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Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

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Words from Tha Pumpsta:

So all this shit about the media manifesting its own destiny is the truth. Even this country's 'liberal' media sources destroy what is good and pure. Kill Whitie's five year history has brought together people and encouraged a forum of dance through Kill Whitie's vestment in Manhattan & Brooklyn's diverse communities.

What Kill Whitie will not accept is the bullshit lies set forth in the recent Washington Post article. This fictional story has been reprinted on countless websites across the world and has perpetrated racist threats directed at the party's founders and promoters.

The Washington Post assumed the role of labeling what is 'white' music and what is 'black' music. This presumptuous attitude is dividing a culture that more than anything needs to be united. The republikan party is in power because they can agree on simple issues. The rest of us are busy fighting each other.

I put asses on my flyers because I grew up in Atlanta during freaknik. Unfortunate or fortunate, I associate booty music with asses. I offered free admission to ONE of my parties because it was the debut of "BITCH, I order my chicken fried". I often collaborate with individuals (black & white) to throw chicken frys at Kill Whitie. I am southern; I grew up on fried chicken. My intentions are not racist, vulgar, or insincere.

I wish that I could personally respond to everyone's questions. I am not a rich white kid. I grew up in west Cobb County, Georgia and have been working to support my family and myself since I was 14. I do not need your sympathy; I am simply trying to set the record straight. My first car was a 1987 Ford Tempo Sport. I saved money by working at Baskin & Robin's to pay for the car and the 12 inch subwoofers I had installed in the trunk.

I encourage the world to visit Kill Whitie before passing judgment. Kill Whitie has always brought people together. All the people that know Kill Whitie, I thank you so much for your love and support, especially those that were there since it began at the Stinger Club. Kill Whitie is my love; no one can take that from me. We have a lot to fight for. This has been an exhausting week and all the hate mail I have received only confirms my fears that racism is alive and well in this country. Look at what is happening in New Orleans (One of the greatest cities in the world). We must assume responsibility and fight for unification, life and liberty.

People ask me what do you mean by kill whitie, I can only refer to the words of Alfred Stieglitz: "If the artist could describe in words what he does, then he would never have created it."

-Jeremy Parker (Tha Pumpsta)

amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"I am not a rich white kid. I grew up in west Cobb County, Georgia."

The median income for a household in the county is $58,289, and the median income for a family is $67,649. Males have a median income of $45,362 versus $33,453 for females.

The racial makeup of the county is 72.40% White, 18.80% Black or African American, 0.26% Native American, 3.06% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 3.58% from other races, and 1.87% from two or more races.

++, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

If everything about the "awesome" party were the same, but it were called "Kill Darkie," would anyone still defend it?

I.M. (I.M.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I offered free admission to ONE of my parties because it was the debut of "BITCH, I order my chicken fried". I often collaborate with individuals (black & white) to throw chicken frys at Kill Whitie. I am southern; I grew up on fried chicken. My intentions are not racist, vulgar, or insincere.

"I offered free admission to ONE of my parties because it was the debut of "MAMMY!". I often collaborate with individuals of all races who work in circuses and who embrace goth culture, so we are often in blackface at "I-chRONIC". I am a goth! I always wear blackface. My intentions are not racist, vulgar, or insincere."

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"a city where nobody dances"

you did luck out...it's really hard to throw/find a good dance party in nyc.


Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I put asses on my flyers because I grew up in Atlanta during freaknik.
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Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:09 (eighteen years ago) link

you did luck out...it's really hard to throw/find a good dance party in nyc.

Seriously? Well, I take that back then.

I got majorly screwed by MTA almost the entire time though, but got really lucky with dance parties.. so karma, yin, yang, etc.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

my new policy...hang out, even date, people with cars.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm wondering if this would seem more innocent if this Pumpsta was more of a jovial fellow and didn't sneer in pictures and look like a total tool. Also, what's up with Pumpsta? My closest guess is:
"retro" sneaker reference + tendency to add "-ster" to everything post-napster + "street" version with -sta. Or it's a clever "gangsta" reference! That'd be cool too, because damn it's cool to be a gangsta.

Did I mention he looks like a tool? Seriously, he looks like some kid who used to shove me in gym class in middle school.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"If the artist could describe in words what he does, then he would never have created it."

'Kill' and 'Whitie' are words (well, 'kill' is...).

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Mike H OTM. He comes across as a smug insincere fucktard that's hard to even give the benefit of the doubt. Too bad since his new tactic is "I'm just doing it cause I love it, maaaaan!" and using his minority women friends as springboard props.

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Candicissima already quoted the line I was going to single out from that rant. El doofo, that one.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

best bit from the riffraff article:

SF: It's ridiculous that people don't have anything better to do than to sit on the computer and blog Kill Whitie.

