cringe-inducing kanye west lines

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I'm the king of leona lewis

dayo, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

mercy, mercy me, that murcielago

dayo, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

so much head, I woke up in sleepy hollow

dayo, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

too many urkels on your team, that's why you're winslow

dayo, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

The "suit bespoke" line in Estelle's American Boy, because it sounds like he's saying "soupy spoke".
"Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike/Well, I'll do anything for a blonde dyke" in Stronger.

That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

like Kathy Lee need Regis, that's the way I need Jesus

lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

they all said I was the Obamanation of Obama's nation

otherwise, and twat (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

they got a new bitch, now you Jennifer Aniston

lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

trying to be a millionaire, but I used two lifelines

lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

So many Aunties, we could have an Auntie team

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

i love the suit bespoke line

plax (ico), Sunday, 14 November 2010 16:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

you getting blackmailed for that white girl

dayo, Sunday, 14 November 2010 16:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

really everything this guy says is cringe-inducing

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 14 November 2010 17:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah the suit bespoke line is dope! i also enjoy the "family matters" pun, groan worthy as it may be.

anyway the forced/facepalmy punchlines sometimes (tho not always) work for kanye in a weird backward way -- like, he's such an incredible producer that he can keep these beats for himself and his half-assed rhymes.

swvl, Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

that millionaire one isn't too bad either

overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

"In 30 years, when Coldplay are old men, people will look back and say, 'These guys were more talented than The Beatles."

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

(and I love Coldplay btw....)

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah i mean he has a lot of awful ones but a lot of these aren't them.

mercy, mercy me, that murcielago is dope

not dope: every time he talks about poop or pee, that leona lewis one

Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

not dope: every time he talks about poop or pee

otm

(ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

that shit, to me, is so much worse than grocery baggery

Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

totally like toiletry

overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

the poop lyrics are the worst because it really felt like he was just trying so hard to emulate Lil Wayne that he was like "that's probably not what makes him so popular but what the hell, i'll talk about poop a lot too"

deej otm (some dude), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

the first album I vomited, the second I colonic'd it

Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

desert....or DISASTER!

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

gonna quote some dude from the fantasy thread:

yeah the way he leans into his worst lines and shouts them is a lot of what makes him such a worse rapper than even he was a few years ago imo.

the way he draws out all these puns, making sure that you really hear it and are gonna 'get it'

dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

culminating in

i treat the cash the way the government treats aids
i won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it

Kerm, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

kanye, quick, there is a new pun in there!

V79, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

hood phenomenon
the lebron of rhyme

mostly because he pronounces rhyme like 'rahm'

dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 01:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

the lebron of the former white house chief of staff

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

the "Obama's nation" line is so painful partly because he could've at least said "the Obama nation" and made it a somewhat graceful homophone. nevermind the fact that it's weak to make such a vague statement about what "they" call him while referencing the president when he could've, y'know, talked about how the president actually called him a jackass.

deej otm (some dude), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

swallowship

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

btw, there are like 9 pages of threads with kanye west in the title. O_o

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah and 4 of them are hen fap iirc

overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

he'll always be kayne west to me

lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

so uncamry

un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 20:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

tay zonday

乒乓, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 02:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

"I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary."

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 04:06 (1 year ago) Permalink


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