― kyla biah, Thursday, 10 November 2005 04:33 (7 years ago) Permalink
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― Ned T.Rifle, Thursday, 10 November 2005 08:33 (7 years ago) Permalink
What's good all? Glad to see all this interest in me and my new joint "Late Registration." I can tell ILN has a lot of love for this record and my career. Man, this is a real tool to jump your shit up the charts, nahmean...
But I got to say, my name is the name my mama picked me -- that's Kanye -- true to the heart right... So no need to be postin' all these wise answers man. I'ma just keep doin' as I been doin', right...
That's your boy,
Kanye
― Kanye West (Confounded), Thursday, 10 November 2005 13:29 (7 years ago) Permalink
― ken taylrr never her (ken taylrr), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:14 (7 years ago) Permalink
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:18 (7 years ago) Permalink
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― James Morris (HorrayJames), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:16 (7 years ago) Permalink
― stephanie w (sweetp3), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:16 (7 years ago) Permalink
I'm also a homosexual and a personal shopper, so shoot me a line cuties
― hydrallus (hydraulis2), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:08 (7 years ago) Permalink
― Henre Smith, Monday, 22 May 2006 18:41 (7 years ago) Permalink
― Confounded (Confounded), Sunday, 28 January 2007 06:32 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Sunday, 28 January 2007 06:37 (6 years ago) Permalink
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003534982
Do we have a thread for this new record yet?
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:54 (6 years ago) Permalink
I think everything about this dude will age about as well as a gallon of milk. He's like a walking time capsule.
― Cunga, Saturday, 15 November 2008 05:14 (4 years ago) Permalink
kyla biah, don't listen to'em, you'll age fine.
― Hair Gongro (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 15 November 2008 05:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
his real name is: haunted zangs
― ketchup bro (ice cr?m), Saturday, 15 November 2008 05:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
Darn, the image didn't post. I don't really feel like opening photoshop to change it to a jpeg, so I guess you'll have to use your noggin' to imagine Kanye making an embarrassingly nerdy and almost nearly pretentious fashion statement. The images you'll find on Google search were nearly as bad anyway.
― Cunga, Saturday, 15 November 2008 05:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
The Carrie Bradshaw of Rap.
― tea cake, Friday, 27 February 2009 08:34 (4 years ago) Permalink
^^^ quality revival, dom et al take note
― I'm your biggest fan, here's your suggest ban (some dude), Friday, 27 February 2009 18:30 (4 years ago) Permalink
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30949487/
Rapper Kanye West does not read books or respect them but nevertheless he has written one that he would like you to buy and read.
...
His book is 52 pages — some blank, others with just a few words — and offers his optimistic philosophy on life. One two-page section reads, “Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react!” Another page reads “I hate the word hate!”
― Cunga, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:06 (4 years ago) Permalink
His book is 52 pages — some blank, others with just a few words. . .
Why write a book? Just Twitter it.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 29 May 2009 17:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
anyone who buys this deserves it, IMO
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:11 (4 years ago) Permalink
I wish I was famous enough to get a publisher to put out 50 pages of gibberish; I could use the extra $$$.
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
helgo already turned it into a screenname but i still can't get over that "I would never want a book's autograph" quote
― 1 drWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (Whiney G. Weingarten) (some dude), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:16 (4 years ago) Permalink
i would never want an mp3's autograph
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
― i would never want a book's autograph (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:18 (4 years ago) Permalink
loooooooooooooool
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:19 (4 years ago) Permalink
“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed,” West said. “I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph."
This guy should stop while he's (barely) ahead and try to pass this book off as a tribute to e.e. cummings or something.
― Cunga, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:20 (4 years ago) Permalink
It's kind of funny how the last few months Kanye's been earnestly admitting he needs to stop being an embarrassing logorrheic trainwreck all the time, but he's clearly incapable of being anything else.
― 1 drWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (Whiney G. Weingarten) (some dude), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:37 (4 years ago) Permalink
808s was my favorite album of last year but this 52 page "book" sounds like complete and utter shit.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (4 years ago) Permalink
i usually rep for the dude but that sounds awful
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:53 (4 years ago) Permalink
what is Kanye West real name?
