's a callback to anything here it's to Dead and Gone. OF ALL THINGS. it's based on as much evidence I mean

katherine, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think "callback" is accurate -- it's more of an unconscious 'when we write a melodic midtempo ballad it always comes out sounding like this' thing

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

i would file "Dead And Gone" and "Rehab" and several other JT collaborations under this type of song

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah "callback" i guess wasn't exactly accurate, but "what comes around" and "mirrors" are quite obviously from the same branch of tim/jt songs and considering that they're both solo jt singles i think the connection is unavoidable

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

Re. melodic shapes: I love the chorus of "Mirrors" not just because of its expansiveness but because of the melodic contour through the whole thing. Great balance of repetitions and variation.

timellison, Sunday, 24 March 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes you get so close to becoming the Geir who actually knows something about music theory

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

everyone itt raggin' on "Blue Slide Park," i think it's a pretty good album closer

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

I might be the only person who liked "Dead and Gone."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

one time I heard my dad whistling that song

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like "What Goes Around" sounds like "Cry Me a River" and "Mirrors" sounds like WGA, but "Mirrors" does not sound like CMAR, if that makes sense.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i understand that

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

i just wish JT used "Gone" as a ballad template instead

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

i liked dead and gone
confused that more people aren't talking about timbo? I care less about this as a JT album and more about it as the first music i've heard from timbaland in a long time that i liked. haven't ever really thought of Timberlake as a creative force regardless but Timbaland there was a time

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

I don't hate "Blue Ocean Floor", but it feels like it's missing something.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

i quite like "dead and gone", it's like "coming home" (though inferior obv) in that it's super-corny and indefensible on one level but it totally WORKS

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

eh those songs kinda epitomize the beginning of this era of the pop rap power ballad, lotta baggage for me

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's def one level it's indefensible on, see also "halo", which is another that WORKS for me in a major way despite itself

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

ambushed by completely expected emotion, as tom ewing once put it

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

OneRepublic's "Apologize" seemed to be Timbo's first attempt at doing a plodding pop ballad without JT, and then Ryan Tedder wrote "Halo" and a lot of other songs like that, so it all feels pretty connected to me

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

still think tedder is the antichrist

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

most of Timbo's changes to "Apologize" were cosmetic enough to place his mercenary intentions in the most obvious light. Around here after "Apologize" took off (I first thought it was a new Enrique ballad lol) radio played OneRepublic's version from that point on.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

i have never heard any version of "Apologize" without the Timbaland production on it, one exists?

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

hmm yeah they're so similar i never realized there was a difference -- the Tedder one even has the vaguely Timbo-ish kick drum pattern, Tim just seems to have added hi-hats and his walrus hoot backup vox

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

dying @ "walrus hoot"

"Halo" is a song I have never been able to stand even slightly. I did fux with "Apologize" (in either version) until it became unbearably overplayed tho.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

"Coming Home" is brilliant, but that's a case of great songwriting overcoming the form.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

when I was still confused about its authorship I thought, "Hmm -- wow. Why doesn't Enrique sing like this more often?"

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

it's hilarious how "Coming Home" has the most ilx-beloved verses penned by Jay-Z in the last few years

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

damn, "Apologize" was apparently the biggest radio airplay hit in the history of the Pop Songs radio in North America, with 10,394 plays in one week, until its record was broken by Leona Lewis's "Bleeding Love", which was also co-written by Tedder

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

it's hilarious how "Coming Home" has the most ilx-beloved verses penned by Jay-Z in the last few years

― some dude, Sunday, March 24, 2013 12:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and co-written by J. Cole!

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

"Apologize" was inescapable November 2007 through most of 2008 iirc

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

haha

When speaking to Kid about what he wanted, Diddy said, "I want a beat that makes me feel like a white man in a basement in Atlanta".[5]

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

lmao

乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

if i ever change my username im changing it to 'a white man in a basement in atlanta'

乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

oh yes, can't forget how much ILX loves Alex da Kid and Skylar Grey

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

huh?

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

/sarc

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes you get so close to becoming the Geir who actually knows something about music theory

― some dude, Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:19 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's not just the melody - I like the sound of the record a lot, too. I like the synth (plus sounds like on overdriven guitar) intro, I like some of the harmonies, I like his singing on it. Love the would-be coda with the (fake?) strings at around the five minute mark.

timellison, Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

btw the other '80s song I was thinking of that has that same "whoa-oa" is "Allentown."

timellison, Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah but even as a sarcastic comment it doesn't really make sense unless you were misreading my jay comment in some weird way (xp)

some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

All the "whoa-oa"'s of the 80's handily combined in one song.

breastcrawl, Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

all the whoa-oas ever recorded

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost sarc of sd

Tim F, Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

That would be this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkyeaIWTlzQ

breastcrawl, Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

i still hate "halo", what a cloying, simplistic melody

that it's beyonce canon is unforgivable

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks, guys. All I'm gonna do is listen to remixes of "Tarzan Boy" for the rest of the afternoon.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

you know how to party

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

gimme the order!

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

i still hate "halo", what a cloying, simplistic melody

at least, unlike half of 20/20, it has a melody at all

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

ridiculous

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 24 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah but even as a sarcastic comment it doesn't really make sense unless you were misreading my jay comment in some weird way (xp)

― some dude, Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, I was just pointing out the nexus of old hov/j. cole/skylar grey/alex da kid which by all rights should have resulted in a shit sandwich.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 25 March 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

i still hate "halo", what a cloying, simplistic melody

that it's beyonce canon is unforgivable

― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

word

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 25 March 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

halo is bearable by dint of beyonce's performance but otherwise yeah it's garbage

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 March 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

I don't even like her performance. It sounds like she's swallowing the low notes.

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 25 March 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

i actually have a lot of respect for beyonce after sasha fierce - diving headlong into adult contemporary like that wasn't the obvious pandering no-brainer it's being painted out to be here, and personally i resisted it til she waterboarded me into it. furthermore, a huge part of that is down to how great and almost maniacally theatrical a performer she is throughout the album: granted i might not be the one pressing play on it but in 10 years i guarantee i'll be enjoying "remember those walls i built well baby theyre tumbling ~ DOWWWNN ~" way more than i will be reminiscing about a promo ad campaign that preceded some rub pseudo-edgy dubstep cobblers.

― r|t|c, Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:54 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ post that has always summed up the appeal of "Halo" for me

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

at least, unlike half of 20/20, it has a melody at all

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Sunday, March 24, 2013 6:36 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

this is a pretty dumb criticism. giving a piece of music credit for having something even if that something sucks is pretty damn limiting.

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

Sasha Fierce is the one Bey album I just plain never wana return to

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 25 March 2013 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

Srsly Lex every time you criticise these songs for lacking melody or structure you're just showing yourself up as not really having listened to them.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 March 2013 11:03 (eleven years ago) link

yeah. the album is not a masterpiece, perfect or anything and liking it or not depends on one's taste but saying there are no melodies, compositional ideas or work on the sounds and textures seems pretty wrong to me...
it's not an album with 3min pop hits. so what ?
there are other ways to approach music...

regarding Lex and the lack of melodies and structures, he had the same statement about the Grimes album, if I remember well. Which seemed crazy to me at the time, for the opposite reason, since that album was filled with hooks and short pop hits !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 25 March 2013 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

I've not heard this yet, but I revisited FS/LS over the weekend, and "Timberlake and Timbaland do digital <i>Voodoo</i> for 2013" sounds pretty good, to me.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

Damn html eejit.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

'no outros' edit of the album: http://ahouseoflies.com/post/46218344075/justin-timberlake-the-15-20-experience

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

Are the outros predominantly instrumental?

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

at least, unlike half of 20/20, it has a melody at all

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Sunday, March 24, 2013 6:36 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

this is a pretty dumb criticism. giving a piece of music credit for having something even if that something sucks is pretty damn limiting.

― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 25, 2013 3:34 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it wasn't really a criticism so much as a throwaway line in lieu of "i think you're completely wrong about the halo melody and also you didn't read the bit where i said it worked despite all these legitimate criticisms of it"

also complaining about the aimlessness of 20/20 tracks IS NOT THE SAME as whining that it isn't full of 3-min radio bangers! FFS

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

not really, usually there some refrains and vamping (xp)

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

Refrains and vamping is fine and dandy by me. Will probably pick this up when I get paid.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

the thing with "halo" is that all the criticisms of it as trite hackwork are not off the mark, but there's a point at which you crumble - usually hearing it with someone else or in a communal setting - and once you crumble you can't really go back

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

those walls you built etc

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

i nearly referenced that line but thought it might be taking the corniness too far

i really love B's vocal performance on "halo" regardless, esp the low notes. she really sells it.

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:35 (eleven years ago) link

helps that it's something of an anomaly in her discography, too

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:35 (eleven years ago) link

I agree with lex on "halo". Esp. the low notes, and the phrasing of "down".

