100 albums with the best,coolest,most hilarious songtitles ever

disco rick - (stop throwin') babies in the mutha fuckin' trash can
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1 Introduction – 0:38
2 The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage – 2:56
3 London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines – 3:26
4 Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks – 3:26
5 Camisado – 3:14
6 Time to Dance – 3:24
7 Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off – 3:23
8 Intermission – 2:38
9 But It's Better If You Do – 3:28
10 I Write Sins Not Tragedies – 3:08
11 I Constantly Thank God for Esteban – 3:33
12 There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet – 3:19
13 Build God, Then We'll Talk – 3:43
14 I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Live In Denver) (Japanese Bonus track) – 3:46

Every McLusky album.

Every Fall album.

P!ATD's song titles are neither cool nor hilarious.

Hey, man! Have you heard "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet" yet?

i've heard the whole record against my will several times

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Every McLusky album.

Momus! Ping Pong:
1.Ping Pong with Hong Kong King Kong (A Sing Song)
2.His Majesty the Baby
3.My Pervert Doppelganger
4.I Want You, But I Don't Need You
5.Professor Shaftenberg
6.Shoesize of the Angel
7.The Age of Information
8.The Sensation of Orgasm
9.Anthem of Shibuya
10.Lolitapop Dollhouse
11.Tamagotchi Press Officer
12.Space Jews
13.My Kindly Friend the Censor
14.The Animal That Desires
15.How to Get - and Stay - Famous
16.2PM

Holy Molar
-You've Had More Kids Pulled Out Of That Thing Than A Burning Orphanage
-The Night Pocahotass Spread Her Land O' Lakes
-My Saturday Night Fever Turned Into A Sunday Morning Rash

The Locust
-The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful
-We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit

could go on and on...

OK, will be right back with the answer...

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The Times - Pirate Playlist 66

Track Listings
1. Kill The Playlist
2. Liam Gallagher Our Leader
3. I Hate Ibiza
4. 66 Extra Shows Added
5. 3 Pages In The Record Collector
6. Heroin Music
7. The Rise And Rise Of My Ex-Wife
8. Psychedelic Lunchboxes
9. Opinionated Pop Svengali
10. Song For Larry Clark
11. Aor To Metal
12. The Real Theatre Of Dreams
13. 34323 Melody Maker Circulation Figure

(In actual fact, all the songs bar one bear no relation to the given titles. Guess which is the exception)

I didn't say, it's also one of my favourite albums of all time.

1 Can You Forgive Her?
2 I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
3 Liberation
4 A Different Point of View
5 Dreaming of the Queen
6 Yesterday, When I Was Mad
7 The Theatre
8 One and One Make Five
9 To Speak Is a Sin
10 Young Offender
11 One in a Million
12 Go West

Geir, you would love the previous album. Seriously.

"Previously". Now there's a future Pet Shop Boys album title ;)

A compilation perhaps?

Sure. Or a "return to form"

From The Historically Troubled Third Album by Dis:

1 I'm Not Sagan 3:12
2 The Day We Danced in Your Swimsuit 1:59
3 Werewolves 2:53
4 Do All the Good Ones Have Muslim Names? 4:34
5 Hamartia, My Ass 2:00
6 Before Her Reformation 1:44
7 You May Get All the Ladies But I Got My Shit Together 2:09
8 Archivist of Smoke 1:40
9 Catch Me, I'm a Prick 2:18
10 Suddenly, Everyone's a Smoker 3:40
11 West Allis Book of the Dead 1:28
12 Another Friend You Fuck 2:38
13 Here' to Evil, Clink 3:28
14 Please Stop Blaming Your Personal Problems on Films 4:18
15 Mother of Mercy :50

Even the album title's great, especially since Allmusic claims that the band fell apart while recording it! (Wonder what they sounded like?)

Lolita Storm-Girls Fucking Things Up:
1. You Make Me High(When You Go Down Low)
2. Hey Hot Stuff (Geddup On My Pony)
3. OK Sid
4. Hot Lips, Wet Pants
5. (I Wanna) Meat Injection
6. Feeling Inside
7. La Charpillion
8. I Luv Speed
9. So Bad I Love Him
10. Run Baby Run (Cos I Gotta Gun)
11. Anthea Turners Tears
12. I Luv Daddy
13. Slave Boy
14. CO-OP
15. Red Hot Riding Hood

Hatfield and the North--Hatfield and the North

The Stubbs Effect
Big Jobs (Poo Poo Extract)
Going up to People and Tinkling
Calyx
Son of There's No Place Like Homerton
Aigrette
Rifferama
Fol de Rol
Shaving Is Boring
Licks for the Ladies
Bossa Nochance
Big Jobs No. 2 (By Poo and the Wee Wees)
Lobster in Cleavage Probe
Gigantic Land Crabs in Earth Takeover Bid
The Other Stubbs Effect
Let's Eat (Real Soon) [*]
Fitter Stoke Has a Bath [*]

Any Anal Cunt album would do.

from "Joseph and his amazing techicolour fucking dreamcoat" that one...

GG Allin to thread.

i'm really surprised no one has mentioned anal cunt yet...

THREAD BE GOIN BACKWARDS!!!

gbv -under the bushes under the trees

Bob Pollard sure has some hubris to be appending his name to the end of every song title on that record.

I tried to check out the debut album by Middle Of The Road, but sadly there was nothing to match the bizzare nonsenseness of songtitles such as "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" and "Tweedle-Dee Tweedle-Dum".

