R Kelly

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I think the guy who plays "Rufus" in R kelly's Trapped in the Closet video is very attractive. Does anyone know his real name?

Colleen Gibson, Saturday, 13 August 2005 08:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ty Lattimore aka "Geir"

LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 13 August 2005 08:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

4 years pass...

classic thread.

i wanna poll all the r kelly dancehall/fauxmaican stuff. what should be in there besides snake, slow wind, reggae bump bump, thoia thoing, maybe burn it up?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 23 October 2009 18:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

burn it up is fauxrican

a warhol done painted my sister nell (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 October 2009 08:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

anyway SLOWWINDSLOWWINDSLOWWINDSLOWWINDSLOWWINDSLOWWINDSLOWWINDSLOWWINDSLOWWIND

a warhol done painted my sister nell (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 October 2009 08:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

YOU'RE A JAMAICAN QUEEN ohYEAH

a warhol done painted my sister nell (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 October 2009 08:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'M AN AMERICAN KING GIRL

a warhol done painted my sister nell (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 October 2009 08:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

"Telling myself Im a playa so I keep tryna shake it off,
But I keep on seeing this big old house with a picket fence and a dog,
Never felt nothing like this,
Shes more than a mistress enough to handle my business,
Now put that girl in my kitchen,"

ahhh yeaah.

Cunga, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

9 months pass...

I still can't believe a dude who was arrested for having sexual relations with a 15 year old girl, including urinating on her, would name one of his songs "Number One"....

ý never promýsed you a Weingarten (San Te), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha wow i never thought of it that way

good song iirc

max skim (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 01:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

I still can totally believe that he would write a song complaining to God about people on earth getting angry at him for urinating on a 15 year old girl, and include the line "so shower down on me, wet me with your love"

Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 09:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha holy shit.......

funky brewster (San Te), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 10:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

is anyone else listening to Love Letter? right now i especially like the title track, Love Is (duet with K. Michelle), and radio message. there aren't a lot of classic r. kelly being r. kelly moments, but they're in here (e.g. the "a love letter christmas" remix)

/\/K/\/\, Thursday, 16 December 2010 03:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

little bit of talk in the R&B thread

dig the title track too, and "radio message" and "when a woman loves" and especially "number 1 hit". rest is kinda all over the place and not really feeling the couple throwback joints after "when a woman loves"

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 December 2010 03:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

so he has a song called "number one hit" a year after he had a single called "number one"? it's starting to verge on sad given how long it's been since he had a song hit #1 on any chart anywhere.

some dude, Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

iirc song on last record called "be my #2" and a another loose track right before that (which i loved) called "#1 fan"

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh i guess i'm just lollin at all the numbers recently

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

'number one hit' is a great great song al

*plop*ism rules (deej), Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

*plop*ism rules (deej), Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

ship "number one hit" is a ~double entendre~

xp yeah and it rules

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

Love that leather coat.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^incred performance

*plop*ism rules (deej), Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

"be my #2" is probably my favorite song kells has made in the past couple years, can't believe i forgot about that one. xpost

some dude, Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

is anyone else listening to Love Letter? right now i especially like... Love Is (duet with K. Michelle)

― /\/K/\/\, Wednesday, December 15, 2010 9:26 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Played this album for the first time today, and then played this track on repeat about a dozen times.

Indexed, Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh, hey, that's a pea coat.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Thursday, 16 December 2010 04:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

you guys, i just picked up this album today and hoooollly shit, instant end-of-yr top ten material

so fucking good

this piece gets it right:
http://www.djbooth.net/index/albums/review/r-kelly-love-letter-12161001

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah, was thinking along similar lines to that review. this album is v.v.g.

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

how is an R. Kelly more palatable to you than a Chris Brown?

Pussysopink Likemykittysayinhello (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

one is v v talented and one is not?

