Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (4063 of them)

haha these are great

niels, Thursday, 16 March 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link

yeah i've never had a problem with these extending way past the 70s, though it helps when it's an act that plausibly had been saving up this title since that time. the 70s is a ~feeling~ with these cats.

and yeah "But, I'm On The Guest List" is incredible

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 March 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

the comma, it's the comma

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link

https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/8112733_f520.jpg

Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link

no

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link

terrible innuendoes/double entendres are a different beast

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 March 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link

that does appear to be the actual finished album cover

Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 17 March 2017 09:30 (seven years ago) link

0_o

Ongar Is An Energy (Tom D.), Friday, 17 March 2017 09:51 (seven years ago) link

,0_o,

Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 17 March 2017 09:55 (seven years ago) link

wrt to snatch that totally doesn't have the shruggy, just a regular joe kinda irony that is the key to these.

like a i've got my own album to do title CAN be a pun, but being a pun doesn't necessarily make it one if that makes sense

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 March 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link

that band name is kind of amazing

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 March 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link

gulliver smith one confirms thread is undergoing a real renaissance imho

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 March 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link

^^

niels, Friday, 17 March 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link

i know everyone says this like once a month, but it really is amazing how the examples never end

mookieproof, Friday, 17 March 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link

I anticipate this thread lasting a 12 years, just like the 70s did

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 17 March 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

wkiw atlee yeager

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 March 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I think that goes past horrible and back around to kinda awesome, mostly courtesy of his sideburns

galapagos duck wtf names their band that?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link

really rolls off the tongue

Moodles, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link

xpost

Teenage Daniel Stern and his corny friends apparently

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Hoodoo Rhythm Devils, "All Kidding Aside"

http://www.vinylhistory.com/rock/hoodo_rhythm_devils_all_kidding_c.jpg

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Friday, 24 March 2017 18:52 (seven years ago) link

I feel like that is kind of a lazy one for this thread, like the actual cover should be the band pushing a group of children to one side of the frame or some such thing.

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link

'hoodoo rhythm devils' is like the tgi fridays of band names

mookieproof, Friday, 24 March 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link

Yes, let's have this one too then, Hoodoo Rhythm Devils, "The Barbecue Of Deville"

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81H4hVG6oGL._SX425_.jpg

Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Friday, 24 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

that's the stuff

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:45 (seven years ago) link

it's been said before but that Ron Wood album is p awesome, great basement tapes kinda vibe w/ the swagger of... well, a lot of guys w/ a lot of swagger

niels, Thursday, 30 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link

he had his own album to do...and he did it

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 March 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link

now that's what I call a review

niels, Thursday, 30 March 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link

Conway sad.

https://bschooled.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/conwaytwitty2.jpg%3Fw%3D660

earlnash, Monday, 3 April 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

He's already loved you in his mind

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link

http://covers.discorder.com/fullsize/front/5013929453449.jpg

Chris Spedding - The Only Lick I Know

Dinsdale, Saturday, 8 April 2017 06:34 (seven years ago) link

excellent

niels, Saturday, 8 April 2017 07:11 (seven years ago) link

I've looked at that Hoodoo Rhythm Devils many times in used bins, never realized it was titled The Barbecue of Deville. Ouch.

Dan Peterson, Saturday, 8 April 2017 13:20 (seven years ago) link

Came across this one, 'The Great Fatsby' by Leslie West this weekend.

http://www.recordsbymail.com/uploads/5-13-14-1/41239.jpg

Back cover shot is pretty 'pub band'.

http://www.recordsbymail.com/uploads/5-13-14-1/41239.jpg

earlnash, Monday, 10 April 2017 01:17 (seven years ago) link

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51koPZ7sN-L.jpg

earlnash, Monday, 10 April 2017 01:18 (seven years ago) link

Tracklist is particularly on-the-nose for this kind of band.

Maybe posted before, but:

http://www.futuroprimitivo.cl/6185-thickbox_default/focus-hamburger-concerto-1974-180-grs.jpg

Focus - Hamburger Concerto (1974)

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 April 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link

i feel as if the fugs were ahead of their time with this one

http://https%3A//images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Wz0HV+9QL.jpg

budo jeru, Monday, 10 April 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link

Focus - Hamburger Concerto (1974)

I came upon their record In And Out Of Focus (also known as Focus Plays Focus) but could tell if it fit on this thread or on the punning album titles thread. Was disappointed that the photo wasn't making more use of being in and out of focus.

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/113/MI0002113121.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

in twelve parts (lamonti), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 08:24 (seven years ago) link

Yeah that's right on the border with 60s-style lame puns that feel like they were picked by the label.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 12:19 (seven years ago) link

(Billy Thorpe & the) Aztecs, "More Arse Than Class" (1974)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hpvJfQxkov8/Uj3AENQa-dI/AAAAAAAAB5c/JymEXYc5sp0/s1600/Thorpie+MATC.jpg

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link

... got Poxy Fuled when I tried to post the image I originally wanted to for this album

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:11 (seven years ago) link

if poco had released an album with really bad cover art called "one size fits all" would it be on this thread? what about a bread record called "here come the warm jets" or a 10cc record called "never mind the bollocks"?

is it more or less implied that these album covers don't contain discs with "serious" music? or really what i mean is, we kind of pretend that it's lame, indulgent, coked out buffoonery for the sake of making the joke work, this kind of faux-bro rockist lens that we collectively pretend to wear? is that what makes them funny? because they are really funny, the good ones anyway (by which i may also mean bad, i'm not sure).

i kind of feel like this thread might be the equivalent of laughing disparagingly at "the room" and then everybody goes back to watching "dog star man" and "battleship potemkin" in reverent silence.

i love this thread.

budo jeru, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.