RR: ...

haitch wolf gave me haitch (haitch), Thursday, 8 September 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I put asses on my flyers because I (once went to) Atlanta during freaknik.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 8 September 2005 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't think Alfred Stieglitz would have climbed onboard the kill whitie bandwagon

gear (gear), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"Mike H OTM. He comes across as a smug insincere fucktard that's hard to even give the benefit of the doubt. Too bad since his new tactic is "I'm just doing it cause I love it, maaaaan!" and using his minority women friends as springboard props."

Gee, do you think maybe he's coming across as a "smug insincere fucktard" because he just spent a week defending obviously false racist charges aimed at both himself and his party?

Also, suggesting he is "using his minority women friends as springboard props" is a ridiculous charge. You're suggesting that white people are only friends with black people for reasons of exploitation and black culture credibility.

I originally took offense at this party, the fried chicken gimmick, and the WP article quotes, and posted as such. Now that I have all the information, it's clear the only thing to find offensive is the people who are still bothering to try to label this guy a racist.

The smear still being lauched at this guy and his party on this thread rings like some neo-con morality police bullshit and it's sickening.

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The smear still being lauched at this guy and his party on this thread rings like some neo-con morality police bullshit and it's sickening

YEAH! KILL WHITIE!

CHICKENHEADS, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

my new policy...hang out, even date, people with cars that go boom

pappawheelie II, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe this was klostrophobic of me, but i didn't think there's much of a definitive take to be had here. this party IS problematic, i think i made that clear at least, and the backtracking politics (which is at the heart of the entry) is pretty obvious (esp w/jay smooth cosign).

but to use miccio's logic w/r/t yyt's "wait", criticize at your own self-revealing risk. maybe the guy just really likes fried chicken. i mean i fucking love fried chicken. i like po boys too. i'm not sure that's how tha pumpsta means it, but it's sorta shitty to racebait kneejerk like this, because in practice things are more nuanced, less (ha) black and white.

Nick Sylvester, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Even this country's 'liberal' media sources destroy what is good and pure.

new tshirt! new tshirt! somebody get Neighborhoodies on the phone!


The Washington Post assumed the role of labeling what is 'white' music and what is 'black' music

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kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Nick, thank you, btw, for your insight. I may not agree with all of it, but -- along with Jay -- you're another objective voice here. I admit I didn't immediately catch where you nicked (no pun intended) that the party was problematic, though... Granted, I didn't read the article more than once.

Another thing you said about the shittiness of "racebait kneejerk"-ing.. are you still referring to The Pumpsta in that context? Or the detractors in this thread? Or both?

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

obviously false racist charges

I would tend to disagree.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"I encourage the world to visit Kill Whitie before passing judgment. Kill Whitie has always brought [white] people together"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, Ned, if you equate...

racist = ignorant

ignorant = idiot

racist = idiot

...then I see your point.

This guy's not a "I hate black people" racist, though. He's just an idiot who doesn't realize that his poor attempts at humor and irony come off as racist and offensive to many people. And I think, despite the free publicity angle, he's been paying for it recently.

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I wouldn't be caught dead at one of these parties.

Other events I don't feel impelled to travel across the country to attend prior to passing judgment: Republican National Conventions, Klan rallies, R. Kelly concerts... (not that any of these are necessarily analogous to Kill Whitey dance parties, just examples to illustrate one does not have to jump off a cliff to verify that it isn't a good idea).

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Gee, do you think maybe he's coming across as a "smug insincere fucktard" because he just spent a week defending obviously false racist charges aimed at both himself and his party?

Also, suggesting he is "using his minority women friends as springboard props" is a ridiculous charge. You're suggesting that white people are only friends with black people for reasons of exploitation and black culture credibility.

...his guy's not a "I hate black people" racist, though. He's just an idiot who doesn't realize that his poor attempts at humor and irony come off as racist and offensive to many people.

You know, Jsoulja, the one thing I haven't called the guy is a racist because it would be too easy really. The guy is a smug insincere fucktard because he's off feeling the flames of public opinion/disapproval on his ass since he bared is so thoroughly and his defense is "it's a joke!"/"I've got a race pass, I can do what I want." I don't really care if the NAACP is co-sponsoring his party and holding bake sales there when the flyers promise free entry with a bucket of chicken and their promotional tools is to use disembodied black body parts/symbolism to indicate that they are promising a good old crunk time without the "hassle" of "agressive" black people there to "spoil" the fun. He is using his friends as a springboard prop to say "they agree and are helping, so it's okay." Yet it's not okay. Even if the party was 99.9% black except for Tha Pumpsta, it would not be not okay because fuck it, the bottom line is that there really has to be some form of creativity besides "big black ass here (well not really), come get loose!" in 2005. People like Tha Pumpsta are almost worse than the hooded types because their racism and prejudice is so coded that you really must be just be a killjoy if you don't "get" their humor. The fact that he is so obstinant and unrepentant in his loathsomeness makes me want to crawl on Bedford Avenue naked rather than give a dime to support him, that party, or that venue.

