Eazily I approach, the 100 GREATEST RAP (OR HIP HOP OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT) TRACKS OF THE GODS because I ain't no joke.

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Tell yo momma to get off my tip, because here it is.

(tie w/ everything between 102 and 98) 100. Boogie Down Productions - The Bridge Is Over [5 votes, 125 points, 1986]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Sy4twXSn0

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

here we go.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

I am pulling my pollmaster card with the 5 way tie, as 2 of the records are wack as hell and one of them isn't even hip-hop (rmde ilm) so it is starting at 100 and two of the tied records are just gonna have to rock my jock

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

im sure to get pissed off once or twice.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

i've genuinely just checked the top 100 and LOL

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

great.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

Good start! (i.e. I voted for "The Bridge Is Over")

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

#99 may have the best video of any record involved btw. or the one that puts the biggest smile on my mug anyway.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ everything between 102 - 98) 99. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo [5 votes, 125 points, 1995]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcsEop0NPGM

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

This song makes me happy, don't know about the video (will check) Just the repetition of "shame on you when you step through to" seems glorious to me.

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Well, I voted for the first, and Return in albums. Brooklyn Zoo has such a phenomenal video.

PG Harpy (Doran), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

and how he says "crayyyzee" of course

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

And watch me put the loooooooooooooooooooooooow down.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

so curious about the redacted records. dope start so far

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

albums poll was a nice prelude, but THIS is where it gets weird (& by 'weird' i mean intersting)

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ everything between 102-98) 98. Big L - Put It On [4 votes, 125 points, 1994]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBrzEVJwYFg

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

Mac Miller did it better imo.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

Can you tell us the ones that didn't make it so those of us who voted for them can know we're wack as hell?

pwn thugs n harmony (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

Y'know for future reference

pwn thugs n harmony (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #96) 97. Public Enemy - Night of the Living Baseheads [3 votes, 126 points, 1988]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyR09SP9qdA

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

Is that ODB one the same song as "Proteck Ya Neck II"? The oen with Shortie Shitstain on it? One of my all time favourite rap tracks.

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

lol i was p open about my feelings towards one of the artists in the albums poll - and the other, maybe isn't wack but just doesn't make sense and makes endtroducing look like a normal choice

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

a smooth kid that'll run up in your baby mother! woulda voted put it on if i thought it had any chance of making it on, sweet

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

Wonder how many different PE tracks will place. I could have voted for about a dozen but restricted myself to two.

We need to talk about Bevan (DL), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

HERE IT IS! BAM!! That fucking siren! Oh Boy I love this track.

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

PE - tune. Didn't vote for any in singles because I voted for four albums.

PG Harpy (Doran), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

I love that Big L track.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

haha i just listened to the mac miller put it on bcz of you, and will never forgive you

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

CHALLOPS

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

Baseheads is too low prob, but the PE votes are bound to be splintered all over the place.

this was the first PE track I ever heard - age 10 or ll. I really did not know what to make of it for a while, but the video was in constant rotation on Yo! MTV Raps for a looong time & the imagery made quite an impression, enough so that, when I heard Black Steel for the first time, I decided to take a chance on buying Nation of Millions, from the Columbia House tape club almost certainly, the first rap album I ever bought. Now Baseheads if prob #2 or #3 on the album for me.

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

(tie w/ #97) 96. Fat Lip - What's Up Fat Lip [5 votes, 126 points, 2000]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_WfF6hf2E

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

YES!!! Great tune!

Hey, I'm surprised at how many of these are right up there for me so far, and I'm only a casual hiphop fan and didn't vote.

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

Song is so self-deprecating.

The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

Great video!

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

never seen that amazing baseheads video before. fatlip's the first one i voted for

steady sbobbin (symsymsym), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

Spike Jonze directed that video.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

95. OutKast – Spottieottiedopalicious [4 votes, 1 #1 vote, 127 points, 1998]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXmqauitBkM

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

damn spottie and his country music :S

:D

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, June 7, 2011 12:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

all great stuff so far

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

Nice.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

Best track ever and stuff.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

That's not rap!;)

pandemic, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

man I really miss ODB

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

My number 1 vote was just enough to place it.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

"damn spottie and his country music :S"

"That's not rap!;)"

youz guyz.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

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WHY is this song sexy to me? Is that wrong?!! #confused
mshooks04 2 days ago
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damn

damn

damn
SoundsLikeJesus 2 days ago
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@MrMixdin shit smoke and ride lol
CHEDDARBiGS 2 days ago in playlist What I like to listen to..
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This is the shit to bang when u ridin through the hood at 2am...it shows u got ur pimp on...
MrMixdin 2 days ago
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This what you smoke to
CHEDDARBiGS 3 days ago

