El-P drunkenly disses spank rock

this should've been posted in the nonexistent lollertronix thread.

lost @ birth:

http://www.aquateencentral.com/sethgreen.jpg

this is the least surprising development of all time.

didn't El-P do a side project under the alias "Scott Evil"? (xpost)

i hated 2 live crew when i was 8. why should i like spank rock now? (c/d) [Started by el-p, last updated 1 minute ago] 2 new answers

let's not clown him too hard here, the only thing he's wrong about is the implication that Spank Rock isn't way way worse than the shit they're biting.

also that 2 live crew is bad.

And that 2 live crew was putting out records when he was 8.

i hated 2 live crew when i was 8. why should i like spank rock now? (c/d) [Started by el-p, last updated 1 minute ago] 2 new answers

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, November 22, 2007 9:52 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahahaa

I was born and raised in Miami; 2 Live Crew practically raised me. El-P is wrong for this. I seriously feel like he just dissed my mom.

i thought this said 'kisses'

it would have been a stereogum link then.

http://www.definitivejux.net/images/h1-jukies.gif

spank rock is poop. el-p's rhymes are poop too, though his production for can ox was hard. 2 live crew own all those fools.

whats wrong with spank rock

http://historicphotoarchive.com/images3/00085.jpg

this will matter to me when trent reznor chimes in between sentences.

Hahah El-P is fucking trash.

^^^4-4-2

> 4-4-2

?????????

It's the new OTM, dad.

http://www.nzeldes.com/Miscellany/images/Ganot01.jpg

Maybe it's my lack of knowledge about the world of contemporary hip-hop, but I really don't see why this is notable at all, other than to further the seemingly uncontested SPANK ROCK GOOD, EL-P BAD doctrine. Not that I like El-P, or dislike Spank Rock, but (and I'm talking about that video, not the thread) I mean it seems so pathetic to film interviews over a night and then present this 10 second video clip on this internet in a sort of "El-P in drunken Spank-Rock shit talking scandal!" I mean, he barely even criticized them, the whole uproar seems very much like an excuse to just go "Hey look, El-P is being an asshole again. . . what nerve to question Spank Rock!" I dunno, maybe he's trying to be iconoclastic, maybe he's not, maybe he was too drunk, maybe he is nothing more than an asshole, but he is more or less only stating a pretty fucking innocuous opinion.

I once saw El-P in a food court line at Port Authority. He looked scuzzy as all hell.

still not sure why anyone cares about either of these guys.

this is just a guess, mehlt, but I don't think it was deej's intention to further a SPANK ROCK GOOD, EL-P BAD doctrine with this thread.

You know how much the ILM rap pack just luuuurrrves them some Spank Rock.

or Cool Disco MC Spank Rock, as he's known to fans.

I know I'm not part of the rap pack, but I'd never heard of Spank Rock before this thread.

http://www.nzeldes.com/Miscellany/images/Ganot01.jpg

I'd managed to avoid (him? them?) until about a month ago, and it really is as bad/worse than I'd been made to believe. DNW.

Remember Amanda Blank?

Me neither.

Surely her 2 weeks of blog fame paved the way for Kid Sister's 5 weeks of blog fame, though.

I'd kind of like to make Ganot01.jpg my username.

this is just a guess, mehlt, but I don't think it was deej's intention to further a SPANK ROCK GOOD, EL-P BAD doctrine with this thread.

Yeah, I wasn't trying to accuse him of such, as I did mention in parenthesis that I meant the video, not the thread, but I can see how that wouldn't be clear.

sorry, I killfiled all parenthetical remarks.

(Al Shipley is the worst writer on the internet)

(Al Shipley writes Valentines to Louis Jagger)

(Al Shipley didn't like Spank Rock when he was 8 why should he like him now?)

wow I really expected ethan's inevitable Aaron Lacrate fan-fiction post to be the most slanderous thing said about me on this thread.

i think this confusion probably would have been offset if this was posted in nonexistent lollertronix thread

rubbing his face like a nervous little bitch

I thought that was more of a coke itchies thing.

no, its a self concious thing

I love Spank rock
I don't wanna be against you guys I-I-I quote
quote, unquote I said, I wanna be down - you know;
like I said I don't want beef with you guys
YouknowIamlikedude; like fuckin
this whole shit is bananas, y'know

that linda tripp song was a good zing

yeah, El-P would've made a great netcee

El-P lyric booklets should come with netcee style punctuation.