Candicissima (candicissima), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link

also the "philosophy" and marketing in itself precludes there being a significant black presence at the party, or at least takes for granted that there won't be. Whether or not Tha Pumpsta's booty love and background is authentic, his 'message' is being processed in predictably racist ways by at least some of his own partygoers. If 'CocoRosie' got the message that it's a "safe place to dance in a black-free environment" without giving it much thought(i hope) why would he be so nonplussed that more ostensibly objective observers would construe it that way? And if he can't be bothered to clear it up at this point for fear of ruining the 'joke', fuck him anyway.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I just want to say that Candicissima is really cool.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 10 September 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

except candicissima doesn't realize that dismembered black body parts or whatever the fuck (s)he thinks (s)he's talking about is not black iconography so much as club iconography, really now. sorry c, it's really much more complex than you want it to be. please stop being so irate. tremendoid, please don't quote things that weren't actually said ok thx.

Nick Sylvester, Saturday, 10 September 2005 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link

ok putting in all the qualifiers would have been too much typing for a drunk, and still is, though my spelling is impeccable as always. sit on that. but if that wasn't what she "said" give me the innocuous alternative that negates my premise.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:15 (eighteen years ago) link

except candicissima doesn't realize that dismembered black body parts or whatever the fuck (s)he thinks (s)he's talking about is not black iconography so much as club iconography, really now. sorry c, it's really much more complex than you want it to be. please stop being so irate.

OK, I call bullshit, Nick. Sorry. I've seen flyers for ghetto-tech/DJ assult type stuff. I remember flyers back in the day for Miami Bass.. and also late 80s L.A. techno/scratching... yes, disembodied asses have always been a constant symbol of club iconography. But black asses were never exclusive and still are not exclusive to ANY of these, except Kill Whitie, and a lot of purposely lewd hip hop/club promoted by and for predominantly black audiences. In more shocking news, latin based bootie club nights feature a lot of *gasp* disembodied latina asses. It sounds like you're trying to make this more complex than it really is, Nick.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

nick you were always a shitty unfunny writer but this really looks like its gonna be your watergate

SHAWN D, Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Bianca Casady, a multiply-pierced woman with a scalp divided between long dark hair and a buzz cut, grabs her female friend by the hips and shakes her like a blender. She steps outside, catches some fresh air and talks about the party.

"It's about being nasty, people come to grind on each other," said Casady, 23. "It's like friends being sexual with each other."

Casady was raised in Santa Barbara, Calif., but quickly notes her worldliness by listing the cities where she has lived along the trail to Brooklyn. A regular Kill Whitie partygoer, she tried the conventional (that is, non-hipster) hip-hop clubs but found the men "really hard-core." In this vastly whiter scene, Casady said that "it's a safe environment to be freaky."

dude look at the quotes. what you think she says is the effect of what's betwixt. how do i know? i do the same exact shit. it's not journalism, but i never act like what i do is. this article is all about michelle garcia exposing extremely strawmanned racism. and you bought into it, like most every other fucking clown on the internet anxious to Make A Point about something, Anything, hook/line/etc.

because the other parties cassidy is talking about are scary. lots of really junky dudes, many of them bridge n tunnel, raging drunk, big muscles, anxious to fuck. that's what she meant by hardcore. it has nothing to do with clubs being predominantly black, which last time i checked, there might be like 3 or 4 clubs like that in manhattan. these parties have hefty covers, expensive drinks, and call it ageism, but people over 40 wearing party shirts and swinging around freak me the fuck out. if i was a girl just looking to dance to hip-hop music, it's a variable i wouldn't want to deal with.

which brings me all the way back to this being not a black vs. white thing so much as a young vs. old thing. but who wants to talk about that.

xpost: donut please, black asses aren't exclusive to kill whitie either.

xpost: shawn d please, i spent 500 words on this out of the 5000 i wrote this week, this isn't gonna be anybody's watergate, not even yours (the d's for deepthroat, right; suck a dick)

Nick Sylvester, Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link

btw the "these" of "these parties" is not the so-called black parties, just the bigger club parties on the island

Nick Sylvester, Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay Nick, who's the one trying to simplify it more than it is? I never said that body parts were exclusively black iconography, so maybe you ought to try reading instead of being so typically smart-assed. And if you think that hip hop parties are exclusively bridge and tunnel Crobar type deals as well as the outrage over Kill Whitie being some generation gap, then you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack. And I'm actually not irate at all, just amazed that people like you who should have half a brain can be so utterly stupid.

