Alternate Titles For Burzum's "Anthology"

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Candlelight is putting out a Burzum "best-of"; I got a copy in this morning's mail. But talk about a boring title! I came up with some alternates...

Best O' Burzum
Now That's What I Call Burzum
Bad Music For Bad People
The Young Person's Guide To Burzum
Does Not Include That Song From
Gummo
Am I Black Enough For You?
Burzum Sings For Only The Lonely
I Killed Euronymous With My Big Fucking Dick
Fear Of A Black Planet
Mama Tried

Share your suggestions below!

unperson, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

Burning down the house

Anyway, whats the tracklist?

Siegbran, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

A+

burt_stanton, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

What Siegbran asked!

David R., Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Feeble Screams From Forests Unknown
Stemmen Fra Taarnet
Lost Wisdom
Svarte Troner
Det Som In Gang Var
Jesus Tod
Gebrechlichkeit II
Balferd Baldrs
Ansuzgardaraiwo

Dankelheit (video)

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

one site says the label is "Back On Black" (Cat. N° BOB086CD) and another one says it's "Phantom Sound & Vision" (both 2008 - there's a 2002 Anthology as well)

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

is it already called "Lord of Darkness" ? (loads of conflicting information everywhere)

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

Motown Chartbusters Vol.666

MaresNest, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

Rock Against Rock Against Racism.

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

this thread made me dig out my old bathory cassette tapes

burt_stanton, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

But not Burzum?

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

that's not your title suggestion, is it? :-)

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Burning Down Churches : Oops I Did It Again would be my suggestion.

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 19:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

Varg You Experienced

latebloomer, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Straight Outta Jail

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

White Supremacist Black Metal

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Sgt Hongroes Varg's Lonely Nazi Club Band

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Big Baldrs
Balds of Steel

Jena, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hipster Let's-Pretend-We-Like-This Irony Party 2008

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

Or, um, no?

David R., Friday, 21 March 2008 01:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

I Told You I Was Hardcore

J0hn D., Friday, 21 March 2008 01:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

All I Wanna Do Is Burzum A Zoom Zoom Zoom And A Boom Boom

dad a, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

217 Burzum Fans Can't Be Wrong

John Justen, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is this because Varg's up for parole again?

Actually, how about Varg's up for parole again?

J, Friday, 21 March 2008 02:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Hipster Let's-Pretend-We-Like-This Irony Party 2008

This might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on this stupid fucking board.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

If you haven't actually witnessed that phenomenon, you should move to Brooklyn or lurk on other message boards.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

He already lives in student hipster central

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

xp: nobody should move to brooklyn. brooklyn should be walled up and fumigated.

(sorry, i got some varg on me.)

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

xpost

lol I are surrounded by students but they are pretty fucking far from being hip.

xxpost

sorry whiney I thought you was implying that anybody who loved Burzum was faking it

Noodle Vague, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

i got some varg on me

^^^^

this

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

A Varg Day's Night?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

There goes Hulls reputation for being the Williamsburg Of The North Of England.
xx-post

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

Anyway how about Say It Loud I'm Black Metal And Proud

Herman G. Neuname, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

>If you haven't actually witnessed that phenomenon, you should move to Brooklyn or lurk on other message boards.

Agree that the phenomenon exists; disagree that it applies in this case. The album is on Candlelight, not Kemado.

unperson, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is that tracklist I found upthread right? (would mean it's being released by different labels in different territories)

StanM, Friday, 21 March 2008 15:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

A Nice Set of Burzum's

dad a, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

meaty beaty big and burzum

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

Mmm, brains!

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

Shot of Burzum

Jena, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

Rectum? I nearly Burzum!

StanM, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Stan, that doesn't make any sense!

Some great titles on here, though.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

4 years pass...

Great Baldrs of Fire

Clarke B., Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:02 (9 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

All Killer, No Filler

Clarke B., Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:10 (9 months ago) Permalink

I Don't Get Mad, I Get Stabby

The Sword and the Saucier (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

The Burzprint

Siegbran, Sunday, 12 August 2012 10:06 (9 months ago) Permalink

Count Grishnackhin' Boots

Clarke B., Thursday, 16 August 2012 17:43 (9 months ago) Permalink

My Week Beats Euronymous

reckless driving, abuse of small dogs, thirst for fame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 17 August 2012 04:32 (9 months ago) Permalink


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