J.R. Rotem singles poll

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people who talk about Dr. Luke being the laziest most cynical master of the pop charts obviously haven't looked at this guy's resume

Poll Results

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"Bust It Baby Pt. 2" Plies featuring Ne-Yo 7 4
"Whoa" Lil' Kim 2
"Becky" Plies 2
"Whatcha Say" Jason Derülo 1
"Everybody in Love" JLS 1
"The Boss" Rick Ross featuring T-Pain 1
"SOS" Rihanna 1
"Next to You" Mike Jones featuring Nae Nae 0
"However Do U Want It" Maino 0
"Want It, Need It" Plies featuring Ashanti 0
"In My Head" Jason Derülo 0
"Ridin' Solo" Jason Derülo 0
"What If" Jason Derülo 0
"Replay" Iyaz 0
"Solo" Iyaz 0
"So Big" Iyaz 0
"Text Mann featuring Jason Derülo 0
"La La La" Auburn featuring Iyaz 0
"Break My Bank" New Boyz featuring Iyaz 0
"Gamble on Me" Cory Gunz featuring T-Pain 0
"Pain No More" E-40 featuring The Game & Snoop Dogg 0
"Push It" Rick Ross 0
"Beautiful Girls" Sean Kingston 0
"Me Love" Sean Kingston 0
"Hip Hop Police" Chamillionaire featuring Slick Rick 0
"Fuego" The Cheetah Girls 0
"He Said She Said" Ashley Tisdale 0
"Livin' in the Projects" Lil Scrappy 0
"Take You There" Sean Kingston 0
"What Is It" Baby Bash featuring Sean Kingston 0
"I Am the Club" Plies 0
"Give You the World" The D.E.Y. 0
"Roll" Flo Rida featuring Sean Kingston 0
"That's Gangsta" Bun B featuring Sean Kingston 0
"Better in Time" Leona Lewis 0
"Sneakernight" Vanessa Hudgens 0
other 0


honorary falser (some dude), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

yeeeeeesh. that's not pleasant reading.

i will genuinely rep for these two:

"Whoa" Lil' Kim <= out-and-out banger; it's kim's charisma that's the selling point, but it's a great production too, awesome drum fills
"Hip Hop Police" Chamillionaire featuring Slick Rick <= wtf happened to chamillionaire anyway?
"He Said She Said" Ashley Tisdale <= super-generic teenpop that felt about half a decade out of date even at the time, but still a lot of fun
"That's Gangsta" Bun B featuring Sean Kingston <= maybe i feel more affectionately towards it b/c of the context of its excellent parent album but i like the metallic menace, i like the piano. haha listening back this is basically just a more dramatic rehash of "hip hop police"
"Sneakernight" Vanessa Hudgens <= BASICALLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS DANCE, <3 u v-hudge
"Everybody in Love" JLS <= bahaha uk boy band do the most generic boy band ballad ever. carried entirely by their basic likability (nb: not charisma)

anyway i'm voting kim and it's not even close

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

uh that wasn't meant to read "two". whatever

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

boss

surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, 16 August 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

yea, yikes... but I will rep for:

"SOS" Rihanna
"Whoa" Lil' Kim
"Becky" Plies
"Bust It Baby Pt. 2" Plies featuring Ne-Yo
"Livin' in the Projects" Lil Scrappy

aborted based fetus (The Brainwasher), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

voted 4 becky

aborted based fetus (The Brainwasher), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

it's the black widow, call me ms white:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZsssZrcdyc

and then she rhymes "malcolm x" with "malcolm x"

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

this guy is truly an out and out hack, no other word for it -- that said he has some decent songs

1 rick ross ft t-pain - the boss

a 9/10 classic imo -- sick beat

2 plies ft ne-yo - bust it baby pt 2

another one that is pretty undeniable

3 iyaz - replay

great, easy hook -- all there is to it

4 rihanna - SOS

if only we knew what this predicted

5 sean kingston - beautiful girls

can't hear this more than once a year i don't think, but that once is pretty nice

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

"However Do U Want It" Maino

lol i had no idea that this song existed, but wtf is this title -- is it a concept joint where prince harry rewrites 2pac?

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

tempted to vote for MANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because but "Bust It Baby" is by far my favorite here. "Whoa" and "Better In Time" and "SOS" are alright too. the Kingston/Derulo/Iyaz shit alone outweighs any positives, though.

honorary falser (some dude), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i forgot about "better in time"

even tho i dig "replay" i agree with the latter statement -- dude needs to be stopped

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i didn't notice he did "the boss" would've probably voted for that

aborted based fetus (The Brainwasher), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i respect "The Boss" as a production but i hate the actual song

honorary falser (some dude), Monday, 16 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"bust it baby pt 2" makes me so happy as a human being

i just gave her a nickname, it's wet-wet/'cause when we finish she mess up all the bedsets

teledyldonix, Monday, 16 August 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

OTM

The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 07:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 23 August 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

YES

teledyldonix, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"Becky" Plies 2

:D

king boy swag (The Reverend), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

so to the people who voted for those plies singles, do they actually cross over from "appreciate for the lulz" to "actively want to listen to ever"?

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 08:09 (thirteen years ago) link

"becky" is rather unlistenable but "bust it baby pt 2" is a str8 classic

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 August 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i still listen to bust it baby pt 2

teledyldonix, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i still listen to my bust it baby pt 2

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 August 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link


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