Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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Aiyyo: Camouflage chameleon, ninjas scalin' your buildin
No time to grab your gun they already got your wife and children

--rza, "4th Chamber"

As I did it yo I heard you beg your pardon
When I travel to the Sun I roll with the squadron

--busta, "scenario"

hey I love goooooold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've soooold

--luda, "number one spot"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 14:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

and the survey says
you're dead!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 February 2007 21:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

heavy "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" airplay on the local feel-good-90s-throwback radio station has me swoonin' hard for "B-I-G, P-O, P-P-A / no info, for the, DEA" all over again

bernard snowy, Sunday, 25 February 2007 23:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

don't cry for me I'm very complicated. 20 percent loved, 80 percent hated.

luriqua, Monday, 26 February 2007 04:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

My fave Luda line is from the "Made you look" remix

"I'm like a victim of society, it's 'Cris the menace
With more shit out on the streets than evicted tenants."

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Back in the class, throwing pencils at professors
And making barbarellas giggle
That's when life's pleasures were simple
Now it takes a dancing bear jumping through flaming hoops
to even make em buy the god-forsaken single!"

"Nickel Plated Pockets" - Aesop Rock

Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

Its chilly in Philly, its that real
Nobody know karate, more bodies than Kill Bill
Somebody get beside me, Lord will, his blood spill
Like a waterfall
fuck around make me slaughter y'all

hoostaneously erect the internal acoustic meatus, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

All I really wanna do is get a chick on MySpace
To freak off on the first date, like Blind Date

--Tanya Morgan, "We Be"

I've been loving that line for almost a year now!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

My blood starts rushin' when I hear the percussion

- Aceyalone "Firecracker"

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Uncle L, the overlordian
Playin' emcees like an old accordian

- LL Cool J "Rampage"

The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

don't you ever ever pull my lever
cause i explode
and my nine is easy to load

ll, "mama said knock you out"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner...






...and breakfast

- LL Cool - "I'm That Type of Guy"

The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

Slip like Freudian/Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion (humm huuum huuuumuumm)
- MF DOOM

aaaannd....

Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this, Leave your ass brainless

- R.Kelly

MRZBW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

From nu-Kels thread

She Be Callin Me Daddyyyyy,
And I Be Callin Her Mommyyyyy
She Be Callin U Kellyyyyy,
When Yo Name Is Tommyyyyy!

Jena, Thursday, 1 March 2007 03:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder,
the apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries

bernard snowy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

ur world is flat // ha-ha u fell off // hoping that gravity wld pull u back 2 earth / if not, okay / ur words fall lighter than air, so float away / & disappear into a black hole / sun
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'Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha' // U laugh just like a star!
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it aint nothing for me to take over a strong mind / even eve couldn't tell a bitch that love blind
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SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!'
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if a ----- wanna cause prollumz / i solve it / i'm one man standin with my fuckin revolver // get down on my knees & i pray to my father / f' mo money, mo problems / so this shit could get ourdurt (?)
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take ur medications or go down to the station // take ur medications, u a terrorist traitor
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slow down, blood spilled on the tracks / it's a girl, she's tied there, crossed iraq
. . .
8 ballz'a fire / i'll jus putchu in the corner pocket / take u there like a shark // take a few dollarz off the taypool
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. . . wut's that eminem song where he says his balls & dick r congruent to a banana with two oranges? that wuz hullerious. also, when he says that thing on his last album (not the foul re-up) about 'while we play the violin behind you' on some weirdo rape parade imagery or some shit . . .

luriqua, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

"SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!' "


haha i know this! i usually have no idea what you're posting about but this is class

deej, Thursday, 1 March 2007 22:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

MF Doom:
I like ice cream
We can skip the wedding
Have a nice dream
She only let him stick the head in

Space Is The Place, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

I bathe in basslines, rinse in riffs, dry in drums
Come from a tribe of bums

common sense "resurrection"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

informa ya know slimminity skiddle de do glam alikeey boom boom damn

artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh wait thats not a couplet, shit. i hope i didn't kill the thread!

artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

something from this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l66lVMNvSM

deej, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh no!

artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

scott storch inadvertently sons himself in producer beef

artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

"sons"

artdamages, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

for deej:

IM HOT CUZ IM FLY
YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

I used to be up all night in the living room
smokin a lot of weed with the Four Tops
Makin collect calls back home to my pops

