I'm the king of leona lewis
― dayo, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
mercy, mercy me, that murcielago
― dayo, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:31 (2 years ago) Permalink
so much head, I woke up in sleepy hollow
― dayo, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
too many urkels on your team, that's why you're winslow
The "suit bespoke" line in Estelle's American Boy, because it sounds like he's saying "soupy spoke"."Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike/Well, I'll do anything for a blonde dyke" in Stronger.
― That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:05 (2 years ago) Permalink
like Kathy Lee need Regis, that's the way I need Jesus
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
they all said I was the Obamanation of Obama's nation
― otherwise, and twat (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
they got a new bitch, now you Jennifer Aniston
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
trying to be a millionaire, but I used two lifelines
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
So many Aunties, we could have an Auntie team
― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 November 2010 15:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
i love the suit bespoke line
― plax (ico), Sunday, 14 November 2010 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
you getting blackmailed for that white girl
― dayo, Sunday, 14 November 2010 16:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
really everything this guy says is cringe-inducing
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 14 November 2010 17:10 (2 years ago) Permalink
yeah the suit bespoke line is dope! i also enjoy the "family matters" pun, groan worthy as it may be.
anyway the forced/facepalmy punchlines sometimes (tho not always) work for kanye in a weird backward way -- like, he's such an incredible producer that he can keep these beats for himself and his half-assed rhymes.
― swvl, Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
that millionaire one isn't too bad either
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:36 (2 years ago) Permalink
"In 30 years, when Coldplay are old men, people will look back and say, 'These guys were more talented than The Beatles."
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:10 (2 years ago) Permalink
(and I love Coldplay btw....)
yeah i mean he has a lot of awful ones but a lot of these aren't them.
mercy, mercy me, that murcielago is dope
not dope: every time he talks about poop or pee, that leona lewis one
― Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
not dope: every time he talks about poop or pee
otm
― (ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
that shit, to me, is so much worse than grocery baggery
― Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:16 (2 years ago) Permalink
totally like toiletry
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
the poop lyrics are the worst because it really felt like he was just trying so hard to emulate Lil Wayne that he was like "that's probably not what makes him so popular but what the hell, i'll talk about poop a lot too"
― deej otm (some dude), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
the first album I vomited, the second I colonic'd it
― Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:00 (2 years ago) Permalink
desert....or DISASTER!
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:08 (2 years ago) Permalink
gonna quote some dude from the fantasy thread:
yeah the way he leans into his worst lines and shouts them is a lot of what makes him such a worse rapper than even he was a few years ago imo.
the way he draws out all these puns, making sure that you really hear it and are gonna 'get it'
― dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
culminating in
i treat the cash the way the government treats aidsi won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it
― Kerm, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
kanye, quick, there is a new pun in there!
― V79, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:47 (2 years ago) Permalink
hood phenomenon the lebron of rhyme
mostly because he pronounces rhyme like 'rahm'
― dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 01:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
the lebron of the former white house chief of staff
― dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
the "Obama's nation" line is so painful partly because he could've at least said "the Obama nation" and made it a somewhat graceful homophone. nevermind the fact that it's weak to make such a vague statement about what "they" call him while referencing the president when he could've, y'know, talked about how the president actually called him a jackass.
― deej otm (some dude), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
swallowship
― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
btw, there are like 9 pages of threads with kanye west in the title. O_o
yeah and 4 of them are hen fap iirc
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:40 (2 years ago) Permalink
he'll always be kayne west to me
― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:57 (2 years ago) Permalink
so uncamry
― un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 20:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
tay zonday
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 02:13 (4 months ago) Permalink
"I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary."
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 04:06 (4 months ago) Permalink