Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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Aiyyo: Camouflage chameleon, ninjas scalin' your buildin
No time to grab your gun they already got your wife and children

--rza, "4th Chamber"

As I did it yo I heard you beg your pardon
When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron

--busta, "scenario"

hey I love goooooold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've soooold

--luda, "number one spot"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 14:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

and the survey says
you're dead!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

heavy "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" airplay on the local feel-good-90s-throwback radio station has me swoonin' hard for "B-I-G, P-O, P-P-A / no info, for the, DEA" all over again

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 25 February 2007 23:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

don't cry for me I'm very complicated. 20 percent loved, 80 percent hated.

― luriqua, Monday, 26 February 2007 04:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

My fave Luda line is from the "Made you look" remix

"I'm like a victim of society, it's 'Cris the menace
With more shit out on the streets than evicted tenants."

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Back in the class, throwing pencils at professors
And making barbarellas giggle
That's when life's pleasures were simple
Now it takes a dancing bear jumping through flaming hoops
to even make em buy the god-forsaken single!"

"Nickel Plated Pockets" - Aesop Rock

― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Its chilly in Philly, its that real
Nobody know karate, more bodies than Kill Bill
Somebody get beside me, Lord will, his blood spill
Like a waterfall
fuck around make me slaughter y'all

― hoostaneously erect the internal acoustic meatus, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

All I really wanna do is get a chick on MySpace
To freak off on the first date, like Blind Date

--Tanya Morgan, "We Be"

I've been loving that line for almost a year now!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

My blood starts rushin' when I hear the percussion

- Aceyalone "Firecracker"

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Uncle L, the overlordian
Playin' emcees like an old accordian

- LL Cool J "Rampage"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

don't you ever ever pull my lever
cause i explode
and my nine is easy to load

ll, "mama said knock you out"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner...

...and breakfast

- LL Cool - "I'm That Type of Guy"

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

Slip like Freudian/Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion (humm huuum huuuumuumm)
- MF DOOM

aaaannd....

Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this, Leave your ass brainless
- R.Kelly

― MRZBW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

From nu-Kels thread

She Be Callin Me Daddyyyyy,
And I Be Callin Her Mommyyyyy
She Be Callin U Kellyyyyy,
When Yo Name Is Tommyyyyy!

― Jena, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder,
the apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

ur world is flat // ha-ha u fell off // hoping that gravity wld pull u back 2 earth / if not, okay / ur words fall lighter than air, so float away / & disappear into a black hole / sun
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'Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha' // U laugh just like a star!
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it aint nothing for me to take over a strong mind / even eve couldn't tell a bitch that love blind
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SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!'
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if a ----- wanna cause prollumz / i solve it / i'm one man standin with my fuckin revolver // get down on my knees & i pray to my father / f' mo money, mo problems / so this shit could get ourdurt (?)
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take ur medications or go down to the station // take ur medications, u a terrorist traitor
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slow down, blood spilled on the tracks / it's a girl, she's tied there, crossed iraq
. . .
8 ballz'a fire / i'll jus putchu in the corner pocket / take u there like a shark // take a few dollarz off the taypool
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. . . wut's that eminem song where he says his balls & dick r congruent to a banana with two oranges? that wuz hullerious. also, when he says that thing on his last album (not the foul re-up) about 'while we play the violin behind you' on some weirdo rape parade imagery or some shit . . .

― luriqua, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

"SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!' "

haha i know this! i usually have no idea what you're posting about but this is class

― deej, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

MF Doom:
I like ice cream
We can skip the wedding
Have a nice dream
She only let him stick the head in

― Space Is The Place, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

I bathe in basslines, rinse in riffs, dry in drums
Come from a tribe of bums

common sense "resurrection"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

informa ya know slimminity skiddle de do glam alikeey boom boom damn

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh wait thats not a couplet, shit. i hope i didn't kill the thread!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

something from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l66lVMNvSM

― deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh no!

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

scott storch inadvertently sons himself in producer beef

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

"sons"

― artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

for deej:

IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops

― Space Is The Place, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

They keep me out of their house, cause they know I'm a fiend
Last month I pawned seventeen sewing machines

- Devin the Dude "Motha"

― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

. . . after we hit the club baby then I'm gonna hit them draws
I'm gonna break you off (and that's all)
Every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall)

--From Polow Da Don's verse on Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's"

― Skrot Montague, Sunday, 4 March 2007 01:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

but yo i'm stuntn, cuz hell is where i'm goin'...
i could feel myself gettin there right now

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

now word's on the street,
when the crews meet,
you better make some fucking roooooom...

cube - gangsta fairytale pt.2

― tremendoid, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

i take what i want from yall, i'm not buyin // the face utha watch looks like a stop sign n shea
i got produ designa fake money / with jordan playin the bull in 96 money

...

now if u think i'm stuntin & lyin / i don't stunt wit iron // leave you in a truck slumped & dyin

...

even though u don't like rap i betchu still feelin me / if u talk smack i'll put u where the ceilin be

--kayotic, 2003

― luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

we must all come together and love our wisdoms teaching understanding the true meaning of unity and labirynth (sp?) planning positive trianing of children with positive parents more hugs fewer drugs should now be standard (etc.)

