Worst line in "Where Do You Go To My Lovely?"

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Peter Sarstedt (artist's impression)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh ha-ha-ha 8
I remember the back streets of Naples 5
You get an even suntan, on your back and on your legs 3
I know where you go to my lovely 3
And the painting you stole from Picasso 2
To shake off their lowly brown tags, they try 2
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records 1
With your carefully designed topless swimsuit 1
With the others of the jet-set 1
And you sip your Napoleon Brandy 1
Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does 1
But you never get your lips wet, no you don't 1
`Cause I can look inside your head.1
And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are 1
And a friend of Sacha Distel, yes you do 1
Two children begging in rags 1
And I wonder if they really care, or give a damn 0
So look into my face Marie-Claire 0
And remember just who you are 0
Then go and forget me forever 0
But I know you still bear 0
the scar, deep inside, yes you do 0
When you're alone in your bed 0
I know the thoughts that surround you 0
Both touched with a burning ambition 0
But they don't realize where you came from 0
It'll be to a millionaire 0
Your clothes are all made by Balmain 0
You live in a fancy apartment 0
Off the Boulevard St. Michel 0
I've seen all your qualifications 0
You got from the Sorbonne 0
You talk like Marlene Dietrich 0
When you go on your summer vacation 0
You go to Juan-les-Pins 0
And when the snow falls you're found in St. Moritz 0
Your name, it is heard in high places 0
You know the Aga Khan 0
He sent you a racehorse for Christmas 0
They say that when you get married 0
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire 0


Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link

"And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh ha-ha-ha" will win, obviously, but it'll be nice to see what comes second.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link

for a laugh ha-ha-ha

xpost ach!

It's really laughable a ha-ha haha haaa....

Mark G, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:15 (sixteen years ago) link

And remember just who you are
Then go and forget me forever
But I know you still bear
the scar, deep inside, yes you do

^^^these are probably the most hateful lyrics ever in a number one single.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:17 (sixteen years ago) link

And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh ha-ha-ha = probably not the worst line, just the most irritating

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link

"To shake off their lowly brown tags, they try"

I don't know what this means

ledge, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link

"To shake off their lowly brown tags, they try"

- come again?

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha ha, xpost

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know what this means

It means he can't find a rhyme for rags

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:21 (sixteen years ago) link

It's an incredible lyric, really, as evocative as they come. The one line that sticks out as not-quite-good-enough is "your loveliness goes on and on", which is a little mundane in such illustrious company.

harveyw, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I think he meant "lowly BORN tags."

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"lowly born fags" more like

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Lowrie reichstag

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Has to be "sip your Napoleon brandy," subsequently parodied by Gilbert O'Sullivan ("when I'm drinking my Bonaparte shandy").

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link

But you never get your lips wet, no you don't

^^^what does this mean? Is it an oral sex zing?

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost she uses a straw because of all that lipstick.

Mark G, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

The whole song is a kind of cross between "Positively Fourth Street" and "My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe."

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I prefer his rent boy song, "The Boys Lazed on the Verandah"

Tom D., Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link

The 'lowly brown tags' makes me think of those brown tags that evacuees had on their suitcases with their names on during the war. Maybe it's a reference to that, or maybe I've watched "Goodnight Mr Tom" too many times.

I'd never really thought about the lyrics to this before, and I quite like them now I've read them in full.

Rob M v2, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link

With your carefully designed topless swimsuit

So, that would be just the pants, then. A masterstroke!

mike t-diva, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought this thread was going to be about 'where do you go' by no mercy.

in fact it's about that terrible shit wes anderson has probably made an hit among ipod dbags.

banriquit, Thursday, 27 March 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ I thought this too. Sorely disappointed.

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

doesn't that no mercy song only have like two lines in it?

electricsound, Friday, 28 March 2008 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link

this song is pretty creepy

fantasimundo, Friday, 28 March 2008 08:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Saturday, 5 April 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i like the welfare heroine version of this song.

Eisbaer, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

britishes class consciousness -- and american head-scratching about same -- raises its head yet again.

Eisbaer, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I love this song you heartless bastards.

"You get an even suntan - on your back and on your legs" is funniest.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 6 April 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought this thread was going to be about 'where do you go' by no mercy.

me three

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I've always found the way he says "Picasso" the most annoying part of the song. Peeek-ass-oh. Hateful!

Plus obviously the whole song has this smirking and hypocritical thing quasi hippie resentimment going on, in which bog-standard HELLO! magazine lipsmacking about uberwealth rides alongside faux-deep "i see thru it alllll" superiority about same.

Drew Daniel, Sunday, 6 April 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

John Peel would often go on about the hatefulness of this song.

Alba, Sunday, 6 April 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

This fucking song.

Britpoppage (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

RIP

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 January 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link

ha ha haa

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 January 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link


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