the 500 cutest songs ever

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uh, try not to rattle off a bunch of Pastels songs if you can help it.

500. Bing Crosby and David Crosby - Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy

lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

499. Brian Wilson's solo piano demo of "Surfin' USA" (the one at the very start of the Good Vibrations box set)

lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

aw, heck:

498. The Pastels - Nothing to Be Done

lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pastels - Nothing To Be DoneOMG this song is LE SWOON
― lychee mello (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, March 7, 2005 8:36 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh

I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Saturday, 25 December 2010 16:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

494. Lovefool - The Cardigans
493. I Love You Always Forever - Donna Lewis

Edward Cullen dumped me and I stumbled in the woods (MintIce), Saturday, 25 December 2010 17:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

492. Langley School - I'm Into Something Good

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Saturday, 25 December 2010 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

491. Altered Images - Happy Birthday

Beware the radical metrosexual agenda (Sanpaku), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

490. The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

489 this could be the night - half japanese

jumpskins, Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

488. Sugar Sugar - The Archies

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 25 December 2010 19:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

486. Jonathan Richman And The Modern Lovers - Hey There, Little Insect

"They did it with computers!" (R Baez), Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

485. The Velvet Underground, 'I'm Sticking With You'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

484. Men At Work - Be Good Johnny

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

483. Patience and Prudence - Tonight You Belong To Me

"They did it with computers!" (R Baez), Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

482. Elizabeth Mitchell - Little Bird, Little Bird

"They did it with computers!" (R Baez), Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

481. Nilsson - Me & My Arrow

yuoowemeone, Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

480. Sixpence None The Richer -- Kiss Me

I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

479. Elliott Smith -- Say Yes
478. Old 97s -- Question

I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 December 2010 23:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

477. belle and sebastian - 'i don't love anyone'

marc iv, Sunday, 26 December 2010 07:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

You're really pushing immortality with something hefty as 500.

Anyways, most anything by Tiger Trap:

We attack the mayor with hummus (kelpolaris), Sunday, 26 December 2010 07:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

475. The Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy vs. The Red Baron (Snoopy's Christmas)

"They did it with computers!" (R Baez), Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

474. Eileen Barton - If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked A Cake

"They did it with computers!" (R Baez), Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

473. ^^ that

Beware the radical metrosexual agenda (Sanpaku), Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

472. Petty Booka - i wanna be your girlfriend

meisenfek, Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

471. Faye Wong - you're happy (so i'm happy)

meisenfek, Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

470. Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers - Why Do Fools Fall in Love

mitsubishi goofus (unregistered), Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

469. The Primitives - Crash

kraudive, Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

468. The Modern Lovers - Government Center

Just reeling off Jonathan Richman songs could knock off a good chunk of this list.

"They did it with computers!" (R Baez), Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

467. The Shaggs - My Pal Foot-Foot

I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

485. The Velvet Underground, 'I'm Sticking With You' - this was the first thing that sprang to mind for me too.

So, Sarah & Postcard Records complete discogs to thread essentially:

466. Even as we Speak - Falling Down the Stairs

jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

465. Astrud Gilberto (& son?) - You Didn't Have To Be So Nice

"They did it with computers!" (R Baez), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

some ween shit would prolly fit

464. Ween "Don't Laugh (I Love You)"
463. Ween "Pork Roll Egg & Cheese"
462. Ween "Oh My Dear (Falling In Love)"

billstevejim, Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

461. The Louvin Brothers - I Don't Believe You've Met My Baby

mitsubishi goofus (unregistered), Sunday, 26 December 2010 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

460. Susan Lynn - don't drag no more
459. The Fantastic Baggys - a surfer boy's dream come true
458. Sophia Loren - zoo be zoo be zoo

meisenfek, Monday, 27 December 2010 08:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

457. Chet Baker - my ideal
456. Stéphane Pompougnac ft. Clementine - morenito
455. Bertrand Burgalat - l'observatoire /(but only if you don't speak french. mind this rather grim cartoon, for this song)

meisenfek, Monday, 27 December 2010 09:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

456. velvet underground - afterhours

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 11:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

453. dead milkmen - guitar song

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 11:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

452. the mountain goats - tianchi lake

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 11:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

451. taylor swift - never grow up

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 11:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

450. taylor swift - the best day

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 11:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

449. theme from winnie the pooh

kkvgz, Monday, 27 December 2010 11:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

448. David Bowie - Kooks

Zuleika, Monday, 27 December 2010 11:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

447. Pomplamoose - Another Day

illiterate and hateful, as expected (reddening), Monday, 27 December 2010 12:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

estela, Monday, 27 December 2010 12:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

^446.

estela, Monday, 27 December 2010 12:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

368. John Lennon - "Oh, Yoko!"

john. a resident of chicago., Saturday, 8 January 2011 00:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

367. XTC - "Pink Thing"

cutest song ever about masturbating and/or having a new child

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

366. Ernie - rubber ducky

meisenfek, Friday, 17 June 2011 07:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

365. Can - "Turtles Have Short Legs"

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

364. The Tammys - "Egyptian Shumba"

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

363. The Sundays - "Don't Tell Your Mother"

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

362. "Baby Baby" from Um Jammer Lammy

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

How on earth did this thread go so long without a Vaselines mention?!