- divine styler 1989

― artdamages, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sorry to potentially turn this into another thread where we quote ~~the Wu-Tang Clan~~ Liquid Swords ad nauseum, but...

Witches, warlocks, spooks, and holy ghosts
Rza, let's defraud the hoax!

...has been playing in my mind all day.

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

"psssshh"

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm the king of the chrome
get the fuck out my FACE

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

I got a house on the lake
i built from cake

― deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

My soliloquoy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil
You went behind my back like Bluto when he cut up Olive Oyl

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

"I fucked your friend-yeah you stank ho!/I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my kangol!"
-Ghostface

"Plus his money keeps flowing like Niagra Falls/We know Jesus saves, and Ludacris withdraws"

― catblender, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

i HATE the inanity of this line, but its been stuck in my head all day:

why's everybody mad at the south for?
switch your style up, switch to southpaw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh man there is so much good shit on ironman. did anyone ever see the video that was just clips from speedracer? that must have been 'daytona 500'

― artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

Black man watch out
She's saltwater trout!

― The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening
To help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

-Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. 2 Pac "Thug Luv"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

and my nigga biggie got a itchy gun grip
one in the chamber thirty two in the clip

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

ESCARGOT
MY CAR GO

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing, the flower bringing
If my bug-a-lar alarm starts ringing

― The Reverend, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

whatcha think all the guns is for?
c-4 to your door no beef no more

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Pumpin' BDP through a Rahiem kit
With a Duracell double D Destiny mix

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

― luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

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Like Noah I get twos of yous and you get pretty d
But I'll call your ass round 8 cause I know you'll be there for me girl

― im a square wave and this is my hetero life partner jim jonsin (The Reverend), Saturday, 22 August 2009 23:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

HATERS WISH THEY COULD
FEEL THE WOOD IN MY 83
RIDIN WIT NO TINT
SO THE MOTHERFUCKAZ KNOW IT'S ME

― & they talked about "fucking a behive", literally, 4 times (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, August 19, 2009 11:11 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

this is dope

― can i ox (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 August 2009 23:37 (2 months ago) Permalink

The easiest was the meanest, but the skeezer was a BEANIE
She thought we was some motherfuckin genies

― you might be a goole, but what's a goole to a goblin? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 05:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

It's kinda hard comin' outta Alabama
You don't realize you slow til you outta Alabama

― you might be a goole, but what's a goole to a goblin? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 09:16 (2 months ago) Permalink

Three cars, clown - chevy, 'lac, and a donk
The pos stop me cause they think I move the trap in my trunk
The only thing in there is a mac, a pump
And jumper cables case of anybody wants to get crunk

― you might be a goole, but what's a goole to a goblin? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 09:31 (2 months ago) Permalink

Still slingin', got a crew
They break his mom's furniture, watchin' Comic View

― send a hilarious message or make a "wild" statement (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 4 September 2009 21:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

"As a music dude mastered this Rubik's cube
Godzilla fought Gargantua, eyes glued to the tube
[...]
Pops puffin his cess, punchin' his chest like a gorilla
Outside was psychos, killas"

Nas' 2nd childhood is full of 'em. 9th Wonder's remix is really good too, he speeds it up and makes Nas sound young, fitting the reminiscence vibe.

― send a hilarious message or make a "wild" statement (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 4 September 2009 21:48 (2 months ago) Permalink

i sit alone in my 4 cornered room starin at hammers
ready to go bananas
2 vests on me, 2 techs, extra clips on me
i know my mind aint playin tricks on me -B. Sigel

imo the only effective invocation of "Mind Playing Tricks" ever recorded

― een, Sunday, 6 September 2009 16:31 (2 months ago) Permalink

all about my money, sunglasses armani
bout to holla at this bitch who look like gwen stefani

― the fleet bon fox jumps iver the blank dog (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 September 2009 16:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

isn't it "starin at handles"? xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 September 2009 17:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

ahaha i just listened again, u rite. hoos actin foolish.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 September 2009 17:19 (2 months ago) Permalink

goin' uptown, singin the songs that be hittin
i'm swingin like my dick on the toilet when i'm shittin
-masta ace