Rigatoni Loupshank.
― samosa gibreel, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:50 (4 years ago) Permalink
What if Kanye West is Retarded?
― Slowly Rotating Black Man (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 29 May 2009 19:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
tl; dr thy name is cracked magazine
― i would never want a book's autograph (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 29 May 2009 19:13 (4 years ago) Permalink
kanye says the same thing
― da croupier, Friday, 29 May 2009 19:15 (4 years ago) Permalink
i wasn't serious, stuff like i just posted are just little thoughts i come up with, i call them "h3lges0on-isms"
― i would never want a book's autograph (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 29 May 2009 19:31 (4 years ago) Permalink
the h3lges0on dialectic.
― Cunga, Friday, 29 May 2009 22:07 (4 years ago) Permalink
why does he say hen fap on gold digger?
― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 22:12 (4 years ago) Permalink
i am not sympathetic to elevator runnaz here cuz THERE ARE FIVE ELEVATORZ in my building. half the time two more arrive before our doors close.
and don't even get me started on ppl who take the elevator to the 2nd floor!!!!
― San Te, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 20:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/8757510
― markers, Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
what the fuck
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 August 2010 05:02 (2 years ago) Permalink
(admit i may be way late to the party on this one, dunno)
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 August 2010 05:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
what is "you n***** got jooooooookes" that funny voice?
is it a raaaaandy thing?
― parsley, sage, rosemary and GUCCI TIME (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 05:50 (2 years ago) Permalink
his album is called dark twisted fantasy. lol.
― prolego, Saturday, 7 August 2010 07:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
facepalm til infinity
― ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 August 2010 12:37 (2 years ago) Permalink
21st century shitzoid plan
― parsley, sage, rosemary and GUCCI TIME (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 August 2010 12:50 (2 years ago) Permalink
Friend just posted this on fb and made me lol: "The Kanye/Kardashian thing upsets me because I feel like I was really mislead regarding his thoughts on gold diggers."
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:09 (9 months ago) Permalink
p sure Kim does just alright financially w/ or w/out Kanye
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:13 (9 months ago) Permalink
True, but you're ridding my afternoon of humor. Thanks a lot!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:14 (9 months ago) Permalink
lol, sorry.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:16 (9 months ago) Permalink
During his show in London, Kanye West had to speak about a few things:
On Justin Timberlakes collaboration with Jay-Z:
During Kanye’s rant in London he said, “I got love for Hov, but I aint ****ing with that suit & tie.”
On Barack Obama:
“I don’t give a **** what the president got to say” – Kanye, during his rant.
On The Grammys:
According the Kanye, Grammy’s promised him he could open the show 4 years ago, then Gaga got hot and he was bumped. The rant goes on LOL
The grammys can suck my dick
I’ve never won a Grammy against a white person
http://defpenradio.com/kanye-west-rants-about-jay-z-on-suit-tie-obama-and-the-grammys/
― piscesx, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:02 (3 months ago) Permalink
So, any night.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2013 02:10 (3 months ago) Permalink
He's not wrong.
― katherine, Sunday, 24 February 2013 03:13 (3 months ago) Permalink
yeah he is, he won a Grammy against the Beastie Boys in 2005!
― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Sunday, 24 February 2013 03:20 (3 months ago) Permalink
otm
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:05 (3 months ago) Permalink
Kanye and Lupe 2013
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2013 04:31 (3 months ago) Permalink
i don't really think Kanye has much of any political convictions, he's just dealing with the fact that the first black president, who is from Chicago, called him a jackass on multiple occasions.
― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:00 (3 months ago) Permalink
+ likes jay more
― a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:43 (3 months ago) Permalink
haha yeah
― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Sunday, 24 February 2013 12:48 (3 months ago) Permalink
Lyrics to new Kanye song sound, er, awesome.