Although maybe it's just that I heard "Stop and Stare" so much everywhere that it was like I was stuck on a boat in The Voyage of the RyanTedder until one day I just fell off the edge of the world and into some weird zone where... I don't viscerally object to his ploys??? Which is objectively wrong I know.

Tim F, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

ya lex otm that's why i said "i might not be the one pressing play on it" in the quoted bit; 'halo' is not really a tune you'll ever bust out on your own but the way some people slam it you'd think they only live in their lil itunes bubble

r|t|c, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

'no outros' edit of the album: http://ahouseoflies.com/post/46218344075/justin-timberlake-the-15-20-experience

― some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:13 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

btw if this dude is contactable someone get him to re-up, would be mildly interested in hearing this

r|t|c, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

that was a good thread where we chopped it up about tedder, just reread

r|t|c, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

k i asked him (xp)

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

Halo is awesome fuiud.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 March 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

there's also an "edits only EP" version of the album which sounds great to me

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

Halo is awesome fuiud.

ya seriously

teledyldonix, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

it's kinda weird/sad that "Halo" is her most recent big multi-platinum pop crossover hit, and is now 4 years old, though

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like the disconnect between album sales and single performance has been as profound recently as it's ever been so it will be really interesting to see what beyonce's numbers look like. with her cultural relevance at an all time high, will she do big album sales numbers without a crossover pop hit? seems pretty possible.

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

i think B/Jay/Kanye/a few others have proven at this point that they will never sell less than a million of an album, unless they go into a major commercial decline unlike any of the bumps in the road they've experienced so far. their brand is stronger than any song, just like Flo Rida's brand is so weak that he can have 4 massive pop hits on an album that will never go gold.

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

I have this sinking feeling that B's entering the Dionne and Friends phase of her career.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

haha yeah he might have wanted to be juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit less conspicuous with that

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

Suit and Tie Shit (Tie SHIT) 04:50

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

by Not Justin Timberlake

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol yeah am linking it now cause who knows how long it'll last. the OTHER person who responded to my request for outro-less edit on twitter kept putting it on mediafire and rapidshare or w/e, where it'd get pulled immediately.

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

playing this for the first time, man those strings that open "Pusher Lover Girl" are overbearing and stupid

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

not scanning through this whole thread, you guys talked about the massive Prince pastiche going on here right

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

when i first listened to the record i thought they were a bad omen. now i think they're enjoyably stupid

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

not scanning through this whole thread, you guys talked about the massive Prince pastiche going on here right

"pusher love girl" doesn't recall prince exactly to me but i guess the contorted guitars are "darling nikki"-ish

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

"Pusher Love Girl" is by far my favorite song, and also the one most hindered by the outro. really hope it becomes a radio single and i eventually forget what it sounds like after the 5 minute mark.

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

i only like the outros on this record really

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

also timbo sounds real old rapping on one of the bonus tracks

like seventy years old

kinda like if kendrick's dad was rapping on the answerphone skits on that record

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

agree pusher love is the best. love the strings

flopson, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

not scanning through this whole thread, you guys talked about the massive Prince pastiche going on here right

On my first couple of listens I wanted to compare it to Around the World in a Day but couldn't place the referents; it was just a vibe I got.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i def get a chilled-out prince vibe

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

kinda like if kendrick's dad was rapping on the answerphone skits on that record
― schlump

man this is so sadly otm but may apply to his entire career

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

The whole arrangement and performance is very "Prince smacks you with a bomb-ass ballad on track 3", particularly with the vocal phrasing and the guitar riffs. There are shades of "Darling Nikki", "Adore", "How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore?", "Shh", and "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" in there, among other things; not so much that you could say "oh, this is [specific Prince song] Part 2" but there is a strong nod to the way Prince used to write ballads going on here

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

idk i got the feeling of like swirling curtis mayfield ballads, particularly with the heavy moving strings, but it's not like that wouldn't also be a layered prince reference

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

I am definitely more familiar with Prince than Curtis Mayfield

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

Forget it, Jake. It's indie R&B.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

man this is so sadly otm but may apply to his entire career

― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, March 25, 2013 4:06 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha idk i like a lot of his rapping but there's a verse with this kinda ad-lib chuckle that is just the voice of age, it's like a guest verse by johnny cash

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

as he is now

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

everything being pastiched in the song is things Prince also pastiched as opposed to things Prince invented imo; it's like saying some standard '70s arena rock pastiche was "so Guided By Voices" or something.

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

some dude, can you put out a call for a similar edit to MBDTF? would love a version of that w/o the bullshit.

alpine static, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

that would end up being just be 5 minutes of music and remove most of the point of MBDTF

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol someone else will have to put up the batsignal to polish that turd (xp)

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

My Beautifully Brief And Now Insignificant Fantasies

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

haha oh man I was enjoying "Don't Hold the Line" and then the beat switched up and I'm sitting here going "wtf is the point of this"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

thanks to that little digital sound effect in the beat for "Strawberry Bubblegum" I keep wanting to sing "Clumsy" over the chorus

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

Rick's brief part of Monster looped for 40 minutes would hit the spot, tbh

alpine static, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't combed the album's thread, i imagine that verse is reviled, but i like it

alpine static, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

if you can call it a verse

alpine static, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

I like that verse cause it's like he's just the herald coming in on some "HEAR YE HEAR YE" (pun only slightly intended) shit

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

really dig "Spaceship Coupe" too

so far I have really enjoyed when he's been signalling Prince to me and the main part of "Suit and Tie"

this trend is holding true with the beginning of "That Girl"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol "Mirrors"

I am rebelling against everyone else in this thread and humming Kelly Clarkson over this instead of Beyonce

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

a moment like this?

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

"Miss Independent"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

some dude, can you put out a call for a similar edit to MBDTF? would love a version of that w/o the bullshit.

― alpine static, Monday, March 25, 2013 3:22 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahahaha

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

here's an easy way to edit MBDTF:

delete everything except tracks 1, 2 and 8

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah everyone: listen to "Don't Rush" instead.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

that was fun

probably not buying this, or ever playing it again

np: The Cure - "The Real Snow White"

Darth Icky (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

outro of "don't hold the wall" is my new fav part of this album

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

same here

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

not a big fan of the "you shouldn't have to ask me that question" breaks but yeah, it's good otherwise

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

the harmonies at the end of "Let the Groove Get In" are mine I think

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

good singing, bro

some dude, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

have to say, as much as i love timbo, his signature kick drum samples and clacky snares don't really blend with the rest of the production at points. it's kind of endearing but also distracting.

shit tie (Jordan), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

good singing, bro

― some dude, Monday, March 25, 2013 2:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks, I appreciate

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

I have just started to listen to dress on. it's kinda cool, actually. it's a bit different from the rest of the tracks.
at this point, the only tracks I don't like a lot are "spaceship" and "pusher".
and I can see "spaceship" corny prince ballad aspect grow on me at some point.

right now, I love the guitar lick from "that girl".
and I even like "mirrors", especially the part after the a capella break when it comes back in, before the outro. lovely.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

I like Strawberry Bubblegum, and it does take the "coming to get something to get nuthin"" from "All Day Sucker"

Cunga, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 05:35 (eleven years ago) link

Surprised no one has mentioned Scorpions wrt Mirrors

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 28 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

yes we did -- we recorded the experience of listening to "Mirrors"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/21/article-2133042-12B25979000005DC-37_634x884.jpg

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 March 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

didn't know they did the whole album in 3 weeks. not surprised, for better or worse.

staten island on my pinky, queens on my (some dude), Friday, 29 March 2013 06:57 (eleven years ago) link

interesting

cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Friday, 29 March 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

so apparently this album rocks

i only found out when i started singing suit and tie at full speed ahead doing the dishes

surm, Thursday, 11 April 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeh ive def warmed to this quite a lot, now really like suit & tie and luv spaceship coupe

johnny crunch, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

feel like it would be good if 'that girl' were replaced by something grittier but yea i'm already on my 2nd listen this AM

surm, Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

first five seconds of "Spaceship Coupe" always make me think I'm listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR4Gg4Gf_3A

sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 April 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

again with the beyonce connection too. the spaceship coupe echos on "you" are v v "1+1"

surm, Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

and like, the electric guitar coming in ... he definitely listened to 4 a bunch

surm, Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

my coworker's three reactions to this album:

(1) "what is this song?" [i told her, strawberry bubblegum] "i think he just ... didn't know what to write"

(2) "this album is so random"

(3) "this song makes me want to eat mexican food" (let the groove get in)

surm, Thursday, 18 April 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

"Let The Beans Out"

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 April 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

bring it on down to tacoville

some dude, Thursday, 18 April 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

looool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 April 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

the Stylistics comment is otm. Thom Bell is all over this thing and I love it!

g simmel, Friday, 19 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

Starting to hear "Mirrors" on radio and it's in the top ten. They didn't wait very long to add it with "Suit and Tie" still high on the charts.

timellison, Friday, 19 April 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

relistened to "sign" recently and forgot how much i like that song

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 April 2013 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

listening to the radio is impossible now. the other day "suit & tie" was on one station so i had to switch it, only to hear "mirrors" on the next one. so i switched that one to a third station, which was also playing "suit & tie". all my other presets were on commercials so i gave up and popped in a cd. life is tuff.

teddy dominatrix (dyl), Friday, 19 April 2013 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

i was humming mirror all day yesterday, it's soo boyz II men

surm, Friday, 19 April 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

only 17,000 years long

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 April 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

heard a DJ mix Jay's "Suit & Tie" verse with the uptempo part of the song -- whole song really should've just been that beat

some dude, Friday, 19 April 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

JT is the least of my worries turning on the radio right now. What a hellscape.

sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

I made myself a mix where I took the slow parts and just sped them up at twice the speed, so that they were the same speed as the rest of the song. It was pretty great, though it did make it sound like the chorus was being sung by the Munchkins at the beginning.

