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ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

sigh

maura, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

This list isn't about proclaiming exceptions or wearing a strong enough pair of beer goggles; it's about acknowledging that even the big girls need some love, and we're down to give to 'em.

what the

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.
But that version of Aretha rolled down the fried-chicken-and-waffles mountain a long time ago.

suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

this dude also wrote http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2012/01/10_sexiest_super_bowl_commerci.php

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

didn't expect 'Broward' to be an actual place

W. E. B. Du Bois Goals Panel (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm assuming this dude got paid to do this, right

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

8. Doritos - Ali Landry

This is a personal favorite, probably because it came out during the height our of teenage masturbatory fury. If this list were named "Hot Girls Who Had a Moment of Fame Because of Their Hotness but Couldn't Take It Anywhere Because They Had Absolutely No Talent At All," then Ali Landry would be way at the top, running a very far second to Megan Fox.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm assuming this dude got paid to do this, right

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:15 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark

$40, which is almsot worse than not even being paid at all

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Was just going to ask that question (about getting paid).

grandavis, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

that URL is really going nowhere good

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is basically why I don't read music blogs in a nutshell

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

a cheerily sexist nutshell

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Was hard to pick a line out of it that wasn't deeply offensive. Refuse to go back to see if there is one. Is the search for content really this desparate?

grandavis, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

yes

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

didn't expect 'Broward' to be an actual place

I take it you've never seen Cops.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sinead O'Conner

Straight up, this is a pity bang.

disgusting

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Straight up, this is a chitty bang.

suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bro-ward Ho!

bendy, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

how did they manage to hold off on stretching this out to five pages

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

I pity anyone who lives in Broward and Palm Beach so it may explain his attitude.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

After five seconds of reflection I am pretty sure I know what you actually mean but, given the article, my first thought was "Is Alfred saying, 'poor Broward dudes, all they have is big people'?????????"

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

Nice ironical thread title btw

when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

i would read that but no way i'm giving that shit 10 clickthrus

tho i did notice the r. kelly tag, which makes a lot of sense, seeing as he's a rapper who often threatens violence

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

It’s a reminder of the fact that when hip hop abandons its tiresome obsession with idiot materialism and posturing, it can still sound vital and relevant.

ffs

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

the combination thread title + first post is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in ages. cheers Whiney

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

Listicle idea: Fat black women that Ric Delgado would fuck, but Tom Hawking is scared of

suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

$40, which is almost worse than not even being paid at all

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM

til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

it is semi-disappointing that "listicle" is a portmanteau of "list" and "article" when most examples end up coming across as a portmanteau of "list" and "testicle"

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

portmanteau of Liszt and icicle

til the sound of my voice will haint u (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

Aw DJP you should have replaced the second 'list' with 'lick'

when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

the writer of the BROward piece is, a cursory facebook search reveals, not actually 14 or even 20 but THIRTY-ONE :O

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

I really shouldn't wish death or violence on anyone, but...

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Anyone that’s known me for any period of time has probably had a chance to read The Whispers. If you haven’t… well, maybe you should question the closeness of our friendship (which I’m guessing must be close since you’re reading this blog).

I started writing The Whispers in 2000, after one of many over-dramatic crush on girl friend situation. Let me tell you, there is no better inspiration than getting rejected by a crush (especially a crush that had been cultivated for years) and listening to Henry Rollins’ Hard Volume.

The Whispers came out of me faster than anything else I’d written at the time, which by that point entailed research papers and bad poetry. Then for the next twelve years I’ve been revising and rewriting it.

I lost count when the revisions reached twenty, and that was probably a couple of years ago. I’ve worked and molded this story, never feeling quite comfortable with it, especially when I got negative feedback from friends and other writers.

I would put the story down periodically, let it breathe, then pick it up years later. Then, this past year, I picked it up again. In the last two or three years I have been writing every single day. And this time things were different. Normally, when I would work on the 4,300 word short story, I would find myself lost at times. I would lose track of the point I was making, where it fit in the context of the story, and even agonizing about single word changes.

This time I totally kicked it’s ass.

the typo kicked your ass

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

I started writing The Whispers in 2000, after one of many over-dramatic crush on girl friend situation.

ARRRGH

bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

the combination thread title + first post is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in ages

lol yes

Lamp, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Whispers came out of me faster than anything else

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is total BS but

Sarcasm doesn't always come across in writing, and it certainly didn't in this post. I get why commenters below called this "the most insulting thing on the Internet," and that's why it has been removed. New Times regrets the offense we've caused and hopes you'll stick with us in our next attempt at sarcasm. -- Eric Barton

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha wait, their retraction basically states "sorry for offending you but that was sarcastic; we'd never sleep with these fat women"????????????

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

New Times regrets the offense we've caused

Isn't offense their whole business model?

