Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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Aiyyo: Camouflage chameleon, ninjas scalin' your buildin
No time to grab your gun they already got your wife and children

--rza, "4th Chamber"

As I did it yo I heard you beg your pardon
When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron

--busta, "scenario"

hey I love goooooold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've soooold

--luda, "number one spot"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 14:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

and the survey says
you're dead!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

heavy "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" airplay on the local feel-good-90s-throwback radio station has me swoonin' hard for "B-I-G, P-O, P-P-A / no info, for the, DEA" all over again

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 25 February 2007 23:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

don't cry for me I'm very complicated. 20 percent loved, 80 percent hated.

― luriqua, Monday, 26 February 2007 04:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

My fave Luda line is from the "Made you look" remix

"I'm like a victim of society, it's 'Cris the menace
With more shit out on the streets than evicted tenants."

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

"Back in the class, throwing pencils at professors
And making barbarellas giggle
That's when life's pleasures were simple
Now it takes a dancing bear jumping through flaming hoops
to even make em buy the god-forsaken single!"

"Nickel Plated Pockets" - Aesop Rock

― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

Its chilly in Philly, its that real
Nobody know karate, more bodies than Kill Bill
Somebody get beside me, Lord will, his blood spill
Like a waterfall
fuck around make me slaughter y'all

― hoostaneously erect the internal acoustic meatus, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

All I really wanna do is get a chick on MySpace
To freak off on the first date, like Blind Date

--Tanya Morgan, "We Be"

I've been loving that line for almost a year now!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

My blood starts rushin' when I hear the percussion

- Aceyalone "Firecracker"

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

Uncle L, the overlordian
Playin' emcees like an old accordian

- LL Cool J "Rampage"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

don't you ever ever pull my lever
cause i explode
and my nine is easy to load

ll, "mama said knock you out"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner...

...and breakfast

- LL Cool - "I'm That Type of Guy"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

Slip like Freudian/Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion (humm huuum huuuumuumm)
- MF DOOM

aaaannd....

Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this, Leave your ass brainless
- R.Kelly

― MRZBW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

From nu-Kels thread

She Be Callin Me Daddyyyyy,
And I Be Callin Her Mommyyyyy
She Be Callin U Kellyyyyy,
When Yo Name Is Tommyyyyy!

― Jena, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder,
the apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

ur world is flat // ha-ha u fell off // hoping that gravity wld pull u back 2 earth / if not, okay / ur words fall lighter than air, so float away / & disappear into a black hole / sun
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'Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha' // U laugh just like a star!
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it aint nothing for me to take over a strong mind / even eve couldn't tell a bitch that love blind
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SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!'
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if a ----- wanna cause prollumz / i solve it / i'm one man standin with my fuckin revolver // get down on my knees & i pray to my father / f' mo money, mo problems / so this shit could get ourdurt (?)
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take ur medications or go down to the station // take ur medications, u a terrorist traitor
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slow down, blood spilled on the tracks / it's a girl, she's tied there, crossed iraq
. . .
8 ballz'a fire / i'll jus putchu in the corner pocket / take u there like a shark // take a few dollarz off the taypool
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. . . wut's that eminem song where he says his balls & dick r congruent to a banana with two oranges? that wuz hullerious. also, when he says that thing on his last album (not the foul re-up) about 'while we play the violin behind you' on some weirdo rape parade imagery or some shit . . .

― luriqua, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

"SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!' "

haha i know this! i usually have no idea what you're posting about but this is class

― deej, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

MF Doom:
I like ice cream
We can skip the wedding
Have a nice dream
She only let him stick the head in

― Space Is The Place, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

I bathe in basslines, rinse in riffs, dry in drums
Come from a tribe of bums

common sense "resurrection"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

informa ya know slimminity skiddle de do glam alikeey boom boom damn

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh wait thats not a couplet, shit. i hope i didn't kill the thread!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

something from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l66lVMNvSM

― deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh no!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

scott storch inadvertently sons himself in producer beef

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

"sons"

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

for deej:

IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops

― Space Is The Place, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

They keep me out of their house, cause they know I'm a fiend
Last month I pawned seventeen sewing machines

- Devin the Dude "Motha"

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

. . . after we hit the club baby then I'm gonna hit them draws
I'm gonna break you off (and that's all)
Every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall)

--From Polow Da Don's verse on Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's"

― Skrot Montague, Sunday, 4 March 2007 01:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

but yo i'm stuntn, cuz hell is where i'm goin'...
i could feel myself gettin there right now

