A message to the Spotify musician The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan (aka Matt Farley)

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why are you doing this?

starfish succulents (unregistered), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:14 (9 months ago) Permalink

What, existing?

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2012 13:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

wtf is this

keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:37 (9 months ago) Permalink

whuh?

Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

omg "Tiny Dancer"

Look at that tiny dancer
She's such a tiny dancer
Yes she is
The tiny dancer is so tiny
lalalalalala

keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

it's not funny to me but it's not substantially less funny than a lot of 'music humor'

Mordy, Monday, 6 August 2012 13:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

"Tiny Dancer" is the only one I've found funny

keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:44 (9 months ago) Permalink

"A Song About The Thong" is the end of the world

ps why tf am I still listening to this

keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:49 (9 months ago) Permalink

i don't use spotify and what is this?

Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:51 (9 months ago) Permalink

he's a dude with a piano who has hundreds (371 songs, 10 hours) of tribute songs on Spotify, with titles like "People Like Townes Van Zandt Even More Because of His Addictions" and "A Review of 'Yankee Hotel Foxtrot'"? so whenever you search for certain artists or albums or songs, you get his blathering novelty songs alongside (or instead of) whatever you were actually trying to search for.

So you get all these heartbroken Beastie Boys fans searching Spotify for "Adam Yauch" and coming up with

oh MCA, oh MCA
you are a Beastie Boy
you're such a good rapper
oh MCA, oh your name is Adam Yauch
that is your name

either he has a major Wesley Willis complex or he's trying to jam up people's search results. probably a little of both.

starfish succulents (unregistered), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:56 (9 months ago) Permalink

seems like a guy who writes piano music mostly inspired by titles of popular songs (tiny dancer, big yellow taxi, fireworks, heartless, etc) in a kinda half-outsider half-'comedy' style

Mordy, Monday, 6 August 2012 13:56 (9 months ago) Permalink

see this is why i don't use Spotify.

Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:03 (9 months ago) Permalink

Although I totally get and encourage this guy's steez. It's no different from those shitty acappellas, badly-recorded live versions and euro-techno remixes that jam Spotify up all the time anyway.

Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

Something kind of Anal Cunt-ish about this idea as well as Wesley Willis.

Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:05 (9 months ago) Permalink

ok so maybe I was cynical to peg him as a troll/spammer. and he's (kinda) from my area. sorry dude, not tryna be a hater!

starfish succulents (unregistered), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:08 (9 months ago) Permalink

I use Spotify every day and I've never heard of this guy.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 August 2012 14:10 (9 months ago) Permalink

*performs an impromptu piano ballad called "Matt Farley, You Are a Good Guy & I'm Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings"*

starfish succulents (unregistered), Monday, 6 August 2012 14:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

I wish I thought of this

MUBU gai pan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:20 (9 months ago) Permalink

starfish succulents (unregistered), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:06 (9 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

"Gangman Style" is pretty dope.

the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Friday, 28 December 2012 21:41 (4 months ago) Permalink


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