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so the Pitchfork threads don't become PRR threads

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 16:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr. Que, Friday, 23 July 2010 16:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

Zeno, Friday, 23 July 2010 16:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

you gotta be shitting me ksh

ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

we are now three times removed from actual pitchfork

how high can we go ??

ciderpress, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

pls keep all threads abt pitchforks pure, guyz

johnny crunch, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

guys, some of you are adults. you might think this thread is lame--I don't care--but getting worked up about the fact that I started this is pretty much lamer than anything

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

TRI▲NGLE * WA▼E (LOLK), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

getting worked up about the fact that I started this is pretty much lamer than anything

Yeah guys, the correct response is "tut, click SB, move on"

flashing drill + penis fan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

or you could just ignore the thread, since I'm actually interested in talking about this, and people trying to prevent me from doing so for no reason

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

people *are*, rather

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

life is a kshighway

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah guys, the correct response is "tut, click SB, move on"

― flashing drill + penis fan (Noodle Vague), Friday, July 23, 2010 6:16 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

aw yeah

pieter brogel the elder (history mayne), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hey ksmarker, I am in support of your move, for whatever that's worth to the folks showing up here to post. I both get why you are interested and why you moved the discussion here. Eventually another story as relevant or interesting as the fact that the NY Times wrote a story about this dude will show up, and then yes, it will be good not to drag it into other threads.

grandavis, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

you gotta be kitten me

pieter brogel the elder (history mayne), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

life is a kshighway

^^ display name opportunity

the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

thanks for that grandavis! appreciated

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 18:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

pitchforkreviewsreviewsreviews.com

emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Friday, 23 July 2010 18:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

life is a kshighway

^^ display name opportunity

― the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Friday, July 23, 2010 10:44 AM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

I guess I joined the ranks of velko and pato w/ this one

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 18:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

i’m last and when he gets to me he shakes my hand and i say “it’s great to meet you!!” and he says “what do you do?”

and i am looking barack obama in the eye and i say, “i write a blog about a popular music website!”

and he looks at me quizzically for a second, i guess he was sort of piecing it together, and he goes, “oh, which website?”

and i say, “it’s called pitchfork. it’s based in chicago! are you familiar with it?”

and he says, “no, but i’ll have to look into it!”

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

Uh.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

god this guy is so fucking crazy

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

man I actually went to 'pitchforkreviewsreviewsreviews.com' hoping there would be a site there. I would read that, I think.

iatee, Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

There should be a column on Pitchfork called Pitchfork Reviews Pitchfork Reviews Reviews.

jaymc, Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

wait is this a real thing???

then an image appeared: a pizza pie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

skimmed that entry. . . . smh @ the world imo -- I'm gonna retire from posting about P4k from here until the day the earth falls into the sun unless the compulsion to do so becomes absolutely overwhelming

markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

nobody actually reads this blog btw

plax (ico), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm gonna retire from posting about P4k from here until the day the earth falls into the sun unless the compulsion to do so becomes absolutely overwhelming

Don't bet on global warming saving you.

balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

skimmed that entry. . . . smh @ the world imo -- I'm gonna retire from posting about P4k from here until the day the earth falls into the sun unless the compulsion to do so becomes absolutely overwhelming

― markers, Thursday, July 29, 2010 2:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

riiiiiiight

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

I'm gonna try

markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

whats left tho

plax (ico), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

void

markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

looking forward to this

plax (ico), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mod, plz change thread title:

ILX Reviews Pitchfork Reviews Reviews

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

mods, please lock thread & impart it to the ravenous eternal void

markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

ILX Reviews Markers Posts Reviewing Articles Exploring Pitchfork Reviews Reviews

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

the weird thing about the obama post is that, from my perspective, it is the PRR guy saying "hi, nabisco, I was IN A VAN IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE"

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

he doesn't actually mention you or allude to you in that post though, does he?? (just skimmed the post)

markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

"hi, nabisco, I was IN A VAN IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE"

^ could be the blog's new tagline

markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

no of course he doesn't, i'm just saying it's funny. (also i think the post is to some degree fiction/joking)

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

the fiction and jokes of an insane person

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

I think there's probably a degree of Aspergers at work with this kid. I mean...