The Reverend, Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

i mean, both of them are total knobs, obv

The Reverend, Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

i love love this so far

whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

/\/K/\/\, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

this album is so great! title track is my favorite thing he's done in years. lots of these songs sound like they should be hit singles -- wonder if any of them will succeed, or are they too out of step with the times?

swvl, Friday, 24 December 2010 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

too out of step methinks ;_;

the stretch from "taxi cab" --> "radio message" --> "when a woman loves" --> "love is" is just one of the best things i've heard all year, just absolutely stunning

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 24 December 2010 18:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah, that run is incredible. love the way the first four tracks flow, too. very well sequenced lp.

swvl, Friday, 24 December 2010 18:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

"radio message" is so cheesy and so great

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

I don't necessarily love this yet but I like it. have only had a few listens though. his voice sounds great, some of the material doesn't grab me as much as the rest. "Taxi Cab" is my favorite so far even if it is a bit incongruous with the rest.

O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

i like how "taxi cab" is one of the four or whatever mj tributes on the album but is secretly the best of them by avoiding the obvious/kinda played out off the wall/thriller moves and going for angsty bad-era balladry "dirty diana"-style

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

first half is great, (as said before obviously) 2nd half doesn't interest me at all. the MJ tributes are sweet, i think he sounds more like MJ than Jackson on that new fake album.

Ludo, Friday, 31 December 2010 20:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3

flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

love that

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 January 2011 18:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

all it takes is one little kiss and that means STOP


she makes me wanna bop bop bop bop bobbadoodop

flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

nice!

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

<3 kellz

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Will Oldham/Bonnie Prince Billy interviews R. Kelly, pretty good stuff

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/music/r-kelly/

basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah, really liked that

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

here's will's version of "the world's greatest" that is mentioned in the interview:

basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

fantastic interview

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

OLDHAM: Seven days on a boat . . .

KELLY: I met some interesting people. I met this lady, man. She reminded me of the lady from Titanic [1997]. She had written Broadway plays. She was, like, 81. But she was actually living on this boat.

OLDHAM: She had a suite?

KELLY: Yeah, she had a suite and she just traveled. But one night she got on the piano and started to play and we sat and drank and talked. Her spirit was unbeliev able. White lady. Martha something . . . Unbelievable lady. She took me back to her room and wanted me to meet her husband. Me and my guys all went. We had a ball on that boat, man.

Tim F, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

:-)

flopson, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

She took me back to her room and wanted me to meet her husband.

threesome?

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

there was a different joke if you read to the end or the para

basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

or of

basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

this is nice, idk what it is

Local Christian Blues (schlump), Friday, 28 October 2011 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh my god the track "Spendin Money" off the R. double album is so incredible
if he had trimmed this down to like 50 minutes it would be amazing

frogbs, Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.twitvid.com/WCXI6

sisilafami, Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

is it weird this was not in top 77?

(same as twitvid)

niels, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

R. kelly is massively underrated on this board

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

I need to read his new memoir:

"As the film credits started to roll, I couldn't move. I burst into tears. People walking past me patted me on the back, trying to console me. 'The Notebook' was beautiful, and I was crying because its hero and heroine had died together.

But I was also crying because I remembered a Valentine's Day -- when a helicopter dropped a rainfall of roses -- that had come and gone ... My marriage had died. And there was nothing I could do to bring it back."

A rainfall of roses!

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:08 (10 months ago) Permalink

oh shit that's out already? sign me up

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:15 (10 months ago) Permalink

ASS SOUL: THE DIARY OF ME

da croupier, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:24 (10 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

really nice, thoughtful piece at the nyer on this:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2012/08/r-kellys-revealing-auto-hagiography.html

i've never read all that much about him, so didn't know even some of the sadder, biographical details. i can't remember if the book's out, is anyone reading?

, Blogger (schlump), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:29 (9 months ago) Permalink

was going to post something in the comments, but it looks like the first guy already called him out:

Correction: Bidget's husband isn't a midget. She cheats on her husband with a midget.

book came out last month. dunno why I haven't ordered it yet.

frogbs, Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:41 (9 months ago) Permalink


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