― samosa gibreel, Sunday, 6 September 2009 17:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

mind's playing tricks on u xp

― the fleet bon fox jumps iver the blank dog (k3vin k.), Sunday, 6 September 2009 17:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

You were Romeo/You were throwin' shapes
And my daddy said/"Stay away from Julie, Bapes"

― doobieborther, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 00:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

After the hotel we migrate up to the lab
To make a beat with Saadiq and eat some lobster and crab

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 20:11 (2 months ago) Permalink

but now i'ma deal with it, get my heat and kill with it
i'm droppin any nigga in the way of my meal ticket

― dorroughmac (k3vin k.), Thursday, 17 September 2009 04:24 (2 months ago) Permalink

Listen how they word it, be observant
Then house negro; today, civil servant

― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Monday, 21 September 2009 01:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

five hundred-somethin dollars layin right there in the street
huh now let's try an get somethin to eat

― mark cl, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

Still smoking, still drinking
I'm leanin' on the Lincoln 4AM, thinking

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

Lifestyle's exquisite
Yayo like a blizzard
Equire attire
Standin' on ground with one pivot

― cheddar burress (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:48 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gotta be 'acquire attire'

― deej, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 05:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

on that note,

get together like a choir / to acquire what we desire

― deej, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 05:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

now you know it's lil weezy off the heezy, believe me, whoa
hot like pepper slidin out the kompressor slow

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 05:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

red bezel on my jacob looking like a sliced tomato
fuck a hater i blow acres of jamaica in decatur

― deej, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

that line's been on mind all week

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

Get way in the back of the truck/motherfuck
You fell off like a helmet/you outta ya element

― doobieborther, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 20:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

WHO THE FLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUCK! WANT! WHAT!
Catch Bleek in South Beach outta the reach of the police

― swagless price (The Reverend), Friday, 6 November 2009 04:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

my chain got pneumonia, my watch got the measles
- gucci mane

― dreamsonvhs, Friday, 6 November 2009 07:20 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

think you got a buzz cause you known at strokers
- gucci mane

― dreamsonvhs, Friday, 6 November 2009 07:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I got a lot of family, you got a lot of fans
That's why the people got my back like the Verizon man

― swagless price (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 November 2009 07:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Different time zones on em, kill these niggas lyrically
Left side of my closet look invaded by Italy

― Bad gal, war child, bookworm, Sierra Leone activist cat (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:14 (1 week ago) Permalink

hahaha who is that

― fear of a wack banning (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:24 (1 week ago) Permalink

dro right?

― fear of a wack banning (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:24 (1 week ago) Permalink

some dude named Brinx? it's on the Nicki Minaj mixtape

― Bad gal, war child, bookworm, Sierra Leone activist cat (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

like a pigeon in the sky
i have shitted in your eye

― heart goin ham (deej), Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:12 (1 week ago) Permalink

that gucci? thought it was "i just shitted on your ride"

― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 November 2009 19:40 (1 week ago) Permalink

might be

― heart goin ham (deej), Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:31 (1 week ago) Permalink

yah u right

― heart goin ham (deej), Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

great line tho

― k3vin k., Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:43 (1 week ago) Permalink

take that to the bank wit'cha
i rock my hat to the side like i paint pictures
smoke weed talk shit like lane kiffin
whole country in recession but wayne different

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 8 November 2009 20:52 (1 week ago) Permalink

I'm twenty-eight light years old
If the ref get political, dribble like Bob Dole

― Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 November 2009 12:02 (1 week ago) Permalink

all my bitches got booties, cuz emeralds and rubies
in my chain, give these hoes faith like a sunni

― nog right (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:40 (1 week ago) Permalink

love how oddly perverse that line ends up being

― nog right (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:41 (1 week ago) Permalink

Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain

MF Doom

― the chicano incarnation of benito juarez (primalfixations), Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:53 (1 week ago) Permalink

all my bitches got booties, cuz emeralds and rubies
in my chain, give these hoes faith like a sunni

― nog right (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 7:40 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Thursday, 12 November 2009 04:41 (1 week ago) Permalink

it's actually question from the second verse of "that boy bad"

― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 November 2009 04:57 (1 week ago) Permalink

oh haa he has some corny ass raps on that tho -- whats that one about eating popcorn because his albums like a movie

― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Thursday, 12 November 2009 05:20 (1 week ago) Permalink

yeah basically that whole verse is corny except 4 that

― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 November 2009 05:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

look at my balls, man
they so big
the hairs on 'em look like two big ole afro wigs

― On this date in 2008, Soulja Boy said something (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol @ wayne dropping lane kiffin punchlines! he's such a ESPN nerd i love that about him

― On this date in 2008, Soulja Boy said something (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

I told the world my story, the world where I'm from
souljaboyxl.com

― steenpunk (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 05:35 (3 days ago) Permalink

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