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 18:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

three cheers to commenter "very good article"

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

(that was me)

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

nice work

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure which is worse: the editor implying that no male at the broward new time would dare fuck a fat woman or that he thinks we can't take 3 minutes and look at ric delgado's archive to find a host of other, non-"sarcastic" posts

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

unless ric cordero never actually beat it to "rump shaker", but i don't think that's possible

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

er, ric delgado

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 19:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

"loles" would be rueful, almost glum lols IMO

bit.ly sno cone maker (Jon Lewis), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bob Lole

caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, 27 April 2012 17:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bob Dololo

caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, 27 April 2012 17:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

i am the way into the lolorous city

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ric is a good friend of mine and I'll be the first to say he has an odd sense of humor. I've known him long enough to know that he really means no harm. He's not Louis CK or Lenny Bruce. If he was he would be touring the country with offensive humor. What bothers me though is how the editor is getting no crap for this. Ric is just a freelance writer. It's not like he runs the paper. Obviously the editor thought it was a decent article or he wouldn't of published it. But I get the politics behind it. And I know you were an editor and your still a freelance writer so you get it. You had to write this article and I understand. I also understand why people got offended. Ironically through out of all this destruction it has made Ric one of the most popular freelance writers in Miami. Everybody would say for the wrong reasons but the fame is there either way. I mean he has an editor from Spin writing about him. He can actually turn this into an obnoxious, personality that's completely sarcastic and people will listen just to get offended. Because when it comes down to it the majority of this country wants to hear fart and dick jokes. I personally don't dig it but I'm the minority. There's ignorance everywhere. That's just the world we live in. It doesn't make it okay but it's reality.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Signed, Ric"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

he's popular because Whiney mentioned him!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

This dude has a bright future ahead of him as a regular guest-star on Bob & Tom

cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

this dude has a bright future ahead of him as an occasionally revived thread

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha

cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

the Larry the Cable Guy of music critics

caulk the wagon and float it, Friday, 11 May 2012 13:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

its on some UK fake-Vice site instead of a legit source so wgaf about some blogger imo

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh yes I was forgetting that the original article in this thread was published in that eminent music crit bible, the blogs section of the Broward Palm Beach New Times.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

worth it to push the thread onto the first page or two of google results for his name imo

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp that is at least a newspaper of some description aiui?

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

hey great music journalism is great music journalism!

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 15:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

So

When are winners gonna be announced for this

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

As soon as Editor Ric Delgado publishes the winners' names.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's really a question of which recent village voice articles are the most deserving

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

"winners"

Mr. Zone A (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

sigh

i'm actually not referring to the scandal chronicled in this thread - more to "BEST NEW MUSIC 2012"

Raymond Cummings, Monday, 5 November 2012 03:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

so many things wrong in that article that the answer to the question doesn't end up seeming particularly important or interesting.

Tim F, Monday, 12 November 2012 05:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Still no announcement, huh?

I'm sure I won't make it anyway, should stop caring

Raymond Cummings, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Oh, come on!

Raymond Cummings, Thursday, 27 December 2012 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

?????

RIP BMW?

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 06:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Please contact us!

For Best Music Writing-related publishing inquires: musicwriting at gmail dot com

For Best Music Writing ballot entries: bestmusicwritingseries at gmail dot com

For Feedback PRess related inquires of any type: wemakefeedback at gmail dot com

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curmudgeon, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

No new tweets since fall 2012 from the musicwriting twitter address

curmudgeon, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

2012 Best Music Writing board members: Adam Curley, Jewly Hight, Miles Marshal Lewis, Bongani Madondo, Michaelangelo Matos, Anupa Mistry, Ann Powers, Mark Richardson, Alex Ross and Victoria Segal.


Daphne Carr and Tobias Carroll

aka Feedback Press

aka pubishers of the Best Music Writing series (and more)

curmudgeon, Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

No news in ages. Where did the Kickstarter money go?

Edward Bax, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

so shoddy

there's a bit more on this thread:

Best Music Writing 2012

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is the actual story:

http://noisey.vice.com/en_au/blog/what-ever-happened-to-the-best-music-writing-series

scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

seriously does NO ONE know her irl? surely one of the many contacts of an established NYC-based editor/publisher does? is there NO crossover between the occupy crew she runs with now and people who want to know where the $17k went?

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

apparently not.

scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

she's like where's waldo on facebook. she's everywhere. all kinds of occupy places. i feel bad about this. i like daphne.

scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Is it weird that I'm still at the point where I don't even care where my money went, i just want this to happen?

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

If she can't be bothered to say anything beyond "no comment" then I doubt there's much anyone else can do. maybe the threat of legal action would focus her mind.

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

its a little late for it to happen. how many publishers would want to retroactively put out a book that was timed to be released the way those books were.

scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i like daphne.

do you know her irl!

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

xpost

I figured. Hopefully anther publisher picks up the series at some point, but that's probably unlikely to happen either after all this.

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

*another

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

there are literally a billion better ways to defend your peer from accusations of fraud than "but she's cool and you have a shitty job", lol @ Whiney

Murgatroid, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

i only see her at the EMP conferences. she's always so nice. she's really smart. sometimes things happen. i don't claim to understand.

x-post

scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

curious what proportion of donors to the kickstarter were music writers or involved in the music journalism industry in some way

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

and yet faster than you realize

Best Music Writing 2012

da croupier, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's multiple threads for you

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink


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