DEBARGE: CLASSIC OR DUD POLL

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I thought they were most nauseatingly cheesy. What say you?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Classic 16
Ha! Good Lord Do You Think I Care?!4
Dud 3


Bimble, Sunday, 23 September 2007 07:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

Classic, if for In a Special Way alone!

Chuck and Kevin to thread.

JN$OT, Sunday, 23 September 2007 08:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

they are classic you dickcheese

deej, Sunday, 23 September 2007 10:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fuck a dud button!

The Reverend, Sunday, 23 September 2007 10:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fuck a Good Lord Do You Think I Care button, too.

Andy K, Sunday, 23 September 2007 11:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

Check this out for the audio only, obviously:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcC0T6tb3sI&mode=related&search=

JN$OT, Sunday, 23 September 2007 13:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 23:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

i do kind of hate that el debarge song for short circuit tho

deej, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 23:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

Don't hate something just because you don't understand it.

da croupier, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 23:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha please i'm a fan of camp lo!

deej, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 23:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

If you didn't know the movie, you'd swear "Who's Johnny?" was about a guy who's delighted to learn that his girl's fucking a guy named Johnny.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 23:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm a big fan of Weird Al's "Here's Johnny." And of In a Special Way of course.

Matos W.K., Wednesday, 26 September 2007 23:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

"he smiled IN THAT SPECIAL WAY," har har.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 23:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

I am sort of looking for El DeBarge's solo debut, but it doesn't seem very easy to track down. Lots of great songs in there.

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 27 September 2007 07:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fucking biggest dud ever.

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

First album I bought.
Just after my 13th birthday I was in the local recordstore with my best friend, ready and psyched up to buy my first LP. First I'd checked Songs from the Big Chair, then I briefly pulled this one out. Best friend said "I know which one you're going to buy - Tears for Fears". Contrarian me took another brief look at the horrible cover of the LP I was holding, stepped up towards the counter and pulled out my birthday money to buy Rhythm of the Night. Great way to start a record collection...

willem, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 27 September 2007 23:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

In A Special Way is the second greatest album of all-time (after Low-Life). The last song on In A Special Way is Bunny DeBarge's "A Dream." It is the second most beautiful song in the English language (after "Good Kids Make Bad Grownups").

Once when I was ten, my family and I went to a Greek restaurant. Someone jerk ordered this horrifying cheese that just burns forever. It filled the entire space with a hideous, nostril-raping stench. Totally offensive and anti-social (order something else, fucker!). I tried holding my breath for long stretches of time so as to repel the invasion. But it gave me a bloody nose. One of THE worst restaurant experiences of my life.

THAT was nauseatingly cheesy, Bimble. DeBarge is not.

Other points:

We all know the greatness of their ballads has no parallel. But let's not discount how terrific they were in fast mode: "Dance The Night Away," "Hesitated," "Strange Romance," "Be My Lady," "I Give Up On You," "Rhythm of the Night," "The Walls (Came Tumbling Down)," etc.

Best El solo song: "I'll Be There"

I first thought Bunny was flipping us off on the back cover of In A Special Way. Instead, she's just snapping.

I'm extremely embarrassed to admit that I've never heard Bunny's solo album In Love (although there may be more than one). Anyone know it?

I'm not embarrassed to admit that I haven't yet read that mammoth story on their woes in Vibe (right?). Too painful. Someone inform Eldra (can I get a Bunny?) he's a genius before it's too late.

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 28 September 2007 03:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

If you're too lazy to pull out your vinyl promo copy of In A Special Way that you bought for fifty cents at some college town in Illinois, check out "A Dream" here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZsaF3Ecmu4&mode=related&search=

My favorite moment in all of music comes at 3:59 (in that youtube video) where the main hook gets doomed up. Even though it creeps along at a snail's pace, it's as kinetic as any punk I know.

Oh god I can barely stand how great this song is!

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

the Vibe story isn't that mammoth; it reads very quickly and I wish it had gone into greater detail, which seems like a function of the word count more than anything (that and there's not enough emphasis on what they did as opposed to what they became).