MarkoP, Friday, 19 April 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

stockholm syndrome with "mirrors" now, sorry guys

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 19 April 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, still sucks but don't hate it as much as I hate most of everything on the radio right now :/

Roz, Saturday, 20 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, if he meant for it to sound epic in the same way that some of the FS/LS songs did then he failed, but whatever

strawberry bubblegum rly just needs some new lyrics fuck. he can't quite pull off dem MC kinda lyrics

surm, Saturday, 20 April 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously there's worse shit sliming FM

Like that Rhianna "Stay" thing

Raymond Cummings, Sunday, 21 April 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

Nah "Stay" is good

some dude, Sunday, 21 April 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

In the last hour I've heard "Mirrors" and "That Girl" in this here Starbucks.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

i'm glad most of you are coming around to 'mirrors'

乒乓, Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

I should've poured passion tea on their computer.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

I liked "Stay" fine as an album track but there's no reason I need to hear it by its lonesome.

sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

"stay" is dull dreck, as is "mirrors". i guess "stay" is slightly worse but it's hardly an edifying battle

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Sunday, 21 April 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

the other day i was at the dollar store and this little girl said to her older sister she was like "I hate this song" (referring to stay) and the sister was like "waht? this is a good song"

and the little girl goes "not when you hear it all the time on the radio. i'm so sick of it"

the end

surm, Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

I've noticed that Icona Pop's "I Love It" has been doing well lately on the Billboard charts. Has that been getting a lot of radio play in the US?

MarkoP, Sunday, 21 April 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

ugh yes, and it's in some bloody commercial

surm, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

yep it's on all the time

dyl, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

was in GIRLS which seems to kind of mean something

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it is

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 22 April 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

i'm glad most of you are coming around to 'mirrors'

― 乒乓, Sunday, April 21, 2013 12:05 PM (1 week ago)

I came to the conclusion today that my two favorite (non-deluxe/bonus) songs on this album are the last two.

alpine static, Friday, 3 May 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

ain't happening for me.

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 May 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

mirrors is one of the best songs of the year imo. i think i might prefer the radio edit because the last minute or two of the full version is a bit tedious.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

horrible song. weak album. trinidad james had more staying power

rap steve gadd (D-40), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol otm

Ship Lion (some dude), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

i like "pusher love girl" a lot, though, has sounded good on the radio w/ the 2nd half cut off

Ship Lion (some dude), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't know that was the next single! i liked the song when i heard the album, interested to hear what the edit sounds like

dyl, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno if the label will be officially working it (maybe just to urban radio?) or if a local station just picked it up. they just stop it at the obvious point where the 'outro' starts.

Ship Lion (some dude), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

"Mirrors" is moving up the charts. Wonder if payola still works its mojo.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

people still really like justin timberlake

J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

ppl like meeee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah this campaign has not required payola, ppl are responding to it way more than i would have ever thought possible, esp. in terms of sales

dyl, Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, he's not a hard sell

surm, Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://instagram.com/p/Y8P76yydj6/

J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

aw he's holding the guitar like he's never seen one

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

o had no idea it was going to be a double album! that's pretty hot. he's gettin at my hearstrings with the #tennessee shit but i hope we get a little more variety than That Girl

surm, Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

no guitarist myself, but that doesn't look any different from how i've seen anyone else hold a guitar?

Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Monday, 6 May 2013 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

except he's cuter

surm, Monday, 6 May 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

Wet t-shirt possibly more important than guitar.

Tim F, Monday, 6 May 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

that was the inferior JT RS cover iirc

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

yeah y'all acting like the guitar matters in this photo at all

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

this rolling stone cover fyi

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8238/8385202138_97fe40a8b3_c.jpg

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 6 May 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

I like the bottom half of that photo very much

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

his face looks weird tho

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

that's ... not JT is it? am i missing a joke?

alpine static, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

lol that's him. he's been thru many phases of hot

surm, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

he also had another cover that was even hotter than both of those if i recall correctly

surm, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

"Guns N Roses in Crisis: Is This the End for Axl?"
this is a fairly old cover.

UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

no i get that it's old, but still ... it doesn't look like him. at all.

alpine static, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

vv 'n sync

surm, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

I've never seen him that tanned before, it's kinda unsettling. He looks like a stripper

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

hate his hair

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's kinda awful and bristly

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

JustinTimberlakePubicVein.com is still available

UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

oh good

scintilla (seandalai), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so first i was like

'mirrors' seems like total autopilot to me

― goole, Thursday, February 21, 2013

like, the timbas had already written this song 947438 times by the time "what goes around" and "rehab" came out OVER HALF A DECADE AGO, but at least those had really stirring melodies

― lex pretend, Monday, February 11, 2013

but suddenly the switch flipped and i'm like

imo it's fucking amazing

― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 21, 2013

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

just needed to make sure that was recorded for posterity itt

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

i mean it's no "what goes around" but then again what is?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link

This happened to me too

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:59 (ten years ago) link

Mirrors is my favorite song of the year so far. Will be kind of interesting (to no one but me and maybe not even me) to see if it stays there.

alpine static, Saturday, 25 May 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link

Still sucks to me.

Studied keyboard mash (tsrobodo), Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

i was really stressed out and distracted while i was driving the other day and actually left "Mirrors" on for 90 whole seconds before i realized what was happening and changed the station

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

lol

dyl, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

I did that with a Primus song one time

alpine static, Saturday, 25 May 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

I'm not a fan of "Mirrors" but I don't see how it's Change The Station Now offensive.

MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

that guitar intro is beyond ugly, just a garish piece of production

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

listened to the record for the first time in a few months the other day and it's still great but it's sort of astounding how much "tunnel vision" towers over everything else

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

it's pointless to hope this but i hope 20/20 part 2 is all paranoid creep jams

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

i hope it's all "timbaland is a sad shadow of his former self, i found some newer producers who still have a pulse"

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

that's even more pointless

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

true. biel should take some comfort in how unwaveringly monogamous he is w/ collaborators.

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

haw

J0rdan S., Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:49 (ten years ago) link

I feel like there should be a great chopped and screwed version of Suit and Tie, but I haven't found any great ones yet.

watch rafferty turn into a serial (I eat cannibals), Sunday, 9 June 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link

perhaps that is a sign

katherine, Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

"tunnel vision" is new single

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

Good choice IMO. Def the strongest out of the 3 singles so far.

billstevejim, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

the single cover is erm, well, um

http://i.imgur.com/jJeI4na.jpg

is anyone even still listening to this album?

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

Lol justin noseboob

treeship journey to stars hollow (some dude), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

is anyone even still listening to this album?

i listened to it the other week!

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

ok that's not creepy at all

xposts

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

i can't decide whether making one of her breasts look deformed or making her have stubbly ass/stomach is worse? or just the entire concept to start with

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link

Someone should really sit him down and tell him that Timberbond is never going to happen.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

honestly think i'd be more excited if he was cast as bond than for another album

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

or a bond guy for a queered/gender-flipped bond film which is the only thing that would make me excited about bond at this point, whatever

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

is it within the realms of possibility that this whole cocktail sophistication vibe is bid to get casting agents to call JT about more serious parts?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

i'm into the idea of dudes being all "nice a boob... oh shit, is that a nose??"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

"nice ass... oh shit is that stubble"

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

"is it within the realms of possibility that this whole cocktail sophistication vibe is bid to get casting agents to call JT about more serious parts?"

of course it is, I can't think of it being anything but, I'm actually expecting the tunnel vision video to be a recreation of the sean parker narnia video but with naked women

katherine, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

(along those lines it may be a gender divide but my impression was "what. is this supposed to be justin's face through a peephole because that's very creepy -- oh wait it's a naked chick.")

katherine, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

xpost He's been cast in plenty of serious parts!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

timberlake is great at roles that make some allowance for dweebishness (friends with benefits, social network, alpha dog, etc) but In Time was definite proof he should never be given a role that could otherwise go to jason statham

da croupier, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

OK, I guess the sap of "Mirrors" is finally sinking in. It's like his "Winds of Change."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

The radio version is an improvement. I won't change the station when it's on but it's still an exhausting listen.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

