creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera

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Like every time I go to the Whitney biennial, every single artist my age and younger can't seem to make art that doesn't have Nes controllers or Captain Planet in it.

It's fucking embarrassing to think this is how my generation is squandering their talents

― unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, September 28, 2009 3:36 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Guys there's a difference between people aping the bands they liked as a kid and building your entire aesthetic around how awesome it was to watch Legends Of The Hidden Temple

― Guerilla Zooey (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, September 28, 2009 6:25 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gonna stop cloggin the MPP thread with this. no fake band names. only real ones when they occur

1. Reading Rainbow
2. Golden Girls
3. Unsolved Mysteries
4. Ducktails
5. Universal Studios Florida
6. The Pudding Pops

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahaha The Pudding Pops. urge to post fake ones is almost overwhelming.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

also read that as 'Whiney biennial'

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

Roy Division?

Oh hang on, I mean Joy Orbison.

or is it?

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

NO

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah, no one post fake ones, plz. i think this is an interesting trend that could stand some actual debate.

I think the Pudding Pops used to be called "Bill Cosby and His White Pudding Pops" and i am not bullshitting about that

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

i mean, also Joy Orbison i think falls under the 90s punk pop-culture mash-up trend of like John Cougar Concentration Camp and like Clearance Clarence Revolver or whatevs

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

this is about 20 somethings just borrowing the names of annoying, overplayed nostalgia tropes. it really is the pitchfork generation's version of Young Money "I got her... GROCERY BAG" rapping

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

.. i wasn't posting a fake one...

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

saw this coming three or four years ago and feel vaguely guilty for supporting it in utero to be honest

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

xpost, i was talkin to blueski

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

i don't know if i've ever even heard a chillwave album. what's the big one to listen to?

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

Memory Tapes, I guess.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

Neon Indian's record from last year was one of the big ones, I think.

kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

has the thing where they "rap" over old volumes of jock jams stopped yet?

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

atari teenage riot

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

memory tapes (hey guys, remember tapes?)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

neon indian (reference to the seminal mr. wizard episode with the neon indian)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

washed out (stonewashed jeans)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

toro y moi (preppy fashion label like polo and izod)

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

and that's all of the chillwave bands, the end

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

i mean, in Harvell's Wham City piece, I always thought this part rang somewhere between articulate justification of motives and total bullshit

"The melting pot of referential visual materials--all the fliers, the videos we're making, board games, comic books--it's a melting pot of these mythologies that are coming out of what might be called `low cultures,'" Roche says. "And I think that's super important. I think it's something we all share. It goes back to Beauty and the Beast--all of the things we've been talking about feed into that. Instead of it being purely ironic or purely a joke, those mythologies are being seamlessly integrated into more spiritual art."

And now I'm realizing that Wham City is like Marchel Duchamp compared to the laziness of naming your band a fucking TV show

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

this may not be the thread for Shuki Levy as greatest influence on last 5 years of music musings, but there is probably a band somewhere out there named after every TV show he worked on, just need to bump this thread whenever I find one

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

not a chillwave band, but *This Moment In Black History* reminds me of this.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

kinda like if you named your band *A Very Special Episode Of Blossom*.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah wham city was definitely the tipping point or at least an early outlier of this stuff...i think maybe it being in the air in baltimore for so long is why i'm more ambivalent about it than whiney or whoever now, i already went through rolling my eyes and then accepting it and finding people i like who are guilty of it.

some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Cold Cave - back in the 80s I lived in a cave with no heating

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah wham city was definitely the tipping point or at least an early outlier of this stuff...i think maybe it being in the air in baltimore for so long is why i'm more ambivalent about it than whiney or whoever now, i already went through rolling my eyes and then accepting it and finding people i like who are guilty of it.

― some dude, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:27 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Uh, try Fort Thunder

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

i've seen wham city people cite fort thunder as an inspiration but i literally know nothing else about it other than that their best known band is lightening bolt, and i thought they were like a hard rockin instrumental band, not any 80s retro bullshit?

some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

fort thunder dudes like chippendale and paperrad or whatev would do weird and wild stuff in their art with thngs like garfield and bart simps, but it was always really mutated and distorted and weird, and generally pretty awesome.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

stuff from my generation was awesome, stuff from the younger generation is dumb

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah, more Hartley hare!

Mark G, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

unsloved mysteries

anita bonghit (rionat), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

The New Zoo Revue Revue

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

my new band: *Ben Matlock's Season Four Cameo On Diagnosis Murder*

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

ducktails is a really cool band name

Lamp, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

Boards of Canada surely were the first band to do this?

Groke, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

okay, really, i'm all for this, i guess. ducktails is a pretty good band name.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

not v. chill but (wikipedia time) Crystal Castles were named after ... She-Ra's fortress in the sky

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

ducktails is a really cool terrible band name

Fixed that for you.

anagram, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

not all these bands are chillwave. I'll allow it.

