Bah, my images won't post. There's also a Guru Guru album, "Don't Call Us We Call You", but that earns an exemption from this thread because of cute mangled use of English.
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 10:20 (nine years ago) link
cover connection with the sassafras one you posted yesterday there
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 6 November 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link
Skyhooks had a good run of these titles:
Ego Is Not a Dirty Word (1975)Straight in a Gay Gay World (1976)Guilty Until Proven Insane (1978)Hot for the Orient (1980)
― john mortimer impression (soref), Thursday, 6 November 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link
http://eil.com/images/main/Bill-Bruford-Feels-Good-To-Me-488760.jpgBill Bruford - Feels Good To Me
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
Wait...what's happening there?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
He's engaging in a pleasurable sensation
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
Man, I would love to find out if there was some particular album marketing guru with a pamphlet or a trade show stump speech that drove these albums, getting record execs fired up for the vast sales potential lurking in blah photos of their blah-looking musicians alongside dopey titles.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
Brand X on a roll:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moroccan_Roll#mediaviewer/File:Brand_X_Morrocan_Roll.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_They_Hurt%3F#mediaviewer/File:Brand_X-Do_They_Hurt.JPGhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_There_Anything_About%3F#mediaviewer/File:Brand_X_-_Is_There_Anything_About.jpg
― Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
Oh ffs, seriously?
― Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/45725977/Morrocan+Roll.jpg
― Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
http://covers1.img-themusic-world.info/000/18/18307.jpg
― Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/660/cover_57052982010.JPG
― Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
morrocan roll is good but will never beat this effort from foghat:
http://www.metalkingdom.net/album/cover/d80/27007_foghat_foghat_rock_n_roll.jpg
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
I think the Brand X covers are by Hipgnosis, which is kind of at the other end of the spectrum of these kind of covers to the super half-arsed stuff like that Foghat album
― john mortimer impression (soref), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
do ppl prefer stupid, crass puns with incredibly half-arsed covers or stupid, crass puns with super elaborate expensive looking covers?
― john mortimer impression (soref), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
more like crass buns amirite
― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
that Foghat cover made me realise that Cosi Fan Tutti-Frutti by Squeeze is sort of one of these, but about 10 yrs too late:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Cosi_fan_tutti_frutti_album.jpg
― john mortimer impression (soref), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
lol at that REO Speedwagon story. Seems like they had their own Mike Love until they wished him into the cornfield
― you walk on the street, grab the rock (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link
Brian Wilson keepin' the tradition alive...
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 05:11 (nine years ago) link
haha i once made a joke around "pier pressure" as an album title and none of my friends got it
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 November 2014 06:02 (nine years ago) link
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/83809459/Different+Moods+Of+Me.jpg
― Leon Septamost, Friday, 7 November 2014 08:01 (nine years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4144CP9FKQL.jpg
― you walk on the street, grab the rock (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hLAW4d7rwDo/UXjVWKTxrMI/AAAAAAAAFKE/2bJjb1LJB3Q/s1600/Stretch-76-f.jpg
― you walk on the street, grab the rock (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
"How Late'll Ya Play'til" is soooooo good.
http://www.planetperplex.com/img/gold_wrong.jpg
http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/h/henry_gross-plug_me_into_something.jpg
"An amp's okay, I guess."
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link
also just for 2x gross factor:
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/508/MI0001508088.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
Really "needs" the gatefold. Also: there are like, twelve Stampeders LPs.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
http://akaguymarks.weebly.com/uploads/5/2/7/2/5272003/9380692_orig.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
would buy that one for sure, any album that promises the artist "goes bananas" in any fashion is already on the right track.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
Wonderfully over-literal.
http://www.secondhandlps.de/pix_rb_soul/robinson_smokey_pocketful.jpg
― Pheeel, Friday, 14 November 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link
This is probably more in line with the thread(except released in 1988)
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/Nuge%20-%20If%20You%20Can
― Pheeel, Friday, 14 November 2014 00:32 (nine years ago) link
GUH
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 November 2014 00:59 (nine years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Badfingeralbums-ass.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 November 2014 06:02 (nine years ago) link
You Didn't Like It Because You Didn't Think of It is an album by British pop group Hotlegs.The album was released in 1976 after Hotlegs, a three-piece band from Stockport, near Manchester, had added a fourth member, Graham Gouldman, changed its name and achieved international chart success as 10cc.The album was a revised version of Hotlegs' debut album, Thinks: School Stinks, which had included the band's hit single "Neanderthal Man".
