News about the upcoming Björk album Volta.

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From her official website:

We here at bjork.com/unity have received communication from our very own Meester Fly, and we are glad to post it now:


"It has not been snowing at all here, but today we are graced with snow. It is a few days after the hidden people and elves move home, if they have to. We are in Iceland. I arrived after a short absence of mind and body back into the HQ of the MWC. I got the word to get back on the case and gather some knowledge, as I of course, am truly the wise one.

Being the one and only I got sent new songs from Björk. These songs are to be on the new album she has been working on for the past months. She has been all around the world to record, working with numerous people from truly different background. I have been left with many thoughts after listening to these tracks, the first impression is that I want to hear more, as I did not get everything shortlisted for the record. It made me excited.

The only thing I have heard prior of the making of this new record was a collaboration with Timbaland was being penned in. They met for a couple of sessions and laid down some beats for two tracks, "then I took these tracks and worked on them further", says Björk. This is true, as I hear that she has taken them to a another level.

We speak about the many collaborators on this record and the list is very interesting as Antony Hegerty duets on two tracks. Drummer Chris Corsano jumps into at least the 2 songs. New sounds and instrumentation are provided by Toumani Diabate who plays the Kora and Konono nr.1 with electric thumb pianos. More percussive delights come from Brian Chippendale from Lightning Bolt Great artists being drafted into the fold!

This list is very impressive and intriguing and from this first batch of song create a very unique sound and emotion. Nothing sounds really familiar about this experience, apart from the name of Mark Bell, him I know. And Sjón, turns to form to deliver one lyric, his 5th lyric since they started work together. This record is a Björk production par excellence. No stone left unturned to seek out the perfect pitch.

And more work is being done in the next few weeks on the new record. It has not got a name. The record is scheduled for late spring release. Some of us have wished to see Björk live in concert.

Well. Björk will be going on the road and giving us long wanted concert recitals. Yes gigging again. I get to see who is the band, I'll be damned, I forgot. It is being finalised right now! From what I remember: We are in for a treat. I am promised to be there. Bien sur. Of-course. Að sjálfsögðu. More soon."

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Oooh. Here's hoping she hasn't had her pop bone surgically removed for this one.

Turangalila (Salvador), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

great, another fucking record with timbaland and konono no. 1 on it

m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I just couldn't bring myself to post this yet.

damn you! anticipating MIGHTILY as usual.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's hoping she hasn't had her pop bone surgically removed for this one.

For real, though!

Richj (Rich), Friday, 19 January 2007 06:28 (seventeen years ago) link

this is either gonna be really really really awesome or really really really great.

Christopher Costello (CGC), Friday, 19 January 2007 08:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Bjork and Timbaland sounds exactly like something on one of those lame 'fantasy collaboration' threads that pop up here from time to time. Could be awesome, could easily just end up with the two of them bringing out the worst in one another.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 January 2007 09:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I could care less about timbaland, but corsano? konono? chippendale? and ms godmundsdottir!?

*spaff*

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Friday, 19 January 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Goddamnit I can't wait.

I.M. (I.M.), Friday, 19 January 2007 09:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Chippendale actually does seem a surprise. Some guy from Black Dice or something doing atmospheric crap, sure, but BC could be interestong

808 the Bassking (Andrew Thames), Friday, 19 January 2007 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Bjork and Timbaland sounds exactly like something on one of those lame 'fantasy collaboration' threads that pop up here from time to time. Could be awesome, could easily just end up with the two of them bringing out the worst in one another.

bjork and kelis was more omg, and that worked spectacularly! i am worried about the presence of lightning bolt dude. i don't 'get' noise :(

also i am really not down w/antony's voice :(

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 19 January 2007 10:17 (seventeen years ago) link

don't worry lex. I suspect chippendale won't be bringing sheets of harsh white sound, just jaw-dropping drum skills, much like corsano.

actually, I wonder if brian and chris will be playing together...? that would be monstrously good.

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Friday, 19 January 2007 10:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, Björk in a furious storm of hardcore percussion overlaid with Timbaland beats could be amazing!

Hegerty can bugger off though.

braveclub (braveclub), Friday, 19 January 2007 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Corsano fits into the 'idea' of a Bjork collab quite smoothly, in that his whole thing is playing drums that aren't drums, with things you wouldn't normally play drums with, and making sounds that don't sound like drums - ie it's fairly analogous with Matm05 among others. I'm probably being too literal though

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

lex you don't get 'rock' do you? :D

the only way I can think of the anthony thing being good is if it's some kind of inimaginably insane & OTT cabaret duet...

