Wouldn't Dre's dick have to be pretty damn small, to fit between gap teeth, unless dude was missing half his grill
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
. . .
― markers, Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
he prob means its so big that it takes the gap of a missing tooth to fit a vein or something
slightly grossed out that this thread made me think about dr dres dick
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
"with my nuts on your tonsils"
― billstevejim, Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
we've done this btw
― Two Noble Klinsmenn (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 October 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
put my dick inside your mouthtry to fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth
― V79, Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
That line is about luther campbell, not dre
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
There's even a fake luke dancing in the video
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Sunday, 23 October 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
Er not eazy
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
Lol I shouldn't drink during day
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link
the question stands regardless of whose gap it is
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
^
regardless of dick ownership a standard gap can't leave hardly but what, a quarter-inch, half-inch at most? not buyin it.
― generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link
feel like a pretty good math question could be dreamed up out of this
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 24 October 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
I will try to squeeze this into a geometry lesson later this year 4 u
― dial m for (m bison), Monday, 24 October 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link
"if the trick's gap tooth has a width of 1/2 inch, what is the radius of dr dre's dick if it tots ta fit?
show your work (no pictures)"
― dial m for (m bison), Monday, 24 October 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
*gots, obv
i like the titchy dick vein theory personally
― some dude, Monday, 24 October 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
half an inch is over a centimetre, that's at LEAST a natural gap PLUS one tooth knocked out
― the men who glare at stoats (sic), Monday, 24 October 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
by the thrusting power of Dre's dick, I guess
hmmm interesting theory could 'gap' be a verb, could dre be stating 'i will clear your teeth out of my way like so much rubble with the power of my dick thrust'
is this even a viable pleasurable experience for either party?
― generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
In the Canterbury Tales, Geoffrey Chaucer wrote of the "gap-toothed wife of Bath".[2] As early as this time period, the gap between the front teeth, especially in women, had been associated with lustful characteristics. Thus, the implication in describing "the gap-toothed wife of Bath" is that she is a middle-aged woman with insatiable lust. This has no scientific basis, but it has been a popular assumption in folklore since the Middle Ages.[citation needed]
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 24 October 2011 07:05 (twelve years ago) link
he prob means its so big that it takes the gap of a missing tooth to fit a vein or something In product engineering this would make the dick vein a 'keying feature', preventing Dre from errantly inserting his dick into Luther's mouth the wrong way round.
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
I thought this was going to be a "lyrics that play themselves" thread, not an algebra exercise
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
one of lifes little mysteries
with dres diction being so idiosyncratic and inventive its rly difficult to parse
but tryin my hand at interpreting this
id wager to say he was not conscious of outing himself has dr pencil dick
and instead was more focused on conveying hes hard as fuck
sometimes words betray us
in this case it backjizzed i guess
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link
I think the line just suggests that the gap in Luke's teeth is pretty big
― Wimmels, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 19:04 (seven years ago) link
Schrödinger's dick
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link
gap is different from missing teeth tho
i mean i dont know the avg girth but it has to be way wider than a gap
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link
that's the joke. he's exaggerating. rappers do that sometimes
― Wimmels, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link
Sounds too clumsy for it to be done on purpose tbh
But im not the lyrical gangster
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link
Dont love him like that
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link
Genius contributor take:
Luke’s got a gap between his two front teeth. A hyperbolic line, exaggerating the size of Luke’s gap by implying Dre’s penis could fit comfortably inside it.
BastardofBolton 209This doesn’t say much for Dre’s dick size.
alicia126 1,2242 years agoone of those times when you accidentally diss yourself…on a diss track
Vik9 months ago“Cause when dre diss he diss himself”
fuckem6 months agoI always thought it says “got teeth in your mouth” and it sounds way better that way
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 January 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link