It's been two weeks and the meme still won't die (belgian newspaper, today, May 13 2011 : "Pippa's bottom causes marital problems"), can we replace band names or album/song names with this apparently immortal meme?
Big In Japan: Pippa's Arse
Pippa's Arse: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Pippa's Arse Live On Two Legs
Pippa's Arse - Master Of Puppets (cover photo: with the bridesmaids)
Pippa's Arse - Unknown Pleasures
Pippa's Arse - Never Mind The Bollocks (on her fiancé)
― StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 04:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
What the fuck are you even babbling about?
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:16 (2 years ago) Permalink
she's a rich celebrity, right? like paris hilton?
― always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
are we talking about the "british ppl aren't funny" meme?
― J0rdan S., Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
*expresses incredulity, scorn*
― funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:22 (2 years ago) Permalink
i kinda want 2 start a zeitgeist capturing thread abt how disdainfully shouting something in a 'funnie voice' is the stupidest & most played way of mocking something but
― funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
according to google, "arse" is european slang for vagina part #traveltips
― always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
wikipedia says
Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and
― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:38 (2 years ago) Permalink
go down on my knees and ask that gif to marry
― always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
she's really not all that. i also imagine she'd be the most boring person on earth. people are weird.
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 13 May 2011 07:47 (2 years ago) Permalink
Oh. Okay then.
― StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 07:50 (2 years ago) Permalink
Every, I mean EVERY celebrity gossip magazine had her gaunt puffy-eyed grin slapped on the front cover in WHSmith yesterday. Sometimes you just wanna slap people.
― Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:03 (2 years ago) Permalink
I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.
― Tuomas, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
This thread is Belgian though
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
this isn't relevant to british posters either
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
Or music.
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
kind of amazed that people who can spend 1000s of posts debating whether calling people rude words is actually kinda empowering are upset about this thread, even with its admittedly awful first post
― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
It's somewhat ranshackle, should be on ILE, and also is that "Didn't read" gif a new 'substitute for the word xxxx' type thing?
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
ttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/05/13/pippa-middleton-driver-s-other-half-daubs-is-pippa-s-bum-still-better-than-mine-on-motor-115875-23126351/
― Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:55 (2 years ago) Permalink
missed a bit.
― Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
god so bored of 'lol brits' sentiment. otoh also bored of the middletons
what is whiney's 'didn't read lol' gif actually from
― thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
Let's try again.
― Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
I'm not sure Whiney knows where Belgium is actually.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
he must do, they make buns and fries
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:52 (2 years ago) Permalink
It was some high quality self-clowning on a "this thread is lame and Local Garda is British" tip.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:53 (2 years ago) Permalink
blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:55 (2 years ago) Permalink
the Dick van Dyke voice always makes me laugh tbh
― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:56 (2 years ago) Permalink
"blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt" - don't remember this bit in Mary Poppins
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (2 years ago) Permalink
xxpost otm. also asia iirc
― just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (2 years ago) Permalink
Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
keep the meme alive
― gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:59 (2 years ago) Permalink
"As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States, foods like blood sausage (sometimes still called Blutwurst) are still eaten in the country, although often by older generations. Among other English-speaking North Americans, the consumption of British-style black pudding and similar dishes is largely confined to recent immigrants from Great Britain, Ireland, Australia, and so forth. This Old World tradition also continues with French Canadians and Cajuns (Acadians). Blood sausages are very difficult to find in American supermarkets, and are often made at home, especially by the older generations. In Wisconsin, Brussels and Sturgeon Bay are both home to local grocers who produce blood sausage, due to their large Belgian American populations. Supermarkets throughout Maine also carry locally produced blood pudding due to the state's large French Canadian population. In southeastern Michigan, Polish-style kiszka can be found in supermarkets throughout the year, but more so during Easter. This is largely due to the sizable Polish ancestry throughout the region.
An Italian-American version of black pudding in the San Francisco Bay area is called biroldo and has pine nuts, raisins, spices, pig snouts and is made using either pig’s or cow's blood.