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

now word's on the street,
when the crews meet,
you better make some fucking roooooom...

cube - gangsta fairytale pt.2

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

i take what i want from yall, i'm not buyin // the face utha watch looks like a stop sign n shea
i got produ designa fake money / with jordan playin the bull in 96 money

...

now if u think i'm stuntin & lyin / i don't stunt wit iron // leave you in a truck slumped & dyin

...

even though u don't like rap i betchu still feelin me / if u talk smack i'll put u where the ceilin be

--kayotic, 2003

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

we must all come together and love our wisdoms teaching understanding the true meaning of unity and labirynth (sp?) planning positive trianing of children with positive parents more hugs fewer drugs should now be standard (etc.)

- divine styler 1989

― artdamages, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

Sorry to potentially turn this into another thread where we quote ~~the Wu-Tang Clan~~ Liquid Swords ad nauseum, but...

Witches, warlocks, spooks, and holy ghosts
Rza, let's defraud the hoax!

...has been playing in my mind all day.

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

"psssshh"

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm the king of the chrome
get the fuck out my FACE

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

I got a house on the lake
i built from cake

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

My soliloquoy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil
You went behind my back like Bluto when he cut up Olive Oyl

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

"I fucked your friend-yeah you stank ho!/I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my kangol!"
-Ghostface

"Plus his money keeps flowing like Niagra Falls/We know Jesus saves, and Ludacris withdraws"

― catblender, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

i HATE the inanity of this line, but its been stuck in my head all day:

why's everybody mad at the south for?
switch your style up, switch to southpaw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh man there is so much good shit on ironman. did anyone ever see the video that was just clips from speedracer? that must have been 'daytona 500'

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Black man watch out
She's saltwater trout!

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening
To help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

-Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. 2 Pac "Thug Luv"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

and my nigga biggie got a itchy gun grip
one in the chamber thirty two in the clip

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

ESCARGOT
MY CAR GO

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing, the flower bringing
If my bug-a-lar alarm starts ringing

― The Reverend, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

whatcha think all the guns is for?
c-4 to your door no beef no more

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Pumpin' BDP through a Rahiem kit
With a Duracell double D Destiny mix

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

― luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

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Black Thought from "75 Bars"

― stephen juaquin (The Reverend), Monday, 29 March 2010 07:46 (5 months ago) Permalink

loool

― deej khalifa (deej), Monday, 29 March 2010 07:49 (5 months ago) Permalink

thats a lot more black thought than im used to listening to

― deej khalifa (deej), Monday, 29 March 2010 07:49 (5 months ago) Permalink

if he wants ppl to listen to it he should call it "eight bars" & just hope ppl stop paying attention before they realize "man this seems longer than 8 bars"

― deej khalifa (deej), Monday, 29 March 2010 07:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

hot line tho

― deej khalifa (deej), Monday, 29 March 2010 07:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

if he wants ppl to listen to it he should call it "eight bars" & just hope ppl stop paying attention before they realize "man this seems longer than 8 bars"

― deej khalifa (deej), Monday, March 29, 2010 2:50 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahaha

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 07:55 (5 months ago) Permalink

dudes i'm not a huge roots fan but this song rocks fucking balls

― stephen juaquin (The Reverend), Monday, 29 March 2010 08:46 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

biggie smalls is tha wickedest
niggas say i'm pussy, i dare you to stick yo dick in this

― tmi finney (samosa gibreel), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:51 (4 months ago) Permalink

strings to the paper so i'm something like a kite

― po-mo da don (tpp), Saturday, 17 April 2010 14:43 (4 months ago) Permalink

I stay ill till I stop breathing
When I attack my eyes go black like a shark feeding

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 19 April 2010 15:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

the eses across the border are gettin smarter
they got flour for tortillas and lettuce for enchiladas

― autogoon the news (The Reverend), Monday, 19 April 2010 16:01 (4 months ago) Permalink

some might say that he's a dummy
but he's stickin you and takin all your money

― it ain't trickin if yo gotti (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 April 2010 05:44 (4 months ago) Permalink

posted this in the hip hop listening club but bears repeating imo

burt reynolds robbed soul train
john coltrane stole my gold chain

― passion of the wein (samosa gibreel), Friday, April 30, 2010 8:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― passion of the wein (samosa gibreel), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:42 (4 months ago) Permalink

i'm so st. louis
ask my tattooist

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

I'm a motherfuckin' spiteful delightful eyeful
the new Ice Cube, motherfuckers hate to like you

― Snop Snitchin, Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:15 (3 months ago) Permalink

take a ex pill
how the sex feel??

