Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

errrrr let's pretend that's the MILF remix.
(im from miami too i should have typed "mamis")

Okay, this is half a sampled chorus/hook, but fuggit.

When I pop the trunk, hit the deck!
John Wayne couldn't even stand the reign of the tec

I swear, the way this shit was running through my mind I nearly started a new thread for it.

Ghostride! Ghostride! Get out the way, let Casper drive
Ghostride! Go crazy! Who's that drivin'? Patrick Swayze

(yes, yes, Swayze/Ghost puns are as old as they come, I know this)

np: "Dammit Man" (MILF remix)

that pussy was ripe, gripping my dick like a pair of pliers
you fucking snitch right now you probably wearing wires

-freestyle, big l RIP

cut you like i'm doing a tattoo of a statue,
why you think i'm mad at you.

-kool kieth

one half of all two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream
so they take whats given thats your decision
i just dont consider that living

-bro ali

just saw the brother live the other night and it was awesome, go see him if you can

oopsss

one half of all two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream
cause failure is not an option it would seem

so they take whats given thats your decision
i just dont consider that living

My favorite myspace legend Worthless has seemingly broken out of the pack!

http://www.virgindigital.co.uk/musicstore/genres/urban/

bless.

Ran home quickly, put on grey Reeboks swiftly
met her at 8:15 and banged her all in proper fifty
Drugs were wonderful, like Oasis "Wonderwall"
and getting head off Beyonce at the same time winning Thunderball

My chick got rings in her nipples
Set off a metal detector like a pistol

My favorite myspace legend Worthless has seemingly broken out of the pack!

http://www.virgindigital.co.uk/musicstore/genres/urban/

Duh, they change that link every week.

They had Worthless as top pick.

i don't give a fuck about you or your weak crew
whatchu gonna do when big poppa comes for you?

I breach national security purposely
To safely return the statue of Freddie Mercury

ha what is that?

everytime i hear somebody say 'question...' i always zone out and just think '...why is it that mcs be wack and major labels wanna sign all that crap ayo funk dat' is this true for anybody else y/n

While you hit trees and coast
I split flows to be ferocious
And with these explosive
I split seas with Moses

OH OH OH MY LIPS SO LUSCIOUS
THE WAY I SPICE IT UP WITH THEM MAC MAC BRUSHES
ITS PROBABLY THE REASON ALL THESE BOYS GOT CRUSHEEEEEEES

yeeeeeeeah, hey, momma they cant hate 'em
'cause after all of the drama, K slayed 'em.

wayne's gettin money like damon and keenan
try to take it from me and i'm aimin' and beamin'
bangin' and leavin'
stains on the cement
slide the crackers somethin' so they tame the policemen

don't be playing with me
i advise
i make 'em chinese food
another cat fried

i wanna rock right now
my name's rob base and i came ta get down.

I breach national security purposely
To safely return the statue of Freddie Mercury

-- Doctor Casino

ha what is that?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

Canibus on Wyclef Jean's cover of "Another One Bites The Dust," one of the least bad random Wyclef covers you'll find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9msVekBv8s

wtf at that video. I remember wyclef being goofy but not that goofy

Woah. That Wyclef video made my day.

"That bitch is local like the 3 train"

We eat fish, tossed salads
And make rap ballads

everytime i hear somebody say 'question...' i always zone out and just think '...why is it that mcs be wack and major labels wanna sign all that crap ayo funk dat' is this true for anybody else y/n

-- and what, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:26 AM (Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:26 AM) Bookmark Link

That's from "1 2 Shit", right? MAD PLAY ON WKRB IN CINCINNATI! Busta's verse is crazy, too.

wtf at that video. I remember wyclef being goofy but not that goofy

Blame Gondry, I guess? I have to admit it makes me smile more than a bit.

This review, will be critically acclaimed
Leave you in critical pain, clinically insane

LIKE A BALL IN THE STANDS WE BALLS OUT
MY FLOW JUST GREW LEGS AND WALKED OUT
BYE

My man Al B. Sure! is in effect mode
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue

he wonderin why all these playas tryin to holler at her
as soon as he go to the bafroom i'ma holler at her

Now playin' these bitches if my favorite sport
But ain't no games when they be callin' your name in the court

you 38 and still rappin? uuuuuuuuugh
i'm 26 nigga, so is the duuuuuuuuuubs.

i'm the man in this bitch
they say money talks, well i'm the van-trill-o-quist

this mc stepped to me butt-ass nekkid like 'whussup'
you know you done fucked up
no, i'm sayin, you know you done fucked up

You got no money and you got no car
Then you got no girl, and there you are

I ain't sayin' I'm number one,
Oh, I'm sorry, I lied.
I'm number one two three four and five.

BUNG BUNG BUNG!
Your bell just went RUNG RUNG RUNG!

I see guys in ICU's
You see guys in ties and suits

Dunno maybe need to see the video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V33re4l-KU

I'll smack it but won't hurt it
Nasty but not perverted.

You don't like me?
Lightning strike me!

I was on the Peter Pan bus, you was puttin' Peter Pan up in your room
Y'all fuckin' with whom?

Froze but never holding rolls with a hot hand
We rollin' cheese til the rubber bands pop man

We steady working no cease
bring it to America like Geronimo and Cochise

I'M STANKY RICH
I'MA DIE TRYNA SPEND DIS SHIT

Watchin' for paint chips, don't want no lead in yo' child
But them gangstas put lead in yo' child

Now just be real with what you say and put some feeling up in it
And since everybody's dyin', put some killing up in it

i missed hoos w/ the "i get money" or else i would have added:

get a tan? i'm already black
rich? i'm already that