Also, jarred this morning by the realization that this album, along with the Daft Punk and Kanye and maybe the Depeche Mode, are 2013 discs I've never made it all the way through. It's to Kanye's credit that he's twice the slog in less than half the time of the others.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Oh well DONE there.

http://popdust.com/2013/07/10/justin-timberlake-take-back-the-night-20-20-experience/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

"take back the night" really justin????????

lex pretend, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

Man, fuck getting excited about a song based in 10 seconds. Given JT's track record, this song is probably 8 minutes long, and this snippet is just like a taste of the intro.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

lol

dyl, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link

ha, how ~curious~ that he's suddenly releasing a disco song now

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

I'm gonna take back
the night
and I'm not gonna cry anymore

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

Lex otm, cannot believe that title

what rhymes with Gukbe? (some dude), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

The video, in which Timberlake coos and begs rape victims to "stand up" and "take back the night" as they walk to his dressing room, is described by Timberlake as "pushing the envelope." [1] "You don't see too many guys doing what I'm doing," Timberlake said in an interview with MTV News, "I'm empowering women to be who they want to be." [2]

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

But as far as whether this piece of music moves me emotionally, I never look down on anybody else’s opinion. If a 14 year old girl comes to me and can make the case about some Britney Spears song moving her to tears, or making her life better, filling her with joy, if she honestly feels that emotion, then God bless her! I mean, that’s what all of us are trying to find in life, those reasons for living, those pieces of art that make our life better, that connect with us. I think that’s wonderful, as long as she can make the case. But if she’s just buying that Britney Spears record because it’s the hip new sound that’s been sold to her, along with her Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and her Sony PlayStation and her Starbucks, then that’s a horrible con, and it’s as bad as being raped. I just think that’s horrible. So I wrote "Take Back the Night" for them. And if they don't like it, fuck them and their poor taste.[3]

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

Writing the Jezebel article in my head right now.

Tim F, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

it's a pretty innocuous title

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 July 2013 05:00 (ten years ago) link

really justinj0rdan????????

Tim F, Thursday, 11 July 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link

Dude, J0rdan.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 July 2013 05:25 (ten years ago) link

j0rdan... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Back_the_Night

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 July 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link

OK, I found the source for Josh's post, mostly. Carry on...

Mark G, Thursday, 11 July 2013 08:11 (ten years ago) link

Ha, yeah, sorry, was having a bit of dry fun there.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

"Make It RAINN"

Andy K, Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

Andy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tim F, Thursday, 11 July 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link

j0rdan... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Back_the_Night

― lex pretend, Thursday, July 11, 2013 2:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

uh yeah i know

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

it's a pretty innocuous title

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 11, 2013 5:00 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^that seemed to indicate you had no idea

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

i went to an american college, believe me i'm well aware of what "take back the night" is

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

ha, how ~curious~ that he's suddenly releasing a disco song now

TBTN sounds like exactly what I already wanted.

the evening dj there (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

well then it's not exactly an innocuous title is it?

xp

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

i don't think it's an outrage for him to use the phrase, no

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link

Not necessarily outrage, but definitely facepalm. Especially paired with what little lyrics we already know. I'm hoping for a rape whistle solo.

what rhymes with Gukbe? (some dude), Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

yeesh jordan

balls, Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link

If I've learned anything about pop music, it's that if the groove is hot, the lyrics can murder my mom for all I care.

the evening dj there (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

(Don't murder my mom, "Turn Back the Night.")

the evening dj there (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I'm already a little prepared to feel conflicted because that little snippet sounded more promising than his other recent singles

what rhymes with Gukbe? (some dude), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link

yeesh jordan

― balls, Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:00 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

not everything is an outrage. it's a song about dancing! we're all gonna be okay. everyone is gonna be fine.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link

"Spaceship Coupe" aside, I don't listen to much of Vol. 1 anymore.

the evening dj there (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

pretty innocuous title from a guy who just released a music video of him staring at naked women for 7 minutes

乒乓, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

totally legitimate title

balls, Friday, 12 July 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

this is alright... wish the guitars were much more prominent though

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

the string swell at the beginning implies a better song than we get

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

as a months-later "suit & tie" apologist though who knows, maybe i'll like this in a few months

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

Can't wait to hear the reverberating bass line in a club, though.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

not sure i ever want to hear jt at fortissimo at this pt

dyl, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

By that, I mean I wish the song had overpowered his voice a little more. Not sure if there's anyone else making music these days who demands his voice be further front in the mix.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

the hook just makes me want to listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3hXnMuUaiA

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

god he really is trying for a Bruno Mars look

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

it's good, it's fine, it's not sublime

surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

better than anything on "The 20/20 Experience" but I admit it's my weakness for George Benson-Quincy Jones talking.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

off two listens I have to say this is a bit better than "Treasure" but not as good as "Get Lucky" or "Blurred Lines"

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

i still feel like the bottom line is if you're gonna go this retro you gotta put something more today/tomorrow in the mix, otherwise why wouldn't i just listen to michael jackson or stevie wonder

but like Brad said Suit&Tie was a big grower for me so we'll see

surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

why wouldn't i just listen to michael jackson or stevie wonder

Neither of them are exactly turning out the jams these days.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Anything that can easily cross-reference with Rod Temperton is A-OK with me.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

there's a point, though, where a new song is so evocative of an old song that it makes the newer song feel pointless

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

Anything that can easily cross-reference with Rod Temperton is A-OK with me.

yeah but idk, there's something deadened about the production. no urgency to it. as if it's really aware that it's a deliberate retread

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

oh that's right i'm a "mirrors" convert too so expect me to contradict everything i've said to the point of being a different person in a few months

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

I admit, this sounds like exactly the sort of thing I'll listen to incessantly for about 2 weeks and then get tired of.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

^kind of the essence of JT in 2013

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

surm otm on this matter

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

it's simultaneously fine/just not good enough

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

also - this hardly needs stating at this point - way too long

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link

I suppose these days he assumes the presence of a horn section guarantees a groove lithe enough to extend past the six-minute mark.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

The horns are kinda my least favorite part. Although it does allow in a moment of o_0 when it sounds like he says, "And the whores say."

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link

Reading these lyrics is so hilarious I kind of don't ever want to hear the actual song

Yeah, uh, feels good, don't it?
Listen, uh

Yeah, this was your city
You did it all and more, broke every law except for one, babe
Attraction, are you ready
I know you feel it
Pull you nearer ’til you feel it again, oh

I wanna do something right
But we can do something better
Ain’t no time like tonight
And we ain’t trying to save it ’til later
Stay out here living the life
Nobody cares who we are tomorrow
You got that lil’ something I like
A little something I’ve been wanting to borrow
Tonight the night’s, come on surrender
I won’t lead your love astray, astray, yeah
Your love’s a weapon
Give your body some direction
That’s my aim
Then, we could

Take back the night
Come on, use me up until there’s nothing left
Take back the night
Dizzy, spinning, sweating, you can’t catch your breath
Take back the night
Ooh, don’t know when the sun is rising next
Take back the night
So if the feeling’s right, raise your glass and let’s

Take back the night, take back the night
They gon’ try to shut us down, I’ll be damned if we gon’ let them
Take back the night, take back the night
You know you gon’ mess around and find out there ain’t no one better
Take back the night, oh
Yeah

Rare, there’s not too many
No one but you and crowded rooms, we can do anything (yeah)
Attraction can drive you crazy
The way you move, you go crazy, that’s incentive for me

I wanna do something right
But we can do something better
Ain’t no time like tonight
And we ain’t trying to save it ’til later
Stay out here living the life
Nobody cares who we are tomorrow
You got that lil’ something I like
A little something I’ve been wanting to borrow
Tonight the night’s, come on surrender
I won’t lead your love astray, astray, yeah
Your love’s a weapon
Give your body some direction
That’s my aim
Then, we could

Take back the night
Come on, use me up until there’s nothing left
Take back the night
Dizzy, spinning, sweating, you can’t catch your breath
Take back the night
Ooh, don’t know when the sun is rising next
Take back the night
So if the feeling’s right, raise your glass and let’s

Take back the night, take back the night
They gon’ try to shut us down, I’ll be damned if we gon’ let them
Take back the night, take back the night
You know you gon’ mess around and find out there ain’t no one better
[Middle 8]
And the horns say, alright
And the horns say, alright
Uh, ooh, and the horns say, alright
And the horns say
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Take it over
Yeah, yeah

Timbaland:
Y’all ready to have a good time out there, ladies and gentlemen?
Take back the night, take back the night...