Matos W.K., Friday, 28 September 2007 05:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

Serious question: Kevin, when are you gonna write the great early '80s post-disco R&B/whatever-ya-wanna-call-it book?

Btw, sorry to hear about your traumatic saganaki (flaming Greek cheese) experience. I always kinda liked it myself, and I'm no real fan of any type of cheese. Nevertheless, I do apologize on behalf of my peoples and myself.

JN$OT, Friday, 28 September 2007 07:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

If you didn't know the movie, you'd swear "Who's Johnny?" was about a guy who's delighted to learn that his girl's fucking a guy named Johnny.

Except that it's the girl who's asking him, "Who's Johnny?"... At first, when I didn't realize the Johnny in question is Johnny 5, I thought the song was about El DeBarge's secret gay lover. Which would've been cool.

Tuomas, Friday, 28 September 2007 08:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

Was there an album called "In a Special Way"? I thought that was a quote from "Who's Johnny", which was included on El DeBarge's very eponymous solo debut.

Geir Hongro, Friday, 28 September 2007 12:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

Was there an album called "In a Special Way"?

Gets apoplexy. Dies.

Then brought back to life by:

Serious question: Kevin, when are you gonna write the great early '80s post-disco R&B/whatever-ya-wanna-call-it book?

Andy K could probably write a better one. Right now, I'm trying to finish my dissertation on pop music in Hollywood cinema 1980-present. But I have at least an essay in me about American romantic notions about the death of disco in the late 1970s and the post-disco move underground in the early 1980s vs. Canadian ironic notions of same.

Btw, sorry to hear about your traumatic saganaki (flaming Greek cheese) experience. I always kinda liked it myself, and I'm no real fan of any type of cheese. Nevertheless, I do apologize on behalf of my peoples and myself.

Ya know, I'm not 100% certain it was saganaki because I've been in the same room with saganaki since and it didn't bother me. So either it was something else or they really fucked it up. Or I was just being a big baby (I was about ten years old, after all). In any case, no apologies necessary. HUGE fan of Greek food here.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:27 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ha! I've had one or two traumatic experiences involving parents and Greek-American restaurants myself, so I can certainly sympathize. However, yer probably right--whatever that shit was that they brought out that one fateful day, they no doubt seriously fucked it up.

Also: dammit, somebody's gotta write that there post-disco book one of these days; I need a handy buyer's guide for that pre-house/techno period. *Sobs*

JN$OT, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have at least an essay in me about American romantic notions about the death of disco in the late 1970s and the post-disco move underground in the early 1980s vs. Canadian ironic notions of same.

That sounds genius.

dad a, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, you gonna write about house?

max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

Ugh one day...

And thanx, dad a.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 22:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

has anybody heard his album In the Storm from 1992? iTunes description & samples make it sound REALLY interesting and ambitious

J0hn D., Sunday, 13 April 2008 19:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

well now i would have sworn if there was ever a reason to bump this thread it would be this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfvGmx5Z_PM

sleepingbag, Sunday, 13 April 2008 22:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Still the worst fucking shit ever.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 13 April 2008 23:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Worse than Starship circa 1985?

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 13 April 2008 23:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

has anybody heard his album In the Storm from 1992?

It's hands down his very worst solo album. He was obviously trying to invoke Marvin Gaye when he should have been invoking his own genius which far outstripped Gaye's anyway (Rong thread irrelevants, don't waste your time). Fortunately, he did just that on his next, and best, solo outing, Heart, Mind and Soul. But if you're already digging the samples, go 4 it.

well now i would have sworn if there was ever a reason to bump this thread it would be this

Why on earth would we bump this thread for an undistinguished cover of "Time Will Reveal?"

Still the worst fucking shit ever.