Track 8 getting my vote:

Shat
"The Cunt Chronicles"
CD

http://www.buddyhead.com/recordings/site/images/chroniclesfront.jpg

Buddyhead 007

1. Warning
2. I Threw Up Her Cunt
3. Tit Fuck
4. B.V.A. (Bloated Vaginal Area)
5. I Got A Boner and I Want To Bone Her
6. Fuck, I Stepped In Shit
7. Band Whore
8. If She Has a Kid You Know She Fucks
9. The Crabs
10. Early Morning Hard-On
11. Gonorrhea Fountain
12. It's About Time You Sucked My Penis
13. You Can't Just Shit
14. Fuck It
15. Finding Her Clit
16. Lick My Balls, Then My Ass
17. Bros Before Hos
18. Got A Zit On My Dick
19. Cunt Flavored Lollipops
20. Dingleberries
21. D.S.L. (Dick Sucking Lips)
22. I Fuck My Pillow
23. No Ass
24. Cherry Pop
25. Born To Be A Lesbian
26. Mouth To Cunt Resuscitation
27. Early Morning Piss
28. Nothing Would Be Finer Than To Lick Your Mom's Vagina
29. Cum-N-Go
30. She Smelled Worse Than Skunk
31. The Whoremons
32. Bugs
33. Breakfast At The Go-Go
34. Bang
35. Look At Those Breasts
36. Give Me Pussy And Tits and Ass With a Beer
37. Fat Attack
38. I Smell Fish
39. Grandpa Is Playing With His Penis
40. Fat Ho
41. Realization
42. Cuntchuck
43. Turn Off The Fuckin' T.V. (Program)
44. Sex With Your Pets
45. Close/Open
46. Old Fashioned Whore
47. Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk
48. Breakfast With James Hetfield
49. Fuck To Just Fuck
50. Kill Baby
51. Mint Mom
52. Fight
53. Please Pass The Pussy
54. Trip To The Gynecologist
55. Shut The Fuck Up
56. Tom Thumb
57. The Stroke Booth
58. The House Of Debauchery
59. Stealing Christmas Lights
60. Jerk Off Joe
61. Down By The Cherry Tree
62. The Rest-A-Bit
63. Thousands Of Dollars
64. Odorus Yellow/Green Vaginal Discharge (Asshole)
65. The Buddyhead Song

the paper chase - now that you are one of us

1 It's Out There and It's Gonna Get You 0:51
2 We Know Where You Sleep 4:22
3 The Kids Will Grow Up to Be Assholes 5:00
4 Wait Until I Get My Hands on You n 5:52
5 You Will Never Take Me Alive C 4:15
6 Delivered in a Firm Unyielding Way Lingering for Just a Bit Too ... 1:02
7 The Most Important Part of Your Body 5:41
8 What's So Amazing About Grace C 1:26
9 You're One of Them Aren't You? C 3:06
10 The Song Will Eat Itself 1:51
11 ...And All the Candy You Can Eat C4:05
12 All Manner of Pox or Canker 1:36
13 At the Other End of the Leash 4:02
14 We Will Make You One of Us 2:38
15 The House Is Alive and the House Is Hungry C 5:06

Umm, #13 on that Dis album should actually be "Here's To Evil, Clink", if that isn't obvious. (Silly AMG.)

Harold Budd with Zeitgeist - She Is a Phantom

1. Breathless, She Left Her Shoe by My Favorite Bourdelle I
2. Pantomime Becomes Her
3. The False Attribution
4. Nearly Awakened (Which Is Nearly Asleep) My Journal Seems Composed in an Alien Script. I Have to Wait Before Proceeding
5. Tiny Hands, Big Ideas
6. Emboldened by a Fresh View of My Visage, I Take Stock. My Dreams Perish
7. A Lazy Smile across the Enormous Room
8. I Blink and She's Gone. The Stairwell Is Packed with Strangers
9. We Step across the Cliff But That Was a Different, Different Time - A Definitely Different Place
10. Like Perfume from Old to New Vapor, We Become Thinner
11. Handsome. The Spineless Little Prick Was Handsome
12. Laurel
13. She's by the Window. You Can See Her Face Faintly through the Encrusted Crystal
14. Angels Alight in the Messy Evening Sky
15. She Has the Glossy Coat of One Who's Been Wounded by Bad Decisions
16. Breathless, She Left Her Shoe by My Favorite Bourdelle II
17. And Then I Alone Step into the Night. And I Alone Am Alone
18. In Delius' Sleep

1-1 Jynweythek (2:23)
1-2 Vordhosbn (4:51)
1-3 Kladfvgbung Micshk (2:06)
1-4 Omgyjya Switch7 (4:52)
1-5 Strotha Tynhe (2:12)
1-6 Gwely Mernans (5:08)
1-7 Bbydhyonchord (2:33)
1-8 Cock/Ver10 (5:18)
1-9 Avril 14Th (2:05)
1-10 Mt Saint Michel Mix+St Michaels Mount (8:10)
1-11 Gwarek2 (6:46)
1-12 Orban Eq Trx4 (1:35)
1-13 Aussois (0:13)
1-14 Hy A Scullyas Lyf A Dhagrow (2:14)
1-15 Kesson Dalef (1:21)
2-1 54 Cymru Beats (6:06)
2-2 Btoum-Roumada (1:58)
2-3 Lornaderek (0:31)
2-4 Qkthr (1:27)
2-5 Meltphace 6 (6:24)
2-6 Bit 4 (0:25)
2-7 Prep Gwarlek 36 (1:19)
2-8 Father (0:57)
2-9 Taking Control (7:14)
2-10 Petiatil Cx Htdui (2:11)
2-11 Ruglen Holon (1:49)
2-12 Afx237 V7 (4:23)
2-13 Ziggomatic V17 (8:35)
2-14 Beskhu3epnm (2:10)
2-15 Nanou 2 (3:25)

I've seen Shat live. The song titles are so much better than the music.