Take back the night
Come on, use me up until there’s nothing left
Take back the night
Dizzy, spinning, sweating, you can’t catch your breath
Take back the night
Ooh, don’t know when the sun is rising next
Take back the night
So if the feeling’s right, raise your glass and let’s
Take back the night

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

so is he pissed that a bar is closing too early for a quick pop before the pro-woman rally or

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

You got that lil’ something I like
A little something I’ve been wanting to borrow
(It's your vagina)

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

Admittedly there's been a lot of competition, but I think JT might have the 2013 Nigel Tufnel Award on lockdown

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Um, lick my ARTPOP.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

Oooh girl, if it's late and you're all alone
let me be your safety escort
to my bedroom
doo doo dooooo

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

Admittedly there's been a lot of competition, but I think JT might have the 2013 Nigel Tufnel Award on lockdown

― da croupier, Friday, July 12, 2013 1:48 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

lifetime achievement award

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

my absolute favorite part of his last album is the outro where he compares his dick specfically to a blueberry lollipop

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

and imagines the lollipop fucking a piece of bubblegum

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

WHAT

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

this is what I get for ignoring lyrics

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

does he do it in the saddest of all keys?

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

If you'll be my strawberry bubblegum,
Then I'll be your blueberry lollipop
If you'll be my strawberry bubblegum,
Then I'll be your blueberry lollipop
Then I'll love you 'til I make it pop.

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

that entire outro is incredibly sublime though

my point is that dude's lyrics have been fantastically dumb from the start

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

good point

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

This must be, pop

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

my name is bob
i work at my job

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

you're out of this world except you're not green

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

you're out of this world except you're not green

ha xp

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

i think one can be aware of the fact that JT has always been a ridiculous goober and still note these lyrics are a cut above in the absurdly clueless appropriation dept

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

which is why I've always found his transformation into futuresex/love god so transparently ridic

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

man, the chorus to "My Love" is downright pedestrian compared to the rest of this

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

yeah, there's nothing really wrong at all with those "My Love" lyrics

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

The next single will be a tribute to the rich history of hip-hop named "Rap Culture"

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

;_;

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

which is why I've always found his transformation into futuresex/love god so transparently ridic

he is v pretty tbh

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

like THAT is the least surprising aspect of it all

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link

the funny thing about JT's dumb lyrics is that he IS capable of self-awareness - see his entire "shades" verse! which is 100% corny punchlines but he delivers them with a nod and a wink because he totally knows they're dumb - but the dumbest of them, the "you're not green"/"i work at my job"/"my dick is a blueberry lollipop" ones, he sings so SINCERELY and SERIOUSLY

lex pretend, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

my love lyrics are amazing, especially since the first time i met my boyfriend was on the beach with our toes in the sand

/cornball

surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link

but the real masterpiece is obvii:

Ridin' in the drop top with the top down
Saw you switchin' lanes, girl
Pull up to the red light, lookin' right
Come on let me get your name, girl
Tell me where you from, what you do, what you like
Let me pick your brain, girl
And tell me how they got that pretty little face
On that pretty little frame, girl

surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

he's the rare teen-bopper who's both kept his looks and (enough of the time) figured out how to make his boyishness work for him - less of the former, he'd be michael j fox, less of the latter he'd be JC Chasez

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

Michael J. Fox is in the lost looks side of the equation?

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link

not like in a 'goddamn that's rough' way, i just mean when a teenybopper doesn't age into continued pin-up status

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

to be fair, he's 20 years JT's senior. who knows what Timberlake will look like in twenty years.

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

i meannn, yeah.

point being that justin t is still insanely hot at the moment

surm, Friday, 12 July 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

he looks like a salamander dressed as Justin Timberlake:

http://www.peolpstar.com/images/JC-Chasez-05.jpg

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

at least he ditched the terrible mane

lady steendriver (The Reverend), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

trying to think of BOP fodder folks who were both hot and likeable at thirtysomething - Mark Wahlberg & Ryan Gosling, but the former had to sacrifice his music career at the alter of shame and the latter just does it in his spare time.

da croupier, Friday, 12 July 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

Not entirely sure if that heavily airbrushed pic fully demonstrate JC's lack of sex appeal next to JT.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

OK. I've heard "Take Back the Night" twice in the last two hours on local top 40 radio. I guess "Tunnel Vision" hasn't a chance...?

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:10 (ten years ago) link

well they probably sensed that

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link

at least "take back the night" sounds more like a single than the ones from part one

bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

yeah it's possible that all along the plan was to save more marketable songs for the 2nd album since the 1st was destined to do big numbers anyway just off anticipation/name recognition. would be smart, considering how when big acts release 2 albums a few months apart usually it's the latter that has a hard time gaining traction.

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

i'm curious to see if part 2 follows the trend in that npr article or if it's coming out close enough to the huge overseller that the one after this (if there is one) will actually be the downslope of the curve

http://www.npr.org/blogs/therecord/2013/04/04/176269938/justin-timberlake-and-the-ac-dc-rule

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

how is "tunnel vision" any less marketable than "what goes around" though. I mean I still hear the latter on radio, sometimes coda and all

although in retrospect the strategy here is p. clear: porn video for streaming hits, radio single for everything else

katherine, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

i could totally see "tunnel vision" being a hit at this point, dude seems totally unstoppable

"mirrors" sounded totally like the "what goes around" of this record to me though

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

"Tunnel Vision" feels kind of like it's in a "My Love" template (to a milder degree than "Mirrors" was in the "What Goes" template), particularly now that it's a single and the videos are even kinda similar, nudity aside. but it's not remotely as immediate as "My Love," to say nothing of having T.I., etc.

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

i'd say it's closest to "cry me a river" just in terms of the darkness/moodiness but yeah obviously not nearly the tune

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

i'm still annoyed that they didn't at least send "Pusher Love Girl" to R&B stations

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

yeah I don't doubt that because this is the peak of Justin's imperial phase we'll see both singles in the top ten

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link

No Strawberry Bubblegum in London tonight? 0_o

piscesx, Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

i kinda doubt that..."Take Back" is so plainly more accessible and all new and tied to a new album, "Tunnel Vision" could disappear without much notice

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

Both are possible. My fondest wish is that both bomb.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link

i'm curious how much the 'uh, that title' matter will bubble up as a major topic as the song gets out there

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link

Has his tour started yet? Shifting promo gears to the new album should sync up with that pretty well.

Incidentally, new Gaga single in August. Which means these dudes have to hustle before they have to get out of the way (maybe). Did Swift's "22" tank? I didn't hear that a single time on the radio.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

tour stars next week. funny that when it was announced, we knew of 1 new album between Jay and Justin this year, now there are 3.

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

"22" pretty much did tank, yeah, thankfully.

Gaga could do well but it's not a given, nobody's afraid of her.

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

She does tend to hog the spotlight.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link

this new single is pretty joyless

乒乓, Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

shock

katherine, Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link

i was a suit & tie + mirrors stand on the ground floor, i can't find anything to love about this ... yet

乒乓, Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

i guess everybody else is also trying to work in a subterranean homesick blues joke

乒乓, Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

but nobody has figured one out yet

乒乓, Saturday, 13 July 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link

Tunnel Visions hasn't even been sent to radio according to Billboard.

Greer, Saturday, 13 July 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

he just put out the video b/c he had to share his powerful artistic vision

dyl, Saturday, 13 July 2013 04:20 (ten years ago) link

xp i don't think 22 "tanked". maybe underperformed compared to the other two pop singles, but i think it went top 20 and i heard it plenty on the radio. not a huge seller, but not embarrassing either.

dyl, Saturday, 13 July 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

iTunes says I've listened to TBTN 18 times now today. Once again, ILX, you are wrong.

Seems incredibly bizarre to release something that will certainly curtail the performance of (the actually joyless) "Tunnel Vision" at this moment.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Saturday, 13 July 2013 05:52 (ten years ago) link

i guess everybody else is also trying to work in a subterranean homesick blues joke

― 乒乓, Friday, July 12, 2013 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but nobody has figured one out yet

― 乒乓, Friday, July 12, 2013 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was thinking Love Actually actually

a Swift pop radio single missing the top 10 is kinda tanking! but w/e.

Picasso Birdman (some dude), Saturday, 13 July 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

a joyous "tunnel vision" would be something to hear i guess

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 14 July 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

“We tried to contact him through his website and got no answer,” she said. “Then we sent him a letter Friday from our legal counsel saying ‘You used our name without our permission.’ They got back to us and said they’re sorry. His agent said ‘Justin’s a good guy! He’s a family man!’ They claimed he’d never heard of us before he wrote that song. I don’t know what country he’s been in. I suppose it could have slipped off his radar screen somehow. Somebody working for him definitely messed up.”

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 July 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

the doofus has never stepped foot on a college campus so

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

it's just funny because i wonder whether the phrase would even pop into your head unless you'd heard the name of the organization somewhere. obviously it's 4 perfectly common words that fit together, but i've never heard anyone say 'take back the night' in any other context ever.

king of steens (some dude), Sunday, 14 July 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

yup

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

I've got a writer acquaintance who's loathed Timberlake since he thought Timberlake got off easy after the Super Bowl fandango; he's been chortling all day.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

mirrors is much, much cornier than what goes around... it's basically an 'n sync song. far less stately and original, epic template or not.

tunnel vision on the other hand is definitely one of my favorites on the album. neither joyless nor cloying, it's the right balance btw light and dark.

surm, Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link

even now when I'm hearing it four times a day on the radio "Mirrors" still sounds bloated by endless verses and choruses.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link

Some dude otm

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

I've got a writer acquaintance who's loathed Timberlake since he thought Timberlake got off easy after the Super Bowl fandango; he's been chortling all day.

― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, July 14, 2013 6:00 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

i doubt much of anything is going to come from this... he probably will issue a statement but it's not like they're gonna pull the song from radio or anything. they still play ross' date rap verse.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

i didn't even think of it when i heard the song

surm, Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

tunnel vision on the other hand is definitely one of my favorites on the album. neither joyless nor cloying, it's the right balance btw light and dark.

otm

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 14 July 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

i don't think anyone's necessarily saying this will def blow up in JT's face, it's possibly to just laugh at how stupid dude is

lol rick ross date rap

king of steens (some dude), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

i prefer "don't hold the wall" for the outro but both are great

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

i don't think anyone's necessarily saying this will def blow up in JT's face, it's possibly to just laugh at how stupid dude is

yeah it's kind of amazing... i wonder if it was brought up to him and he just didn't care

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

I didn't suggest this will bury him. He's a slippery guy with shrewd PR skills. He'll survive. But a straight singer playing with tired ideas about nudity and exposure is gonna be in the crosshairs for a while.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

if he just issues an apology and doesn't drag it out everyone will move on immediately to whatever the next controversy is

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

i mean there are a LOT of different activist-type groups out there, anytime you don't use any funky unique language in a song title the odds are the phrase has been trademarked by somebody somewhere, it's not totally insane to just have it brought up at first and assume oh, that's some tiny organization nobody's heard of. just pretty unfortunate given the tone of the song itself and the whole running theme of pop music controversies this year.

king of steens (some dude), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

for myself, I wish he'd had a new album to promote before the Superbowl appearance to see if he would've suffered a "backlash" like Jackson did.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

what gets me is: I can see some dude from the mickey mouse club who doesn't seem overly well-read (face it) not having heard of take back the night, but _everyone else in the room_?

katherine, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link

not even from a progressive perspective, I mean but sheer must not get into legal trademarking trouble perspective

(other option: it's trolling. it's juuuuust plausible enough, just enough on the nose.)

katherine, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

i have to believe nobody would troll like that on purpose, there's no upside, it's not even funny on a 'yeah, i meant to do that' level

king of steens (some dude), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

TBTN foundation can consider all the lawsuits they want but they're highly unlikely to file and certainly won't win if they do. They didn't invent the phrase, and their registered trademark affords certain very specific protections, of which controlling whether or not the phrase appears in a work of art is not one.

Good PR move though and I'm glad they're making the most of the opportunity.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link

"Spaceship Coupe" has been giving me naughty feelings lately.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link

it's pretty funny though that they were like "we sent him an email through his website but it wasn't answered"

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 July 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

I posted under his youtube video and he never hit me back.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 July 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

i tweeted @JTimberlakeTeam, no response, not even a follow back

king of steens (some dude), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link

I rolled up to KFC and that lazy-ass Colonel wan't even THERE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link

I've stood by Tolkien's grave. And did he have the courtesy to rise from the dead, no.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

jerk

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link

No, see, that's the wrong moment from the film when the actual return is earlier and it's not quite like in the book and...

*several hours pass*

...and that's what Peter Jackson and by extension you got wrong. Hello? You there?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

"Time for your nap, Mr Raggett"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 02:31 (ten years ago) link

"Because this dorky looking cloak and staff are all that between us and the real bad guys."

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 July 2013 02:38 (ten years ago) link

I'm enjoying the turn this thread has taken

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 15 July 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link

come for the Timberlake, stay for Treebeard

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 July 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link

"This meeting of the ILXor White Council will come to order. ME ME ME."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 July 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link

Timberlake & Jay-Z's joint show in London last night was pretty spectacular. The only lull came during Pusher Love (end already!) and the very boring Take Back the Night. But hearing him sing the hooks on Heart of the City and I Just Wanna Love U, or drop a verse of I Want You Back over Izzo, was damn fine.

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 15 July 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

yeah, raves about it in my office today

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link

I've seen Jay-Z be so-so, but I've seen JT three times, and he was great each time. Screw seeing it in a football stadium here, though.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 July 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link

Jay-Z/JT are the first concert at the Ravens' stadium since U2 a couple years ago -- my editor called me a few hours before U2 hit the stage and asked me if I wanted to cover the show, so i'm still laboring under the unrealistic hope that that could happen with this show.

king of steens (some dude), Monday, 15 July 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

Upon the release of my new single ‘Take Back The Night’, I was made aware of an organization of the same name called The Take Back The Night Foundation. I wanted to take this opportunity to let all know that neither my song nor its lyrics have any association with the organization.

As I’ve learned more about The Take Back The Night Foundation, I’m moved by its efforts to stop violence against women, create safe communities and encourage respectful relationships for women — Something we all should rally around. It is my hope that this coincidence will bring more awareness to this cause.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 July 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

It is my hope that this coincidence will bring more awareness to this cause publicity to a single most will find disappointingly out of style.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 15 July 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

c'mon, clearly the song will do well

king of steens (some dude), Monday, 15 July 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

How is a song that borrows from the same set of influences as some of other big hits of the year considerred out of style?

MarkoP, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

i think "dated as fuck" would be the better expression

surm, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

I was speaking on behalf of the wildly, inaccurately wrong people itt.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 15 July 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

New Timberlake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJydK_V-7Ws&feature=youtu.be

tarping, Friday, 20 September 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link

hahaha this song

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 September 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link

Timbaland is basically about as respectable as will.i.am at this point in time

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link

Raelly bad songgg

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 20 September 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link

damn not a Le Tigre cover then.

piscesx, Friday, 20 September 2013 04:50 (ten years ago) link

Sounds like a parody.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 20 September 2013 05:39 (ten years ago) link

hahaha this song

― J0rdan S., Friday, September 20, 2013 12:16 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Greer, Friday, 20 September 2013 07:27 (ten years ago) link

lol it really does sound like a parody :| so this new one is coming out already?

dyl, Friday, 20 September 2013 07:29 (ten years ago) link

what even

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 09:21 (ten years ago) link

I had to stop the song after the intro so I could facepalm for a couple minutes before I could return to it

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 09:22 (ten years ago) link

yeah the new one is coming out on tuesday, same date as drake.

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 09:29 (ten years ago) link

this is def mediocre as fuck but damn, the way you lot were carrying on i had the popcorn ready for something outrageous :/

r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ people acting like this is any more pointless, over-long or self-parodic than anything else JT has put out this year

lex pretend, Friday, 20 September 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

lmao @ JT for thinking that this of all things merited seven minutes

lex pretend, Friday, 20 September 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

damn not an Elvis Costello cover then.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 September 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

imo you chumps have got it all wrong tbh, jt is clearly a modern day bunuel interrogating bourgeois absurdity thru luxury longueurs

r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

"Take Back the Night" not sounding too bad now in comparison, is it now?

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 20 September 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

Come on. Like chanting "kill me with that coochie coochie coo" isn't jumping the shark so hard their water skies touch down in the lunar maria.

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

sure yeah but like how is that not just the latest in a long line of timbo cringe

whatever tho nbd

r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

Wait is this the next single or just the track being previewed at the moment? World of difference imo, Justin's deep cuts have always had dippy lyrics galore

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

reminder: "if you'll be my strawberry bubblegum, then I'll be your blueberry lollipop"

katherine, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

Idk. That one never bothered me but I never took it as literally as some here did.

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

taking it figuratively is the bigger problem

katherine, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

Is the whole bubblegum pop genre a squick then?

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/S69FmgF.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ohSMAl2.jpg

these are all time

乒乓, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

b/w the verse where lil wayne goes "i just kissed a avatar, now i got a blue dick"

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

can't second the "jump the shark" claim cuz this is self-parody (esp right after "holy grail") rather than jt completely losing the script, but man this is dumb

da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link

but i've always thought his album tracks were poop from the get-go

da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

it's actually surprising that beiber or that austin mahone guy or somebody hasn't dropped some seven minute heartbreak wail with a dude hiccuping in the background

da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

p sure it's a single. I don't even think this is unlistenable or anything, I like the beat switch-up at the end, but it totally fails the suspension of disbelief test.

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

They seem more interested in channeling Justin circa 2000-2004 than JT in his current self-indulgent elder statesman of pop pseudo-throwback phase and I don't blame them.

Greer, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

it's prob a bad sign that I immediately assembled half the lyrics in my brain upon seeing the title

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

It was assembled in one of those word association mad lib sex/love metaphor generators that made half of the last Ciara album

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

...holy grail

...TKO

...grocery bag

da croupier, Friday, 20 September 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

it's funny when radio stations cut off the first minute of the Jay-Z song so all you hear is an abrupt "OLY GREHH" before the rapping starts

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Friday, 20 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link

ahhhhh I wish stations here would do that. JT getting his Journey on is the biggest bummer

The Reverend, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

haha terius at his most tedious wishes he was steve perry

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

this whole thing is shaping up into a Rufus Wainwright Want One/ Want Two kinda deal.

piscesx, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

Want None

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 September 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

lol

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Saturday, 21 September 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link

Part 2 is streaming on itunes now.