The album was released in 1976 after Hotlegs, a three-piece band from Stockport, near Manchester, had added a fourth member, Graham Gouldman, changed its name and achieved international chart success as 10cc.
The album was a revised version of Hotlegs' debut album, Thinks: School Stinks, which had included the band's hit single "Neanderthal Man".
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 November 2014 06:04 (nine years ago) link
Thinks: School Stinks is brilliant
― punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 November 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
Used to have "You Didn't Like It Because You Didn't Think of It" - there's a track on it with three movements called "Suite F.A."
― everything, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
Of course, it's an early line-up of 10CC so...jokes.
― everything, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link
Something subtly so bad about the Henry Gross one, it's like "I literally just fucked this hot chick, now I'm ready to rock, I am a hero"
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
Plug me into something! Show me to the stage! Gimme something to write on! Hello? Hello! Is this thing on? Where's my tea? Shannon!
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 November 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
Saw a corner store tonight called "Buy The Way" and thought of this thread.
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 15 November 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.amiright.com/album-covers/images/album-Barry-Manilow-Tryin-to-Get-the-Feeling.jpg
My broken one a few posts up is this:
http://www.classroomtools.com/wrongpic.jpg
For which I simply must link you to: http://www.classroomtools.com/wronglst.htm
In addition to an orange and two apples, the fruit bowl on the bottom shelf of the table containing the wine appears to hold a softball.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 16 November 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
Problems that may or may not be present. The resolution and composition of the photo makes it difficult to tell.22. The walls of the room appear to be covered with exterior rather than interior plaster.23. The palm-like plant to the left of the "wine" table does not appear to be planted in the pot beneath it.24. The "shade" on the floor lamp in front of the open window appears to either be upside down or a bowl.25. There appear to be odd things on top of the stereo receiver. ...
22. The walls of the room appear to be covered with exterior rather than interior plaster.23. The palm-like plant to the left of the "wine" table does not appear to be planted in the pot beneath it.24. The "shade" on the floor lamp in front of the open window appears to either be upside down or a bowl.25. There appear to be odd things on top of the stereo receiver. ...
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 16 November 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link
33. The photo on the cover of Andrew Gold's previous album (visible on the floor leaning against the music bench) might not look as it actually did when sold in stores. Ditto for the cover on the issue of People Magazine that is lying on the floor beneath the TV set. In fact, I'm not sure that Andrew Gold ever appeared on a People Magazine cover.
fucking dying at this, sorry y'all
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 16 November 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
I have that album and had never once noticed the hamburger bun containing a hotdog, thanks Bill Chapman
― soref, Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
In fact, I'm not sure that Andrew Gold ever appeared on a People Magazine cover
hearing this in Lionel Hutz "I'M NOT WEARING A TIE AT ALL" voice
― soref, Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:13 (nine years ago) link
omg i was seriously just thinking about the "not wearing a tie" bit today, lol
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
Ugh, just remembered Andrew Gold died super recently
― Master of Treacle, Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link
www.andrewgold.com lets you "play" the album cover as a clicking game. Post your score to Facebook! Fair warning, it also auto-plays "Thank You For Being A Friend" in the background.
http://www.elektra60.com/sites/g/files/g2000000516/f/thumbnail_8_46.jpg
This is the album with Lonely Boy on it. Produced by Peter Asher. We cut it at night with the same band, studio, engineer that Linda used during the day while cutting her LP Hasten Down The Wind. The cover of this was often commented on as an original idea, which I unfortunately cannot take credit for. The genius behind this was Ethan Russell. There are 32 things wrong with the picture (see TRIVIA PAGE) . However, someone wrote me that the only thing wrong with the picture they could see was that on the back cover my shirt clashed terribly with my jacket. I liked that letter.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:27 (nine years ago) link
Aw, jeez. That's an xpost to myself above, sorry.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
Good lord, I never realized "Whale Meat" was a pun, I just thought it was a stupid album title.― Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Saturday, October 1, 2011 8:36 AM (3 years ago)
― Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Saturday, October 1, 2011 8:36 AM (3 years ago)
― Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
http://eil.com/images/main/John-Dawson-Read-Read-On-418263.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 23 November 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link