OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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you know if you leave the gotye cheese off your Subway, that's saves like 30 decibels

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

(also yeah lol The Monkees but the Sex Pistols were covering them less than a decade after they were A Thing, and not particularly ironically like with e.g. "My Way.")

(and no I don't want to go into the Pistols being as manufactured as the Monkees were)

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

I somehow went a year without ever having heard Gotye and then heard it immediately upon stepping foot in a Subway

― flamboyant goon tie included,

haha yes

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

I haven't seen Whiney in years so I need to step foot in a Subway.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link

xp
How did you know it was Gotye?

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:59 (ten years ago) link

Or was that the first time you'd heard the song at all?

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:59 (ten years ago) link

Funny that if you have no reference for the artist you could hear it repeatedly and still somehow tune it out.

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link

presumably if you hear in passing that there's a popular song called "Somebody That I Used To Know" and then walk into a fast food chain and hear a guy singing "NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW" you can do the math

posi riot (some dude), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

there was a gotye-alike on the radio a while ago, some kind of duet? with two dudes? i think? i never got to shazam the thing. i think 'on the radio' was a phrase in the refrain? my searching has surprisingly been fruitless. help me out here. asking for a friend.

goole, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link

Simon and Garfunkel?

waterbabies (waterface), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link

gotye's albums are enjoyable listens imo, just the second one is overplayed is all

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link

there was this really bad official press copy that showed up everywhere that said "Gotye (pronounced "go-ti-yay" or "Gauthier") is the alias of Australian electronic pop trickster Wally de Backer." That pops into my head and irritates me every time someone mentions Gotye.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link

I call him Goi-tah

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link

it's the "trickster" part that gets me the most. I see his stupid face and I think "electronic pop trickster." What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link

makes him sound like he's popping out of corners wherever you go wearing a goofy hat and making elaborate hand shapes like Mystery or Criss Angel or Jamiroquai

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link

and saying "got ye!"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link

http://evil-inc.com/images/blogart/trickster.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link

and saying "got ye!"
― christmas candy bar (al leong)

okay, that blew my mind

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tim F, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

really? I assumed that was what his name was supposed to be a play on.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link

wikisez: The name "Gotye" is a pronunciation respelling of "Gauthier", the French cognate of Gotye's given Flemish name "Wouter".

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link

lol

xp considering how much I'd read about it I think I actually guessed based on the Peter Gabriel-y production before it got to the chorus. True story though, Aug 2012, and def thought of Whiney while munching

"got ye!" (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 21:42 (ten years ago) link

def thought of Whiney while munching
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sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link

yeah I zeroed in on that as well

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

Whiney was at a munch?

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:16 (ten years ago) link

Yeah he was looking for a sub obv

forum enthusiast (wins), Thursday, 17 April 2014 06:11 (ten years ago) link

is that Steve Rude in Skot's post?

gotye's albums are enjoyable listens imo, just the second one is overplayed is all

third one is the one with the international hit on it (first one is mostly sampladelic bricolage, second one is too but has some more song-y songs like Hearts A Mess)

To me, it feels like pop music is inescapable to more or less the same extent that it always has been in my lifetime: you hear it in grocery stores, in malls, at the gym, at the office, at fast food places; songs turn up in movies and TV shows; pop stars are on the covers of magazines at the checkout stand; friends and co-workers talk about it.

Grocery stores don't play pop music. Malls don't play pop music. The gym plays fairly terrible mersh dance usually, or silence, but I listen to podcasts or DJ mixes. The office doesn't play pop music. From walking past fast food places I don't think they play pop music? There's a bubble tea shop near work that does have a music video channel playing on TV though, I discovered a terrible will./Britney/Wayne collab there a month or so ago. If songs turn up in movies and TV shows presumably they're months or years past their moment of currency? Pop stars aren't on the cover of magazines at the checkout, it's soap stars and Kardashians and royals. Friends who write on Singles Jukebox sometimes talk about pop music at the pub, but not all that much. Co-workers don't, there's one who talks about pub rock bands from the '80s though.

Gritty Shakur (sic), Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:37 (ten years ago) link

Yep, I don't hear much pop music in my day-to-day life. I've pretty-much managed to avoid 'Happy' so far, maybe in a TV ident or something.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 17 April 2014 09:54 (ten years ago) link

I'm still assuming that "Happy" is a Patrice Wilson cover.

