What's the worst thing you've shagged to? What's the best? (can be best/worst as records or best/worst as background noise for sex, could be best/worst experiences had whilst music played).
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:05 (7 months ago) Permalink
sorry if this has been done to death, if it has, someone delete it.
So this isn't a thread about the early Antz?Was it still called Sex Music after they went off to be Bow Wow Wow and Adam went glam?
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:11 (7 months ago) Permalink
Bows, Luke Sutherland's band immediately after Long Fin Killie, made two albums which are both wonderful to shag to, frankly. Vaguely shoegazey / trip-hoppy, very sensual boy&girl vocal duets, lots of slow builds and releases.
Wife very much likes Jimi Hendrix.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:16 (7 months ago) Permalink
just realised that this thread is just going to make me think of ILXord individual sex-styles LOCK IT IMMEDIATELY LOCK THIS
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
Why is it I like fast builds and fast releases...I'm I doing something wrong?....
― The Pastiche Liberation Front (sonnyboy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:28 (7 months ago) Permalink
xp if we work hard enough we can reach a stage where you can't listen to anything without thinking of specific ilxors having sex to it...
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:24 (7 months ago) Permalink
worst: the postal service
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 14:25 (7 months ago) Permalink
suprisingly worst: Al Green and Marvin Gaye -- I feel so self-conscious when I have sex to classic "sexy" music that I can't get into it. Best is usually electronic with no vocals.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 14:36 (7 months ago) Permalink
I don't usually listen to a lot of music during sex. If I do, for the most part it's accidental.
First time was to Skid RowAt what age did you lose your virginity?
Worst was probably this time I tried to set up a Lindstrom-based playlist in Pandora. It started off well, but drifted into this horrible, boring, loungy boutiquey idm. My partner was like, "can we turn off the elevator music?" We put on some trance station, which despite not really being what I listen to in real life, was really good to have sex to.
― how's life, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 14:38 (7 months ago) Permalink
not really being what I listen to in real life
life is what you make of it
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 14:39 (7 months ago) Permalink
horrible, boring, loungy boutiquey idm
this really is the worst for sex!
― The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
MBV pretty good iirc
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:19 (7 months ago) Permalink
best: D'Angelo - Voodooworst: looping music at the end of Barbershop 2 DVD, which after an excruciatingly long time, one of us finally went back to the other room to turn off
― Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:01 (7 months ago) Permalink
basically it needs to have atmosphere and get me out of my head. When it has really prominent, clear vocals where the words are really easy to understand I start thinking about the words.
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:44 (7 months ago) Permalink
Long mellow instrumentals of just about any kind, really.
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
my hot tip is never play alan lomax's recordings of italian sulphur miners which once resulted in someone getting dressed and leaving my house. sun city girls have tended to fare fairly badly too.
― stirmonster, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:27 (7 months ago) Permalink
Sigur Ros is better to fuck to than listen to.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
faint praise
― Lee626, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:50 (7 months ago) Permalink
― stirmonster, Tuesday, October 2, 2012 4:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
However, lomaxes recordings of prisoners singing and driving railroad spikes could work very nicely
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:06 (7 months ago) Permalink
"Whoa Rosie! Whoa gal!"
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:07 (7 months ago) Permalink
ha ha! genius.
― stirmonster, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:08 (7 months ago) Permalink
this whole album seems purpose-made for fuck tunes:
― pea hen (clouds), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 12:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
Not to harsh-buzz your hard-on there, but I can't imagine having sex to that at all. I saw "Thomas Fehlmann" and I was like "well, maybe he's changed his game up and is doing something new" but nope, it's pretty much how I remember him. All squelchy and farty.
― how's life, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 13:26 (1 month ago) Permalink
so it sounds like actual sex?
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 14:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
how is that squelchy? it's all low-end!
― pea hen (clouds), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
at least it's not schaffel
― pea hen (clouds), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:04 (1 month ago) Permalink
wow, that sounds like horrible sex music to me. I would have chosen something more organic and contemplative.
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:15 (1 month ago) Permalink
like a field recording of wolves
― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
or cage's music for amplified cactus
― pea hen (clouds), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:26 (1 month ago) Permalink
xp
― I, rrational (mh), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:51 (1 month ago) Permalink
Do you normally have sex with Wire reviewers in the mid-90s?
― we browse anonymo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:31 (1 month ago) Permalink
sex to music is rather overrated imo
― the late great, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
the best music to have sex to is a recording of the last time you had sex
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:42 (1 month ago) Permalink
i might as well be one given the bulk of my listening
― pea hen (clouds), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:50 (1 month ago) Permalink
Worst:
― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:56 (1 month ago) Permalink
worst: looping music at the end of Barbershop 2 DVD
Lol, DVDs kind of ruined making-out-and-forgetting-the-movie.
― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:59 (1 month ago) Permalink
The activity in question must have involved some deft and rather vigorous multi-tasking in the era of vinyl singles.
― collardio gelatinous, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 04:43 (1 month ago) Permalink
that's the real reason record changers were so popular
― Lee626, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 05:01 (1 month ago) Permalink
bingo.
the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction.
― collardio gelatinous, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 05:08 (1 month ago) Permalink