What is the most ridiculous thing in the music video for Rakim's "Guess Who's Back"?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLzGvDKN_U

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Satyr-demon having a snack (2:17) 2
Rakim throws satyr-demon into the toxic sludge (4:10) 1
Satyr-demon's scream (4:03) 1
Horse-man transfixed by the beat (2:32) 1
Girl riding dude like a horse (3:17) 1
It was all a dream... (4:15)0
Last rites (2:35) 0
Satyr-demon raising arms with purple mask and white lingerie in synchronization (2:24) 0
Rakim resurrecting a dead woman by looking at her funny (2:11) 0
Adam and Eve (2:05) 0
Snake woman is sad now (2:00) 0
Woman kissing snake (1:53) 0
Choreographed dancers (2:40) 0
Rakim manipulating toxic sludge with his mind (3:04) 0
Satyr-demon fights Rakim (4:06) 0
...striking the dead dude (3:56) 0
Microphone lightning (3:54) 0
Adam biting into the forbidden fruit (3:49) 0
Satyr-demon's flickering tongue (3:29) 0
...and shooting fireballs (3:19) 0
Tattooing the dead guy (3:16) 0
Video girls in gold catsuits (3:14) 0
Violinists in white gowns (1:50) 0
Video girls with purple mask and white lingerie (1:49) 0
Woman in gold jester suit (1:43) 0
Satyr-demon (upper half) (0:19) 0
Satyr-demon (lower half) (0:16) 0
Pink and yellow sky (0:15) 0
Toxic pipe (0:15) 0
Gnarly tree (0:15) 0
Stage made of wierd blocks (0:15) 0
Rakim's green and pink scarf (0:13) 0
Rakim's orange robe (0:11) 0
Falling through the door (0:10) 0
Satyr-demon's processed voice (0:24) 0
Satyr-demon and Rakim's dialog (0:24) 0
Rakim's leg (0:25) 0
Tattooing each other (1:43) 0
Wildly spinning umbrella (1:28) 0
Ball with spikes (1:28) 0
Satyr-demon's eyes (1:22) 0
Magnatized microphone (1:14) 0
Satyr-demon's big marble (0:58) 0
The crowd (0:55) 0
Scary lightning (0:51) 0
Satyr-demon's gold hoop earing (0:31) 0
Shirtless Rakim concentrating in front of mirror (0:01) 0


The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going for satyr-demon's snacktime here, but this whole video is wild.

The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

horse-man bobbing his head is #2

The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

gotta be that toxic sludge man

hard man, Friday, 25 July 2008 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

"horse-man transfixed by beat" though I call that one "boppin' wolf"

J0hn D., Friday, 25 July 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

Satyr-demon having a snack (2:17)

That's the one for me. He's tucking into, what, a slice of pizza? Totally incongruous. But his eyes continue to stare, so there's no doubt he's on the ball. His mind is totally focused: the snakc does not distract. It makes me think of a soldier in the midst of a battle, having a piece of beef jerky or whatever. A man's gotta eat.

moley, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

*snake = snack. A Freudian slit.

moley, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ that realness

The Reverend, Saturday, 26 July 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

"Satyr-demon's scream"

This confirmed this music video was a failed B-movie.

The snack blipvert was AWESOME

I also liked the high pitched "Beyond your imagination" in the intro.

Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 26 July 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

Girl riding dude

gzip, Saturday, 26 July 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 26 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

BEST POLL EVER

Dimension 5ive, Monday, 28 July 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)


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