Space Is The Place, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

They keep me out of their house, cause they know I'm a fiend
Last month I pawned seventeen sewing machines

- Devin the Dude "Motha"

The Reverend, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

. . . after we hit the club baby then I'm gonna hit them draws
I'm gonna break you off (and that's all)
Every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall)

--From Polow Da Don's verse on Rich Boy's "Throw Some D's"

Skrot Montague, Sunday, 4 March 2007 01:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

but yo i'm stuntn, cuz hell is where i'm goin'...
i could feel myself gettin there right now

luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

now word's on the street,
when the crews meet,
you better make some fucking roooooom...

cube - gangsta fairytale pt.2

tremendoid, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

i take what i want from yall, i'm not buyin // the face utha watch looks like a stop sign n shea
i got produ designa fake money / with jordan playin the bull in 96 money

...

now if u think i'm stuntin & lyin / i don't stunt wit iron // leave you in a truck slumped & dyin

...

even though u don't like rap i betchu still feelin me / if u talk smack i'll put u where the ceilin be


--kayotic, 2003

luriqua, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

we must all come together and love our wisdoms teaching understanding the true meaning of unity and labirynth (sp?) planning positive trianing of children with positive parents more hugs fewer drugs should now be standard (etc.)

- divine styler 1989

artdamages, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

Sorry to potentially turn this into another thread where we quote the Wu-Tang Clan Liquid Swords ad nauseum, but...

Witches, warlocks, spooks, and holy ghosts
Rza, let's defraud the hoax!

...has been playing in my mind all day.

The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

"psssshh"

artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'm the king of the chrome
get the fuck out my FACE

deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

I got a house on the lake
i built from cake

deej, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

My soliloquoy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil
You went behind my back like Bluto when he cut up Olive Oyl

The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

"I fucked your friend-yeah you stank ho!/I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my kangol!"
-Ghostface

"Plus his money keeps flowing like Niagra Falls/We know Jesus saves, and Ludacris withdraws"

catblender, Friday, 9 March 2007 01:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

i HATE the inanity of this line, but its been stuck in my head all day:

why's everybody mad at the south for?
switch your style up, switch to southpaw

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh man there is so much good shit on ironman. did anyone ever see the video that was just clips from speedracer? that must have been 'daytona 500'

artdamages, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

Black man watch out
She's saltwater trout!

The Reverend, Friday, 9 March 2007 02:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

I caught a plane out to Cleveland late last evening
To help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

-Bone Thugs-N-Harmony feat. 2 Pac "Thug Luv"

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

and my nigga biggie got a itchy gun grip
one in the chamber thirty two in the clip

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

ESCARGOT
MY CAR GO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing, the flower bringing
If my bug-a-lar alarm starts ringing

The Reverend, Sunday, 11 March 2007 00:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

whatcha think all the guns is for?
c-4 to your door no beef no more

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

Pumpin' BDP through a Rahiem kit
With a Duracell double D Destiny mix

Oilyrags, Sunday, 11 March 2007 19:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

NO, BITCH-- YOU'RE (K)NOT (K)NOT FUNNY / PLAYING TOO HARD LIKE HOPSCOTCH RUNING

luriqua, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

walk it out like usher
if ya say 'real talk' then i probably won't trust ya

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

with a couple of clydesdales, sippin zinfandel
got a sack of good, take a whiff inhale

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Thursday, 10 February 2011 12:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

love that song so much

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 13:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

Burn like a CD, get topped like ZZ
Flow like agua and I'm cold like a ski beat

ice cr?m's world of female people (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 February 2011 16:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

if my cat could swim would you call it a sea-cat?
they like WHUUUUT? repeat that

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 19 February 2011 10:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

black caddy, pimp daddy mack lean
ugly in real life, handsome on a flat screen

little humma boy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

i got two friends, girl, and they my nuts
and all my ex-girlfriends hate my guts

sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

my mind corrupted, the first time i ever thought of crime
i thought of a rhyme
than i wrote it down
for the world, now here it is tell me how it sound

sisilafami, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 14:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

pull my dick out on oprah and be like "i gotcha bitch"
now that's real talk, not fuckin dave chapelle skits
and i betcha she be wetter than some whale piss
i stick it in her pelvis and now i'm eatin swordfish

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 15:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

ahah which song ?

