What is the most ridiculous thing in the music video for Rakim's "Guess Who's Back"?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Satyr-demon having a snack (2:17)	2
Rakim throws satyr-demon into the toxic sludge (4:10)	1
Satyr-demon's scream (4:03)	1
Horse-man transfixed by the beat (2:32)	1
Girl riding dude like a horse (3:17)	1
It was all a dream... (4:15)	0
Last rites (2:35)	0
Satyr-demon raising arms with purple mask and white lingerie in synchronization (2:24)	0
Rakim resurrecting a dead woman by looking at her funny (2:11)	0
Adam and Eve (2:05)	0
Snake woman is sad now (2:00)	0
Woman kissing snake (1:53)	0
Choreographed dancers (2:40)	0
Rakim manipulating toxic sludge with his mind (3:04)	0
Satyr-demon fights Rakim (4:06)	0
...striking the dead dude (3:56)	0
Microphone lightning (3:54)	0
Adam biting into the forbidden fruit (3:49)	0
Satyr-demon's flickering tongue (3:29)	0
...and shooting fireballs (3:19)	0
Tattooing the dead guy (3:16)	0
Video girls in gold catsuits (3:14)	0
Violinists in white gowns (1:50)	0
Video girls with purple mask and white lingerie (1:49)	0
Woman in gold jester suit (1:43)	0
Satyr-demon (upper half) (0:19)	0
Satyr-demon (lower half) (0:16)	0
Pink and yellow sky (0:15)	0
Toxic pipe (0:15)	0
Gnarly tree (0:15)	0
Stage made of wierd blocks (0:15)	0
Rakim's green and pink scarf (0:13)	0
Rakim's orange robe (0:11)	0
Falling through the door (0:10)	0
Satyr-demon's processed voice (0:24)	0
Satyr-demon and Rakim's dialog (0:24)	0
Rakim's leg (0:25)	0
Tattooing each other (1:43)	0
Wildly spinning umbrella (1:28)	0
Ball with spikes (1:28)	0
Satyr-demon's eyes (1:22)	0
Magnatized microphone (1:14)	0
Satyr-demon's big marble (0:58)	0
The crowd (0:55)	0
Scary lightning (0:51)	0
Satyr-demon's gold hoop earing (0:31)	0
Shirtless Rakim concentrating in front of mirror (0:01)	0

― The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going for satyr-demon's snacktime here, but this whole video is wild.

― The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

horse-man bobbing his head is #2

― The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

gotta be that toxic sludge man

― hard man, Friday, 25 July 2008 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

"horse-man transfixed by beat" though I call that one "boppin' wolf"

― J0hn D., Friday, 25 July 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

Satyr-demon having a snack (2:17)

That's the one for me. He's tucking into, what, a slice of pizza? Totally incongruous. But his eyes continue to stare, so there's no doubt he's on the ball. His mind is totally focused: the snakc does not distract. It makes me think of a soldier in the midst of a battle, having a piece of beef jerky or whatever. A man's gotta eat.

― moley, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

*snake = snack. A Freudian slit.

― moley, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ that realness

― The Reverend, Saturday, 26 July 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

"Satyr-demon's scream"

This confirmed this music video was a failed B-movie.

The snack blipvert was AWESOME

I also liked the high pitched "Beyond your imagination" in the intro.

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 26 July 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

Girl riding dude

― gzip, Saturday, 26 July 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

BEST POLL EVER

― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 28 July 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

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