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'blue chips' is my favorite album of the year, and i need a place to transcribe every single lyric

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's an awfully chillwave name

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

His stage name derives from gangster William "Action" Jackson, and tough-guy actor Charles Bronson.

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

shit is like If Nathan Rabin Rapped

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Move cocaine outta Spokane, I got no shame

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

that's fucked up, you know rabin is on some people under the stairs shit

adam, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

shit is like If Nathan Rabin Rapped

― internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

hahaha

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

'blue chips' is my favorite album of the year, and i need a place to transcribe every single lyric

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

used to lose, now everybody kangaroos

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

shit is like If Nathan Rabin Rapped

― internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

it's really more like if you took dom passantino's brain and put it in whiney's body

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

PIES N THIGHS on my mind all the time

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

well whiney has eaten at per se, so you can take some of his brain, too

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

good thread

johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's really more like if you took dom passantino's brain and put it in whiney's body

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:53 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know what you think my physique is like these days, dogg, but i'm on top of that shit a little more than Action Bronson

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

still have to listen to this

been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah i know, i just thought it was a good line regardless xp

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

tubby ginger
ironman fishscale

i'm into it

billstevejim, Thursday, 22 March 2012 00:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

burning bitches from the TV like a CD

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

architecture art deco
twist the pussy like a soft pretzel

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think some dude is probably the only crossover from the Community thread, so can we use this thread to talk about how terrible Community is

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

saw some live clip where he was all "315, not the time, that's my weight" between songs. i like this dude but he does not look healthy atm.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

seriously, fuck you again, j0rdan

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's seriously hilarious to read the "no really, he's not just the shyne of ghostface anymore" reviews and then put it on and be like uhhh

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's seriously hilarious to read the "no really, he's not just the shyne of ghostface anymore" reviews and then put it on and be like uhhh where's my train cd

― internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:12 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

btw whiney can i officially invite you to the community thread? it's honestly so bad that it could only improve w/ your presence

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey whiney remember like 4 days ago when we talked about having a ceasefire on pointless "lol you like middlebrow things!" zings? did some alts pop shots at you on twitter about liking linkin park again so you gotta keep the cycle of abuse going?

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

dude, i took a peek in there and like, seriously, the only way those posts could be more embarrassing is if everyone had brony avatars. i would be banned from ilx in a minute

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i thought that zing was harmless, sorry dogg

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

no, it's a safe place. i promise.

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i lol'd

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

i mean it's totally harmless but if someone disagrees with you about rap on a rap thread and their go-to is "GO LISTEN TO GREEN DAY DOOD" you'd probably be thrilled too you must admit

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think part of the thing w/ the NO REALLY, HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GHOSTFACE (more on this from me in the future) is that maybe if you just listen to him for a year it kinda wears off? cuz when i heard 'dr lecter' i was all "hahahah, no. really?" but anyway this album is just much better

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

the thing to me is that more than the voice his writing seems so clearly, stiflingly influenced by ghostface

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

some dude, this thread is basically gonna be a goon locker room, no one is gonna see this shit.

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

certainly not the sub-onion a/v club saddos in the community thread, and the real tears they cry nightly on their muppet bedsheets

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

re his size, he's really let himself go in the past, like, year or so

in these videos from a few years back he's not anywhere near obese

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

"THIS EPISODE IS ONLY AN A+, DAN HARMON YOU ARE CAPABLE OF A++ WORK"

fart

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

the thing to me is that more than the voice his writing seems so clearly, stiflingly influenced by ghostface

― internet somebody (some dude), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

idk i think he's much more a rapid fire punchline dude than ghost

honestly i think his absurdism is more in the lineage of, like, cam'ron than ghost, but he sounds EXACTLY like ghost so it's kinda hard to get that out of your head

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

whiney i'm gonna strangle you to death

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

he literally says "don't compare me to ghost's shit" on the tape, man. did you not get that far?

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha this thread is gr8 and i don't really know who this dude is

horseshoe, Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

the one thing i think is interesting is that he basically has that hyper punchline feel of 90s whiteboy Copywrite/High&Mighty shit, but with that Cam'rom/Ghost attitude of "I really don't care if you're catching the jokes or not"

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

doesn't every rapper say "don't compare me to [rapper everyone compares me to]"? why follow their bullshit rules?

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

some dude, if you dont like this, i dont know what

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

i haven't listened to all of it, i'm not hatin hatin just fuckin around

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

go listen to it its gr8

cum on feel the cone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

k

internet somebody (some dude), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

i find this dude likeable but i have a lot of trouble imagining this record is as good as everyone is saying rt now. his earlier stuff was already overrated as it was

D-40, Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

the production also sounds a lot like the kind of beats ghostface gets

flopson, Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

love this guy.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 March 2012 01:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

no just v cynical about the hip hop world lately

littledotheyknow (D-40), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

rlly tho the music is the only worthwhile part of it

littledotheyknow (D-40), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol omar

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

ive never seen the thing idgi

littledotheyknow (D-40), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's better than a lot of rap albums

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

the joke is that Russell and co. are ready to blast that guy because they're not sure if he's actually himself or if he's something else

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

wtf happened to deej itt

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Now just because I appreciate and respect the culture, doesn’t mean I falsely (and lamely) try to emulate it. It has its place. That place just is not in my house or on my body.