sisilafami, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 16:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

danny brown, radio head

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

i need to get those bonus songs

sisilafami, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

"SOULJA BOY CHILLIN DOG, JUST GOT MY REPORT CARD / ALL F'S, TOOK IT TO THE TEACHER'S DESK /// 'THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!' "

haha i know this! i usually have no idea what you're posting about but this is class
― deej, Thursday, March 1, 2007 10:42 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looking back on this thread is lol

so fly zone (D-40), Saturday, 26 March 2011 05:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

danny brown is disgusting

flopson, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

hm i should have said gross disgusting is too harsh

flopson, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

like moreso than UGK? i'm not seeing it

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

ugk are funny & don't have awful haircuts though. haven't listened to much danny brown yet but and i betcha she be wetter than some whale piss/i stick it in her pelvis and now i'm eatin swordfish is p inexcusable

flopson, Saturday, 26 March 2011 23:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

pretty lol imo

so fly zone (D-40), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

super gross but thats the joke

so fly zone (D-40), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

I'm thinking bout bowls of cheery hos
cuz I want my nuts in honey

The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

'cause if you lie and you talk a lot
people tell you to step off a lot

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19 bad little hos who be calling me Prince
Where the incense?

forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

the other shot blast your clavicle
melt swiss suits and pain the avenues

J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

paint******

J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 03:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

this that greasy spoon rap out of anita's
with my overachievers and my over-chiefers

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

lovin how you look in my eyes swingin them hips when you ass
visualizin my name tattooed on that ass

flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

been all about & landed here
beach houses with the chandeler
my & my crew, mad cans of beers

flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol *pass xp

flopson, Monday, 16 May 2011 04:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

not a fave but kinda aprolols:

take a twit pic of gucci's dick
and send it as a tweet

bnw, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

all white beamer, but only on the outside
inside all black like teena marie

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

I never drink and drive
cos I might spill my drink

I failed the breathalyzer
so they took me to the clink

Tha Alkaholiks - Last Call

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 20 June 2011 23:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

ha rev, what is that

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 June 2011 23:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

na'tee

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Monday, 20 June 2011 23:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

when i cut her it was butter white bitch from the gutter
had to hide you from my mother cuz you didn't have color

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Friday, 15 July 2011 04:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

I'm the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my fresh clothes

The Reverend, Friday, 12 August 2011 23:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

then i swag my swag
then i bitch my swag
bitch a swaggy bitch

we started this punning display name shit (history mayne), Saturday, 13 August 2011 17:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

cuz i'm a rough aggressor
a camoflauge dresser
my M-16 has a flash suppressor

are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

also history mayne otm

are you ready for a thing called prog? (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

f-a-b-o-l-o-u-s
in the new S, circling the U.S.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

just in case y'all was lost, i'm the face in the source
long cuban, white ice placed in the cross

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

blowin pounds of the buddha, throwin rounds in the ruger
if BK get hot, we go and lounge in bermuda

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

it'll be a manslaughter right in front of my kids
a little blood get on my daughter, it's nothing she'll live

The Reverend, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

young & gifted, tongue prolific, in a beach bungalow is how i bung in christmas
from the streets i flow from the hungriest districts, swiss kicks crisp when i come to those picnics...

zvookster, Friday, 26 August 2011 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

put me in chains
try to beat my brains
i can get out
but the grudge remains

rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

i used to rob folks like somali pirates
now i feel on rich chicks like miley cyrus

Rolling "2 chainz" draadje (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm that man, bit the toe right through the sock
And left a half a guinea pig in your grampa' tacklebox

flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 01:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

left homes with half his dome in a napkin
for sayin "what's poppin?" when he asked him "what's crackin?"

zvookster, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

I used to be the fat bitch lifter, hennessy in the snifter
Now I'm the high plains drifter

ball games w/ james (calibrate), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:49 (11 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

I'm Sgt. Slaughter, I keep my shit cooked-to-order
To satisfy my people in Georgia and 'cross the water

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:03 (8 months ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

abracadabra hocus pocus i don't know if you noticed
been getting my money lately my hustle game is ferocious
you seen my new mercedes? it's domeless
go hard or go home? i go homeless

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 14:58 (3 months ago) Permalink

same album:
my cup so heavy, i promise theres 'bout a PAINT in it
and i call my ride the real mobile, if you ain't real you AIN'T in it

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 15:18 (3 months ago) Permalink


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