Elol-P

"Hey I'm this guy who some people on the internet have heard of, fuck that other guy that some people on the internet have heard of"

Internet: AWWW SHIT SON, OH NO HE DIDN'T

JERRY JERRY JERRY

spank rock have become shit.

does he have some early work where he doesn't sound like will.i.am with a speech impediment that you can reccomend?

"Bad Babysitter"

i liked 3/4 of yoyoyo but not rated anything from either xxxchange or naeem since then.

also you only liked 3/5 of the yo's in the title

You are crazy people. If you don't like unsigned artists and you are convinced they are inferior in talent and not super talented...then listen to Spank Rock who doesn't write her own music. I write hip hop music.
I have some right now that I am going to record when I move into my new house.
but you will not hear it...cause you love signed artists. I love music board is not a place for indie arists.
I know where I am not wanted. all you ever do is insult me and say that I am not that great and how great signed artists are.
So go buy Spank rock and. I don't care.
If you think that all signed artists right now are the best..
I am not convince you otherwise. That is why I have taken my site down and started a new stage name.
all you ever do is mock how I am not signed and how I am a rejected demo.
O.k I guess record companies want their products to sell, and they want control of the net, and they don't like the fact that my writing blows these women away.
I write all kinds hip hop...
and ambient. You people are NOT cool.

who knew saigon liked spank rock?

You are crazy people. If you don't like unsigned artists and you are convinced they are inferior in talent and not super talented...then listen to Spank Rock who doesn't write her own music. I write hip hop music.
I have some right now that I am going to record when I move into my new house.
but you will not hear it...cause you love signed artists. I love music board is not a place for indie arists.
I know where I am not wanted. all you ever do is insult me and say that I am not that great and how great signed artists are.
So go buy Spank rock and. I don't care.
If you think that all signed artists right now are the best..
I am not convince you otherwise. That is why I have taken my site down and started a new stage name.
all you ever do is mock how I am not signed and how I am a rejected demo.
O.k I guess record companies want their products to sell, and they want control of the net, and they don't like the fact that my writing blows these women away.
I write all kinds hip hop...
and ambient. You people are NOT cool.

WHAT

Missed the Golden Age of Marissa, did we?

I do miss thee...

where is that thread where louis wants to start getting into hip-hop and everyone tells him to check out El-P first and he does and then goes on for several posts until he realizes they're all clowning him?

maybe the "new answers" thread?

link plz i cant remember what thread it was

haha!

Will 'New Answers' ever go back to normal?

^^that one?

oh do you mean this one:

Will 'New Answers' ever go back to normal?

?

i don't think that's it.

xp

has this though:

GOD, just give me someone I've heard of like Sage Francis or KanYe! Then I'd know to big it up!

keep this thread at top

very veryv veyr vydefey very imporatnart!!!!

also, this:

now i got carte
blanche postin' on the
heart-wrench snap-ranch
hoosteen ma homeboy ethan p
deej as well the homeboyz
three, bros in combat, oil
to burn, toil and trouble
all's i can see, well, shee-yit
i got trouble for i.l.x.
don't need no tv, this is
street knowledge, me to you
reportin' from da front-
line of i love mu-
sic, we're sick, our
beats are slick, with
some fairly well-elocuted
if sterile rapping in the verses

-- Just got offed, Friday, August 17, 2007 5:28 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

ethan p
deej as well the homeboyz

"as well" kills me.

Check out the hook while my dj revolves it!

Head = hurts

blanche postin' on the
heart-wrench snap-ranch

does this rhyme in british

This (Hurricane Chris) seems to lie a little more within the novelty rap category. The child-sampling nonsense poetry of the eponymous chorus is effectively counterbalanced by some fairly well-elocuted if sterile rapping in the verses. Again, efficiently done, but there's not much to get excited about here. As an unpleasant bonus, the backing track is simply appalling.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:54 (3 months ago) Link

^^^^4-4-2

lol shoulda revived this spank rock thread