I'm just relieved the Jo Newsom rumours didn't amount to anything (yet).

fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

lex you don't get 'rock' do you? :D

oh come on i love ashlee simpson and lindsay lohan, they're totally rawk! massive guitars all over their albums.

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I want bjork to be the new singer in meshuggah. that would be mankind's greatest achivement.

mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

is the lex a troll?

UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

No, the lex is one of the best posters on this board.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

bjork has kinda jumped the collaborators shark here, hasn't she? even if i love all those people.

acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

corsano often plays a 'conventional' drum kit in a 'conventional' free jazz post-Rashied Ali style

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

What's Corsano from?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

solo drum works, duos with paul flaherty, collabs with a billion people, played with sunburned hand for a minute...you should check him out jordan, he's awesome.

acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

that recent Flaherty/Yeh/Corsano disc on Important, Rock in the Snow, is one seriously hot blow out, tho I've yet to hear a recording that fully captures corsano's live power/stamina

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Yea, at least Björk didn't pay someone for "atmospheric" knob twiddling.... sheesh

UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

will Chippendale's presence mean Drew Daniel won't be Bjork's touring drummer for this record? or, more intriguingly, will Drew have to replicate Chippendale on tour?

eggzakly huhh? (zachary v.), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

hilarity ensues!

UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

There is a Bjork/Kelis track? Is it actually good?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah a remix of "Oceania." It's okay... I love the harmonies at the end.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

he the news abt corsano and chippendale has totally psyched me into thinking this is gonna be bjork's patty waters alb (talk abt setting yrself up for a letdown)

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Corsano has also played in one of the Jandek pickup bands.

jodi, samurai photographer (burun), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

sleeve version 2.0 (sleeve testing), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:07 (seventeen years ago) link

and this

bjork has kinda jumped the collaborators shark here

rings more true to me than anything else so far, but I will continue to hope. There's a point at which an artist gets TOO self-conscious.

sleeve version 2.0 (sleeve testing), Saturday, 20 January 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

bjork has kinda jumped the collaborators shark here

any more than on Medulla??

if there's one (ok, a few) thing I wanted from the next Björk record that I feel she's had a bit of a lack of overall in her travels so far, it would have been a bit more looseness, raggedy edges and increased emphasis/return to a bit of groove again... wait and see but I could get my wish after all :o with noisy bits to go. ace!

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 20 January 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

this could be cool.

M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 20 January 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, when I saw Jandek (NYC) Corsano, Matt Hecker and Loren Connors were the backing band, and frankly it would have been better as a trio with the Man from Corwood excised. Björk doing a howling Patty Waters/Yoko/Diamanda thing over drums from Corsano and Chippendale is pretty much a sound I'd give a kidney to hear.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 20 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm. "Totempole"?

Bjork - Totempole
Due for release on 07/05/2007

our price: £9.99 Delivered

Turangalila (Salvador), Monday, 22 January 2007 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently that's NOT the name, but some kind of placeholder One Little Indian always uses for it's releases.

shame, 'cos I like the sound of that!

fandango (fandango), Monday, 22 January 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Hee

Turangalila (Salvador), Monday, 22 January 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
From her official website

"Musical innovator Björk releases her next studio album ‘Volta’ on May 7th 2007.

‘Volta’ is Björk's sixth studio album and follows the release of ‘Medúlla’ in 2004.

Featuring ten brand new and original tracks ‘Volta’ is entirely written and produced by Björk.

In the role of producer Björk has brought in various other musicians to work on her songs and ‘Volta’ features some of her most interesting collaborations so far with Antony Hegarty (Antony And The Johnsons) singing on two tracks, and Timbaland (Jay-Z, Missy Elliot etc) working with Björk on beats that she created for three further songs.

Other artists that feature on ‘Volta’ include electronic pioneer Mark Bell of LFO and two unique drummers – Chris Corsano (the improvisational drummer who has worked with Sonic Youth amongst others) and Brian Chippendale from Lightening Bolt.

Björk also brought in two acclaimed African artists for ‘Volta’ - Toumani Diabate, the Malian kora player and Konono No1 the experimental band from The Congo who won a BBC World Music Award in 2006. She has also put together her own 10 piece female brass section of Icelandic musicians who play on three further tracks. Meanwhile Chinese pipa expert Min Xiao-Fen plays on one song."

Turangalila, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not as excited as I should be, I don't know why. Once I hear a song from it I'll be creaming my pants in excitement I gues..

The Brainwasher, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't even tell what to make of it from the collaborators. It sounds like it should be a complete mess.