Cajun boudin is a fresh sausage made with green onions, pork, livers (usually chicken), and rice. Pig's blood was sometimes added to produce boudin rouge, but this tradition became increasingly rare after the mid-twentieth century due to the decline of the boucherie (traditional communal butchering) and government health regulations. As a result, Cajun boudin is now usually made without blood.
In many areas of Latin America, morcilla is served. Morcilla is sometimes made with a filler of rice and/or onions, and seasoned with paprika and other spices. In Puerto Rico, it is made spicy-hot and served fried. In some countries of South America, morcilla is a traditional component of the asado, a regional mixed grill or barbecue meal. In Venezuela, morcilla is often served with parrilla (barbecue). Morcilla is also eaten inside a sandwich called "morcipán," especially in Argentina and other Río de la Plata countries; in Uruguay, although not in Argentina, a sweet and sour version including raisins and pine nuts is popular, some vendors even adding chocolate, caramelized orange peels, peanuts, and other dried fruits. Uruguayans usually are fond of sweet or salty morcilla, and most restaurants and supermarkets carry both versions. In Chile, it is called prieta. In Ecuador it is called salchicha. In Panama and Colombia, it is called morcilla, rellena or tubería negra, and is usually filled with rice. In Brazil, as in Portugal, morcela and chouriço de sangue are eaten. In Nicaragua, it is called "moronga".
In Guyana, the main ingredient in black pudding is cooked rice seasoned with herbs, such as thyme and basil. The rice is mixed with cow's blood, stuffed into cow's or pig's intestine, and boiled until firm. It is served as an appetizer or snack, often with any type of hot sauce, mild to hot, depending on preference and regional area.
In Suriname, black pudding is known by the Dutch name bloedworst, and white pudding by the also Dutch name vleesworst.
The Caribbean
In Antigua, rice pudding is a local delicacy and it is prepared the same way as black pudding. In the French Antilles boudin antillais is very popular, this being the French boudin noir with local Caribbean chili and other spices.
In Trinidad & Tobago, a version of black pudding heavily seasoned with local peppers is prepared from pig's blood. It is sold by local producers as a popular accompaniment to rolls of crusty hops bread.[edit] AsiaSundae, a Korean blood sausage.Blood pudding (豬血糕) on a stickBami haeng ped in Chiang Mai, Thailand: wheat noodles with duck and pieces of "blood tofu"
Across Asia, various peoples create foods from congealed animal blood. Most of these foods do not have casing and might be considered a version of sliced sausage. In the Chinese cultures, whole coagulated blood is fried or steamed as a snack or cooked in a hot pot. In Mainland China, "blood tofu" (Chinese: 血豆腐; pinyin: xiě dòufǔ), or "red tofu" (Chinese: 红豆腐; pinyin: hóng dòufǔ), is most often made with pig's or duck's blood, although chicken's or cow's blood may also be used. Like the above dishes, this has no casing but is simply cut into rectangular pieces and cooked. In the Northeast China, the "blood sausage" is a traditional food which is cooked with sheep or goat blood. In resource-poor Tibet, congealed yak's blood is a traditional food.[1][2] In Hong Kong, the dish is only made with pig's blood and simply called "pig red" (traditional Chinese: 豬紅). In Taiwan, pig's blood cake (traditional Chinese: 豬血糕; pinyin: zhū xiě gāo), made of pork blood and sticky rice is served on a popsicle stick is a very popular snack at local night markets in Taiwan.
In Tibetan cuisine, sausages or "gyurma" refer to blood sausages and are made with yak or sheep's blood which may or may not include either rice or roasted barley flour as filler. The sausage uses natural casing employing the use of yak or sheep's intestine.