― its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Saturday, 5 June 2010 17:53 (2 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

i'm inviting you, get your writing crew, and they dopest rhymes
i get up in that ass everytime

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:48 (2 months ago) Permalink

a playa's drinkin makers... marker, cranberry vodka
wearin a mink coat that's furry as chewbacca

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:51 (2 months ago) Permalink

i saw ya main gal and playa had to stop her
her name wasn't silkk, but her face was the shocker

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

the name is big daddy, ya know as in your father
so when you hear a def rhyme believe that i'm the author

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 July 2010 08:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

YES

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 July 2010 08:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

shiiit, I need to start an "ain't no half steppin" lyrics poll

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 July 2010 09:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

i like how that rhymes seamlessly with the one i posted right above it

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 July 2010 09:00 (2 months ago) Permalink

contrarian-ass mutha connections

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 July 2010 09:14 (2 months ago) Permalink

i stay shining like headlights
and stay crawling like head lice

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 July 2010 06:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

Better take one and pass, or that's that ass
Your vital statistics are low, and falling fast

― San Te, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

Johnny Blaze out to get loot like Johnny Cash
Play a game of Russian roulette and have a blast

― San Te, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

Nickname: "notorious", dick name: "glorious";
shawty call me when your boyfriend's borin' ya

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 July 2010 15:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

i'm high powered, put adina howard to sleep
yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week

― nutz OO)))) (The Reverend), Sunday, 11 July 2010 05:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

yup

― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

she said she like to read so i took that ho to borders
and now she callin my phone while im in my headquarters

― Mister AOR (The Reverend), Friday, 16 July 2010 07:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

same goes for my whip, same goes for my kicks, rare
and i don't rush to the store, they save me a pair

― ksh is my clone (The Reverend), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

You wanna smoke crack? That's gonna cost ten bucks
Walkin' on broken glass - Annie Lennox

― doobieborther, Sunday, 25 July 2010 13:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

Walking on broken glass....ANNIE LENNOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― San Te, Sunday, 25 July 2010 14:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

Energy is felt once the cards are dealt
with the impact of roundhouse kicks from blackbelts
That attack! your mic'phones like cyclones and typhoons
I represent from midnight to high noon

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 03:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

Some girls dont even know me askin me can they get some money
I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper

― San Te, Friday, 30 July 2010 14:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

Nickname: "notorious", dick name: "glorious";
shawty call me when your boyfriend's borin' ya

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Saturday, July 10, 2010 10:35 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

this ain't even how it goes!

― San Te, Monday, 2 August 2010 02:45 (1 month ago) Permalink

what're you hearing?

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 August 2010 04:07 (1 month ago) Permalink

from the lyric book, it's:

"name notorious, dick game glorious, find me shorty if your boyfriend's borin' ya"...which is how I hear it as well.

― San Te, Monday, 2 August 2010 04:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

i like my version better

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 August 2010 04:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

Call it a day or make it a long evenin
You keep on schemin, man give me some more reason
to have the women in your mama's church screamin
"Lord Jesus!"

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 2 August 2010 05:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

But this information I must pass to the homies,
If Hustlin is a must, be Sosa, not Tony

― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Sunday, 8 August 2010 17:04 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Sushi ass niggas, bougie ass niggas
In my Blues Brothers shades I Belushi past you niggas

― myndbloom, Sunday, 8 August 2010 19:43 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

They wanna know why I'm so fly
A girl asked me for a ring, and I put one around her whole eye

― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:35 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i keep it new orleans
sleeping with women that sleep with the hornets

― The Reverend, Monday, 16 August 2010 07:48 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

and people say that i am a kid still
cuz the lil guy still ride on big wheels

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 31 August 2010 03:08 (3 days ago) Permalink

thanks to cam i'm harlem's new anchorman
yes chump you should shake my hand

― Jacques_Lamure, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 03:32 (3 days ago) Permalink

look at all my bitches booties
they handle all my pharmaceutics

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 31 August 2010 03:39 (3 days ago) Permalink

i don't claim to be a big rap star
cause no matter who you are
you'll still catch a bullet scar

― bernard goony (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 09:33 (2 days ago) Permalink

Yea, I was born in America, true
Does South Central look like America to you?

― funky brewster (San Te), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:41 (2 days ago) Permalink

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