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:02 (ten years ago) link

Yes, i still haven't heard Happy and actively had to seek out Blurred Lines last year, weeks after it charted. It's not like i live in a cave. The pop i listen to is the pop i choose to listen to.

This wouldn't hold for anyone who had to listen to the radio at work, though.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:13 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I work on the phones, so no music allowed in the office. I guess that's a blessing really, much as I'd love to have a job where I got to listen to tunes all day.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:23 (ten years ago) link

Man, "Happy" and "Blurred Lines" are/were both pretty near inescapable. And if you tried, someone would slowly drive by your house blasting it, like an ice cream truck playing "Turkey in the Straw." You could hear it coming blocks away.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:48 (ten years ago) link

It's easy to avoid pop music in 2014 if you want to avoid it. There's people here who don't listen to the radio.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:56 (ten years ago) link

I'm more familiar with 'Happy' because arseholes in my office go round singing it and it makes me want to strangle them.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:01 (ten years ago) link

They play "Happy" on that Diddy-in-the-desert commercial that I see all the time on Hulu

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:16 (ten years ago) link

which to me makes it inescapable

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:17 (ten years ago) link

Would that "I don't even listen to pop music" were greeted with the same cultural suspicion as "I don't even own a TV" ...

(I can't even be accused of dropping a stink bomb in this thread with that, considering this thread is consistently pretty much nothing but one long stink-bomb-dropping)

Branwell Bell, Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:20 (ten years ago) link

I think it's more like "I don't hear popular music in my day-to-day life unless I seek it out".

(I do hear popular music all the time - my daughter insists on listening to Capital FM in the car so I'm always up on whatever the latest Jason Derulo is)

pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link

which to me makes it inescapable
--I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes)

If only there was some way to mute or fast-forward commercials oh well

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:37 (ten years ago) link

I think a good example is "What Does the Fox Say." I remember hearing about it, SPIN did an interview with the dude, it was a huge thing, but I never actively took the step of pulling it up on YouTube and pushing "play." It distinctly required every listener -- millions of them -- to take a step and DO SOMETHING, which is markedly different than radio or MTV. I finally heard it when SNL did the parody and I paused the skit and loaded it up on my computer like "Ok maybe it's time to hear this." Same thing with whatever the "Cups" song is called

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:41 (ten years ago) link

xpost that would involve effort

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:42 (ten years ago) link

This conversation is endlessly cycling. Can someone just post another stupid blog?

Evan, Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link

the husband of My Husband's Stupid Record Collection said on his radio show last week that the Mountain Goats are mediocre

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:49 (ten years ago) link

I have never heard "What Does The Fox Say." I had never heard the "Cups" thing until my niece's high school show choir did it last weekend. I only ever heard "Blurred Lines" because it was playing by a DJ at a function I attended. I deliberately listened to "Get Lucky" because everyone was talking about its retro-disco sound. I had no idea that song on the P. Diddy car commercial was the "Happy" that everyone's discussing.

It's not like I don't listen to music -- I listen to tons of music! Even new music! I'm listening to new music right now! -- but you can avoid this stuff. It's simple.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:02 (ten years ago) link

WTF is 'Cups'?

(PS I don't even own a TV)

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:20 (ten years ago) link

Lmao at branwell subtweeting this thread

Juelz Fantano (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link

I was thinking earlier about why I hate 'Happy' and that's because it's one of these songs that sounds like it was made for a car or bank advert. And now I find that it has been used already. See also that tragic 'I want to fly away' song by Lenny Kravitz

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link

If only ILM were the sort of place where people's listening choices were met with instant cultural suspicion...

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

dog latin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSbXsFE3l8

(my son learned it in music class and now habitually performs it any time he is presented with a cup and a table)

keep calm and nahkchivan (how's life), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

https://www.google.ca/search?q=taylor+swift+magazine+covers&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=rtVPU6Jy6ubwAZ6YgMAP&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1240&bih=664

https://www.google.ca/search?q=katy+perry+magazines+covers&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=ldVPU4XBD-XK8wGKlYCIBw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1240&bih=664

https://www.google.ca/search?q=lady+gaga+magazine+cover&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nNVPU7vRCajq8QG134G4BQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1240&bih=664

And I guess we go to different gyms, stores, and fast food places (although, yeah, they might be just as likely to play rock stations or dance mixes). Admittedly, my perception could be coloured by teaching young kids who want to learn Taylor Swift or One Direction or Jason Mraz or Katy Perry or Demi Lovato songs.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link


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