Alex in SF, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"She has also put together her own 10 piece female brass section of Icelandic musicians who play on three further tracks."

I hope the brass band tours with her and that they cover "Addicted to Love"
http://www.waxmuseum.net/images/RobertPalmer-AddictedToLove.jpg

el juan, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

girls can't play brass lol

Jordan, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

(j/k)

Jordan, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

According to AllAccess.com, Bjork's new single will go for radio adds on April 10 and it's called Earth Intruders.

Turangalila, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Can anyone tell me why people still pay attention to this whore? I thought the kids were over this already.

Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Leave us along you imposter!

I know, right?, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

There was a whole thread of utter bitching just recently I'd happily direct you to Dr. if I only I could find the f*cker.

fandango, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

That was an entertaining one, that.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

is "The Dull Flame Of Desire" supposed to sound like broken CD?

jed_, Saturday, 12 July 2008 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

You are seriously on crack

I know, right?, Saturday, 12 July 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i must have a dud copy.

jed_, Saturday, 12 July 2008 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Wanderlust is seriously the best thing on this album, but you freaked me out and I thought there were new bjork rumours or something, don't do that to me, I was resigned to the fact that we were gonna be waiting another five years easy.

I know, right?, Saturday, 12 July 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i very much disagree about Wanderlust. i find it heavy and plodding. but the rest of this album does indeed make me very happy, after a little time.

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

alas this still hasn't "clicked" for me.

Ludo, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i could really deal without antony's voice on this song

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Antony ruins everything. Still pissed about the Hercules & Love Affair album.

brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

really the entirety of "dull flame of desire" is tepid bullshit

surm, Friday, 16 October 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

like, a melody that meandering isn't really a melody

surm, Friday, 16 October 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't remember anything from volta, except for earth intruders. been listening to some other bjork lately though, you could make a completely killer album out of the best vespertine & medulla tracks.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I listened to "The Dull Flame of Desire" in its entirety for the second time ever yesterday. Playing it on headphones helps a tiny bit.

RETARTED (HI DERE), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"The Dull Song of Desire"

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

yea i was just gonna say, the title doesn't help

surm, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

you could make a completely killer album out of the best vespertine & medulla tracks.

Correction -- you could make two completely killer albums. FYI, they both exist and are titled Vespertine and Medulla.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

haha otm

surm, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i like them a lot, but parts of both float right by me

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The Dull Flame Modeselektor remixes rule!

StanM, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL9UNZNWlV0

hmm, this is certainly better than the original song

RETARTED (HI DERE), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

and the other one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BWJywsnL1U

StanM, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

ha much better (because it fucks around with the vocals)

RETARTED (HI DERE), Friday, 16 October 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Modeselektor lipsynching their remix on their 2008 tour:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-rqJoci7UI#t=2m20s

StanM, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

that #t=2m20s doesn't work here then? (FFWD to about 2'20")

StanM, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

“We have a very ambitious project, a sort of scientific musical,” said Gondry. “[It’s a movie], but maybe more for museums. Like a 40 minute IMAX project in 3D.”

hmmm

Turangalila, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

tomorrow, in a year >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything bjork has done or will ever do

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

fightin words imo

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

'scientific musical' set me off - ideas be bitten - although as it's being filmed as well maybe they can do something very different

am suspicious though

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

tomorrow in a year is basically unlistenable. I couldn't even make it all the way through. bjork got classics.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link

bjork's got plenty of awesome songs but T,IAY hits something essential and farseeing in my reality

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link

that is some v. hoos phrasology

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

makin' a push for IMR '10

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

IMR?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

in my reality

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

imr

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

lol 3 years later, I finally get "Declare Independence"

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Friday, 3 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

(the video helped)

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Friday, 3 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

oh man the new one's even worse

merked, Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

into it. hating on bjork doing bjork at this point is kinda zzzz

fauxmarc, Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

Love it to bits. Wonderful vocal performances + Melodyne fun, a vocal de-esser, zero fan service. "Dark Matter" and "Hollow" remind me of my favourite Art Bears.

fear itself (Ówen P.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

(This being "Biophilia", not "Volta", of which I am also fond.)

fear itself (Ówen P.), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

really the entirety of "dull flame of desire" is tepid bullshit

― surm, Friday, October 16, 2009 1:56 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:( one of the most disappointing things ive ever read from surm

i love this album start to finish

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

surm OTM

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

oh man the new one's even worse

The thing I will say about Bjork lately is that each album makes me appreciate the one before it that much more in retrospect.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Been listening to Volta since the most recent Bjork singles poll (where every single post-vespertine got shunned) and I found this review that proposes an alternate tracklist on RYM:

I, like many including Björk herself, am confused as to why One Little Indian declared that Volta was BJÖRK'S RETURN TO POP MUSIKZ when Björk's previous album, the a cappella Medúlla, is simultaneously the poppiest and most experimental thing she's ever done. I can sense some of you drifting away from me and that's most likely because you, like One Little Indian, believe that having non-conventional instrumentation means that something isn't a pop album. Medúlla has more pop melodies flying out of its ass than any Björk album since Post but, onoes, there's some Inuit throat singing which obviously means that it is an experimental album. Of course, this nonsense about this being an über pop album was most likely a piss poor attempt by One Little Indian, for whom Björk was really their only knock-out artist before Paul McCartney signed with them in 2009, to sell more copies.

Volta isn't as bad as it's made out to be but it's the tracklisting, which has always been Björk's Achilles tendon, which lets it down. Here are my suggestions as to how Volta could have been improved:

1. Get rid of the filler: "Hope", "Innocence" and "My Juvenile"
"Hope" is obvious: it's corny, it's cheesy, it sucks, and everyone cares as much about your simplistic political statement about suicide bombings as much as they care about this list. "Innocence" just feels horrifically out of place anywhere on the album. "My Juvenile" shouldn't be on the album for reason number two:

2. Put "The Dull Flame of Desire" as the closer
No joke. "The Dull Flame of Desire" is a damn good song that doesn't get the respect it deserves. Where a song is placed on an album can make all the difference in the world. The fact is that "The Dull Flame of Desire" is a slow-building seven-and-a-half minute song that comes after two six minute songs. The first three songs combined are nearly 20 minutes long. That's way too much fiddling about for album like this.

3. Put the songs that actually represent the sound of the album closer to the beginning.
In the middle of Volta is a lush triple-kill in "I See Who You Are", "Vertebrae by Vertebrae" and "Pneumonia". When I think of Volta, I don't think of the driving drums of "Earth Intruders" nor the near complete mental breakdown of "Declare Independence", but of these three songs located in the centre which display what One Little Indian should have marketed Volta as: a companion piece to 1997's Homogenic. That album mixed electronics and strings, this album mixes electronics and brass. These three songs, like "The Dull Flame of Desire", are not given their proper dues because of where they are placed.

We're down to seven songs totaling just over 38 minutes. Regardless of what anyone tries to tell you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with short albums. Delivering a short and concise work is better than a long, meandering and aimless one. The great stuff on here is so overshadowed by subpar material that the album gets dragged down because of it. "Hope", "Innocence" and "My Juvenile" are not only poor songs, they ruin the cohesion and sound of the entire album. They spoil the mood by disjointing the flow and destroy what was potentially another masterpiece by the greatest and most unlikely pop superstar of that past 20 years.

I don't necessarily agree with cutting those three songs as I actually enjoy them but he has a point, they ruin the cohesion of the album and sound out of place. Innocence is basically Alarm Call Pt. 2 and as much as I love Alarm Call it also sounded out of place in Homogenic.

Anyhoo, I tried this reviewers suggestion and treated the album as an EP:

1. Earth Intruders
2. Wanderlust
3. I See Who You Are
4. Vertebræ by Vertebræ
5. Pneumonia
6. Declare Independence
7. The Dull Flame of Desire

Moka, Sunday, 4 January 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

I'd argue Declare Independence sounds out of place but the song was a live highlight of her tour.

Moka, Sunday, 4 January 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

Any track list that retains "Wanderlust" gets a pass from me.

Eric H., Monday, 5 January 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

"declare independence" is a bit too blatantly "pluto" redux but it's also the only song here that had a lasting impact beyond the album campaign

lex pretend, Monday, 5 January 2015 08:48 (nine years ago) link

"Declare Independence" took on hilarious new levels of terrible when the stock market crashed and the people Iceland voted to keep the Range Rovers and home saunas that their crooked banks had bought for them, I mean, I get that that song is probably meant to be personal and social independence instead of "Iceland" but I can't help it, that country is the national embodiment of gifted child syndrome

I've uncharacteristically doctored the track list of Volta as well but it involved cutting all the "poppy" tracks ("Independence", "Intruders", "Innocence") and subbing in some choice moments from Drawing Restraint

fgti, Monday, 5 January 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Thought it was dedicated to Tibetans or something.

Eric H., Monday, 5 January 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

Christ that review is the douchiest thing I've read in a while

bife claro (wins), Monday, 5 January 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link


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