Greer, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

oh gosh

J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

link?

J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

first song sounds good, not paying attention to the lyrics tho... something about someone in a cage tho, prob not a good sign

J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

What even is this True Blood track?

Greer, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

honestly that whole track makes me think of the bears/menstruation myth

J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

way to ruin Jim McMahon

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Monday, 23 September 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

JT's the one to remake "Superbowl Shuffle."

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

heard 'take back the night' in a bud light platinum commercial - good classy product to attach your brand to, jt

乒乓, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link

so far this is kinda ugly and unpleasant where the first part was pretty lush

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link

cause i got you sayin' "jesus" so much it's like we laying in a manger

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

smdh

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 23 September 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

please say the next line is "got you sittin' on my flagpole like you was harvey danger"

da croupier, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

There isn't interesting enough production this time to help me ignore the lyrical bankruptcy on display here.

Greer, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

He is sexy.

RRRRR, Monday, 23 September 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

like Harvey Danger sittin' on a flagpole

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

is everyone overcompensating to make up for the wholly incorrect split decision on the last JT record or is this really genuinely as bad

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 23 September 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link

no it makes the last one look better in retrospect esp from a conceptual level

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

heard 'take back the night' in a bud light platinum commercial - good classy product to attach your brand to, jt

― 乒乓, Monday, September 23, 2013 6:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

you realize he's the "creative director" of bud light platinum right?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

yeah i figured that out when i googled bud light platinum and his name was like 5th in the results.

it's truffle season... time for tuxedos for no reason [and bottles of Bud Light Platinum™, a bolder light beer that's triple filtered for that smooth top-shelf taste]

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

but yes i thought everybody knew that justin timberlake was the creative director for bud light platinum. ask any man on the street, he'll look at you in the eye as if you're crazy before answering "why, of course it's justin timberlake"

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link

also just now realizing the... irony? uh, not sure what the appropriate word here is - of not only repurposing the phrase 'take back the night' for his first single but then going ahead and making the creative decision of using that song to sell beer to frathouse bros

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link

part 2 is so so bad.

I make $94k Based God (rennavate), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 05:14 (ten years ago) link

i really like the first song

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

The Yoko bit in "Murder" is the most mortifying of Jay's career.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

i really like the first song

― J0rdan S., Tuesday

Me too. It's the return of that worried falsetto I liked on the FS/LS title track. Also, he's not trying so hard lyrically.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

haha i liked that part

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 September 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

I dont know if Justin T is worthy of vocal praise

RRRRR, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

hoo boy i had assumed the negative reactions were embarrassed overcompensating but this really is so so bad

lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link

the last song is ELEVEN MINUTES LONG?????

lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 09:47 (ten years ago) link

his vocals are so pinched and lazy on this album

lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link

More pinched than usual? I didn't realise that was possible.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:04 (ten years ago) link

genuinely yes

lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

she's got that true butt

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

holy crap he actually rings a bell at the end of tko

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

well this was a waste of 27 seconds

r|t|c, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

was the entire album recorded at the same tempo?

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

Coked- up?

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

maybe quaaludes

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

I am afraid to listen to this now, the reactions have been so entertaining that the reality can't help but be a letdown

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Same here. I've seen the antelope torn apart by lions, I don't need to pick over the carcass.

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

this is truly awful, it has this kind of sharpness that accompanies receiving information without the information to decode it, like watching 3d films without glasses, hearing music through a speaker placed in your mouth, &c

schlump, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

looking forward to it

erect, sporadic, notorious, genitals (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

hearing music through a speaker placed in your mouth

Sounds fun tbh

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

buddha box

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

i suggest you guys enjoy instead the creative decisions that JT is making in service of bud light platinum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZN8QMvuPas

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

this is... better-ish on second listen. j0rd is right, the first track is very nice. "true blood" is an unholy mess and might live up to djp's expectations

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

wow @ being moved to willingly give this a second listen (you have to do it for work right?)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

lol i wish

mostly baffled and trying to figure out why anyone would think these songs were worth releasing

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

there's one song – one! – less than five minutes long.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

and it has drake on it

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

The busted cherry on top of a gold-leaf cake, that.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

omg i really hope jt chose the song for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUwkyj-RgRw

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link

jt on that 4 non blondes instrumentation for "drink you away"

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

"amnesia" is very good and it takes an undue amount of effort to get there

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

I forget about "Amnesia" while it's on.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

well that's true of most of the songs here

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

what does "not a bad thing" remind me of? garbielle's "dreams"? "you gotta be"?

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

Justin Timberlake=Pop Trash

RRRRR, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

very interesting idea!

The Reverend, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link

is this dude even real? looks like spam-ish:

RRRRR wrote this on thread Character Actor Roll Call on board I Love Film on Jul 4, 2013

Yummy men always attract the gays ( www.camtogays.com )

RRRRR wrote this on thread Kids say the darndest things on board I Love People-Making on Jul 4, 2013

Kids are kids, they're like the stupid guys we see on chatroulettes (www.bazoocam.org)

RRRRR wrote this on thread Fuck Buttons: Pretty/Noisy band on ATP Recordings: Dígame Más Por Favor on board I Love Music on Jul 2, 2013

Not really a fan of screamos but there was this great indie guy at www.camtogays.com

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

Yummy men always attract the gays

I see nothing suspect here.

Greer, Thursday, 26 September 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link

Hey I'm real!!!!!
I may post links at this site but I do enjoy the flow of conversation here.
I agree with Greer!

RRRRR, Friday, 27 September 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link

Not really a fan of Justin Timberlake but there were these great indie guys at www.ilxor.com

r|t|c, Friday, 27 September 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link

i feel like you can hear decent bits of good songwriting in most of these songs, but conceptually it's all so embarrassing

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 September 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

"not a bad thing" is prob the best one, reminds me of the ends of janet's 90s albums

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 September 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

everyone overplayed their hand the first time around... all the handwringing about the length of the first 20/20 should've been saved for the one where the final 3 songs take 25 minutes

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 September 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

(as opposed to the one where the final three songs take 22 minutes)

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 September 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, everyone's kicking themselves over that one.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 30 September 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

lol eric

marky markers & the blinky bunch (some dude), Monday, 30 September 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link

One of the first reviews:

"Take Back the Night," the disc's handsome but inert lead single, is an exception. And, as on Part 1, some songs go on for too long — including "Amnesia," whose beginning you may well have forgotten by the time you finally get to the end.

But those longueurs are offset by "Drink You Away," a potent electro-blues cut, and by Drake's frisky guest verse in "Cabaret," where the rapper takes the sex talk to a level that Timberlake the boy-band veteran still can't. (Jay Z appears on "2 of 2" as well, musing on Yoko Ono's feminine wiles in "Murder.")

Beyond the muscle-flexing it seems to represent, Timberlake's bluster might be his solution to the problem of Robin Thicke, whose ascent over the summer with the proudly raunchy "Blurred Lines" threatened to make Timberlake look like a genteel (pocket) square.

"I burn it down all the way," he yowls in "Only When I Walk Away," doing his best to start a fire. "Burn it down till there ain't no more."

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 September 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

Drake's frisky guest verse in "Cabaret," where the rapper takes the sex talk to a level that Timberlake the boy-band veteran still can't.

is this a promise or a threat

da croupier, Monday, 30 September 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link

his bluster will handle the rest!

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 September 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Take Back The Night and Gimme What I Don't Know are as good as some of the best from Volume 1 IMO. it still has it's moments despite a lot of left-over Timbaland going on.

piscesx, Monday, 11 November 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link

and I've got a soft spot for the first six minutes of "Not a Bad Thing."

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 November 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

yeah that's a winner.

piscesx, Monday, 11 November 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

is "TKO" a legit hit now? sorta seems like it

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 November 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

Why is it the worst Timberlake songs become the hits?

