That one's like the prank call equivalent of a Xenakis score
And then he throws Arthur in
― I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 March 2017 10:17 (seven years ago) link
Otm on Xenakis. This is high art. Serialist prank. Unique.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
The teary eyed one is so funny, love how the woman laughs so much
― Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Monday, 13 March 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link
Love how the caller recognizes him at 3:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFtoEiUAO7Q
― Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Monday, 13 March 2017 02:05 (seven years ago) link
"I've got a seeing eye falcon..."
― I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:24 (seven years ago) link
JUMPING UP AND DOWN, SIRUP AND DOWN THE STREEEEETWHERE AH YOOUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaPgZ_Da32E
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:10 (seven years ago) link
i get a kick out of him getting recognized. there's a call in the new one like that- any others beyond that and the one above?
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link
Dag... think there's one on 8 or 9 where he's calling a bunch of record stores and someone recognizes him and says "LPC IN THE HOUSE!"
I love the one in 13 - the way LPC reacts cracks me up. And I'm still trying to figure out of the guy who votes for Billy Dee is someone famous.
― I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 09:37 (seven years ago) link
ok but my tripler is gonna end up multiplying my couple, you understand? so my signal will be coupled with the flipper.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 13:51 (seven years ago) link
"you should onion up your face"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 13:53 (seven years ago) link
god this is killing me
"what's with the voice manipulator?""I got a new phone"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link
haha
http://talkinwhipapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Calls_in_which_LPC_is_recognized
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 17 March 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link
A) why do people transcribe his calls?B) why do I still laugh when I read them?
― I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 19 March 2017 08:17 (seven years ago) link
"This is freaking Benedict, dude."
Uh, I don't know who you are.
"That's who I am, dude. And you're gonna know all about me."
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 19 March 2017 16:08 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkXn_4ZFJY&t=3222s
I reallylike the three way calls
― Violet Jynx, Monday, 22 May 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
Am I the only one that isn't showing up for? I mean I get the placeholder but then I just get an error message.
― Are you Thurston Moore (but enjoying it less) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link
i'm guessing it's the trebek and 'mr .beauprex' call from the latest?
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link
i need a brooom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mSJR9pf0bw
― 👁 (am0n), Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
SQUAWKBOX!
― the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:02 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrBufBilYDw
[5:00]'You guys snortin' smoke upair? You guys stand by yer work upair?''You know you sound like you got a dick in your mouth''Ok, well that's unprofessional, strikingly unprofessional'
And at 8:23, 'Camacho' trying to sell an lsd comic book about Kiss - 'Kiss, the demons of rock' - has me in stitches. 'What's the trouble upair?'
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 28 May 2017 10:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8zJ25Y_MA4
realy enjoying this
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 9 June 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f9ZOfO_MbQ
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
you know you're either jacked up on marijuana or POT, and i just traced your number you son of a bitch
― crüt, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
pretty disturbing how that one caller seems terrified
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 3 August 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
during the guacamole advice?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Monday, 7 August 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
the guy at 2:35 ish
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 7 August 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
Yeah that guy seemed to be going through uh... something.
This was a solid collection. Last one was cool.
― circa1916, Monday, 7 August 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
LPC is looking for an animator to help him with a project. Wants a fan that gets him. Plz halp.
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 3 November 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link
OMG paging Karl Malone!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 3 November 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link
Kurt - can I get more details? Asking for a friend, thanks
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 4 November 2017 01:27 (six years ago) link
sorry, we're gonna lose you there Carl
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link
hey good news - i'm halping lpc!i'm still not 100% what the larger project is, but i'll be contributing a couple minutes of video/animation as a sort of interlude. i'm really excited/nervous because i generally make shorter things, so this is a really cool opportunity.
i'm trying to immerse myself in LPC imagery and things that fit in that universe. lambs will play a role, but i'm still trying to understand the deeper meaning behind them
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
Yasssss! That is so friggin cool <3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
That’s super awesome, man. Congrats.
― circa1916, Sunday, 3 December 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
Holy shit, awesome! That's so sick Karl, congratulations - can't wait to see whatever the finished project is.
― flappy bird, Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link
wow!!
― crüt, Sunday, 3 December 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link
thanks! yeah i'm pretty excited, but also nervous about fucking it up. it'll be several months before the larger project is out (i don't even know if this part of that documentary on gofundme or something else), though.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
Congrats Karl!
― In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 4 December 2017 03:17 (six years ago) link
awesome!!!!
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 4 December 2017 04:47 (six years ago) link
very cool, Karl!
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 December 2017 06:25 (six years ago) link
karl can you score me a t-shirt
― gr8080, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
i still don't even think i've talked to him directly, and don't think i will! he is mysterious.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link
that is awesome karl. a friend here in longmont actually accused someone of being LPC recently and he denied it.
― tylerw, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link
I just imagine him calling you to discuss specifics, fully in character w/effects and burly threats.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 4 December 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link
so rad, congrats
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 01:29 (six years ago) link
"The representative from LPC"
Congrats Karl - can't wait to see what happens!
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link
rad news!
― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
:)
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
i promise not to liveblog the making of this clip but i think LPC fans would appreciate knowing that the first two sections that i'm working on appear to be 157 BPM (in fact, i'm almost certain it's more like 157.4 BPM) and 143 BPM, respectively. at 30 frames per second, this means that 1 beat = .382165 seconds = 11.46 frames ,and 4 beats = 1.5286 seconds = 45.86 frames. i appreciate that, structurally, there is no way to exactly align the animation frames to the beat. It'll be close enough that no one except audio rain man will be able to tell the difference, but it'll still require the creation of 46 frame animation segments (and the occasional 45-framer so things don't get too far out of whack) to make it work, which is awesome
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 December 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link
Totally awesome! :D
Were you an LPC fan already or did you dig in his stuff when this opportunity arose?
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 December 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link