pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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ah, see that in the case of prince it goes to the itunes store instead of apple music, guess they could just do that

da croupier, Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:28 (eight years ago) link

are their any artists that would plausibly make a pfork/stone canonical list with zero apple presence (music or itunes?) even seger's got some live shit available for apple

da croupier, Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link

though i think the concern that apple-branding could hypothetically lead to artists being ignored is valid, considering its breadth of product i also believe in most cases the issue simply wouldn't cone up

da croupier, Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link

come up

da croupier, Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link

oddly with prince there's simply no link to apple music on the pfork list but there is a "listen on apple music" link for kate bush's "running up that hill" - which leads to a "not available in us"

da croupier, Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

First off, Moka is an idiot and no one cares about corny ass "walk this way." It's not even the best song on the album ("Peter piper")

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link

She's not, be nice.

Also, where's the secondly?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 August 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link

First off, deej is an idiot and the best song on the album is "My Adidas"

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:04 (eight years ago) link

I couldn't follow the Run-DMC argument upthread, but just wanna say that they are the best and Pitchfork's constant campaign to erase them from history will not stand on any internet that I also use

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

v chill dude calling women idiots on message boards

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:08 (eight years ago) link

(right about "Peter Piper" tho)

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:08 (eight years ago) link

who would've imagined this discussion of 80's music on the internet would disintegrate into ad hominem and narcissism of small differences; that we would live to see the day, what will we tell the children, etc

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

(RUN DMC are dope as fuck btw)

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

a lurking dmc breathing a sigh of relief at every parenthetical

da croupier, Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link

(RUN DMC are dope as fuck btw)

I think on this point we all agree.

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link

"It's like that" was the 12" that singlehandedly killed old school hip hop in one swipe. Or two--radio stations played both sides of the record. But it's like that was the very first run dmc record and their breakthrough single, beat still sounds fresh today

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

yeah, but the B-side >

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link

v chill dude calling women idiots on message boards

― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 8:08 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought Moka was a dude

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link

you're blind, you can't see

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:25 (eight years ago) link

also the piece mad about "straight outta Compton" being high on the list is extra stupid

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link

imagine the good "piece" criticizing the choices on a pitchfork list

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link

It's too bad that in that one piece of blurb real estate no one directly tackled NWA's sexism, because then it could more accurately reflect every other piece being written about NWA in 2015

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link

that's not even the part i'm mad at, i can understand that critique at least

Because, seriously, nobody thinks ‘Straight Outta Compton’ is a better song than ‘Fuck Tha Police’.

this is a completely insane assertion

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:51 (eight years ago) link

it's also insane because ... if that was the case based on his apple music conspiracy theory...either one would being promoting NWA?

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link

they were closer to 2 live crew than public enemy, he asserts, as if this explains why straight outta compton is inherently and obviously worse than public enemy

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link

Sorry about being an idiot. Just sparking some light conversation.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

no apology needed i was just playing standard ilx music slapbox/roughhousing

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

sorry if i was being hella OTT, it was intended for dramatic effect

i do think 'walk this way' has aged pretty badly

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link

always thought it was kind of a shame that walk this way was on raising hell. cuz i never liked it much and that album is so cool.

scott seward, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link

I just played Raising Hell for the first time in 12 years before the power went out and thought, Fuck, that's good this album is.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:25 (eight years ago) link

"imagine the good "piece" criticizing the choices on a pitchfork list"

i totally wrote one! and now they send me money. win/win!

scott seward, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

"It's like that" was the 12" that singlehandedly killed old school hip hop in one swipe.

Ehh, this is the enshrined narrative, but it's pretty simplistic. It's not like everyone who was releasing records in the early 80's careers just stopped short the second Run-DMC hit. Both sides of the Furious 5 camp kept having at least minor hits through the mid-80s (including one that made this list), as did Bambaataa. Kurtis Blow (with a small Run-DMC assist, admittedly), Spoonie Gee, and Kool Moe Dee all had comebacks in the mid to late 80s, including Blow and Moe Dee's biggest hits. Electro happily existed on either side of the "It's Like That"/"Sucker MCs" line, as did Jimmy Spicer. Sugarhill Gang and The Sequence had already run out of steam, Funky 4+1 had broken up, Cold Crush Brothers and Crash Crew never had recording careers worthy of their live reputations. Whodini and the Boogie Boys were already bubbling under.

