When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook

i meant the two guys which have similar names.

I thought your zinglust was insatiable, D

Fork handles

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/454360

matt dc has beat the lust for life outta the poor guy. he can't even lazily post a satirical jpeg now.

I'm downtrodden, bruv

hang on in there man. don't let them hold you down.

PUNCHLINE

And the reason for my ILE ban is...?

-- Marcello Carlin, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:27 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

omg

When bleeding crotch moderators attack.

http://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/kristallnacht.gif

menstruation analogy = you hate women (of all races)

If men don't menstruate why is their blood coming out of my dick?

MC = NHS?

I have brought shame on my shared IP address.

also lulz

but mostly shame

Haha, if it's IP blockage then I share my work IP with an innocent ILXor as well.

Good work Matt! Keep on keepin' on.

this is fantastic

Best mod actions EVER.

If I was Bato or Darramous or Nude Spock I'd be using RIGHT NOW as a time to make my triumphant comeback.

omg

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, July 13, 2007 3:40 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4b2KuB1VsU

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If men don't menstruate why is their blood coming out of my dick?

DMX to thread.

wtf

I don't understand this thread, is it even about anything?

Welcome back.

thought we'd lost you there mike. glad you've realized life IS worth living. stay strong brother.

OK - so by accident or design, we've reached this point.

I've been posting on ILx for over six years primarily to have fun and to relieve the inevitable tedium which comes from having a day job which I do perhaps too well and leave myself too much time to think and ponder. In times of crisis it has proved a lifeline; even through my own well-documented ups-and-downs (including substantial hateful behaviour on my part in the past; I admit it and the reasons behind it are well known), other people here have proved invaluable, whether admonitory (cutting me down to size when I deserved it) or reassuring (boosting my self-esteem when I needed it), and the most important of them have become close, long-term friends. Some here will argue that ILx is not a substitute psychotherapist's couch, and I would agree with that; it isn't really the kind of place for long-form exhaustive arguments or treatises since blogs and FT serve that purpose better.

But "barred" is an unwarranted slap, and since I have not participated in mass revivals of any ILx poster's threads I can only assume that there are long-standing personal reasons behind this. And when certain moderators seem to make it their business to wage an continuing, obscure and tedious psychological war against me, to the extent that they are driven to "bar" me from an entire message board, then there doesn't seem any point in my staying around here, and I feel it would be much less pain and hassle to take my thoughts and views elsewhere, so that's what I'm going to concentrate on doing in future. If nothing else, it just isn't fun here anymore. My life is good at the moment and there's no room in it for these kinds of mind games.

So well done, chaps - you've got what you wanted. I hope it makes you feel better, and happier.

To everyone else - have a nice life, and goodbye.

o.m.g.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/courtneykaehler/maracas.jpg

oop wrong thread sorry

legit lolz

Chinny reck-on

xpost

oh snap

Step by step, heart to heart
Left right left, we all fall down
Like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart
We never win, but the battle wages on
We're toy soldiers

The chemist said it would be alright, but I've never been the same.
You are a proper fool, I said.
Well, if Albert won't leave you alone, there it is, I said,
What you get married for if you don't want children?
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Well, that Sunday Albert was home, they had a hot gammon,
And they asked me in to dinner, to get the beauty of it hot--
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Goonight Bill. Goonight Lou. Goonight May. Goonight.
Ta ta. Goonight. Goonight.
Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.

Matt DC RIP. Heaven needed a Keystone Cops-esque figure.

Is this really as pathetically childish as it looks from over here?

little bit worse

if you don't like it don't read it ban it

When I was a lad, if you wanted to have a bewildering shitstorm of this magnitude you had to cut and paste it from a previous bewildering shitstorm

You used to chew up a bewildering shitstorm and use it as a paste to spread between two other bewildering shitstorms?

how about a niceness interlude

would you like some turlish delight mr annoyman?

man i gotta stop buying this cheapo mis-labelled turkish delight

http://daniel360.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/menezes.jpg

Perhaps next Friday should be a designated Nice day, instead of arbitrarily reviving threads. It would be a challenge for...certain people.

Holy shit Quitney.

Man, I thought stevem brought the heat with the maracas post, but then ol' Henry K has to bring the Brazilian out. This is truly a great day for showboat ilx posts.

It's like the Night of the Wrong Knives around here.

13/7: never forget

HAVE A GOOD W/E GUYZ

Batts was a made man; Tommy wasn't. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open-casket funeral.