People with Asperger syndrome often display behavior, interests, and activities that are restricted and repetitive and are sometimes abnormally intense or focused. They may stick to inflexible routines, move in stereotyped and repetitive ways, or preoccupy themselves with parts of objects.

Pursuit of specific and narrow areas of interest is one of the most striking features of AS. Individuals with AS may collect volumes of detailed information on a relatively narrow topic such as weather data or star names, without necessarily having genuine understanding of the broader topic.

Position Position, Thursday, 29 July 2010 20:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

prediction: this thread will soon get a really interesting revive

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 29 July 2010 22:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

i really doubt obama will go to that trouble nabisco

max, Thursday, 29 July 2010 22:32 (4 years ago) Permalink

lmao @ this (now redacted):
4. on the new OJ Da Juiceman video for the song entitled “Party Started” i think he says something like “if i don’t get wasted / blame the Jew-man” and then there’s a short clip of an ostensibly jewish man holding a bag of money and grinning. not to be like the rap anti-defamation league but like why does shit like this always get a pass

blap...tremendo (deej), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

prediction: this thread will soon get a really interesting revive

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, July 29, 2010 6:22 PM (Yesterday)

O_O

markers, Friday, 30 July 2010 04:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

lmao @ this (now redacted):
4. on the new OJ Da Juiceman video for the song entitled “Party Started” i think he says something like “if i don’t get wasted / blame the Jew-man” and then there’s a short clip of an ostensibly jewish man holding a bag of money and grinning. not to be like the rap anti-defamation league but like why does shit like this always get a pass

― blap...tremendo (deej), Thursday, July 29, 2010 7:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

his posts on rap are usually AWFUL

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 04:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

he doesn't really look like hoos

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:24 (5 months ago) Permalink

the Bright Lights, Big City of the click-here-now generation.

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:23 (5 months ago) Permalink

xpost i think he does and fuck your opinion

markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 18:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

is that last line meant to sound like sadtrombone or is that just me

goole, Friday, 25 April 2014 18:32 (5 months ago) Permalink

xpost i think he does and fuck your opinion

― markers, Friday, April 25, 2014 2:25 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

:-O

i've seen him in person, is all i'm saying

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:57 (5 months ago) Permalink

he looks like a young harold ramis more than a hoos doppelganger.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:59 (5 months ago) Permalink

^^

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:59 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

i saw this on...the Tumblr Radar. ;_;

http://pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/89769922407/i-wrote-a-novel-about-three-years-ago-and-it-took

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

When people ask what it’s about, I generally look at the floor and say, “It’s a novel,” and then if they press me, I say, “It’s a novel about being supported by your parents,” or, “It’s a novel about being supported by my parents,” or, “It’s a novel about a blog,” or, “It’s a novel about a Tumblr about a popular music reviews website.” I don’t know exactly how to describe it, but if you read the book and generate a concise and appealing description of it, email me and I’ll try to naturally work your description into situations where I have to talk about what my book is about, e.g., at my grandma’s birthday party in August, on dates, during interviews.

I suspect, if you liked this blog, you might really like the book. And if you hate-read/hate-followed this blog, I guarantee you will love the book and you should pre-order it now. The cover is above and I am the one in the black shirt. The model for the cover was this Minor Threat press photo but the cover didn’t turn out badass like the press photo.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:19 (3 months ago) Permalink

this makes me feel kinda stabby

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:38 (3 months ago) Permalink

why do you suppose that is

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:43 (3 months ago) Permalink

mostly the photo

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:48 (3 months ago) Permalink

thanks to that cover i've now got john parr stuck in my head

da croupier, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

haaa

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

so how was this even a thing? it's just a 4-page blog with some random entries

marcos, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 18:58 (3 months ago) Permalink

if you resemble the average media company employee but are touch more self-revealing and self-promoting, media company employees may use you to discuss themselves by proxy. see lena dunham, emily gould, the GOP hipster, etc

da croupier, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:04 (3 months ago) Permalink

prediction: this thread will soon get a really interesting revive

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, July 29, 2010 11:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Knob Dicks (wins), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:05 (3 months ago) Permalink

it's right around the corner I think

Knob Dicks (wins), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:06 (3 months ago) Permalink

fyi: i reviewed a pitchfork review for the pitchfork review. which is a magazine. it was fun!