Yeah, it did totally change the sound of hiphop, but it was more of a gradual process than an overnight thing. Like I said earlier, disco-rap was already on its last legs by the time Run-DMC hit, although sure, they dealt it the death blow. But the biggest rap records of '82 were like...."Planet Rock", "The Message", "Rockin' It", "The Bubble Bunch", none of which sound like anything from 1981, let alone 1979. Things were already changing. And also like I said, it took a year or two for Run's sound to become dominant. Electro was huge, especially outside of New York.

It's interesting the variety of music you have in hiphop movies of that era, going from a very traditional sound in Wild Style to pure electro in Breakin' And Enterin' or Breakin' to the harder new sound (of course) in Krush Groove

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

apologies to anyone not interested in 80s hiphop chronology, but it's been a thing of mine lately

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

Blow pops up on Rene & Angela's #1 "Save Your Love" in '85 for example

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

xpost you're both right if you don't take deej's statement literally, ilxor piskor

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

rock on, flash...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfJm2RNlJuc

scott seward, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

the first time i noticed a real change in rap was with whodini! so, around 1983. i mean, they stood out. and sounded...uh...fresh. and then run dmc. and the fat boys! actually. which was 1984.

scott seward, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

Straight Outta Compton is totally better than Fuck Tha Police btw

Xxxp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

i really should have put magic's wand next to she blinded me with science on my pitchfork list edit.

scott seward, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

also Ego Trip blew my mind and i think i heard that before the first run dmc album. i always want to think the 1st run dmc and ego trip came out in '83 but they really didn't. anyway, aj scratch and basketball sounded next level to me at the time. and cooler to me than older kurtis i had heard back then.

scott seward, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

Blow pops up on Rene & Angela's #1 "Save Your Love" in '85 for example

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 7:39 PM Bookmark

Oh yeah, I also totally forgot the whole Melle Mel being on a mainstream pop hit thing, even though I talked about "I Feel For You" earlier. Oops.

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

Straight Outta Compton is totally better than Fuck Tha Police btw

Xxxp

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, August 26, 2015 7:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but "Gangsta, Gangsta" is better than either.

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

It's too bad that in that one piece of blurb real estate no one directly tackled NWA's sexism, because then it could more accurately reflect every other piece being written about NWA in 2015
― mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, August 27, 2015

itt chickenshit points out that excessively calling out NWA for sexism is exasperating

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link

truly we've been focussed on the wrong issues here

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link

You got to a party and put on NWA, that going to be a short party.. Put on some P.E. and you may have a decent party, But.... You put on some DMC, and you're bound to get some that night for rockin the party

http://community.oldschoollive.com/t7696971/nwa-vs-run-dmc/

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 27 August 2015 05:16 (eight years ago) link

NWA is the only group I have actually heard at a party that wasn't explicitly old school hip hop

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 06:29 (eight years ago) link

old school hip hop is great at parties though

I don't really agree with the above quote I posted. There's hip hop for parties which is the kind of hip hop kids cut a rugs to these days and there's conscious, political hip hop which really should be avoided like the plague at social gatherings. NWA is the latter.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 27 August 2015 06:38 (eight years ago) link

There's the middle ground of course. Grandmaster Flash's The Message per example is a great party song that still sounds fresh in 2015 and it's also a great sociopolitical song, that has a... well, message that still sounds relevant.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 27 August 2015 06:41 (eight years ago) link

itt chickenshit points out that excessively calling out NWA for sexism is exasperating
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 10:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is not at all what happened.

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Thursday, 27 August 2015 06:58 (eight years ago) link

Something 2 Dance 2: https://youtu.be/kcI_rUWHSmo

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 27 August 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link


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