CHRIS BROWN

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just saw him sing 'run it' on Soul Train. kid can dance and do a backflip

jergins (jergins), Sunday, 23 July 2006 07:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Great cook too.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

He's also a mean habberdasher.

It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

Gimmie that!

Makkada B. (Makkada B.), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

Mike Hawk (jaxon), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

Mike Hawk (jaxon), Sunday, 23 July 2006 08:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

"With You" is my jam.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

"kiss kiss" is gr8

deej, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Forever" = full on pop house. And I approve. The video seems appropriate too:

http://videos.onsmash.com/v/qnrFvhXwvqKGf7jC

matt2, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, I really like "Forever" a lot.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

coming here to rep for forever so glad theres gonna be another summer of wistful fake timbaland house joints

and what, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like this kid a lot when he does upbeat pop; his ballads tend to be kind of unlistenable.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

was just listening to "with you" and admiring his restraint as a singer. he's totally confident with his voice, and really knows how to lay back. ("with you" pretty much rips off its acoustic-guitar groove from "irreplaceable," but i don't mind.)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 May 2008 06:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

his voice is the shit

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 06:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

imo i think he's an awful technical singer but i love the way his voice warbles and how reedy it is

coming here to rep for forever so glad theres gonna be another summer of wistful fake timbaland house joints

-- and what, Monday, May 5, 2008 1:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

RIP

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 06:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

well his restraint might be a factor of lack of technique, i don't know. but i prefer undersinging to oversinging.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 May 2008 06:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

(there are parts of that song where he loses the melody, but i'm not sure if that's his fault or the song's.)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 16 May 2008 07:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

what i mean is, if you listen to a song like "no air", he's completely blown out of the water by jordin sparks in terms of straight singing, but i think brown makes the song. he knows how to fuck around with his voice (like a natural over-autotune or something) and he really knows his place in terms of restraint (which you brought up, otm to you). way more skilled than a lot of ppl give him credit for i think

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 07:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

your original post really otm tho

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 May 2008 07:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLaFJASD5lc

chris brown & lupe fiasco freestyle on jaylib - the red

and what, Monday, 21 July 2008 17:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dude seems physically incapable of not mugging directly into the camera at all times. It's endearingly goofy.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

this kid really brings out my inner Alex in NYC

some dude, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

"With You" has been on repeat for over an hour, I see no reason to change the situation.

I know, right?, Thursday, 25 September 2008 10:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Kiss Kiss" is worthy of the Human League circa Travelogue.

LBC's Steve Allen good morning I'm afraid (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 25 September 2008 11:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

"Throwed" needs more love (it ain't a single but it could be)

Life Begins at Death (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Saturday, 18 October 2008 19:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Where is his cover of "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen? Someone should get on that.

tea cake, Monday, 24 November 2008 05:54 (11 months ago) Permalink

"Kiss Kiss" is worthy of the Human League circa Travelogue.

!!!!!!!!!!

billstevejim, Monday, 24 November 2008 17:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

opinion provided by noted sane person marcello carlin

dat dude delmar (and what), Monday, 24 November 2008 18:01 (11 months ago) Permalink

Chris Brown seems to me to be exactly what a Pop Star right now should be, and in that sense he's the most Warholian of Pop Stars since Britney.

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

Also, he is HOT

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

ehhhh i like his music tons and all but he doesn't have bsb or britney or 50 pull or anything

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

Warholian? I mean I guess there's something 'pop art' about the way he does all these award show performances where impersonates Michael Jackson, then impersonates Timberlake impersonating MJ, and then goes back to straight MJ, but just...no. No.

xpost

nutz in a good way, aka bustin (some dude), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

Come ON, the bit where he walks into the crowd.

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 03:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

Okay so maybe I was freaking out a little last night because I wanted tickets to see him in Dublin so badly, but I got them so...!!!!

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 09:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

Also, he is HOT

^^i'll cosign this (but not the warhol stuffz)

still jam 'with you' and 'kiss kiss'

lex pretend, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 09:30 (11 months ago) Permalink

Anyone seen him live? I've just bagged review tix for Jan 4 in Nottingham.

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 10:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

youtube clips are promising, I'm v. v. excited!

Tá a fhios agam, nach bhfuil? (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:13 (11 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

v. excited (chris brown gets a boner in Dublin)

Plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 18 January 2009 19:30 (10 months ago) Permalink

wait, you need to click through to the High Quality version!

Plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 18 January 2009 19:31 (10 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

he'd best to invest in a good personal security detail...

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:08 (9 months ago) Permalink

Word
77 already has a hit out.

carne asada, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:15 (9 months ago) Permalink

So, is it true what I'm reading, did Rihanna beat up this poor guy's fists with her face?

StanM, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 07:59 (9 months ago) Permalink

he better not end up in prison
aint gonna survive a single day in teh county after what he did to 5Head

warmsherry, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 08:55 (9 months ago) Permalink

Yo (Excuse My Fists)

My name is Kenny, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:56 (9 months ago) Permalink

Babe pretty thick wit the kick that's sick that need to be hit

da croupier, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:38 (9 months ago) Permalink

aint gonna survive a single day in teh county after what he did to 5Head

51 Sent

The FMLing Groovies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:48 (9 months ago) Permalink

i don't know, do you really want to contemplate what ILX would be like without noted poster 'warmsherry'?

tuomas bangs out to hardcore rap ish (some dude), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:52 (9 months ago) Permalink

Jay-Z Vowes Revenge "Hes A Walking Dead Man"

Jay-Z "hit the roof" when he heard about the alleged assault on Rihanna, according to an insider. A source close to Jigga says that Jay-Z has vowed to get revenge on Chris Brown if the story ends up being true. “He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew,” the source told US Weekly.

http://www.rapbasement.com/jay-z/0211090-a-source-tells-us-weekly-that-jay-z-vowed-revenge-on-chris-brown-over-rihanna-assault.html

memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

lol

happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

he's got chris martin on his ass already

and what, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

you can't see me but i'm making the "whoosh" gesture right now

musically, Saturday, 17 October 2009 05:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

transformer doesn't hold up that well on repeat listening.

Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 October 2009 15:22 (1 month ago) Permalink

if taken any way your zing made little sense, musically, so i was giving you the benefit of the doubt that it wasn't a zing

hand (some dude), Saturday, 17 October 2009 15:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

this is TERRIBLE

shit sounds like U2

everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 October 2009 06:24 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

all these new big horrible ballads are so big and horrible ("papers" aside)

everybody loves am0n (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 October 2009 06:25 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i don't know if i like it, but amazingly enough i don't hate it

some dude, Friday, 23 October 2009 06:37 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

51 sent (The Reverend), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 04:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

51 sent (The Reverend), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 04:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

took me a while but LOLOLOL

musically, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 06:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

looking forward to this tbh, still put on exclusive whn theres nobody around to judge

plaks (I know, right?), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 12:17 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

ok i am so disappointed that the bowtie isn't really a part of the actual cover

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:03 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

'I Can Transform You' and 'Crawl' - why did dude pick songtitles that sounds (to me anyway) so misogynistic and 'lol i beat her up good'?

also lolololol at that cover, bowtie or no.

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I dunno, those are both pretty abstract connections, especially "Crawl." I mean, unless every song was titled something like "Fairy Princess" or "Pillows Are Soft" people are going to bend over backward to find some vaguely violent or insensitive connotations to them.

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:15 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Yeah, but how fucking awesome would an album full of 'Fairy Princess' and 'Pillows Are Soft' type songs be?

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:19 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

looking at that cover, we may yet find out

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:21 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

he should wear a darth vader mask and call the new album NAZI

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:26 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

he should wear a white tank top and call the new album WIFEBEATER

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

^^^yesssss

because I used to be a nuclear physicist (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Andy K, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

we haven't yet discussed THE METAL HAND

51 sent (The Reverend), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:50 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

because Beyonce did the cyborg hand thing already a year ago and it's like the 80th most WTF thing about that cover?

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:50 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i love the capslock for the whole tweet and then "its called fashion" like he's saying that one part with a quiet intensity

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"MechanicalDummy"!!!!!

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

seriously tho' dude has a major 'rock and rule' visual thing goin' on there.
i really wish he'd just laid low through 2010 and gotten his shit in order. I feel like he's gonna run head on into a wall critically, sales-wise and artistically.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:54 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

if the hexes i been putting on him amount to anything it'll be literally too

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

k3vin wikk4

plaks (I know, right?), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 21:06 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

uh wicc4

plaks (I know, right?), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 21:06 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Had to check whether I was misremembering him rhyming 'habit' w/ 'Roger Rabbit' in "Get Like Me" but I guess his buddies are more Cool World.

xcixxorx, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 21:12 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

k3v u are such an internet gangster

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 22:41 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

if i still had that camron\m/.gif i'd post it right here

k3vin k., Tuesday, 3 November 2009 22:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Bears Are Alive! (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 23:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

because Beyonce did the cyborg hand thing already a year ago and it's like the 80th most WTF thing about that cover?

― the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 12:50 PM Bookmark

same cyborg hand she used to brutalize young hove?

swagless price (The Reverend), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

oh i thought you just meant it was WTF on aesthetic terms. i dunno, i hate dude and think about what he did every time his stupid song comes on the radio, but i just don't see a song titled "crawl" or him w/ a metal hand on a record cover and instantly come up with some weird mental association with him hitting rihanna like you guys.

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

neither do i - though "i can transform ya" walked into it rather - but it's all rather unrepentantly aggressive

lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:48 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

also i'm o_0 at how the expected laying-low period after an incident like this is no longer, like, 1-2 years, but...a few months.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:48 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

except for the fitted girl pants (xpost)

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

honestly i'm just relieved that comeback duet Polow was trumpeting mere weeks later never materialized

the tuppence takes manhattan (some dude), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 00:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 03:59 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

lol

But no hope for norwegian posters, sorry. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 04:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

It's like he's daring the people that would normally buy his CDs with this.

Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 06:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i actually see it with those boots on the orig cover anyway, everytime my eyes focus on a different part of the pic i'm like wtf? and have to check

plaks (I know, right?), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

havin crazy impure thoughts tbh

plaques (I know, right?), Saturday, 7 November 2009 15:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 15 November 2009 01:14 (6 days ago) Permalink

cassie still has that haircut apparently

plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 15 November 2009 01:17 (6 days ago) Permalink

his interview on 106 and park was deplorable; kept going on about how "it happened and i have to take responsibility for it" with no acknowledgment of what "it" was. "I know I am what the public makes me." Ugh. Just a bass-ackwards kid running in circles, unable to make any sense of what he's doing or come to terms with how to change.

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2009 21:56 (6 days ago) Permalink

yeah...at this point i kinda want him to keep giving these half-assed interviews full of unconsidered comments until he gets enough rope to slip up and say something really fucked up that people can't look past.

some dude, Sunday, 15 November 2009 22:00 (6 days ago) Permalink

Having him do roadside cleanup was a bad call; judge should've given him 2000 hours at a halfway home for victims of abuse. He really doesn't seem to understand what's happened except specifically in terms of how it affects him and his entourage. It's mystifying.

because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2009 22:10 (6 days ago) Permalink


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