361. The Vaselines - "Son Of A Gun"

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 June 2011 08:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

360. The Ronettes- Be My Baby

kkern, Sunday, 19 June 2011 02:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

500. Bing Crosby and David Crosby - Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy

Ummm...

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 19 June 2011 09:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

359. Feist - Mushaboom

Christyles, Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

358. Guided By Voices - Hey Aardvark

Gavin, Leeds, Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

357.

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

356. Corniche Camomile - En Melody of an Melody

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 11:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

355. Original Harmony Ridge Creek Dippers - Give My Heart To You
354. Verbena - Silver Queen

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 11:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

353. Cub - New York City

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 11:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

352. They Might Be Giants - Another First Kiss

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Sunday, 19 June 2011 11:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

351. The Beatles - Her Majesty

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 19 June 2011 12:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

350. Henry Hall & His Orchestra - The Teddy Bear's Picnic

(on the knife edge between cute and creepy)

美国有很多丰富的傻瓜 (Sanpaku), Sunday, 19 June 2011 15:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Were you even there?"

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

348. The Cardigans - beautiful one

meisenfek, Friday, 20 January 2012 03:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

john. a resident of chicago., Friday, 20 January 2012 03:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

340something. katzenjammer - cherry pie

NZA, Friday, 20 January 2012 03:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

345. Danièle Vidal - pinocchio

meisenfek, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 01:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

344. Lonnie Donegan - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On The Bedpost Over Night)?

"Fourvel - it's like Fievel, but one less." (R Baez), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 01:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 01:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

john. a resident of chicago., Tuesday, 17 April 2012 01:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

336. britney spears - sometimes

teledyldonix, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Someone else said, figured I'd embed it...

UnderControl, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 06:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

> Someone else said, figured I'd embed it...

335. Unemployed Drifter - baby, i am your beatles
334. Skeeter Davis - gonna get along without you now

meisenfek, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:10 (7 months ago) Permalink

333. The Cure - "Catch"

LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 13:37 (7 months ago) Permalink

aw, I was expecting the Susan Lynne song to culminate in "Leader of the Pack"-style car crash sound effects, but that wouldn't be very cute, would it?

50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 01:45 (7 months ago) Permalink

332. Fantastic Something - If She Doesn't Smile

50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 01:46 (7 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

331. Ginny Arnell - dumb head
330. The Sherry Sisters - sailor boy
329. Andreas Dorau - taxi nach shibuya (instro)
328. Junior Varsitiy - dance, franny, dance (Floyd Arthur Dakil)
327. unknown - all together now(McCartney/Lennon)
326. Miki Obata - juu roku no toki
325. The Chordettes - mr. sandman
324. Jeanette - porque te vas
323. Emy Jackson & The Smashmen - angel fish
322. Valérie Lemercier - goûte mes frites
321. Andreas Dorau & die Marinas - fred vom jupiter
320. Mythen in Tüten - lady di
319. Tee Vees - fatman crossing
318. The Moonlighters - cafè life / waikiki is good enough for me (Hazel J. Anahu)

meisenfek, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 14:18 (6 months ago) Permalink

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 14:19 (6 months ago) Permalink

Scott Walker - epizootics

nostormo, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:48 (6 months ago) Permalink

315. Cub - My Chinchilla

MarkoP, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 17:51 (6 months ago) Permalink

was just going to post my chinchilla. so adorbz.

Regional Tug (irrational), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:05 (6 months ago) Permalink

314. Junior Varsity - hot rod (Lawrence Collins)

meisenfek, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:17 (6 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

313. Tommy Roe - Sweet Pea (cutest song + cutest video)

the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Sunday, 13 January 2013 19:48 (4 months ago) Permalink

the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Sunday, 13 January 2013 19:48 (4 months ago) Permalink

312. Tiny Tim & Chelsea Lee - I Got You Babe

the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Sunday, 13 January 2013 19:50 (4 months ago) Permalink

311. Small Factory - Friends

Evan, Sunday, 13 January 2013 20:01 (4 months ago) Permalink

464. Ween "Don't Laugh (I Love You)"

― billstevejim, Sunday, December 26, 2010 6:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ Sprang to mind immediately!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Sunday, 13 January 2013 20:03 (4 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

310. Dauerfisch - endlich voegeln
309. Blossom Dearie - i'm hip
308. Lim Ling and the Silvertones - si li li li li our hearts beat
307. Künstler Treu - viskose alarm

meisenfek, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

306. Laugh and Peace - Sunny Day (from Vib Ribbon soundtrack)

cheeseburger, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:43 (3 months ago) Permalink

that Künstler Treu track reminds me a lot of Plone, so

305. Plone - Bibi Plone

negative people on the internet. (instrumental) (unregistered), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:38 (3 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

304. Alucidnation - i'm not bad

...and live at a flea market in some east midlands village (population 1675):

meisenfek, Thursday, 28 February 2013 10:11 (2 months ago) Permalink


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