A similar dish from the Philippines, dinuguan (from the word dugo meaning "blood") (pork-blood stew) is a stew consisting of diced beef or pork meat and organs with pig or cow blood simmered in a rich, spicy gravy of pig blood, garlic, chili and vinegar. Because the stew is thick and dark, the euphemism "chocolate meat" was coined. Dinuguan is often served with white rice or a Philippine rice cake called puto. A Philippine delicacy is known by its colloquial name, "betamax," which is—like the Chinese blood tofu—congealed chicken blood cut into cubes and then either fried or barbecued.
This dish, dinuguan, is also known in Java as saren, which is made with chicken's or pig's blood.
The majority of Korea's sundae (순대) can be categorized as blood sausage. The most common type of soondae is made of potato noodle (dangmyeon), barley, and pig's blood but some variants contain sesame leaves, green onion, fermented soy paste (doenjang), sweet rice, kimchi, bean sprouts, in addition to the common ingredients.
Vietnamese 'dồi tiết' (Northern) or 'dồi huyết' (Southern) is blood sausage, boiled or fried, made with pork blood, pork fat, basil.
In Thai cuisine sai krok lueat (Thai: ไส้กรอกเลือด) is a blood sausage (Thai: sai krok = sausage, Thai: lueat = blood), often served sliced and accompanied by a spicy dipping sauce. "Blood tofu" is simply called lueat (Thai: เลือด, blood) in Thailand. This can be used in many Thai dishes such as in noodle soups, Thai curries, or as an addition to certain rice dishes such as Khao man kai.[edit] Europe
While the phrase "blood sausage" in English is understood in Britain, it is never used unless in the context of depicting foreign usage (e.g., in the story "The Name-Day" by Saki), or when describing similar blood-based sausages elsewhere in the world.
Black pudding in the United Kingdom is generally made from pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal; in the past it was occasionally flavoured with pennyroyal, differing from continental European versions in its relatively limited range of ingredients and reliance on oatmeal instead of onions to absorb the blood.[3] It can be eaten uncooked, but is often grilled, fried or boiled in its skin.
In the UK, black pudding is considered a delicacy in the Black Country, where it can trace its origins back hundreds of years.It is also but to a lesser extent, associated with Lancashire and particularly with the town of Bury, where it is usually boiled and served with malt vinegar out of paper wrapping.[4] In the remainder of the country, and especially in the south, it is usually served sliced and fried or grilled as part of a traditional full breakfast; it is also served this way in Ireland, New Zealand, and the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and Labrador. The further addition of the similar white pudding is an important feature of the traditional Northumbrian, Scottish, Irish and Newfoundland breakfast.
Towns other than Dudley in the West Midlands noted for their black pudding include Bury, Clonakilty, County Cork in Ireland's south west, and Stornoway, Isle of Lewis off the west coast of Scotland.
Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips."
Never heard of it as an alternative to fish and chips tho??? Unless they mean like a pizza being the alternative to a kebab...on the way home at 3am.
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
"blood tofu"
― thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:05 (2 years ago) Permalink
― thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
i hate you
deep fried black pudding ftw.
― Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States
The largest surely
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:08 (2 years ago) Permalink
now feel like malicious edit to black pudding page
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:09 (2 years ago) Permalink
"German Americans are citizens of the United States of German ancestry and comprise about 51 million people, or 17% of the U.S. population, the country's largest self-reported ancestral group."
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips.
In some parts of Ireland, notably Cork and Kerry, a yellow or green pudding can be served which is made using goats cheese and turmeric.
lol hmm which could be false here
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
Feel like a lengthy discussion of blood sausage is the only appropriate way to go.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:26 (2 years ago) Permalink
not a huge fan of the spanish ones myself...a bit heavy on the cumin
― Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
wonder how many ppl have been confused by 'red tofu'
― just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
Let's face it, you Americans and you Belgians have so much in common, so much shared history, yet you just can't get along
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
Erm...
Alicia Key's Ass
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:36 (2 years ago) Permalink
that was on ILE, also where's the cheering
― some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (2 years ago) Permalink
Anyway the point is that this IS a totally lame subject for a thread and yet STILL Whiney has managed to turn people in vague sheepish supporters with a prime demonstration of why he's unfunny and everybody hates him. Whiney, I know you get distressed and bewildered when people reference cultural contexts other than yours but it was an image that was shown to billions of people around the world.