7. Crystal Castles

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

fort thunder was never "cute." or at least ONLY cute.

also very few of these bands will ever produce anything on par with the non-musical shit many of the fort thunder guys produced, simply from a scale/intensity/effort standpoint. effort seems to be beyond most of them.

also crystal castles was named for a video game, whatever the band says.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

tho both lightning bolt and chippendale's comics made a lot of people of the following generation think they could do what he could do, but they can't, at least not with the ease they think, and they haven't.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

isn't Vampire Weekend super proud of the fact that one of the associations w/ the title of their new album is the title of an old Nintendo game?

some dude, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol i was gonna say didn't we explore this idea about 4 months ago

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

I had assumed it was the game too but checked on Wikipedia and it said that. still 80s, -600 points to me for believing wikipedia

canna kirk (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

btw i know y'all will find this hard to believe but fort thunder's influence has been way more pernicious in comics/visual art than in music

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

"tho both lightning bolt and chippendale's comics made a lot of people of the following generation think they could do what he could do, but they can't, at least not with the ease they think, and they haven't."

why don't you marry him already.

scott seward, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

would if i could, man.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 16:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

in a way there is a playfulness with this naming trend that i'm tempted to equate with some of the old rave producer/acts. this is all a bit 'tweer' tho perhaps.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

what do you guys think of "Bleakend at Bernie's"?

sarahell, Friday, 16 November 2012 03:31 (6 months ago) Permalink

having now actually heard them I fuck w/ the band Scott & Charlene's Wedding fyi

Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 November 2012 08:24 (6 months ago) Permalink

they have their moments

all the pies that we were feeding it (electricsound), Friday, 16 November 2012 09:03 (6 months ago) Permalink

these dudes are called You Bred Raptors? but i don't think they really belong here

mizzell, Friday, 16 November 2012 21:03 (6 months ago) Permalink

i think Peak Twins is kinda funny tbh

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 16, 2012 10:06 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

ok but what about Silent Drape Runners

dmr, Friday, 16 November 2012 21:16 (6 months ago) Permalink

i don't think anyone playing an 8 string bass with a violin bow belongs here

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Friday, 16 November 2012 21:21 (6 months ago) Permalink

what do you guys think of "Bleakend at Bernie's"?

― sarahell, Friday, November 16, 2012 3:31 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


tbh I almost went to a show by this band, based solely on their name

six possible reasons why Obama won. Some are truly chilling. (bernard snowy), Friday, 16 November 2012 21:44 (6 months ago) Permalink

Weeknd at Bernie's

Number None, Friday, 16 November 2012 22:59 (6 months ago) Permalink

xp dmr: I just got a booking request from them for a last minute gig.

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:54 (5 months ago) Permalink

Silent Drape Runners literally the worst live act I have ever seen

paula boradwell (crüt), Monday, 19 November 2012 20:58 (5 months ago) Permalink

well, I didn't book them, so I hope yr happy

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Monday, 19 November 2012 21:06 (5 months ago) Permalink

very.

paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 22:06 (5 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

saw a band called wet assed band with a table of xmas presents called beaty heart supporting teengirl fantasy on friday and though im not sure what it means they deserve to be here with bullets in the ass.

― straightola, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 2:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I happened to see this Beaty Heart lot last night and fucking hell. Either Animal Collective is the only band they've ever heard or they're an Animal Collective tribute band who forgot all the songs but boldly went for it anyway. It went from mildly amusing to hilarious to distressingly uncanny pretty quickly. How have they managed to be around for at least a couple of years without someone having a word and them realising the horrible emptiness of it all?

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 12:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

that watered-down doumbek type beat has a very World Music vibe to it. Vocals are pretty awful, and there's not much else going on.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

i went to Goldsmiths with Beaty Heart...they've always been not great/sounded like Animal Collective. It was quite exciting at the start though, in a weird way. Just in that you go from living outside london and the bands your age are metal acts/funk-rock/sub-kooks indie and suddenly there's a band who sound like AC/Gang Gang Dance playing at houseparties and stuff.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

chillumayowave

maura, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Does anybody know of a band called Super C? Like the sequel to Contra? I googled it a bit and can't find one, and I think that would be a really badass name for a band, if one were to go the creatively bankrupt route.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:30 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

I would go see them if they were a creatively bankrupt, ten-minute Nintendocore deconstruction, Vitamin C cover band.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 April 2013 16:51 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

And now there's a band just simply called Twin Peaks
https://soundcloud.com/twinpeaksdudes/stand-in-the-sand

MarkoP, Saturday, 27 April 2013 17:05 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