Better than Killing Joke.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 14 April 2008 00:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

has anybody heard his album In the Storm from 1992? iTunes description & samples make it sound REALLY interesting and ambitious

I reviewed it for Rolling Stone when it came out! But I doubt the review is in their online archives. And yeah, "interesting and ambitious" sounds about right, though not exactly all that good, as I recall...Okay, what the fuck, I'll see if I can find it in the hall filing cabinet!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand....I found it! Gave it 3 stars (out of, what, 5, right?) Summarizing: Lots of collaborations a la Quincy Jones, "stoned haze" a la Tone Loc (both of whose albums he'd appeared on in recent years), "but El goes further, scooping up portions of Innversions, Sign O' The Times, Here My Dear, There's a Riot Goin' On, and America Eats Its Young. He samples Sly, George Clinton, the Beastie Boys and somebody cruising through Detroit tuned into Electrifying Mojo on WJLB. El sermonizes about souls sold to the devil, frets about 'the similarities between man and machine,' turns into Prince and say he wants to be your whore, then quotes Ecclesiastes. This is an album about sin -- mostly sex -- in ghetto crack dens, the fast lane, your neighborhood."

"It's a song cycle. And like most such animals, especially ones that rely on studio clutter, the music comes off a bit disjointed at first. But before long you surrender to the sheer wash of sound --meshes of high-pitched church voices, audacious 'interludes' of electric wah-wah funk, piano-boogie jazz and liquid salsa, extravagant strings dousing sax solos. The thread running through it all is El's falsetto, still God's gift, yet older and wiser. Can an angel get away with such stuff? Let's hope so."

Okay, so... maybe I should have kept my copy?

xhuxk, Monday, 14 April 2008 00:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

No Xgau review, strangely enough!:

http://robertchristgau.com/get_artist.php?name=el+debarge

xhuxk, Monday, 14 April 2008 00:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fwiw, "guests include Kool Moe Dee, Patti LaBelle and Maurice White." (So maybe not that many?)

xhuxk, Monday, 14 April 2008 00:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

man Chuck your review makes it sound pretty great! it's on iTunes, I might wind up getting it

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 01:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

Alex is back!

Asking whether Debarge are worse than Starship circa 1985 is a very good question. They're both plumbing the depths of crapdom, for sure.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 14 April 2008 01:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

DeBarge>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Killing Joke>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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The Cocktoe Twins>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Starship c. 1985

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

sigh

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 14:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

A sigh of worship for DeBarge no doubt.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

sorry I revived the thread. I will avoid reviving threads that encourage people to take the "you don't like it? well it's heaps better than WHAT YOU LIKE!! WHAT YOU LIKE SUCKS!" tactic

J0hn D., Monday, 14 April 2008 15:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

Killing Joke had better beats.

zumzumzum, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

kjb vs bimble, the most boring fake-authoritative argument about subjective taste ever

deej, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oh gawd, J0hn. I expect heavy-handedness from deej but not you. I did all those >s as a light-hearted joke which obviously backfired. But I thought the sheer amount of them would convey that. Sheesh.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

And fwiw, I never said Killing Joke sucks. I love them. I even dug Pandemonium.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

How about DeBarge's late '70s/early '80s band Switch? Their slow jams can't be beat!

Patrick South, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

Man, Heart, Mind & Soul is FANTASTIC.

gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 21 August 2010 01:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

ignore this album at your peril smooth quiet storm lovers

gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 21 August 2010 01:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

hey everybody listen to this album it is fucking outstanding

not drunk...just grooving

gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 21 August 2010 01:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

i will definitely look into it. thread revive is timely b/c i heard the tale end of some previously-unknown-to-me debarge song on radio the other day and made mental note at the time to do some youtube research in that area

groove on

dell (del), Saturday, 21 August 2010 01:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

heard "rhythm of the night" on the radio today - obv not their best - Sounded great anyway/CLASSIC

what happened in the 80s stays in the 80s (m coleman), Saturday, 21 August 2010 03:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

:(

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Thursday, 17 February 2011 08:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

You Wear It Well sounds like the best song in the world to me today.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 October 2012 20:09 (7 months ago) Permalink

It's zippy fun

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 October 2012 21:02 (7 months ago) Permalink


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