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

hey spottie did you get my webmail? my gmail still ain't working

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

I think ODB was the first time when one of "my" artists died unexpectedly. Certainly I'd never been quite as shocked to hear about a musician's death before; suddenly I could understand how those Nirvana fan friends of mine had felt in 1994.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

i couldn't decide whether to vote for SOD or ..Storytellin, so I went w/ an Atliens track & put Aquemini way up on my albums ballot.

buhlogna mindstate (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

Eh I think ilx no longer likes odd future

lebroner (D-40), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

So itll just be a bunch of wu affiliate tracks and de la soul skits then.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

Wonder how many countdowns it would take for my #1 to place

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

Simon Says was fucking ROBBED fyi

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:07 (4 hours ago)

yeah, you me and 1 other voted for it?

― Edward III, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:09 (4 hours ago)

that was me, I think?

AFAIR all of my strategic or troll voting got shut out ;_;

all cats are gay (sic), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

Heroic work a hoy hoy and Spottie, even though now I look at the full list it looks like my ballot wasn't counted in the end because there are no votes at all for some of my picks. But hey, a great top 100 anyway (including roughly half my list) and a total pleasure to follow the rollout.

Especially grateful because my wife was expecting a baby all week and this was a great distraction from the nerves. She gave birth today. Only hitch: throughout the long labour I had the bassline to Black Moon's I Got Cha Opin running through my exhausted head.

Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

Congratulations Dorian! Hip Hop Hooray!

PG Harpy (Doran), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats to you and your wife!

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

congrats DL! there's a googleproof parenthood thread on 77 you're always welcome to post on: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=74957

some dude, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

Some of the supposed locks for top 20 (What's My Name, Drop It Like It's Hot) didn't even make top 200.

President Keyes, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

Kids are the best, we have number 2 due in 7 weeks. Congrats DL

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

i think we already established that Finland is the only place where those songs are more popular than "Gin & Juice"

some dude, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

congrats DL, I hope you named the baby RAP TRACKS OF THE GODS

Edward III, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

name the baby rakim

lebroner (D-40), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

Scarface Lynsk3y

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

Osiris

President Keyes, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

big baby jesus

hey, we're dropping it like it is hot! (Edward III), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

"ha" placing is awesome! hopefully it won't be the only non-wayne cash money

― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 4:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

well i mean Wayne is on "Back That Azz Up" and "Bling Bling" -- it's not like a Big Tymers single is gonna place or anything

― Letters From Iwhiney Gima (some dude), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 6:06 PM (2 days ago)

no more juvie, no "what happened to that boy", no "bling bling", aw

not that i'm complaining i'm just saying

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

^funniest thing bout that is Wayne not placing at all (outside of c2)

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

no real classic singles

President Keyes, Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

surprised a milli didnt make it. its not rlly one of my favorites but i can see it being an official rap canon pick 4 all time etc

lebroner (D-40), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

i voted for "the block is hot"

some dude, Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

only one vote for "so fresh, so clean" !

me! :(

thanks a hoy hoy for all ur hard efforts. pls can we have a uk goon fap at some point.

had to go out tonight but great poll. love mind playing tricks on me - great #1. with hindsight i kind of wish i'd put 'shook ones pt. 2' as my #1. honestly think that is the best rap song ever. i'm drunk btw

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

OK WHO ELSE VOTED FOR AKINYELE I LOVE U 4EVA

GIVE URSELF TPP PROPS IF U VOTED FOR:

(some of these are just tpp but wateva)

134. lauryn hill - doo wop (that thing) 4 102
147. 50 Cent - In Da Club 4 92
179. Special Ed - I Got It Made 3 77
201. Jay-Z – Heart of the City (Ain’t No Love) 4 69
241. puff daddy - it's all about the benjamins (remix) 2 57
261. akinyele - put it in your mouth 2 50
283. Lil B - I'm God 1 48
297. Kanye West ft. Twista + Jamie Foxx - Slow Jamz 1 46
314. jay-z - a million and one questions 1 44
372. master p ft. mia x - bout it bout it pt 2 1 35
377. freeway - what we do 1 34
380. Notorious BIG - Mo' Money Mo' Problems 2 34
386. eric b & rakim - i ain't no joke 1 33
408. big daddy kane - smooth operator 1 30
419. Domino - Getto Jam 1 29
431. david banner ft. lil flip - like a pimp 1 28
471. devin the dude - doobie ashtray 1 25
482. esg - swangin and bangin 1 25
534. Three 6 Mafia – Ridin’ Spinners 1 25
557. das efx - real hip hop (pete rock remix) 1 20
566. lil keke - southside 1 19
613. Cam’ron – Oh Boy 3 12
623. Onyx - Slam 1 10
655. crime mob - rock yo hips 1 4
674. scarface ft. too $hort, tela & devin the dude - fuck faces 1 3
678. lil kim ft. lil cease - crush on you 1 2