The Reverend, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

also, the correspondence between 'decent ones' and 'make good music' is basically nil

― littledotheyknow (D-40), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 6:59 PM (1 hour ago)

boots riley seems ok

other than that idk

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

i bet biz markie is a cool dude

The Reverend, Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

drake_so_far_gone.jpg

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

to an exaggerated degree perhaps, but many hang out with or are social with killers.
--littledotheyknow (D-40)

No, I think it's the dude from Interpol on the El-P album, tho maybe Lupe rapped over "Are We Human or Are We Dancer"

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

thank you, based custos

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

It is easy enough to say that man is immortal simply because he will endure: that when the last dingdong of doom has clanged and faded from the last worthless rock hanging tideless in the last red and dying evening, that even then there will still be one more sound: that of his puny inexhaustible voice, still zinging Custos.

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

dagmn

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

rlly tho the music is the only worthwhile part of it

haha this is true of life in general, more or less

onlydarkness.com, Thursday, 24 May 2012 01:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

very few of the rappers i've hung out w/ are nationally famous at all but probably half if not the majority of them have been pretty warm, decent human beings that you can talk about real life shit and joke around with. that probably thins out a bit the higher you climb the career ladder, but that's probably as much as a "fame makes you an asshole/you have to be an asshole to become famous" thing as anything to do with rap itself.

some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Idk I mean less about whether or not they are charismatic or have good personalities, and more the shit involved in being in the business & coming from these neighborhoods where there is a lot of death and dishonesty. I'm not judging so much them as social creatures, more just that yr talking about music, at least where I am, performed in the area of lots of criminality and poverty. The reality of that shit can be pretty rough. Add to that the kind of personality likely to want to be a rapper, and yeah, yr gonna be dealing w a lot of ppl who might be perfectly move face to face but have objectionable worldviews

littledotheyknow (D-40), Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fucking swype

littledotheyknow (D-40), Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

To be clear I dont think being poor is an excuse, im just taking about the nature of what hip hop is--its closer to wrestling that way, it doesnt surprise me overly to find out action bronson has some assholish tendencies abt transvestites

littledotheyknow (D-40), Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey i just thought the phrase "99% of rappers are not decent human beings" implied some deeper moral judgment than just not having a progressive view of the LGBT community -- obviously if you're meeting rappers as a member of the media you might not get their true unfiltered behavior and beliefs but i was speaking more of a basic humanity i've observed in individuals rather than just whether they're friendly and charismatic. one of the last rappers i interviewed is a guy who caught a body at 15 and has spent literally half of his life in jail, and i would place him in the 'decent human beings' column.

some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

if head only knew how deej felt about the rap game
they'd relocate and change they fuckin name

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

one of the last rappers i interviewed is a guy who caught a body at 15 and has spent literally half of his life in jail, and i would place him in the 'decent human beings' column.

― some dude, Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uhhhh

een, Friday, 25 May 2012 18:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

just because you killed somebody when you were a kid doesn't mean you're an asshole for life

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Awesome news

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah i meant currently, not then or necessarily over the course of his whole life (xpost)

some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 18:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

who was it btw??

een, Friday, 25 May 2012 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

mac miller

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

no he just got 10 minutes of time out for breaking timmy's army man toy

some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

one of the last rappers i interviewed is mac miller who caught a body at 15 when someone crowd-surfed at a Dave Matthews Band concert.

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 May 2012 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

hehe

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 May 2012 19:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol whiney

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 May 2012 19:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"we beat the pussy like a dead moose"

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 July 2012 22:06 (10 months ago) Permalink

AB is all over the new meyhem lauren tape, for those who are interested

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:52 (10 months ago) Permalink

hella classic quotables in this new one

http://www.sharebeast.com/2fd6jsz6lzky

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:29 (10 months ago) Permalink

italian sluts
my whole battalion is nuts

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:31 (10 months ago) Permalink

steer the whip with one arm like jim abbott
chocolate sauce over thin rabbit

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:32 (10 months ago) Permalink

SHORTY SNIFFIN HADDOCK IN THE ATTIC

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:32 (10 months ago) Permalink

shoot eagles on the jack nicklaus course
porsche with the triple exhaust

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:33 (10 months ago) Permalink

SMOKE THE SHARK, GREG NORMAN SHIT
MEETIN ROBERT HORRY IN THE FOREIGN WHIP

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:34 (10 months ago) Permalink

Two things: I'm bout to cop a few rings, and eat paper thin slices of the blue ling.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:39 (10 months ago) Permalink

DEF LEPPARD
FRESH PEPPERED

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:32 (10 months ago) Permalink

"with one arm like jim abbott" is pretty impressively baseball nerdy

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:35 (10 months ago) Permalink

i guess maybe impressive w/r/t him being 27 but overall not really

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

yeah i meant due to his age - actually now that i check i guess he did stay in the majors til 99, i thought it was earlier in the decade

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:43 (10 months ago) Permalink

idk dude is pretty fucking well known -- he pitched in the majors with one arm

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:47 (10 months ago) Permalink

baseball refs are a beautiful mystery to me every time

Number None, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:56 (10 months ago) Permalink

jim abbot was also a punchline in Party Down, maybe he just saw it recently

google deeznuts (D-40), Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:56 (10 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

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