Enough of this shit on our blood sausages of the world thread, anyway.
― Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (2 years ago) Permalink
public arse
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Please give me food," says a starving Somalian child
― ogmor, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
"'ere, try this blood sausage, oi" -- david cameron
― max, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
so to recap,
― ogmor, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
lmao max
― (gr8080), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
bumsie wumsies
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
lol
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
This chick's ass isn't much to write home about IMO. Idgi.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
post what you think are overrated arses
― you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm guessing the meme comes less from her having an amazing ass and more that it was the fact that it was right in the middle of the camera shot at a key moment in an event that half the country had been transfixed by for months?
― (gr8080), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
cause that IS pretty lol, watching some dumb wedding and then "oh hey well look at that"
― (gr8080), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
yup
i say DON'T keep the meme alive -- it was a thing of its moment
the more we learn about kate's less attractive sister, the... idk w/e im over it whatever it is
― you cant care about popular culture right now and not partake in (history mayne), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah i mean i'm normally pathetic for posh chix and even i don't give a shit about this one
― Looking for Mrs Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
in that first gawker photo she's approaching hank hill levels of flat-assedness.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
totes. this is a perfectly anonymous ass. the beans and rice musta missed her
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2011 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and 403 forbidden
― sarahel, Thursday, 20 October 2011 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Fear Of A Black Pudding
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 20 October 2011 23:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
so this gun thing
― goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
pippa's arsenal
― buzza, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
I got a Pulitzer today for my brave and fearless work in this thread.
― azealia canks (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 00:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
what the devil is a pulitzer?
― poxen, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
"That's when I reach for my Pulitzer"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 06:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Pippa's arse.. Pippa's arse"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
― buzza, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:57 (Yesterday) Permalink
kudos.
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 07:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
I loves it when you call me Big Pippa
― poxen, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
― beachville, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
^looks like her chin's doing the cabbage patch.
― beachville, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
would you please move this f-in' waste of a thread to ILE?
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 13:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
god forbid ppl would post waste to ilm
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's fine, whatever, but unless her flatus is considered a form of music get it the f--k out of here, m'k?
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
stanm was trying to bring a musical dimension to bear on the issue, iago
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
sorry, bad mood, i need to rein it in myself--apologies!
― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
what's the newsie wewsies w/ pippa and that gun?
― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
big bottom birdy ridin dirty
― bnw, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
arsed & dangerous
― buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
the last newsie wewsies i heard is that its a plastic gun, the photographer knew it was a plastic gun, wasn't scared and doesn't want to press charges
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
how it shoot if it's plastic?
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
rubber bullets, duh
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
keep the meme alive.
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
keep reading this thread title to the tune of "turn the beat around"
― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Friday, May 13, 2011 12:55 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Fook Lee (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
keep the jeep meme ridin'
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/is-pippa-middleton-moving-to-nyc-20121005-273g6.html
she's coming after you weingarten
― linalooool (electricsound), Friday, 5 October 2012 01:28 (7 months ago) Permalink
blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt
― farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 October 2012 02:43 (7 months ago) Permalink
I heard someone on the radio call her P Middy. Googling tells me that's a Thing.
― I am the one and (onimo), Friday, 5 October 2012 12:46 (7 months ago) Permalink
― ciderpress, Friday, 5 October 2012 15:53 (7 months ago) Permalink
yay the meme is still alive!!!
― zEUS and Roxanne (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:18 (7 months ago) Permalink
http://nyrbclassics.tumblr.com/post/44558324599/go-and-throw-down-another-of-your-specials-and#_=_
― caek, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:34 (2 months ago) Permalink
?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 March 2013 21:32 (2 months ago) Permalink
m8....
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 4 March 2013 21:33 (2 months ago) Permalink