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

i don't get the sense "TKO" is any more of a hit than the bare minimum any Justin single would be.

the GQ story is pretty entertaining, sounds like they caught him on a bad day: http://www.gq.com/moty/2013/justin-timberlake-men-of-the-year-hashtag

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link

doesn't seem like much of a hit to me, but i guess it is hard to judge when you change the station every time it's on the radio. it's selling more on the level of "take back the night" than "suit and tie" or "mirrors" tho.

dyl, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

The fact that he's touring next summer makes me fearful for how many singles he's going to wring out of the damp rag that is 2 Of 2

some dude, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

well so far he's 0/2 on even making the top 20 with one

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

maybe that video of him nonchalantly being dragged through the desert at dusk will change everything

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

that seven minute video

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link

yeah this guy is touring for infinity isn't he

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

that last vmas where they kissed his ass for 15-30m is looking less like a "still got it!" and more like a "congratulations for having it for so long" esp when off that GQ it sounds like he's more "screw you guys i'm going home" and less "Well i guess i should meet this benny blanco guy about a comeback"

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

"if you don't wanna hear me whinny over my friend hiccuping for seven minutes then i guess we're done here"

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

so JT went from Like A Prayer to MDMA in two albums.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

daaaamn

old homophobic boom bap rap traditionalist (The Reverend), Friday, 22 November 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

I still haven't actually played 2 of 2 lol

old homophobic boom bap rap traditionalist (The Reverend), Friday, 22 November 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link

Funny how in just one year the conversation turned from "Justin Timberlake needs to return to music" to the last 10 or so posts here

Evan R, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

it was just too soon for "yet more futuresex/lovesounds 3 of 1"

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

he's already said interviews that he gets more out of making people laugh than rocking the crowd so i guess there's nothing driving him to get out of neutral, either to sell out or go crazy musically

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

in interviews, i mean

da croupier, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

I guess the best way to make people laugh is to get pissy with critics?

Spottie, Friday, 22 November 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

In retrospect I like Suit and Tie much more than either Get Lucky or Blurred Lines.

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

In retrospect, I was right about "Take Back the Night," and the rest of you all are crazy.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link

TBTN is pretty good - it sounds almost like it could be a lesser single from Off The Wall.

It always makes me think of campus Take Back the Night rallies though.

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:04 (ten years ago) link

no i still think the general consensus itt re: take back the night was pretty spot-on. i mean at least it's better than tko but...

dyl, Monday, 6 January 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

finally just listened to the second releases

Not A Bad Thing is nice! And the opener, the rest is pretty junky. NO idea why any of those songs are longer than 3 minutes.

Spottie, Monday, 24 February 2014 06:22 (ten years ago) link

I gave "True Blood" more than one or two listens around Halloween.

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 11:49 (ten years ago) link

"Not A Bad Thing" is a decent choice for the next single, sounded good on Fallon the other night. Pretty impossible to rehabilitate the album's rep after the first two singles, though.

Heard "Pusher Love Girl" this morning, still great, only song from these records I care about ever hearing again.

MISTERSNRUB (some dude), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link

If only it had been released with a continuous mix bonus disc.

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link

still think 20/20 2 was the worst pop album i went about hearing last year

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

The last time I heard the first album was the weekend I watched Blue Jasmine. Good times.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

I think that may be true for me, altho technically I heard it this year. xp

Spottie, Monday, 24 February 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

the new single gives off horrific "this is almost destined to be No. 1" vibes

katherine, Monday, 24 February 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link

This time 'round I wouldn't mind if it went #1. He's soppier than he pretends and is decent at it.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 February 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link

The recent albums gave off such a bad whiff of stink that despite loving his first two records I've listened to 20/20 all the way through maybe once and the second one never. And it really irks me that the only two JT songs I hear on the radio with any regularity is "What Goes Around ..." and "Mirror." It's almost as if they're afraid to play "Cry Me A River" or "Like I Love You" for fear that people would rather hear them.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 February 2014 15:11 (ten years ago) link

"TKO" is without a doubt his worst ever single right? i mean, even worse than the one that literally got turned into a mcdonalds jingle

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 February 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link

"not a bad thing" sounded good on fallon

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 February 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link

"I'm Lovin' It" was great idc idc

MISTERSNRUB (some dude), Monday, 24 February 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link

"Mirrors" might not be his worst single, but it's his worst HIT single, at any rate.

Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

love "not a bad thing" on the radio, song has a total summer jam feel

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Sunday, 13 April 2014 02:53 (ten years ago) link

Otm

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:12 (ten years ago) link

Oh yeah -- his best single since 2008

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link

The single version, of course: the album version is a monstrosity.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link

mehhhhhhhh

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 April 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link

I feel like the most damning thing about Part 2 is that none of the singles have been as good as "Suit & Tie" or "Mirrors"

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 April 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link

oh man nabt towers over mirrors and is on par w suit and tie. but the rest of that album is no no no

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 13 April 2014 04:32 (ten years ago) link

and I'm not even a mirrors detractor

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 13 April 2014 04:32 (ten years ago) link

I feel like the most damning thing about Part 2 is that none of the singles have been as good as "Suit & Tie" or "Mirrors"

― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Sunday, April 13, 2014 12:29 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i like "mirrors" a lot and tolerate "suit and tie", but haven't these songs been widely panned?

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Sunday, 13 April 2014 12:50 (ten years ago) link

I think that's rev's point

Tim F, Sunday, 13 April 2014 12:57 (ten years ago) link

Looks like it'll be his first American top ten in almost a year.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 April 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link

Not A Bad Thing sounds like the second single (after a Max Martin jam) on an *NSYNC reunion album named All Grown Up. So yeah it's the best single he's had in a while.

da croupier, Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link

yeah it really is the mildest thing he's made since N Sync, isn't it. it came as a relief after "TKO," but the more i hear it, the less i like it. the staged viral campaign w/ the couple getting engaged while the song is playing is so so lame, too.

some dude, Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

don't know how I feel about the chorus' false humility either; coming from a dude with Justin's wealth he sings it like a threat.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link

So don't act like it's a bad thing to fall in love with me
Cause you might fuck around and find your dreams come true with me
Spend all your time and your money just to find out that my love was free
So don't act like it's a bad thing to fall in love with me, me

i looked up the chorus cuz I find the opening "with me/with me" rhyme really insipid and grating, and it turns out he threw a "fuck" in there too that i was unaware of.

da croupier, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link

between this and jessica biel producing a TV pilot about a bachelor living the high life in NYC who has a sudden change of heart after babysitting his nephew. He hires an aspiring actress to play his wife, and things get complicated when he finds himself falling for her those two are painting a pretty horrifying picture.

da croupier, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link

So glad I'm overseas where I don't have to deal with this shit

, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link

Dunno that ppl have to deal w it onshore

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link

"I feel like the most damning thing about Part 2 is that none of the singles have been as good as "Suit & Tie" or "Mirrors""

this is true and it is also much more of an insult than stated

katherine, Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

"Brand New" off the Pharrell album is so easily my favorite thing he's done in a while, really reaffirms that i much prefer P to Timbaland as a creative foil for Justin.

some dude, Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

seconded

balls, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

idk feel like "Brand New" never takes off as much as it should and Justified doesn't really hold up outside of the singles mostly

Still like part 1 even though its flaws became more apparent over time. part 2 has some good stuff amidst some bad ideas but can't say I come back to it much. this single's pretty eh imo but I'll take it over "Mirrors"

nova, Sunday, 13 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link

"Brand New" off the Pharrell album is so easily my favorite thing he's done in a while, really reaffirms that i much prefer P to Timbaland as a creative foil for Justin.

― some dude, Sunday, April 13, 2014 12:30 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

it's so horrible that pharrell is putting "marilyn monroe" out as the next single, that song is trash

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 13 April 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

lol i like "mirrors" a lot and tolerate "suit and tie", but haven't these songs been widely panned?

― surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Sunday, April 13, 2014 5:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think that's rev's point

― Tim F, Sunday, April 13, 2014 5:57 AM Bookmark

I like "Suit & Tie" a lot and tolerate "Mirroors", but that was my point

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 April 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link

haha I'll let my "Mirroors" typo stand

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 April 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link

JT is coming back to play Chicago at the end of the year. Which would make this his ... sixth stop here since winter of 2013? At least?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 April 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

the near-unanimous hatred for Mirrors is so weird to me. like i understand some ppl not liking it but everyone? obviously i am wrong about it.

alpine static, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

It's like your my MIRROOR

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

err you're obv

steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

I love Mirrors, haters be damned.

schwantz, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

i mean, let's be real, any song that sold millions of downloads and broke radio airplay records is not unanimously hated. outside of this message board it's pretty well regarded. even on Pazz & Jop it just barely missed the top 10.

sucks tho.

some dude, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link

i looked up the chorus cuz I find the opening "with me/with me" rhyme really insipid and grating, and it turns out he threw a "fuck" in there too that i was unaware of.

― da croupier, Sunday, April 13, 2014 11:05 AM (8 hours ago)

the lazy rhyming doesn't really bother me, since the rhyme is such an unimportant part of the hook -- it's all about the groove. it doesn't really get in the way

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Sunday, 13 April 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link

xpost: yeah i didn't mean unanimous globally, just 'round here. i'm kinda surprised it placed so high on p&j

alpine static, Monday, 14 April 2014 00:07 (ten years ago) link

i like it too

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 April 2014 00:17 (ten years ago) link

think we need Don 'n' Glenn to opine on the Timber.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 April 2014 00:19 (ten years ago) link

well yeah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 April 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link

six years pass...

i don't suppose any of you clever internet detectives could track down the three edits ("no bullshit" and "album side length" and "just hooks") of this album that were originally posted here:

http://the2020experience.bandcamp.com/album/the-20-20-experience-no-bullshit

― some dude, Monday, March 25, 2013 11:13 AM (seven years ago)

could ya?

alpine static, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link


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