Candicissima (candicissima), Saturday, 10 September 2005 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

SD, Saturday, 10 September 2005 07:57 (eighteen years ago) link

because the other parties cassidy is talking about are scary. lots of really junky dudes, many of them bridge n tunnel, raging drunk, big muscles, anxious to fuck. that's what she meant by hardcore. it has nothing to do with clubs being predominantly black, which last time i checked, there might be like 3 or 4 clubs like that in manhattan. these parties have hefty covers, expensive drinks, and call it ageism, but people over 40 wearing party shirts and swinging around freak me the fuck out. if i was a girl just looking to dance to hip-hop music, it's a variable i wouldn't want to deal with.

which brings me all the way back to this being not a black vs. white thing so much as a young vs. old thing. but who wants to talk about that.

I'm not shedding a tear nor really caring to defend the WaPo writers, mind you. I'm just wondering why Pumpsta thought his consistent theme is a good idea to keep consistent. While I'd cringe, I could deal with "Kill Whitie" and all it entails being a one-off, minus the free-entrance-with-fried-chicken thing and similar. But to keep it consistent, and to have people adorned in Wham! video takes on ironic words associated with racial guilt is not only an uncomfortable concept to me, but also really fucking weird the more I think about it...

xpost: donut please, black asses aren't exclusive to kill whitie either.

I've never seen the entire oeuvre of the Kill Whitie flyer collection, sadly, so I apologize if I assumed they were predominantly black asses. Given the name of his event is called "Kill Whitie", I ASS-U-ME'd. (Nyuk nyuk nyuk.)

I guess my point is.. can't he just phase the theme out? I don't doubt the success of his parties, but I doubt they'd require the theme to succeed. I don't think anyone here is defending the theme; they're defending Da Pumpsta. Now, unless I'm blind to NYC cabaret law politics, and Bloomberg gives grants to dance clubs that promote shocking and titillating feelings about racial guilt as "art statements" or something, I don't see a fucking reason for "Kill Whitie", but I have nothing against dance parties with asses on the promo flyers thrown by Da Pumpsta. Just kill the "Kill Whitie" part.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Saturday, 10 September 2005 08:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(the d's for deepthroat, right; suck a dick)

What an amazingly intelligent retort.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

as someone who has been branded a racist in the past for just having a shaved head, i tend to avoid throwing that term around lightly, if ever.

i'm more interested in simply pointing out that reading anything Tha Pumpsta says is like watching someone who can't punch their way out of a wet paper bag. And at least bad stand-up comics refrain from saying shit like "if you don't see it's funny, I can't help you." When they bomb, the audience lets them know and they have to eat it.

this is also a good point that got lost in the mire:

ha, even if this shit isn't racist, it's classist. keep it hipster and safe and fake and distanced and as a "commentary", y'all, stay away from the real people at ground level, because then you wouldn't be special "performance artists", you'd be just like everyone else.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 1st, 2005 6:03 PM.

If you scratch beyond their art-school shock tactic veneer, you find it's just a smokescreen, and what's being covered up (lack of talent, substance, etc.) is worth being discussed. and maybe even that young vs. old thing, if only to get Nick S. to stfu.

amon (eman), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM

at best, assuming Tha Pumpsta is as 'down from day 1' and sincere as he says he is, he's still catering to retards who can't just get to down to the fucking music without feeling superior and distanced and he knows it, knew it before the first party began.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

whoa, it's been two days and no one has posted an ironic .GIF of a fried chicken bucket.

oh noes, the thread is dying!

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Monday, 12 September 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

nick you were always a shitty unfunny writer but this really looks like its gonna be your watergate

WHAT DID NICK KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 12 September 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link


ihttp://www.authentichistory.com/images/1970s/watergate/watergate_puzzle.jpg

i know it's not funny, just trying to learn how to post pictures like the other trolls.

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link


heh.. still no dice..

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

The more I think about it, the more suburban this crap sounds.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Brainwashed weighs in with a particularly vitreolic rant.

(posted in a new thread cos i didn't see this one -- thanks ned.)

sean gramophone (Sean M), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I enjoyed that response. I do wish though that people would stop misusing the word 'nihilism' when they mean maybe something closer to 'materialism' or 'consumerism'.

moley, Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

That Brainwashed article sucked. The author read an article in the WaPo and took it 100% at face value without questioning, fact-checking, etc. I don't know much about Kill Whitey apart from what I've learned in this thread, but that was pretty lame. Also, taking a single Bianca Cassady quote out of context as a means of attacking her band is pretty low. I don't particularly like CocoRosie either, but this is sloppy, junior high school-level analysis.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link


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