Stop everything you're doing now/ Because Baby, you're awesome / Don't let nobody get you down / Because you're awesome / You don't need to listen to your manager ... / You must be tired of running through my mind / Can I come inside? ... I'm also awesome ... / I'd rather do nothing with you, / than something with somebody new / Because Baby you're awesome.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 16 May 2013 11:39 (1 month ago) Permalink
I'm happy to have no clue what this album will sound likeI.e. happy to be surprised
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:02 (1 month ago) Permalink
Lyrics to new Kanye song sound, er, awesome.Stop everything you're doing now/ Because Baby, you're awesome / Don't let nobody get you down / Because you're awesome / You don't need to listen to your manager ... / You must be tired of running through my mind / Can I come inside? ... I'm also awesome ... / I'd rather do nothing with you, / than something with somebody new / Because Baby you're awesome.
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:07 (1 month ago) Permalink
damn i was gonna post the youtube but it's been taken down already. even funnier as audio, though, trust.
― some dude, Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:23 (1 month ago) Permalink
Yo Kanye, keep runnin' up that hill, playa!!!― Kate Bush (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:43 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
yeah it's hard to describe how funny it is when he finally goes "...also i'm awesome"
i was kinda really into that song tho
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:01 (1 month ago) Permalink
Hats off to Kanye for making a lyric out of the old pick-up line "Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
I hope he does something with "Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?" and "You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy."
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:01 (1 month ago) Permalink
i missed this song! is it still up anywhere?
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
i can't even express how much i want a kim kardash feature on his album, it'd totally redeem him in my eyes
lol that's kind of what Frank Ocean's "Forrest Gump" was
yeah the "also i'm awesome" turn is incredible
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
all i can offer you is a vine https://vine.co/v/bEinpmHxMdE
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:06 (1 month ago) Permalink
lex you can hear the full thing here http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/kanye-west-sings-kim-kardashian-ode/
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:20 (1 month ago) Permalink
i really like this song, honestly
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:24 (1 month ago) Permalink
this is kind of like when i first heard "love lockdown" via a shitty live recording and was blown away, except self-parodic and farcical
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:39 (1 month ago) Permalink
given that we can't really hear it properly i'm not going to say it sucks yet but what precisely do you like about it j0rdan? you can barely hear it
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
at least a thousand tiiiiiiimes, at least a thousand at least a thousand times, alriiiiight alriiiight alriiiight
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:47 (1 month ago) Permalink
he really should've gotten some help on this from a more capable songwriter, like farrah abraham
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:48 (1 month ago) Permalink
I'D RATHER DO NOTHING WITH YOU, THAN SOMETHING WITH SOMEBODY NEW
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:49 (1 month ago) Permalink
oh my god kanye feat. farrah abraham would be EVERYTHING
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:52 (1 month ago) Permalink
Are we talking a song or a porno?
― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:54 (1 month ago) Permalink
for the love of ray j!
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:55 (1 month ago) Permalink
Okay, I just heard this song and it has made my day. It is...awesome?
― ...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:55 (1 month ago) Permalink
i dunno, you should check your manager
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:11 (1 month ago) Permalink
WITH your manager
― trick paddy pollars (some dude), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:12 (1 month ago) Permalink
holy shit
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:26 (1 month ago) Permalink
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:40 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
well for one i was at the show so i could hear it pretty well
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:27 (1 month ago) Permalink
but i don't know i found it kind of really powerful. like, him standing in front of a crowd and with barely a beat singing this naked ode to a woman/relationship regardless of what the crowd or his peers or gossip magazines think. my biggest problem with kanye is that he's moved from the most relatable rapper (for middle class kids anyway) to the LEAST relatable rapper for anyone who isn't jay-z. but this kind of levels him again, even the lyrics are perfectly dumbstruck in a really sweet way. like, he sings about wanting to make kim a huge dessert.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:30 (1 month ago) Permalink
like, he wants to make a huge dessert for her to eat, or he wants to lap her up like a giant bowl of Hagen-Daas, because
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
like, him standing in front of a crowd and with barely a beat singing this naked ode to a woman/relationship regardless of what the crowd or his peers or gossip magazines think
this is kind of why i compared it to "love lockdown" but that really was kinda whoa-wtf on a musical level
― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:39 (1 month ago) Permalink