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

you should write a book about it

Knob Dicks (wins), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 19:17 (3 months ago) Permalink

what happened to buzza?

sarahell, Friday, 27 June 2014 23:54 (3 months ago) Permalink

so which of the people on that book cover is Dexter going to kill?

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Saturday, 28 June 2014 01:23 (3 months ago) Permalink

rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 30 June 2014 21:55 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

I lose focus on the tour and accidentally start to wonder whether I've made it through twenty-one years of life without ever having formed a genuine connection with another person, and if conversation is so difficult for everyone, and if there might be a medication I could take, that would actually work, that would make it easier to interact with people.

johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 September 2014 15:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

when I read this dude's writing, I hear it in Nathan Fielder's voice

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Saturday, 6 September 2014 16:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

some dude, Saturday, 6 September 2014 17:02 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

I found something out about this guy that I can't share on the internet but made me go :-|

, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:14 (Yesterday) Permalink

what is it

lag∞n, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

he's actually human?

Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Monday, 29 September 2014 18:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

things that make you go :-|

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 29 September 2014 18:22 (Yesterday) Permalink

Michael Cera is going to be a very strange looking middle aged man

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

on the one hand, I'm not sure I needed to know this and feel gross for clicking, on the other, D:

katherine, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:31 (Yesterday) Permalink

noooooo tavi

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:38 (Yesterday) Permalink

Ah, I was just wondering the other day if we would get a Kurt & Courtney for the 2010s. Bingo!

Position Position, Monday, 29 September 2014 18:56 (Yesterday) Permalink

i really want that Over The Edge shirt she is wearing. or at least one that would fit me. my favorite movie!

scott seward, Monday, 29 September 2014 19:09 (Yesterday) Permalink

dayo PM me your intel I won't share it except with lagoon

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 29 September 2014 19:13 (Yesterday) Permalink

I didn't know he had a novel out. From the Amazon blurb:

David is a freshly minted NYU grad who’s working a not-quite-entry-level job, falling in love, and telling his parents he’s studying for the LSAT. He starts a Tumblr blog, typing out posts on his BlackBerry under his desk—a blog that becomes wildly popular and brings him to the attention of major media (The New York Times) as well as the White House. But his outward fame doesn’t quell his confusion about the world and his direction in it.

This semiautobiographical debut…

Semi

Re-Make/Re-Model, Monday, 29 September 2014 19:38 (Yesterday) Permalink

haha. c'mon i want to go :-| too.

festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 29 September 2014 19:40 (Yesterday) Permalink

noooooo tavi

― call all destroyer, Monday, September 29, 2014 1:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jaymc, Monday, 29 September 2014 19:41 (Yesterday) Permalink

Loool at all this

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 29 September 2014 21:06 (Yesterday) Permalink

sorry but 26-18 is suspect.gif

the late great, Monday, 29 September 2014 22:44 (Yesterday) Permalink

I don't know if she'd remember me because she meets thousands of people, and I don't want her to not remember me, but I don't want to introduce myself as if we've never met before because then she might think I am doing that thing where you knowingly introduce yourself to someone you've already met and pretend you don't remember them to show them that they're not important to you and consequently you are cooler than they are. But Tavi was really friendly at Pitchfork, and also, she is 15.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 29 September 2014 22:49 (Yesterday) Permalink

she is so totally nobody's fool though. probably more of an adult than most adults i know. i dunno about the blog guy at all.

scott seward, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:24 (Yesterday) Permalink

hes definitely falling upward

still creepy though

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

anyone read his book?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 08:11 (3 hours ago) Permalink

lol i never ever bought the faux-naïve shtick but kid must have a laser focus on his networking and social climbing

lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 08:44 (3 hours ago) Permalink

I read a few pages of the book online and it was all about going to readings and telling people he writes a blog and being intimidated by people who write for Slate and how people make eye contact with him and smoke cigarettes near him.

Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:33 (20 minutes ago) Permalink

this is weird to me because i would read PRR in college when dude was my age. i was also aware of tavi at that time, who was described to me as a child prodigy.

Treeship, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:33 (20 minutes ago) Permalink


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