Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Pear Jam -- Jeremy (the part near the end where Eddie Vedder is angstily bleating 'hoo hoo hoo hoo' is much improved with "HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS")

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

Dom Passantino, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 29 October 2007 18:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 18:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

Take a break, steendriver 8

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

dad a, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:07 (7 years ago) Permalink


HOOS know my STEEN

and what, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

matt2, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

clotpoll, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

max, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

gabbneb, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:24 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS the man with the master plan?

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

nickalicious, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

Trip Maker, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 October 2007 20:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

Emily Bjurnhjam, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Oilyrags, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

electricsound, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

HOOS
HOOS knows
HOOS knows my mayne
HOOS
HOOS knows
HOOS knows my mayne

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

I heard it was HOOS
Talking 'bout a world where all drive steen
It just couldn't be
And only a HOOS would say that

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 13:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was up this morning, HOOS walking like a man
I was up this morning, HOOS walking like a man
Worried HOOS, give me your right hand

And the HOOS fell mama's child, tore me all upside down
HOOS fell mama's child, tore me all upside down
travel on ol' Driver Steen, ya know, can't seem to turn him around

So, preach the HOOS
C'mon, preach the HOOS

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 14:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ha. Have been trying for a while to complete

Woke up this morning
Feeling round for my HOOS

but couldn't get anywhere.

Meanwhile

I'm a steendriver, baby
I'm bound to drive all over HOOS
I'm a steendriver, baby
I'm bound to drive all over HOOS
I'm gonna inject your POLL
With steen rock and roll
And shoot you full of rhythm and HOOS

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

HOOS, HOOS
ducked back down the alley with some (HOOS HOOS) roly poly little bat faced girl
All along, along (HOOS HOOS) There were incidents and accidents there were
(HOOS HOOS) hints and allegations

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 15:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

All night long
We would drive that stupid steen
And every word we'd post I knew was otm

Can you hear me Doctor HOOS
Are you really just the shadow of some dude that I once knew

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Look out
The steens are driving through
And it's all over now
Baby HOOS

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 January 2013 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

I still remember how I cried
When Ned read digits out from pi
While wrapped up in his purple tie
The day BIG HOOS steendrived

Leopard Skin POLL-Box Hat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 25 January 2013 03:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Well it's one for the Momus
Two for dayo
Three to get gr8080
Now go, stet, go
But don't you
Drive on my blue steen HOOS
Well you can do any zing
But don't drive on my blue steen HOOS

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 April 2013 14:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

they call alabama the crimson tide
call me deacon HOOS

pea hen (clouds), Sunday, 7 April 2013 14:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

If not for HOOS
The winter would hold no spring
Couldn't even drive a steen
I'd be sad and blue
If not for HOOS

Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Whispers at the bus stop
(I heard about) nights out in the school yard
I found out about HOOOOS

Here's to Shooting Up (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 14:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Anna
You come and ask me, girl
To drive your steen, girl
You say he loves you more than me
So I will set you free
Go to HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2013 23:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND MAKE YOU REALIZE

HOOS

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 24 August 2013 03:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

All the some dudes
Carey the HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

(Note that Whiney had the first part as screen name at one point)

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

All I want is the HOOS now
Just gimme some HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thought that was gonna be:

All the some dudes are
Dressing like HOOSiers

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

(But there's steening I should drive you.)

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

'Cause each time I feel it slipping away
It just makes steens wanna drive
What's so funny 'bout HOOS, love and understanding?

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

(Can you guess what I am listening to?)

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

HOOS
I would
Die for
HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

I never knew
What I could be
What I could do
Then, we were HOOS

timellison, Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Don't you know that I'm still in love with HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bell Bottom HOOS
You make me drive
I don't wanna HOOS this steening

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I remember finding out about HOOS
Every day my mind steendrives around HOOS

Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

But
The HOOS
Is way above zings

Into The Disco Mystic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 November 2013 06:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no HOOS on the steen

The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:05 (9 months ago) Permalink

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask

He's a HOOS operator,
HOOS operator

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

As he rises to her apology,
anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a HOOS believes
He steens
No white man has the privilege
to mansplain away

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:21 (9 months ago) Permalink

lol

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

almost every line in the 1st verse of eminem's monster contains a rhyme that can be subbed out for HOOSteen

wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:36 (9 months ago) Permalink

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of HOOSteen
Oh well, guess beggars can't be HOOSteen
Wanted to receive attention for my HOOSteen
Wanted to be left alone in public excHOOSteen
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I HOOSteen
But it was confHOOSteen, cause all I wanted to HOOSteen
The HOOSteen of HOOSteen
AbHOOSteen, used it as a tool when HOOSteen
Hit the lottery, HOOSteen
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winning a HOOSteen
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to HOOSteen
One sheep, HOOSteen
Going coo-coo and kooky as HOOSteen
But I'm actually weirder than you think

wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (9 months ago) Permalink

actual lols

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

excellent

struggling to get it all the way to ''yodalodaley-hee-HOOS''

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:50 (9 months ago) Permalink

I got holes in both of my shoes
I'm a walking case of bad news
I saw a ten pound note yesterday
But the wind just blew it away
Goin' back to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen

indifferent strokes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:07 (9 months ago) Permalink

If you feel blue
Look through HOOS HOOS
Teh pinefox, Ned and s1ocki
Drive the steensky

The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 13 February 2014 20:03 (9 months ago) Permalink

HOOS knocking
on the waaaaaalll *theremin flare*

Stupor Fly, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:54 (9 months ago) Permalink

HOOS lost his jewels, when he came up pearls
they took his manhoo-oood
HOOS lost his jewels when he drove a steen
Moved out to West Hollywoo-ood

Stupor Fly, Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:40 (9 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

I can't HOOS
With the steen I use

tl;dr5-49 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:27 (7 months ago) Permalink

As I carried you to your grave, my arms your HOOS
You steened before me defenseless

fela blecch (unregistered), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:33 (7 months ago) Permalink

I feel a HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
(I feel a) HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
Cotton candy steen as gold
Lemme see that tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
...
To the left to the left
to the right to the right
to the front to the front
to the back to the back
now drive, drive, drive
now drive, drive, drive

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 April 2014 02:47 (7 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Throwaway lines often zing HOOS

Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:57 (6 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

RIP, Bobby

Riot In #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 29 June 2014 04:43 (5 months ago) Permalink

true

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 June 2014 21:02 (5 months ago) Permalink

Way too obvious but

, Monday, 7 July 2014 17:45 (4 months ago) Permalink

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

Albiceleste Square Mall (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:07 (4 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

That's His Grandmother Doug On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 12:52 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

Santiniketan Go Straight To The Ghat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:09 (2 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

Zings for a Tailor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:07 (1 month ago) Permalink


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