U SUCK IF U VOTED FOR

671. Jay Z - Empire State Of Mind 1 3

SRSLY FUCK U

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

i love rap music. good night

the-dream's car of the summer (tpp), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

I voted for Domino - Sweet Potato Pie, but Ghetto Jam is still class.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

I was busy when all this was happening but this is a strong list. G Boys at number one and Mobb Deep at 4- v good. Def weird no Schooly D... did someone say no Big Daddy Kane? I would have put Biz Markie - Pickin Boogers up high too. I like that song.

Hinklepicker, Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

DORIAN! OMG! BABIES ARE AWESOME!

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 11 June 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

287. David Banner – Cadillacs on 22’s 1 47
596. david banner - cadillacs on 22s 1 14

well propers to whoever else voted this

I voted for Domino - Sweet Potato Pie, but Ghetto Jam is still class.

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, June 11, 2011 3:00 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha ftw u are inside my head

lebroner (D-40), Saturday, 11 June 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

25 of my Old School 50 made it to the 100, so I'm happy. My "criminally overlooked" list is topped by:

Stetsasonic - Talking All That Jazz
Big Daddy Kane - Raw
Young MC - Know How

Congrats on the birth of Lil Dee Ell!

mike t-diva, Saturday, 11 June 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe I'm the only vote for this, is this like some forgotten dre joint

Above The Law - 'Murder Rap'

― Edward III, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:18 (Yesterday)

I'd go for the flip ('Another Execution').

Neil O'Jism (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 11 June 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

"haha ftw u are inside my head"

Ha. Such a great tune.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 11 June 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

"another execution" is a jam but the ironside sample in "murder rap" rules my world

mike otm abt "raw" and "talking all that jazz"

hey, we're dropping it like it is hot! (Edward III), Saturday, 11 June 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

I can see bdk suffering from vote splitting but this one shoulda been low hanging fruit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgmfyFm30OE

hey, we're dropping it like it is hot! (Edward III), Saturday, 11 June 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

"Mind's Playing Tricks" is a great #1. Geto Boys (or at least that single) have really grown in stature over the years. If people on a message board in 1996 were constructing a top 100, you'd have been flamed stenuously for suggesting that MPT was better than "My Philosophy" "Ain't No Half Steppin'" or "Bring the Noise". They were a notch or two above ICP or whatever at that point. In fact, I remember just saying that Scarface was a great MC on rec.hip-hop and get tons of shit for it.

The rise of the South (and Texas) and the respect for Scarface's solo career, as well as the internet fetishism over Rap-a-Lot, have made Geto Boys acceptable.

President Keyes, Sunday, 12 June 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

Right on; "Mind Playing Tracks on Me" is one of the most--if not THE most--forlorn-sounding songs I've ever heard in my entire life...

symbol of the paramount chaos (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

like a lot of these, i prefer the song it samples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SSHba-I6PA

Great sample, also used on this 2nd II None track which was on my nominations short list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBg7jJyNtzM

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Sunday, 12 June 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

107. Nas - It Ain't Hard to Tell 4 120

I guess this album has so many great songs that there was some forced vote-splitting, but if you had asked me prior to the results "Will 'It Aint Hard To Tell' make the top 100 rap tracks of the gods results?" I would have responded "Without question."

billstevejim, Sunday, 12 June 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

was just watching a bit of VH1's 100 greatest hip hop songs list and they ranked "Mind Playing Tricks" at #45, if you want any proof of how our list is better than theirs

some dude, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

Where did Lemme Smang It end up then?

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

at #17, between "Smang The Bells" and "Nothin But A G Smang"

some dude, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Good work.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

did someone already do a 'smang a gong (get it on)' dn

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

the floodgates opening for "rhymes with smang" display names would be worse than that month of a billion based god pun dns

some dude, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

And you can New Jack Smang from my nuts

President Keyes, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

P sure smang a gong has been done. Lemme Smang it was 28, 27...?

(btw contendo, VAS DEFERENS ORGANIZATION! duh!) (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 16 June 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

five years pass...

Camp Lo were fun Saturday night opening for Digable Planets at a free show in Brooklyn

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

Camp Lo downtown on a Saturday night? Things done changed.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

Prospect Park

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link


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