Lana Del Rey

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oh dear god

he's literally twice her age.

does Axl play video games?

the idea of Axl Rose as the love interest in that song is super-LOLworthy to me

he was born to die-yi-yi-yi-yowwwwwwww

if there ends up being an axl/lana sex video then i'm going to die

anal del rey

he hit her up when he realized "lana" was an anagram for "anal" so they had something to talk about

God damn it. scooped by get bent

if that dude walked by me on the street I would not think 'wow axl rose just walked by'

axl rose is an anagram for oral sex

axl looking better in those pics than he has in years imo-- lana is good for him

could this be a shop of ldr recording at the Village, which Axl had locked down for 10+ years and was often photographed leaving

it's supposed to be them leaving the chateau marmont.

Was that photo taken at a Walmart parking lot?

the chateau walmart

alley-oop dad joke

i was literally just putting words together from the 2 previous posts, not even wordplay, let alone a joke

With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done
I bet you could be mine

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/04/axllana.jpg

i was literally just putting words together from the 2 previous posts, not even wordplay, let alone a joke

― some dude, Sunday, April 8, 2012 4:50 PM (21 minutes ago)

i meant it as a compliment, "marmont" sounds enough like "walmart" to be considered wordplay imo

yeah i guess. i'm just wary of "dad joke" being thrown around liberally.

will be very careful how i use the term "dad joke" from now on

cool thanks

Axl and Lana somehow makes sense on some level imo

axl rose is an anagram for oral sex

w. axl rose is an anagram for oral swex

http://www.ireport.cz/images/ireport/clanky/Lana_del_Ray/lana%20manson.jpg

lana needs another hit

lol

Besides, I ain't got nothing better to do, and I'm bored.

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yer led anal

^ why she changed ray to rey

Welcome to the jungle
We got video gaaaaaaames
We got everything you want
Honey you're born to die

Maybe she can actually pick up some dance moves.

the king's fleece...

your bitch slap rappin'
your cocaine tongue
playin' video games

immigrants and faggots
get out of my way
I'm playin' video games

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
as if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes
and see my video games

lol

someday one of these will be funny. it's a mathematical certainty.

^ dick

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I lol'd at the 1nce in a million one

someday one of these will be funny
it's a mathematical certainty
video gaaaames

in other news i really find myself listening to lana del rey when i'm hungover a lot

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so the logical conclusion to this whole thing was Lana Del Ray dating Axl Rose, right?

http://dlisted.com/files/axllanadelrey.jpg

Beaten to death in the previous posts.

oops

IDK how these pics are supposed to suggest some kind of simmering sexual tension. They remind me of the pic of Calum standing behind those two horror guys.