most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

oooof

will fabolous ever regain his credibility after this latest embarrassing gaffe???

funny thing is before I saw either movie when I was a kid I used to get them mixed up all the time too, but Fab always seemed like such a meticulous pop culture nerd with his punchlines that I'm still kind of disappointed in him. I wonder if anyone's tweeted to him about his mistake yet.

ha

in "big money" young l goes "like shaq/ in 'shazzam'"

not rly a grocery bag tho

oh wait, i see

hey guys biz markie says he watched star wars just to see yoda in "just rhyming with biz" ca. 1987 but yoda didn't appear until empire strikes back what an asshole right lol

i don't think biz markie is an asshole AT ALL

don't rappers got factcheckers yo

"3 of us but we're not the Beatles" type rap reference errors could probably be its own thread, but obv. I was mainly singling out the Fab line for being grocery baggy, the mistake was just a bonus

has anyone else noticed Justin Timberlake adopting the classic YM simile style on the new Diddy/Wayne leak? his whole verse is full of sub-Gudda Gudda punchlines ("I'ma bend your body...MAGNETO," "Let me have my way...CARLITO," etc etc). Justin, you are better than this!

loool

oh mann

wtf on the Carlito line. he didn't have his way, Benny Blanco killed him!

congratulations to fabolous for being -- i believe -- the first grocery bag-using rapper to be quoted in a song by another rapper in grocery bag-style

in the new lil twist single ("little secret" ft bow wow, check LilTwistVEVO for more) twist says

you're so fabulous... LOSO

name-checked, not quoted

new Lil Wayne leaked. Bag-watch is on!

shoot you from your head to your shoulders... SHAMPOO

So pumped!!

"giving them the blues... BOBBY BLUE BLAND"

^my new favorite g-bag line^

oh my god track 4 is the fucking best. i'm getting crunk in here tbh

oh wait, i just got to the chorus

it's about to get nasty... PORK RINDS

i'm gonna forgive this one

Yall boys just a bunch of pussycats... MILO
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seriously can't tell if you guys are making these up or not

just listened to a track from the last Fab tape that ends with the groaner "I bring death to em...NO HEARING LOSS"

oooof

wooow

D:

oh my god track 4 is the fucking best. i'm getting crunk in here tbh

― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, September 27, 2010 2:09 PM

oh wait, i just got to the chorus

― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, September 27, 2010

irl lol

the worst example of this imo is drake in "forever"

swimmin in the money, come and find me - NEMO/ if i was in the club you know i'd ball - CHEMO

if i ever met drake i would wretch his torn acl for those two

― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 3:49 PM (8 months ago)

smitty on gucci's "what you finna do",

birds all white
thats right, call em seagulls
young carlitos
fought them crackas (??)
ball like chemo
swish like free throw

i've never even heard of that song

IT'S GUCCI TIME

it's on bird flu 2, or at least my copy lol

this one by sean price is kinda funny

Waste removal, we dispose brothers
Embarrassing the family, Keyshia Cole mother

cyhi da prince has a terrible one in the bet 'cypher'

my money long... LANKY

thats also bitten from gucci lol

money long, pockets stupid-lanky

diamond solitaire on pinky

i would be able to report if big sean bagged it up but my body shuts down when he starts rapping

I just saw a stand-up comic do an extended set on grocery bag lines. he actually used "I got her... grocery bag" as the example of the form. Totally a scary real life/ILM intersecting moment.

haha awesome

links or it didn't happen

haha it's this first guy here: http://www.straight.com/article-346106/vancouver/standing-laughs

he did like five of his own "cause I put my shit together...IKEA" lines and then yelled about how it was shitty rap.

kanye on hot97

"We develop and change rap styles all together. Like, look at say the hashtag rap--that's what we call it when you take the 'like' or 'as' out of the metaphor. 'Flex, sweater red--firetruck.' Everybody raps like that, right? That's really spawned from like 'Barry Bonds': 'Here's another hit--Barry Bonds.' So even like when I sat with Nicki Minaj in Hawaii, I was like, for this album, particularly--and I still like that, that style is super fresh--but this album, we not even doing similes. It's just a series of statements. We get on some real push the culture forward--I think that's the biggest reason 'Power' took me like five thousand man hours to sit there and write it."

took me like five thousand man hours to sit there and write it.

uh

just in case you thought the nicki minaj album was going to contain good rapping

did he write it himself in 5000 hours or did he get 5000 people to write it in 1 hour?

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