How about a creatively bankrupt Nintendocore Can cover band?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 27 April 2013 17:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i think the chillwave sound can be amazing when it "works" -- i.e. makes you feel like you are woozy from too much sunlight and drifting off to sleep in a hammock, free-associating memories from your childhood -- i mean, nostalgia is powerful shit, and for people of a certain age the sounds that ducktails and neon indian and toro y moi and whatever work with can be pretty potent if they are decontextualized in just the right way... i don't know i am a fan of chillwave. i don't really care if there a million of these bands because how is it different than a million mediocre punk bands? as a genre it is cool, and a predictable but pleasant manifestation of how everyone with a macbook has access to every synth sound they could ever want.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 03:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

ducktails is my favorite of these bands, especially their third album arcade dynamics, which i think is one of the top three or four albums of the new decade so far. a modest masterpiece. it's just so transcendentally chill, like playing frisbee with my golden retriever. chillness as a mood gets a bad rap because it is associated with horrible music -- jimmy buffett, dave matthews, idk, the eagles' "take it easy" might be a key text here -- so it's good to have an album that does justice to feeling relaxed on a lazy summer afternoon, maybe reading a book that you're not really paying attention to, just letting your eyes drift over the page...

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 04:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

smh at this Universal Studios Florida pfork rising article from 2009 http://pitchfork.com/news/36595-rising-universal-studios-florida/

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 28 April 2013 04:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

chillness as a mood gets a bad rap because it is associated with horrible music

Chillness as a mood is sort of the definition of 'cool' isn't it? The 'horrible music' you listed is some of the best-selling music ever, and seems to be hated mainly by the 'cool' people that would like chillwave.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:25 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

hm, good point. i guess chillwave is explicitly marketed chillness, so it is (kinda) unique in that sense as a thing that is marketed toward cool people. like grunge music appealed to slackers, but it was all about bitterness, disaffection, anger, and even in some cases severe depression. although there is this undercurrent of melancholy and loss in most chillwave acts (but not in the ducktails album!) that distinguishes it from the great selling "chill" music. i guess it's just the ducktails album that i feel like reclaims afternoon-drinking-corona-on-the-porch music for hipsters.

so basically chillwave is the gentrification of chill, which doesn't sound very good when written out like that, but i'm enjoying my ride on this wave.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

maybe chillwave is just grunge to electroclash's hair metal

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:02 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

the timeline is reversed though, because hair metal preceded grunge and electroclash preceded chillwave. otherwise that analogy is fine, i guess. i think chillwave is just a result of the democratization of sampling and similar studio procedures. electronic music can be low budget now, and so more personal than it ever was before.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

That was exactly what Adam said

mh, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:57 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

oh yeah, i see now. sorry. good analogy.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 17:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

why does drinking corona on the porch need to be reclaimed? who stole it from humanity? who is doing this reclaiming?

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

everything got sunny/beachy/tropical a while back, not just the chillwave stuff. i don't think that vibing out was ever in much need of reclamation, though.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

someone quickly reclaim getting high & having a barbecue, summer's almost on us

ogmor, Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:23 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i think yer first point is kinda wrong -- tbh, at the same time there was the chillwave phenomenon there was also a resurgence in various willfully dark strains of new wave/synth pop/'minimal synth.' tons of reissues of obscure european and american obscurities have come out in the last few years that most decidedly not sunny, even within this post-punk/indie rock/new wave/'underground' framework.

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:24 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

xp to contendorizor

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:24 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

gothwave

mh, Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i think it's true that the post punk indie synth stuff contains multitudes, but i think the sunnier end of chillwave is still it's own thing, that tried to bring hipster music out of the bedroom/dive bar and onto the lawn.

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

and xpost i consider best coast/waaves/late 2000s sunny guitar indie pop a part of this trend, but one that is less interesting to me than the more stoned sounding synth end of things

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Wasn't the phrase invented as a mock genre by Hipsterrunoff?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

it was, but it is still an accurate term to describe a cluster of bands with similar sensibilities that were emerging around 08-09

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

you can call them hypnagogic pop bands if u want

Pat Finn, Sunday, 28 April 2013 21:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

hypnagogo bands

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Monday, 29 April 2013 04:16 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i think yer first point is kinda wrong -- tbh, at the same time there was the chillwave phenomenon there was also a resurgence in various willfully dark strains of new wave/synth pop/'minimal synth.' tons of reissues of obscure european and american obscurities have come out in the last few years that most decidedly not sunny, even within this post-punk/indie rock/new wave/'underground' framework.

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, April 28, 2013 12:24 PM (8 hours ago)

in case it wasn't clear, i didn't mean everything everything. just regular everything.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 29 April 2013 04:23 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

is Robert Ashley a forerunner of chillwave?

You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Monday, 29 April 2013 04:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

yes. this influence was strikingly apparent when the Metropolitan Opera did an orchestral version of Neon Indian's Psychic Chasms last fall

the gentrification of chill (Pat Finn), Monday, 29 April 2013 05:24 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

the dude from Washed Out
I think they burned him

the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 April 2013 11:30 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Take it Easy is a great song, one of the few great eagles songs

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 April 2013 12:47 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

completely missed how dope com truise is amidst all this lolling

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

the ol come trues

wk, Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:17 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

reminds me a lot of DJ Shadow in the way he constructs tunes, but with a different sonic palette

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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